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Aneristic Illusions / SARAH PALIN IS ACTUALLY RUNNING!
« on: Today at 03:23:28 am »
This is the best day of my life.

 :sad:

Dammit, I promised myself I wouldn't cry.

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I, on the other hand, narrowly avoided killing a busker with an accordion this morning while getting a coffee.

How did you miss?

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: ATTN: PEEDEE
« on: Yesterday at 05:03:16 am »
 :fap: OR  :aaa:

I CAN'T DECIDE.

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So, I had some jackass on FB telling me that only combat-induced PTSD "counts".  I tried for a brief moment to explain to him what PTSD is, and how it works in the brain.  But then I remembered that I was talking to yahoo on the internet and instead torqued him up until he blocked me.

 :lulz: I need to remind myself of that more often.

Facebook really brings out my inner...um, outer misanthrope.

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I did a live music ("music") thing this weekend. One of the gigs were recorded. https://mariushuseby.bandcamp.com/album/live-at-bl-grotte-fredrikstad

That sounds like a steam jet mill malfunctioning.

Well done.


 :lulz:

Thanks!

Yeah, it has a very "the wheels are falling off" vibe to it.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: A letter.
« on: Yesterday at 02:07:03 am »
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

That is beautiful.

If I ever break up with anyone again, will you write my breakup letter?

I'd be delighted to.   :lulz:

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / A letter.
« on: Yesterday at 01:33:37 am »
Dear Dana,

I got your "Causes" request on Facebook, in which you asked me to sign a petition for Chris Kyle to receive the medal of honor.  I have a few issues with this.

First, the medal of honor is not granted by public acclaim.  It must be submitted by an officer in the person's chain of command, then be voted on by congress.

Second, the idea of giving a medal of honor to someone because Clint Eastwood made a movie about him is like giving John Wayne a medal of honor because he starred in "The Green Berets".

Third, I do not like having my feed crammed up with rightwing jabbering, no matter how enthusiastic it is.  Had I known that this is how you would turn out, I wouldn't have kicked that dog off of you back in 1986.  I would have let it eat you.  Not because you are a born-again Christian, not because you are a far-right whackjob that has no idea how the universe works, but because you bothered me while I was trolling teabaggers.

It is because of people like you that I wish a gigantic fucking asteroid would slam into the Earth.  On the other side, so I would have 12 hours to gloat, and you would have 12 hours to pray to the Reagan Jesus and soil yourself in terror.  Of course, I will be soiling myself, too.  But in glee.  In unholy glee.

Now fuck off.  Never speak to me again.

Yours in Bubba Jebus,
Doktor Howl


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I did a live music ("music") thing this weekend. One of the gigs were recorded. https://mariushuseby.bandcamp.com/album/live-at-bl-grotte-fredrikstad

That sounds like a steam jet mill malfunctioning.

Well done.

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So, I had some jackass on FB telling me that only combat-induced PTSD "counts".  I tried for a brief moment to explain to him what PTSD is, and how it works in the brain.  But then I remembered that I was talking to yahoo on the internet and instead torqued him up until he blocked me.

Counts as what? Like actual, factual PTSD?

Yes.  Only his counts.  Everyone else is whining.

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That image bothers me in ways I find hard to describe.

First off, it's perfectly transparent about advertising snickers. But, it doesn't even get their ad right.

Second, it implies that (1) a firearm can take confectionery as ammunition, (2) Snickers bars are readily available in a combat zone, (3) gloves are required to handle candy bars, and (4) a damage bonus against enemies with peanut allergies is worth the required skill investment into weapon modification

In other words, the person who initially made it completely failed (on many levels) to comprehend the basic ideas of both weapon modification and candy bar commercials, and yet decided to combine them anyway. Probably, if I posted this rant to him directly, he'd have a hissy fit and complain about how I'm ruining his fun.

I guess what really bothers me is that the world contains people like the one who made that photo and posted it initially without realizing anything was wrong with it.

 :lulz:

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:lulz:

They asked me why I needed a catapult on an aircraft carrier. They lacked vision.

It's for launching planes.

Among other things.

Not the one the cook got. Teach that fucker to water down my coffee.

:mittens:

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:lulz:

They asked me why I needed a catapult on an aircraft carrier. They lacked vision.

It's for launching planes.

Among other things.

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EoC was supposed to be this incredible "genius" and "American hero".  That's what your history books will tell you.

But the fact is, he was a criminal and a madman.  His "improvement" on carnival rides, for example?  Who gains when you extend "The Scrambler" through concertina wire?  To what end do you immerse each car of a ferris wheel in raw sewage as it reaches the bottom?  And that's not even mentioning his sale of "Organic Cotton Candy, made with real cotton."

As for his "illustrious" military career, MOST people don't earn medals for running over bum-boats and yachts with the aircraft carrier.  MOST people would be court martialed for using new guys as sounding weights.  Or sticking the cook in the catapult, even IF the coffee was a little weak.

Fortunately, he passed away before he had a chance to run for office.  The mind reels in horror at the very notion.

He died with dignity, though.  Even I will not try to take that from him.  He was found shot to death by natural causes, strapped naked over a vaulting horse, gagged with a stained speedo, his mouth full of used condoms.  He was buried in accordance with his wishes, being weighted with orphans and thrown in the settling pond.





 


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So, I had some jackass on FB telling me that only combat-induced PTSD "counts".  I tried for a brief moment to explain to him what PTSD is, and how it works in the brain.  But then I remembered that I was talking to yahoo on the internet and instead torqued him up until he blocked me.

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