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It's not how I'm used to perceiving my body, since I've been a Skinny White Boy for the 25 years prior to this one.

Welcome to not being a kid anymore.   :lulz:

I woulda kept on with it for a while longer if my glands hadn't tried to kill me  :argh!:

You aren't a kid anymore the first time one of your organs, etc, betrays you.

Fittingly, this moment for me was ass polyps.

Propaganda Depository / Re: Banning Nazis from PD
« on: May 19, 2017, 11:14:38 pm »
I support the banning Nazis thing. I also have ideas about grudges, but I have PMed them along with my Nazi banning support to The Mgt.

Richard Nixon's glittering half-life sarcophagus / Re: ABSOLUTE CHAOS
« on: April 11, 2017, 02:34:28 pm »

So did you apply for this job or did you just wander towards the unbroken shaft of light on the horizon that heralded your coming?

Apparently, this position is "business casual", which is to say "not casual at all".

Off to buy human clothes.

Is this lizard people slang for new flesh covering?

Could I suggest one slightly less...Cornish?

Huh. Well I've sent this to three people I can think of outside of PD in the last few years. I guess it could be one of them? If not, then hey I hope they enjoyed it!

Richard Nixon's glittering half-life sarcophagus / Re: Spagbook
« on: March 27, 2017, 11:09:30 pm »
A few English delicacies:
fatberg pie - wads of coagulated sewer grease in pastry crust
mums toes - sidewalk mushrooms and stale pub beer spread on toast
fisherman's pudding - Thames dredge in Queens Justice scrotum casing
abitotheolstuff - bout two jollies of i wi a dash er what ave yer

Lol no I meant oil trebuchets aren't thick black goop dude

Catapults filled with ignited balls of that useless thick black goop that one Texan weirdo keeps pulling out of the ground.

Hey PD, I'm not dead. I'm not on the internet a whole lot and that's working for me.

Hope you cats are doing well.  :)

I'm not dead

not on the internet a whole lot

Does not compute


RPG Ghetto / Re: Unified Vidya Games thread
« on: March 15, 2017, 02:30:49 am »
Just saw the Mass Effect: Andromeda multiplayer trailer.  Looks promising.  As I'm sure you all know, I played the shit out of Mass Effect 3's multiplayer (over 2000 hours), and while it was simple, in comparison to say Battlefield or CoD, it had a certain amount of variety in weapons and characters that made it very replayable.  It looks like they've applied the same formula to Andromeda.  4 player co-op, shared XP, 10 waves of increasingly difficult battles against enemies, extra objectives on certain waves.  Also 25 characters, 5 maps and all the base weapons on launch (which appear to be the majority of weapons in Mass Effect possibly 40+ guns).

Once I get my hands on the demo tomorrow, I'll play the shit out of the MP and give further impressions.

I was at PAX East on Saturday and my friends wanted to check out the Mass Effect stuff.

I just told them no. Are any of us really going to not buy Mass Effect? We're all buying Mass Effect. It doesn't matter if we look at it or play it beforehand or get a Mass Effect pin:  we're all going to buy Mass Effect. Let's spend some time on these indies that we won't hear about otherwise.

Anyway we checked out Mass Effect.

Also ICEY looks pretty cool.

Hey PD, I'm not dead. I'm not on the internet a whole lot and that's working for me.

Hope you cats are doing well.  :)

RPG Ghetto / Re: Unified Vidya Games thread
« on: March 07, 2017, 10:34:42 pm »
I just read five pages of mods, dork souls, and isos so I came in to say I'm playing Stardew Valley, and I just bought two ducks, and my eggplants are growing well, which is nice. :)

Also, we ought to save this exchange and pin it so that the next time some dipshit noob comes in here talking about how we are all super mean and spiteful to outsiders, we can point to this and say, "See? It's not just you, dudebro."
We used to casually snipe each other like this a lot more often. The nasty little shit side of me sort of misses it.

Brb, making mayonnaise and bleach tacos.

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