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Messages - Doktor Howl

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That's every day of my life, arguing with the morons of reddit's conspiracy sub,

It's been a thing on FB for a while.  You get someone talking about something totally unrelated.  Hobbies or boobs or shit like that.

And then outta nowhere, "Jet fuel can't melt steel beams, dude".

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: BIG MAN PLANS
« on: April 15, 2015, 09:12:20 pm »
When I am rich I'm gonna buy Boston Scientif and Doc Johnson and you're all going to be sorry.

BIG MAN PLANS!

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: The Checklist
« on: April 15, 2015, 06:56:37 pm »
Bump

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:lol: I like how "I'M NOT HERE TO COMMUNICATE" "I DO WHAT I WANT" so quickly turns to "why doesn't anybody like me? :cry:"

I should bump the checklist.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: BIG MAN PLANS
« on: April 15, 2015, 06:13:52 pm »
When I am rich, I will have heating coils installed on the necks of giraffes.

Because their coffee is cold before it gets to their stomachs.  You never thought about that, did you?  No, you only think of yourselves.

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I have just been informed that nobody beneath the rank of salaried supervisor shall have chairs with armrests.

I am not kidding.  I have been directed to purchase chairs without armrests to replace any such chairs in my department that are not used by me.

I responded affirmatively, and accidentally copied everyone in the North American system.

She finally has the power she's always wanted.  :lulz:

Ain't it awesome?

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: BIG MAN PLANS
« on: April 15, 2015, 03:56:33 pm »
When Im rich Im going to buy every orphanage in a 100 mile radius and tear it down to make room for a toxic waste dump.

When Im rich Im going to pay TGI Fridays employees to do a surprise birthday song for my ex-boss. On a day that is not his birthday, once every year, always on a different day, for the rest of his natural life.

When Im rich I will use my vast media empire to bring codpieces back into style.

When Im rich Snoop Lions will be declared an endangered species.

When im rich Im going to buy a cargo ship, fill it with McNuggets and send it to Africa to end world hunger.

When Im rich I will buy the rights to classic films and then pay George Lucas to digitally remaster them.

When Im rich Im going to clone the DoDo just so I can deep fry the last one.

When Im rich Im going to set up mobile suicide booths outside of brony conventions.

When Im rich Im going to launch a rocket full of ice cubes into the sun to combat global warming.

When Im rich Im going to buy Jerusalem and turn it into the worlds biggest water park.


BIG MAN PLANS!

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: BIG MAN PLANS
« on: April 15, 2015, 02:10:39 am »
I dunno, I like LMNO's brand of tyranny.  A little less vicious, a littl emore FABULOUS!

I was really expecting feather boas.

I mean, STANDARDS, PEOPLE.  WORK WITH ME HERE.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Where I am
« on: April 15, 2015, 02:09:54 am »
Where the fuck am I, and where is my horse?


Binks angry


You are on the lam, and Binks is fucking your horse in the ass.

DO NOT MAKE BINKS ANGRY.

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I just found this on the note taking app on my phone.

"The clock that waits. It has not stopped it has arrived."

 :eek:

When it does, Silent Nigel will speak.

And you know what that means.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: BIG MAN PLANS
« on: April 14, 2015, 10:32:11 pm »
When I am rich, the world will be my GAYBAR, and every night will be SATURDAY NIGHT, except Sundays, because Game of Thrones will be on.














It appears I am rich.

We knew that, moneybags.  I expect a little more tyranny out of the wealthy.

The Jackboots of Fabulousness. 

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: BIG MAN PLANS
« on: April 14, 2015, 09:01:06 pm »
Well you're just thinking small, another crime on the list.

PACK THE SEATS. Do it right or not at all, let me shove free tickets down the mouths of every media entity that will take one for the grand opening.

When I am rich, people will not get off that easily.

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Do you know where you're off to next, and do you plan on staying put until the explosions are finished?

Yeah, a vendor has made a pretty sweet offer.  Still in Tucson, obviously. 

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