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RPG Ghetto / Re: Pathfinder NPC Morale/Loyalty Rules.
« on: July 31, 2015, 01:33:36 pm »
The idea of "leadership feats" kind of intrigues me. Not got anything particular in mind, but perhaps they could effect tolerance for abusive NPC uses.

No, there's a specific feat called Leadership, and it's broken as hell. It basically lets you play an additional party member, though at most it can be up to 2 levels lower than your own, and whether you or the GM actually controls it is a matter of houseruling. I'm guessing Roger prefers to treat them as semi-independent NPCs, though.

Considering pre-WotC D&D allowed you to gain henchmen as defacto lower level PCs plus however many hirelings you could afford plus what ever your class' name level followers, if any, were, the feat is less broken since you have choose it to gain followers and a cohort.

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 :lulz: You have some serious reading comprehension problems.

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"So you fucking think fry cooks don't deserve a higher minimum wage?"
Yes. I do.
No one is entitled to anything.
"Rights" are the currency of implied threats.
They are not something that exists in nature.
I'm not saying this as some executive trying to justify why I'm much better than everyone else or deserve higher pay than a burger-flipper.
I'm saying this as a minimum wage-earning cashier at a gas station who takes advantage of welfare, well aware that it could disappear at any time and I could starve to death because I'm not entitled to anything everyone else insists they are entitled to.

:tldr:

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RPG Ghetto / Re: Running my own take on The Temple of Elemental Evil.
« on: July 24, 2015, 05:35:14 pm »
All of that sounds great except for Carvin' Marvin.

WHY ARE YOU INVOKING IT?

IT ONLY MAKES IT STRONGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Because it came outta my game, while I was working for Kenzer.  And it still makes me laugh.  I can post the write up here.

That's really cool. And terrifying.

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RPG Ghetto / Re: Running my own take on The Temple of Elemental Evil.
« on: July 24, 2015, 03:26:04 pm »
All of that sounds great except for Carvin' Marvin.

WHY ARE YOU INVOKING IT?

IT ONLY MAKES IT STRONGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Deckard: Youíre in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, itís crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on it's back. The tortoise lays on it's back, it's belly baking in the hot sun, beating it's legs trying to turn it'self over, but it canít, not without your help. But youíre not helping. Why is that?


What the everloving shit?!

Who is this Deckard person?  A quick google of the name didn't lead me to anything I would immediately connect.
Rick Deckard, using the Kobayashi Maru to find out if Harry Potter is the Kwisatz Haderach.

Was he?

No, it turns out we all were, all along thanks to the Power of Friendship.

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Deckard: Youíre in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, itís crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on it's back. The tortoise lays on it's back, it's belly baking in the hot sun, beating it's legs trying to turn it'self over, but it canít, not without your help. But youíre not helping. Why is that?


What the everloving shit?!

Who is this Deckard person?  A quick google of the name didn't lead me to anything I would immediately connect.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_Deckard

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blade_Runner

Those are the questions a Blade Runner asks replicants to see if they are replicants.

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If someone sees me sitting there reading, I prefer that they notice that I'm reading and leave me the fuck alone. Why would YOU approach a stranger who is reading? I can tell you why I'm approached while I'm reading 99% of the time, and it isn't because they failed to notice my gender or appearance.

Shhh. Now just sit there and let the men talk about the best way to notice and approach women.

If someone sees me sitting there reading, I prefer that they notice that I'm reading and leave me the fuck alone. Why would YOU approach a stranger who is reading? I can tell you why I'm approached while I'm reading 99% of the time, and it isn't because they failed to notice my gender or appearance.

But how else are alpha-males going to get laid if not by approaching women in totally inappropriate circumstances.

If someone sees me sitting there reading, I prefer that they notice that I'm reading and leave me the fuck alone. Why would YOU approach a stranger who is reading? I can tell you why I'm approached while I'm reading 99% of the time, and it isn't because they failed to notice my gender or appearance.

But how else are alpha-males going to get fodder for their blogs in which they sing their praises for complimenting the obviously available woman on her choice of reading material rather than her physical appearance, and simultaneously excoriate that same woman for being a rude, bitch who is full of herself and is actually just a fake nerd and ugly?   

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If someone sees you sitting and reading, would you prefer a question about your thighs or about your book?


Really classy brah.

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yeah, the murrican chefs fresh off the boat are the most adorable things


they stories they tell sometimes sounds like you've not abolished slavery

In many ways it just got rebranded.

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Surgery. Pain. I hate crutches. Dont remember them being so hard to use.

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Well, I have learned very much about this Thwack person.  :lulz:

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"Alright which one of your fucks put all this weeb shit in my room?"

Or

"Alright which one of your fucks stole my waifu?"

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Well, I think I'm going to post it as a reply to her shitty meme. I just don't understand how my high school friends who have all struggled financially are so opposed to higher minimum wages where as I, who had a fairly comfortable, financially speaking, middle class life on Active duty, am all about giving the poor more fucking money. Probably because I actually grew up on welfare.

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