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Apple Zone / Re: THE ADVENTURES OF WAFFLE IRON- A weekly comic strip
« on: Today at 06:10:27 pm »How do we know that Dimo wasn't Coyote in disguise all along? Huh? HUH?
Coyotes are SHAPESHIFTERS. I saw it on TCC.
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Apple Zone / Re: But WHY, you ask, MUST we destroy the world, Doktor Howl?
« on: Today at 04:55:42 pm »I feel like there is something to take advantage of, somewhere in there.
Indeed. Perhaps an away team crashing a Star Wars convention, or a bunch of Jedi trying to do the mind trick on a bunch of dudes with pointy ear prosthetics.
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Free Market Privileged Circumcision While Hopped Up on Magickle Drugs Thread
« on: Today at 06:49:17 am »I suggest we hand the whole thing over to corporations, who automatically make the best decisions in all cases, on account of the invisible hand and stuff.I think the invisible hand has been fingering my rectum in my sleep.
The invisible hand is giving a very poor handjob. I am still unexcited about work.
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Apple Zone / Re: TWID
« on: Today at 05:51:07 am »OH DAMN.
I LEFT THE NORWEGIAN IN THE TIME VORTEX.
I SENT THE KILT WEARER TO FIX THE THING.
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
WE'LL FIND OUT ON WEDNESDAY.
Welp we're all fooked.
You actually do fix the thing. Stunningly well.
Only with this crowd would that be less reassuring and more spine-tingly-horrifying.
Dammit.
Way to put the pressure on!
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Apple Zone / Re: THE ADVENTURES OF WAFFLE IRON- A weekly comic strip
« on: Today at 03:49:19 am »So why did Dimo turn into Coyote?
Messing with the Spacetime continuum.
Speaking of which, because of RWHN getting his divorce together, plus pure laziness, his position in the everlooping timeline will be unaffected. However, the last iteration of the Skraeling will not be him.
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Apple Zone / Re: TWID
« on: Today at 02:44:55 am »OH DAMN.
I LEFT THE NORWEGIAN IN THE TIME VORTEX.
I SENT THE KILT WEARER TO FIX THE THING.
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
WE'LL FIND OUT ON WEDNESDAY.
Welp we're all fooked.
You actually do fix the thing. Stunningly well.
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Apple Zone / Re: TWID
« on: Today at 02:30:02 am »
OH DAMN.
I LEFT THE NORWEGIAN IN THE TIME VORTEX.
I SENT THE KILT WEARER TO FIX THE THING.
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
WE'LL FIND OUT ON WEDNESDAY.
I LEFT THE NORWEGIAN IN THE TIME VORTEX.
I SENT THE KILT WEARER TO FIX THE THING.
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
WE'LL FIND OUT ON WEDNESDAY.
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Apple Zone / Re: Some Rather Sad News
« on: Today at 01:45:01 am »
Now look at them spag-os thats the way you do it
You play the guitar to the Horrorology
That aint workin HERE’s the way you do it
Funny for nothin and we’re dicks for free
Now that aint workin THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT
Lemme tell ya them guys aint dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a big welt for your dumb
We gotta repurpose microwave ovens
Custom kitchen atrocities
We gotta improve these refrigerators
We gotta move this Tucson brain disease
See the little spaggot with the leering and the cakeup
Yeah buddy thats his back hair
That little spaggot made Freeky a love machine
That little spaggot he’s an engineer
We gotta repurpose microwave ovens
Custom kitchen atrocities
We gotta improve these refrigerators
We gotta move this Tucson brain disease
I shoulda learned to play the guitar
I shoulda learned to play them drums
Look at that mama, she got the Wiccan with her hammah
Man we could have some fun
And he’s up there, whats that? Alaskan noises?
Bangin that old Pango like a chimpanzee
That aint workin HERE’s way you do it
Get your funny for nothin be a dick for free
We gotta repurpose microwave ovens
Custom kitchen atrocities
We gotta improve these refrigerators
We gotta move this Tucson brain disease
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Apple Zone / Re: Some Rather Sad News
« on: Today at 01:06:08 am »You know, I SENSED it.
Every time I considered doing the garden and watering my new tree...
it fucking well rained. Payne mentioned my Rain Goddess powerz were back.
My response- "BUT ROGER ISN'T DEAD!"
Prophecy- Payne spake it.
You of all people should know better than to doubt the Messiah's utterings.
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Apple Zone / Re: Some Rather Sad News
« on: Yesterday at 10:42:22 pm »Welcome back, illustrious Doktor!
Though I am said to see the Reverend meet his demise again, I am sure that the cloning experiments will be able to resurrect him. It worked for Duncan Idaho, no?
In the meantime since I am transitioning to the field of Science myself, I look forward to collaborating with you in this most important research. At the end of it the Teamonkeys will be screeching for funding to go back to what they view as frivolous studies.
Jokes on them, we do this shit for free.
We do this shit because we can do no other. I have a couple of ideas for research in the political arena, if anyone's interested. I was inspired by dracunculus medinensis and by the movie Alien.
Details to follow, tomorrow morning.
I am interested.
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Apple Zone / Re: Some Rather Sad News
« on: Yesterday at 10:41:47 pm »Now look at them spag-os thats the way you do it
You play the guitar to the Horrorology
That aint workin HERE’s the way you do it
Funny for nothin and we’re dicks for free
Now that aint workin THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT
Lemme tell ya them guys aint dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a big welt for your dumb
We gotta repurpose microwave ovens
Custom kitchen atrocities
We gotta improve these refrigerators
We gotta move this Tucson brain disease
See the little spaggot with the leering and the cakeup
Yeah buddy thats his back hair
That little spaggot made Freeky a love machine
That little spaggot he’s an engineer
We gotta repurpose microwave ovens
Custom kitchen atrocities
We gotta improve these refrigerators
We gotta move this Tucson brain disease
I shoulda learned to play the guitar
I shoulda learned to play them drums
Look at that mama, she got the Wiccan with her hammah
Man we could have some fun
And he’s up there, whats that? Alaskan noises?
Bangin that old Pango like a chimpanzee
That aint workin HERE’s way you do it
Get your funny for nothin be a dick for free
We gotta repurpose microwave ovens
Custom kitchen atrocities
We gotta improve these refrigerators
We gotta move this Tucson brain disease
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Apple Zone / Re: Some Rather Sad News
« on: Yesterday at 10:23:44 pm »
Welcome back, illustrious Doktor!
Though I am said to see the Reverend meet his demise again, I am sure that the cloning experiments will be able to resurrect him. It worked for Duncan Idaho, no?
In the meantime since I am transitioning to the field of Science myself, I look forward to collaborating with you in this most important research. At the end of it the Teamonkeys will be screeching for funding to go back to what they view as frivolous studies.
Jokes on them, we do this shit for free.
Though I am said to see the Reverend meet his demise again, I am sure that the cloning experiments will be able to resurrect him. It worked for Duncan Idaho, no?
In the meantime since I am transitioning to the field of Science myself, I look forward to collaborating with you in this most important research. At the end of it the Teamonkeys will be screeching for funding to go back to what they view as frivolous studies.
Jokes on them, we do this shit for free.
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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!
« on: Yesterday at 08:06:10 pm »
Well now that im temporarily free of academic obligations i can do more than just quick reading and quick posting