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"We don't drink coffee, for health reasons... we put it up our butts instead!"

Why do they think coffee is better for you when taken ANALLY?

Well, it wouldn't stain your teeth...

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... if someone in authority said the chicken crossed the road, THAT WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR US.  ...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

because I SAID SO!   :lulz:

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I've always interpreted diplomas as a certificate that proves you are trainable.  In my experience, employers don't really want educated employees, they want dumb employees - that are trainable.

My biggest beef with my education experience is that there were no classes teaching you how to deal with real life things like- how does insurance work? what are premiums and deductibles?  how to mortgages work?  what is escrow and PMI?  what are the pros and cons of buying a new car with a warranty vs paying cash for a clunker and budgeting a certain amount of money for repairs?  how do you figure out how much taxes will be taken out of your paycheck? 

you know, how do you deal with The Machinetm type shit 

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C:ute

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The brain is nothing but a computer in  the same way a moose is nothing but a little red wagon.

brain is to computer as eye is to camera

Rong answer.
You know I'm rite

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The brain is nothing but a computer in  the same way a moose is nothing but a little red wagon.

brain is to computer as eye is to camera

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Principia Discussion / Re: What degree are you?
« on: January 31, 2015, 12:12:02 pm »
I've got I BS degree. I thought that stood for "bachelor of science" but given how little it's done toward getting me a job it may actually stand for "bullshit"

You could always go back to school and get a "MoreShit" or a "Piled Higher and Deeper"

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Or Kill Me / Re: Autism adhd and rough drafts for forensic.
« on: January 28, 2015, 06:52:41 pm »
Is there a distinction between mental illness and mental disorder?  What if someone has the symptoms of, say, ADHD - but they like it that way?? Does that happen?

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what are your motivations for dating?

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I had a dream that I was on a school bus and some friends were trying to figure out how long it would take to get to some island by boat. 

they were like, "it's this far in this direction and this far in that direction, so it should be . . . umm"

then I was like, "the problem is that you're not thinking one-dimensionally"

then george takei turned around and high-fived me and we started talking about those ear bugs that khan put in chekov's ear.

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Hey, I know it wasnt in this thread, but thanks everybody for all the links on humor analysis.  I look forward to reading them when I go back on midnights.

Also, someone is in jail tonight because of me tonight... Never called the cops on anyone before...

The story - got the kids off the bus.  Bus driver says, 'there's a guy down the road stuck in a snowbank, looks like he needs help.  I think he's drunk'

So I go try to pull him out.

He doesn't want help, but I don't want to be responsible for him freezing to death - its fucking cold and windy.

Neighbor shows up to help. 

Guy pulls knife on neighbor.

We leave.  I call cops.

You did the right thing.

Police attempted to serve me papers today, but I wasn't home.  I hope it's because I am to be a witness in this fuckwit's trial.

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Hey, I know it wasnt in this thread, but thanks everybody for all the links on humor analysis.  I look forward to reading them when I go back on midnights.

Also, someone is in jail tonight because of me tonight... Never called the cops on anyone before...

The story - got the kids off the bus.  Bus driver says, 'there's a guy down the road stuck in a snowbank, looks like he needs help.  I think he's drunk'

So I go try to pull him out.

He doesn't want help, but I don't want to be responsible for him freezing to death - its fucking cold and windy.

Neighbor shows up to help. 

Guy pulls knife on neighbor.

We leave.  I call cops.

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I think there's also a neurological component to lifting.  That is, you can only try[\i] as hard as your brain and nerves will allow.

To put it another way, if you transplant a power lifter's brain into a pipsqueak's body, he/she could easily break bones or tear ligaments just by flexing.

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http://explosm.net/rcg

I don't even know why it's funny.

 :lulz: :? :lulz: :? :lulz: :? :lulz:

does anyone know if there is anything like a formal humor analysis method?  something like sentence diagrams? 
i know there are different types of jokes - but they should, then, be classifiable, right?
i'm not having much luck with internet searches but it something i randomly get interested in and then forget about.

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Numpy in my Pythonic Fortran
« on: January 08, 2015, 05:09:35 am »
I was using F77 - it worked but it was cumbersome

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