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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / Re: COOKIES
« on: Today at 05:31:56 pm »
I request only that the return address be clearly visible for retaliatory mail purposes.  :evil:

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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / Re: Spagbook
« on: Today at 12:23:19 am »
You're the one wearing sweatpants and a leather jacket I presume.

He is the white one in the lower left wearing a black collar.

He is ADORABLE.

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My grandfather (the one who survived cancer twice) died this morning. Blood poisoning. I'm devastated.

Condolences, Waffles.

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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / Re: OPEN BAR: Now endorsed by Foodbabe!
« on: November 18, 2014, 02:37:41 am »
I attended the wake last night. The undertakers did a good job, but my God, seeing her dead was strange. It was sad. But it was stranger than it was sad. I've gotten over the fact that she died being mad at me and I not being able to resolve it. I found out she was in the hospital because I reached out to her to resolve our issue. If she were still alive and didn't resolve things with me I would have shrugged and gone, "well, I tried." The whole thing was weird. The wake had this sort of, I really am just having a strange dream sort of feel to it, even down to the people there. Even down to the slideshow of pictures. She's been dating her boyfriend for 11 years and there are no pictures of them together. The pictures abruptly end in her early 20s. One of the last ones was my high school graduation. The funeral Mass was said today in New York (her mom insisted on a Latin Mass, and Boston doesn't have any Latin Mass priests anymore). She's being buried tomorrow in her father's grave. I won't be attending. I'm welcome to, but I'm opting not to.

I am sad, but I'm ok. But I'd be lying if I said this wasn't really fucking surreal.

Shit, dude.

Sorry.

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Bring and Brag / Re: Great game from the world of Chaos- Game Torah Online
« on: November 16, 2014, 03:06:37 am »
Have you considered giving us your impressions, to get the conversation started?

Impressions from what?

Of the game. Because you seem to know more about it and possibly have more knowledge about it than anyone here. You are more likely to be able to get a conversation going if you post a little of your own opinion or some kind of context; for example, how you came to know about this game, what you think of it, and what you are hoping to get from the conversation here. Are you a player looking for other players? Are you thinking about playing it and want to know what others think? Are you the game creator, looking for feedback on the design? All of these things could give some basis for a launching point from which other people can respond, hopefully resulting in a mutually satisfying social interaction.

I am continuously impressed by your ability to explain basic social interaction techniques, but not nearly as much so as I am saddened that it's something you've needed to develop into a skill.

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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / Re: COOKIES
« on: November 14, 2014, 01:41:12 pm »
I also find monarchy a mild bowel irritant.

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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / Re: COOKIES
« on: November 14, 2014, 01:40:19 pm »
I assume transatlantic shipping is probably a no-go, so can I request changes to EOC's?

EOC, got a list of shit you're allergic to handy? For, erm, safety reasons.

I am horribly allergic to solid gold bricks.

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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / Re: COOKIES
« on: November 14, 2014, 12:04:07 pm »
:awesome:

You're the greatest, QG!

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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / Re: Craniosacral therapy - woo?
« on: November 13, 2014, 02:54:55 pm »
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I've had 4 or 5 sessions with a qualified and certified practitioner

I swear, you'll know when I've gone totally stark staring evil as I'll open up a fucking certification centre for all kinds of shit like this.

It's got to be up there on the scale of evil, taking money of the uniformed to provide a worthless bit of paper certifying them as the Grand High Preist of whatever trendy bullshit is going. Then sending them forth to fleece others on the back of your "Qualification".


Fuck it, why wait?

I WILL CERTIFY ANYONE AS A OFFICIAL QUALIFIED PRACTITIONER OF WHATEVER BULLSHIT WOO YOU CARE TO NAME. ALL PRICES BEATEN, NO QUESTIONS ASKED. NO ANSWERS GIVEN. NO ACTUAL KNOWLEDGE OF YOUR BULLSHIT WOO REQUIRED, I CAN DEAL WITH ALL OF THAT FOR YOU.

Ask about our affiliate scheme.

 :lulz:

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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / Re: OPEN BAR: Now endorsed by Foodbabe!
« on: November 13, 2014, 11:25:55 am »
Bleh.  Not working in Cambridge.  Well, that's 130 in ticket costs I wont see again anytime soon.

Also, I'm meant to be attending a work meeting today.  I'm planning on having a last minute unavoidable emergency, because I can't be bothered.

Sorry, bud.

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Utah raptors with claw hammers is not only inoffensive, it is heartwarming.

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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / Re: HAY ALTY, YOU SHOULD LEAVE ALASKA.
« on: November 11, 2014, 01:38:11 am »
Now I want to talk about you and I. Roger, I want you to know I was not ignoring you. I have a hard time communicating with you when we're arguing, because you have a tendency to read whatever I say in the absolute worst light imaginable. I wish you would not do that. I've deleted 5 words today for every 1 that I've typed. I'd like to think I've earned better treatment than that.

Yeah, I have that effect.  I apologize, to you and everyone else (except Alty).  I will try not to do it in the future.  I am unsure how successful I will be.

I appreciate that. Really.

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