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What's that drunk, retired car salesman neighbor? You overheard me talking shit about the way you "joke" with my wife?
Good. Maybe it'll get your ignorant ass to BACK UP OFF IT with the slurring political talk and stupid jokes. If not, I HAVE THE REMEDY.
School has been out for two weeks now. My son's report card is still nowhere in sight.
I'm getting a bit irritated about it. Why they couldn't just give it to them on the last day of school I don't know.
He's getting a bit anxious about it because he gets a big reward if there are A's and B's, and he wants his reward NOW.
That's my problem with this assbag entirely.
Its not drugs. I don't give a fuck about the opinions of others, by and large. Not enough to really work up a good hate. Opinions are fickle things.
The kind of butthurt that keeps him coming back to shit on ALL of us because he doesn't like Nigel, that gets my goat.
But, fortunately, I can share this giant internet space with people I don't like without shitting on the whole place.
You know, like any human being who doesn't act like petulant, passive, cowardly teenager because of their profound sense of butthurt.
And yeah, FTR, that shit did actually hurt my god damned feelings. At least I can fucking own that.
I got 3-4 quarters left till I graduate. I honestly have no fucking plan after this. I'll still have GI Bill benefits after that, but I really don't think that going for a masters degree is a good idea for me for some reason.
Didnt Juana Go flounce over something like that? I have bad memory.
Yeah, she got called on her assertion (backed up by some hipster youtube vid) that saying "I hate straights" is different from "I hate homosexuals" or "I hate Blacks". When I questioned this, I was told to "check my privilege" (which is hipster for "shut up" and/or SCREEEECH). I watched the video, and the guy was saying it's okay to hate straights because he's terrified of them. I came back to ask Garbo if the guy didn't just justify the "Gay panic defense" (ie, fear is an excuse for bigotry), but she had already flounced.
I don't think I like her much. She has gone from an egilatarian to a bigot.
OH right, that thing i went thru the trouble of transcribing.
On a side note, didnt know Garbo=J.G., but from some vague recollections, it makes sense.
She seemed pretty cool up to that point. It's kind of a bummer when pretty cool people defend their pet prejudice beyond the realm of reason.
I now know that I am capable of getting straight A's taking 17 credits with a house full of teenager drama.
Life is pretty damned peachy lately, that is truth.
The problem with this board is it stopped being about Discordia a long time ago and just morphed into a cliquey hang-out like any other message board. I mean, sure, people are still writing some cool stuff, but overall, the board really has little connection with Discordia these days.
Personally, and I've said this before, I think the horror/mirth ratio is out of whack. Needs more mirthm and dare I say, needs more silly.
I'm inclined to think that most anyone here who would be interested in the following is already aware via FB, but what the hell, it's not like I'm going to have many opportunities to milk this situation.
SO.
Today I went outside for a cigarette around noon, picked up some quick groceries, and aimed back toward home. Then I noticed my car--parked on the street in front of my building--looked a little funny.
Then I noticed that it looked a little funny because IT DIDN'T HAVE WHEELS.
Thanks, car thieves, for picking the shittiest ten year old car on the block! Enjoy my fancy snow tires, you miserable fucks.
The end!
Sorry guize, I've been too busy being in love to post on the boards. But if you really, really, want me to post more I will.
I heard this pun the other day about this libertarian dope fiend....
Ah.
So gather your foes, rent a helicopter and offer the free seat up for bidding.
Early retirement awaits.
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK? I LEFT ON PAGE THREE AND NOW IT'S ALL ORANGE!
ALSO, DOK, STOP YELLING AT ME ABOUT SITTING ON "RECENT POSTS" THAT'S WHERE I LEAVE THE TAB OPEN WHILE I GO DO WORK AND BE A MOM AND SHIT. I DON'T THINK YOU'RE ENTERTAINMENT, AND I'M SORRY I WAS ALL WOE IS ME FOR A WHILE BUT AT LEAST THAT'S OVER NOW.
FAAAAAAAAAAAAACK.
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They have a thing that shows whether you left a page up and went to do something else, or you're sitting there F5'ing your way to Autismville.
There are a lot of July 4th protesty things planned around the country, I would recommend finding or starting one locally for your stomping pleasure.
All the ones we have here are protesting the fact that a Black man became president, when you get right down to brass tacks.
Up here we're too busy arguing over whether recommending a dress code is too exclusionary and also did you know that getting the stink eye is a hate crime now?
Please tell me this is something along the lines of "No tea party shit"
Or no hipsters. Or New England snobs not wanting to be seen with young people.
THIS IS NOT CANADA. NO. WE DO NOT NEED A TIE TO YELL AT PEOPLE.
You misunderstand.
"No tea party shit" excludes likely tea-party supporters. And at a protest like this they're going to be fucking insufferable. Some of that random rhetoric had a chunk of truth, kind of, and you will fucking hear about it.
All. Damn. Day.
But hey, on your head. Just trying to save your brain from melting here.
