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The Secrets Forum / Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« on: Yesterday at 03:49:41 pm »
Also, we ought to save this exchange and pin it so that the next time some dipshit noob comes in here talking about how we are all super mean and spiteful to outsiders, we can point to this and say, "See? It's not just you, dudebro."
We used to casually snipe each other like this a lot more often. The nasty little shit side of me sort of misses it.

Brb, making mayonnaise and bleach tacos.

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The Secrets Forum / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: February 11, 2017, 07:03:16 pm »
Didn't someone also send some of Roger's stuff to his former boss?

I'd hate to think we should all start scrubbing our posts.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: The Grudge
« on: January 25, 2017, 03:52:37 am »
This was a seriously fun read.

I also had some side fun parsing in story terminology as delivered in a decidedly Scottish parlance.

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The Secrets Forum / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: January 25, 2017, 03:26:51 am »
Cain, my mom asked who you are because you sometimes reply to my facebook posts. I told her I have no idea but I thought you should know that by elementary school measure we're friends now.

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The Secrets Forum / Re: NAME THAT SPAG
« on: January 24, 2017, 11:09:08 pm »
wait no don't do that one

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The Secrets Forum / Re: NAME THAT SPAG
« on: January 24, 2017, 11:08:34 pm »
Eater of Clowns

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The Secrets Forum / Re: NAME THAT SPAG
« on: January 24, 2017, 10:01:34 pm »
Malty
Salty
Walty
Pig Guppy (PgUpy)

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The Secrets Forum / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: January 24, 2017, 06:01:30 pm »
Along with cool little mustaches and everything else, NAZIs have ruined the handle I have had for 8 years. Thanks, Hitler.

That sucks. I don't know what I'd do if I lost EoC.

Part of me does want to ruin each of your names until you're stuck with PgUpy or something though. Inserty.

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The Secrets Forum / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: January 23, 2017, 11:45:09 pm »
The fact that it's hourly sounds like a good sign that it's legit.

If it were illegal I feel like it'd be more like a x-amount-per-week sort of thing.

It should be noted that I have no fucking idea what I'm talking about it. Weed is that stuff that makes Floridians gnaw at each others' faces right?

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The Secrets Forum / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: January 23, 2017, 11:20:15 pm »
Currently feeling very pleased with myself for this quiz question:

10. Cnidaria have two life stages: (1 pt)

Harpy and cyst
Siren and abscess
Dryad and nodule
Medusa and polyp

 :lulz:

Bonus question how many of these are the names of $25/plate gastropubs.

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The Secrets Forum / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: January 20, 2017, 11:47:28 pm »
Man, I used to worry about how my employment history looked on paper... then I became a recruiter. Now I realize mine is really pretty not too bad.

 :lulz:

I like this because you used to photoshop spots off of genitalia.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: The Foxhole With The Atheist
« on: January 20, 2017, 07:22:10 pm »
I take issue with the use of the foxhole, as foxes are pretty small creatures and there's no way two humans could fit in a hole made by one, even if one of them has a biologically smaller atheist brain (why God can't fit in it).

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The Secrets Forum / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: January 16, 2017, 06:58:57 pm »
I think we can all agree that the most egregious offense here is the Appeal to Lulz without delivering said Lulz.


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A power point presentation is a good way to show people your cultural sensitivity, see the father Ted episode for reference



This sounds like you've put your foot in it with some comment, if so just do the right thing and apologise and move on with your life. It happened to me a few months back at a party when I asked one of the people I was chatting to what part of Asia they were from... That turned out to be Brazil, so as I said you can apologise or move on and forget about it, or you can do what I did: Never show my face in public again, being sure to flagellate once a night while shouting "stupid, stupid, stupid".

 :lulz:

Sorry Faust, but that's pretty hilariously cringey. I hope they were gentle about it.

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The Secrets Forum / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: January 11, 2017, 07:13:09 pm »
I've only ever seen 3 movies that I actually considered scary, and Poltergeist doesn't really hold up when you watch it again now.

Play Misty For Me is my sleeper pick for HOLY FUCK TERRIFYING, possibly (probably) because of a lifetime of ignoring Rule #3.

But the scariest movie of all time? Fuck you if you don't think Aliens is some paralyzingly frightening shit. I saw that movie in the theater when it came out (I was 9 and my mom thought I was seeing some dumb kid movie) and I swear I didn't sleep with the lights off for a week. And it's the only movie that's possibly gotten even scarier as I get older because there are so many LAYERS of horror there and the best ones aren't even comprehensible to a little kid.

Wait, Alien or Aliens? I fully agree that the first was a great horror movie. The second was always more of a sci-fi action flick to me. Not scary really, but great nonetheless.

For frightening space movies, I'll always have a soft spot for Event Horizon. Something about watching that just really creeped me out.

Alien was OK, but hardly scary.

Aliens is what I was talking about. Flat-out terrifying,
in addition to being one of the 4 or 5 best movies ever made.

Event Horizon was terrifying when I saw it in the theater on several hits of LSD, but I found it didn't really hold up to rewatching.

I, too, prefer political docudrama Aliens over its lighthearted feminist comedy predecessor Alien, since we're just being silly now.

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