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Messages - Dimocritus

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Just a heads up, I'm snagging a small handful of these "reviews" right now, buuuuut (don't get mad) I'm replacing names with totally fake names, except for anyone that hasn't already contributed. Capice?

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And, yeah, the average American po'bucker attitude towards being fucked can be explained like this:

I kick you in the junk hard enough to knock you out.  When you wake up, I explain that LMNO did it, and that we'll fix that bastard, yes we will.  Only you have to first close your eyes and stand with your feet apart.  You do that, and I kick you again.  Rinse, repeat.

The difference is, after the second time I did it, you'd be cutting me into pieces like Scarface did to that one dude in the chainsaw fight scene, and the po'bucker will just hold his nuts and wail his hatred for LMNO no matter how many times I kick him.

Sometimes I hate this place...

The only explanation, so far as I can see, is that there is a god, and he hates us all.

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I've been troubled with this lately.

So many people fiercly defending their own right to stupidity (or even a right to take advantage of someone elses stupidity). So many people who think that their right to have "beliefs" and "opinions" equates to those beliefs and opinions being as equally valid as all other beliefs and opinions.

But you can't talk to them, the more you try to convince, the tighter they hold on to what they have (there's a term for this, what is it?)

I honestly wouldn't give a shit, if it weren't for the fact that stupid people aren't aware that they are stupid, and make more stupid people, who make more stupid decisions that lead to more stupid actions that make my life, and others, more difficult.

But you can't TEACH them anything. And you certainly can't FIST-FIGHT Stupid.

What the fuck to do? LIVE IN CAVE?! And even then, global issues are a bitch, especially with all the dumb-asses in the driver's seat. FUCK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.

FIND A GOOD SEAT TO SEE IT ALL GO DOWN THE SHITTER! (this is an "iquisitive statement")

The fuck... Fuck...

*ahem

sorry...

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Tomahawk+wolf eyes+oranges+flour=??

Eh, not quite the culinary expert, eh?

Minus 1 point.

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Squid Ink + Five Dollars in Loose Change + Buckwheat Flour + Homesickness = ???

CLEAN UP IN AISLE FIVE!!!

Minus 1 point.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: WTF
« on: December 24, 2011, 04:50:50 pm »
Well, fuck, that's cool and all, but how to get my name back?


Also, I wasn't gonna piss in the pool, but WTF, it's apple talk

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / WTF
« on: December 24, 2011, 04:40:00 pm »
For the record, the second time was an accident.











#occupy my fucking screen name

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / WTF
« on: December 24, 2011, 04:38:50 pm »
It's occurred to me, there isn't much you can do to stop me from doing this according to the forum rules, so, get fucking used to it.

These fucking tyrannical douche-nozzles stole my rights! We all deserve to be able to change our screen names (especially when I only want to change it back to what it was.)

#occupy my fucking screen name.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / WTF
« on: December 24, 2011, 04:35:28 pm »
Third time's a charm...

If you don't let me change my name back to dimo, I will leave and never return, OR, I will stay forever and never let you forget I exist, whichever is worse...

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: WTF
« on: December 24, 2011, 04:33:06 pm »
I have no idea how this managed to post twice...

Happened to me once too. But with an individual post, not a whole thread.

Point stands. No fixy-fixy the screen name thing, there will be hell to pay

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: WTF
« on: December 24, 2011, 04:32:11 pm »
Why can't I change me name? I thought it was the computer I was on that wouldn't let me somehow, but it's not letting me on this computer, either. I would like to just be regular old dimo again, but fuck...

Oh, yeah, and something something something, chaos, something something discord, something, yada yada, nice to be back, and so on.

One of the admins disabled the function.

That made Coyote mad. It was funny.

Well, that's fucking retarded. Someone better fucking fix it. Friggin asshole admins... Swear to goddess, if this isn't fixed by the end of the day, I'm fucking outta here.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: WTF
« on: December 24, 2011, 04:30:02 pm »
I have no idea how this managed to post twice...

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: WTF
« on: December 24, 2011, 04:29:33 pm »
This is bollocks.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / WTF
« on: December 24, 2011, 04:28:57 pm »
Why can't I change me name? I thought it was the computer I was on that wouldn't let me somehow, but it's not letting me on this computer, either. I would like to just be regular old dimo again, but fuck...

Oh, yeah, and something something something, chaos, something something discord, something, yada yada, nice to be back, and so on.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / WTF
« on: December 24, 2011, 04:27:50 pm »
Why can't I change me name? I thought it was the computer I was on that wouldn't let me somehow, but it's not letting me on this computer, either. I would like to just be regular old dimo again, but fuck...

Oh, yeah, and something something something, chaos, something something discord, something, yada yada.

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