Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...
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What does uncontaminated chaos look like?
No such thing. Chaos is change and while one could claim unchanged aspects are evidence of "contamination" of chaos they are only unchanged thus far. On a long enough timeline, everything is grey goo. Chaos is the contaminant, and it will infect everything, as the Univerise defaults to entropy. But chaos is also the Unmoved Mover, the Prime Cause, which is where things get interesting...
Just in case I wasn't clear, chaos is a snake eating itself, engaged in an act of eternally reoccuring creation and destruction.
How do we go about finding this man? I would very much like to buy him a beer
Today, we proved beyond doubt that the air compressors are not the problem.
We were told to go troubleshoot the compressors ANYWAY. I was told this in front of the troops, because I apparently cannot even be trusted to communicate instructions to my crew in our quaint language of whistles and grunts.
All of my guys started bellowing out retarded people noises. I fear that there is an outright mutiny in progress. I feel that I am not on the side of the captain.
I see massive explosions and fires in the future.
Nope. I'm just gonna let the experts handle things, if you catch my drift.
That is possibly the most ominous sentence I have ever read in my life.
"We don't drink coffee, for health reasons... we put it up our butts instead!"
Why do they think coffee is better for you when taken ANALLY?