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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Open Bar: Funnier Than White People Practicing Voodoo

« on: Yesterday at 08:58:04 pm »

Today this happened https://www.facebook.com/jesus.john/posts/10152226023439249?comment_id=10152226035709249&notif_t=like and I thank PeeDee for my ability to relentlessly prod someone in the cognitive dissonance until they seem utterly unreasonable, and poke massive holes in all their arguments.

goddamn bootstrappers and their massive blinkers.

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Are we more depressed because we're getting smarter?

« on: July 22, 2014, 03:12:56 pm »

i believe it was a 50 post rule back in the seas of time.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Unlimited "Israel, What the fuck" thread

« on: July 22, 2014, 02:32:12 pm »

http://www.teaandkittens.co.uk/

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Unlimited "Israel, What the fuck" thread

« on: July 22, 2014, 02:31:06 pm »

Ah, the horror at tweens in padded bikini tops article next to the sidebar of shame.

I have an extension  that blocks the Mail Online for Chrome. It shows me tea and kittens instead.

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Are we more depressed because we're getting smarter?

« on: July 21, 2014, 03:09:10 pm »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depressive_realism

related?

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Open Bar: Funnier Than White People Practicing Voodoo

« on: July 20, 2014, 12:01:01 am »

I got a free ikea sofa with 2 covers today.



And then I found out from her current human that Eris, the stray who showed me her bum in 2005 and got bundled up and taken home, had feline leukemia and had to be euthanised. She lived with most of my family and Payne, but she always had a bipedal can opener who loved her and treated her well, and that's all a cat really needs. She was approximately 9 years old and semi feral.

I have a weird feeling of happy from finally making progress on the lounge and having somewhere to sit that actually deserves to be called thus. (it's starting to look like adults live here, finally!) and grief about Eris Missymoo, Princess Stinkybum. 

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: i am sans holy name and sig. Send Help.

« on: July 18, 2014, 02:14:13 am »

Sig:

"GEROFF, Fuckers, he's MINE and I'll drive him around however I like."

hahaha!

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: ATTN, ADMIN GROUP (and anyone interested)

« on: July 17, 2014, 11:07:02 pm »

no, because you live in the US and they don't let you eat organs.

actual haggis is illegal in the US.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Malaysian Airlines plane shot down over Ukraine

« on: July 17, 2014, 10:39:19 pm »

Once again, Cain understands these people in way that occasionally freaks me out.

"BOOM, headshot", indeed.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: BREAKING: POEM ON FACEBOOK SUGGESTS GAY COUPLES MAY BE UNSTABLE

« on: July 17, 2014, 09:29:28 pm »

Person makes massive life decision after a major stress and trauma event and shit goes bad.

Grass is still green, grief can make for fucked up decision making processes.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: i am sans holy name and sig. Send Help.

« on: July 17, 2014, 07:38:11 pm »

Grand Misstress of the Unshaven Kneecaps

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / i am sans holy name and sig. Send Help.

« on: July 17, 2014, 07:21:22 pm »

feeling a little naked over here. :S

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Random News Stories

« on: July 17, 2014, 07:09:19 pm »

hey!

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Open Bar: Funnier Than White People Practicing Voodoo

« on: July 17, 2014, 07:07:07 pm »

Tea is a far superior beverage, but it's easy to fuck that shit up

I have fucked up many a cup of tea. 2 seconds too long and green tea goes from delicious to grass.

yea, water temp is a factor, you gotta leave the water cool for a couple minutes for green and white tea, or you'll scorch it and make it a hot tannin-y mess

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Random News Stories

« on: July 17, 2014, 06:54:05 pm »

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-28339686

Nick Clegg has launched an attack on Conservative plans to limit the power of the European Court of Human Rights.

He accused David Cameron of lining up "with Vladimir Putin and other tyrants around the world by tearing up our long tradition of human rights".

Tory "extremists" - or "head bangers" - had won out over moderates like Ken Clarke and Dominic Grieve, sacked in this week's reshuffle, he claimed.

Missing from article: "It's pretty much my fault" Clegg continued. "I could have done many things to stop all kinds of horror but the whiff of power I got was just too intoxicating".

Seriously, I'm leaning towards placing more blame on Clegg and the Liberals as they've pretty much enabled this kind of behaviour and acted as the whipping boy throughout the process. The only chance I can see for them to avoid a total wipeout at the next elections is to take a stand and call the whole thing to a close now so they can at least pretend to have one principle that isn't immediately compromised.

He's also wanting to scrap the bedroom tax. he's in rebellion mode. Maybe he wants to do something publically popular in order to smooth over the Lib Dems mishandling of a couple of sexual harassment charges and to ensure he actually HAS a career after the next election.