And, yeah, the average American po'bucker attitude towards being fucked can be explained like this:
I kick you in the junk hard enough to knock you out. When you wake up, I explain that LMNO did it, and that we'll fix that bastard, yes we will. Only you have to first close your eyes and stand with your feet apart. You do that, and I kick you again. Rinse, repeat.
The difference is, after the second time I did it, you'd be cutting me into pieces like Scarface did to that one dude in the chainsaw fight scene, and the po'bucker will just hold his nuts and wail his hatred for LMNO no matter how many times I kick him.
Sometimes I hate this place...
The only explanation, so far as I can see, is that there is a god, and he hates us all.