When I am rich, I will bring water to Tucson just to spite it.
You know exactly how this will end. It'd be like that Ice palace/rink that got built in Turkmenistan(?). Shit idea. On so many levels. Where-ever that one was, all it did was cause malaria and mosquitos to spread like fuck.
And this insane fucker wants to do this. To Tucson.
WHAT THE FUCK WOULD SPREAD FROM TUCSON. WHAT. WHAT. EVIL AND HELL IS FUCKING WHAT.
I honestly don't know how much evidence you puppet fuckers need before you do what must be fucking done and string up the false mexico for his string of offences and continued plotting of offences against humanity on what is clearly intended to be a global scale causing death, famine, panic and the simultaneous spread of Gene and Richard Simmons DVDS to collections worldwide.
Any civilised society would have skinned him from their fingernails, slowly. Your restraint causes questions on your moral character.
We shall discuss Roger in due course. We first need to find a jury of "peers" that can later be convicted accordingly.
When I am rich, this man is my voice in all matters. His symbol of office will be a meteorite iron crowbar.
When I am rich, Lillie shall sit upon a throne of chair arms.