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Messages - Doktor Howl

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So, today I went from back spasms to incoherent raging pain.

Spent the day at the hospital again.  I was hoping for kidney stones, really.

But it's some degenerative spine thing.  Muscle relaxers will kill the pain for a random number of years, and then nothing at all will work.

But I can do pain.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: Hunter S. Thompson FOIA: LBJ correspondence
« on: Yesterday at 06:11:37 pm »
This is hardly news.  He spent 2 books and a ream of correspondence bitching that he didn't get the job.

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And the countries and power blocs have become mindless horrible things.

That happened 8000 years ago.  Where have you been?

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Apple Talk / Re: This Isn't How Any of That Works.
« on: Yesterday at 06:09:23 pm »
We should have pushed that more on TCC and MW.

At TCC they freely acknowledged that Wicca is utterly made up.  CA even wrote a poorly-executed monologue on it.

It's the '9th generation Strega" that had me rolling.

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Last call was about Anderson Cooper.  He isn't on the weather channel.

Best call was the lady complaining about the slutty meteorologist.  Showing shoulders and calves!  And bragging about a PHD!

Also Anderson Cooper.  That little tramp.

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Propaganda Depository / Re: Sacraments and Rituals of the Discordian Society
« on: September 14, 2018, 11:43:39 pm »
All I get is a quote on a white screen, with nothing else.

You have to click on the quote.  And then click on the eye.  Then click on unlabelled images.  Hence my "mystery meat" criticism.

Oh.  That sounds like work.

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Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« on: September 14, 2018, 11:32:35 pm »
It occurred to me today that the HR lady is on vacation.

Poor Steve.

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Propaganda Depository / Re: Sacraments and Rituals of the Discordian Society
« on: September 14, 2018, 11:31:36 pm »
All I get is a quote on a white screen, with nothing else.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: September 14, 2018, 07:50:35 pm »
So when does it all come tumbling down? Feels like Iíve been waiting for decades.

Watergate took 2.5 years.


I am feeling patient, because I am seeing results.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: September 14, 2018, 07:50:03 pm »
BOOM

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/manafort-pleads-guilty-in-mueller-probe-will-cooperate-with-prosecutors/ar-BBNk9L7?ocid=spartanntp

Sticking point appears to have been protection for his family.  So at least he gives a shit about his daughters, if not his wife.

I can't imagine why Manafort's family would need protection though...

There's that polonium flu that's going around.

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Propaganda Depository / Re: Sacraments and Rituals of the Discordian Society
« on: September 14, 2018, 06:47:55 pm »
Itís a work in progress, the point is not to sell things but rather a platform for certain ideas, but I would lie if I said that there is more to it right now, so you do what you have to do.

See my edit, above.  This forum is run by dicks who rarely if ever know what the hell we are doing or even saying.

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: 5000 year history of imminent apocalypse
« on: September 14, 2018, 06:46:56 pm »
I HAVE MANY ALIBIS

So do I, but I am guilty as fuck despite the fact that I wasn't even in the neighborhood when <insert calamity> occurred.  It does not matter that I did not do it; I am guilty regardless.  It's like hyper-Catholicism...I don't necessarily feel guilty, but I am .  Fortunately, under this shallow exterior lies an enormous lack of character, so I don't let my obvious culpability bother me.

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Propaganda Depository / Re: Sacraments and Rituals of the Discordian Society
« on: September 14, 2018, 05:41:01 pm »
This is not the correct board upon which to sell things.  I can't access that page from work.  It is okay for you to put stuff up for sale, but if that's what it is, I need to move your thread.

Edit:  Disregard.  This place is fine for this.  I have shit for brains, apparently.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: September 14, 2018, 05:39:34 pm »
This is why I get so wrapped around the axle about infrastructure maintenance.

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