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Apple Zone / Re: But WHY, you ask, MUST we destroy the world, Doktor Howl?

« on: Yesterday at 08:49:14 pm »

All males dress up as Princess Leia, have a Spock Haircut, Spock ears, and wave around a sonic screwdriver. Shouting BOWTIES ARE COOL, is a must.

Wearing fezzes, musn't forget the fezzes.

Oh yeah. And none of those lame-o Matt Smith fezes, proper Shriner fezes.

 

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Apple Zone / Re: But WHY, you ask, MUST we destroy the world, Doktor Howl?

« on: Yesterday at 08:42:47 pm »

All males dress up as Princess Leia, have a Spock Haircut, Spock ears, and wave around a sonic screwdriver. Shouting BOWTIES ARE COOL, is a must.

Wearing fezzes, musn't forget the fezzes.

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Apple Zone / Re: But WHY, you ask, MUST we destroy the world, Doktor Howl?

« on: Yesterday at 08:35:33 pm »

I feel like there is something to take advantage of, somewhere in there.

Indeed. Perhaps an away team crashing a Star Wars convention, or a bunch of Jedi trying to do the mind trick on a bunch of dudes with pointy ear prosthetics.

Walk around in stormtrooper armor without a helmet so your pointy ears can be seen while wearing a large multicolored scarf at SCA events, Renfaires and SF cons.

Also, paint the armor blue with windows.

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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!

« on: Yesterday at 08:17:02 pm »

trying to rewrite ppems. not having fun.

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Apple Zone / Re: THE ADVENTURES OF WAFFLE IRON- A weekly comic strip

« on: Yesterday at 06:39:22 pm »

How do we know that Dimo wasn't Coyote in disguise all along? Huh? HUH?

Coyotes are SHAPESHIFTERS. I saw it on TCC.

 

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Apple Zone / Re: THE ADVENTURES OF WAFFLE IRON- A weekly comic strip

« on: Yesterday at 03:19:22 am »

So why did Dimo turn into Coyote?

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Apple Zone / Re: Some Rather Sad News

« on: Yesterday at 02:33:17 am »

I just shat myself because of this malarky.

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Apple Zone / Re: TWID

« on: Yesterday at 02:31:31 am »

OH DAMN.

I LEFT THE NORWEGIAN IN THE TIME VORTEX.

I SENT THE KILT WEARER TO FIX THE THING.

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?

WE'LL FIND OUT ON WEDNESDAY.

Welp we're all fooked.

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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!

« on: Yesterday at 02:17:01 am »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdYaTa_lOf4

 

I think I'm in love.

"Just remember - if someone tries to mug you, pull your pants down and fart your lungs all over them."

"The sea cumcumber meanwhile has a fish in its butt. Win win."

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RPG Ghetto / Re: Coyote's random RPG ideas

« on: Yesterday at 12:28:29 am »

If anyone is interested I got a first draft of the playtest rules for my mecha song and dance fighting game.

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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!

« on: Yesterday at 12:21:13 am »

And then Alty accidentally the whole AK fabulous?

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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!

« on: May 19, 2013, 09:50:05 pm »

So Kobolds Ate My Baby is fucking awesome. No babies were eaten, but I did die 3 times in one evening. I call that winning.

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RPG Ghetto / Re: Coyote's random RPG ideas

« on: May 18, 2013, 09:18:05 pm »

Well I thought I was going to have more than the vaguest outline for Dance Magic Mecha Showdown to try it out today. I was wrong. I'm still going to see what happens today.

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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!

« on: May 18, 2013, 07:07:57 am »

Hey thanks and sorry about earlier today, y'all. I am better.

yay

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Apple Zone / Re: Surprise: Dalek isn't on meth, neither a retard

« on: May 18, 2013, 05:07:20 am »