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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!

« on: Yesterday at 08:49:03 pm »

I'm watching the Eurovision Song Contest. Severely drunk on a homemade absinthe & Lamborghini energy drink cocktail.

I went to Sweden today and stocked up on cheap beer, getting quite drunk too.

Also, judging from Greece's entry they've made good use of the bailout money.

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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!

« on: May 12, 2013, 02:09:54 am »

So, I got an email from some guy asking why the Young Liberals (where I'm an active member) can be pro-EU when it's obvious that it's all controlled by the Jesuits. He has also scanned a flier from my organization and added some nice swastikas (one of them inside a EU flag) and hammers and sickles and Illuminati symbols. I thought rabid anti-Jesuitism was a thing of the past, something Norway got rid of pretty soon after we removed our constitutional ban on Jesuits after heavy debate in 1956, but apparently not. And I feel honoured to be considered important enough to receive such emails.

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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!

« on: May 08, 2013, 10:07:39 pm »

Yay Waffles!

I was just going for a walk in the dark dark forest, thinking I was alone, when suddenly, as I was singing quite loudly along to I Was Born A Unicorn by The Unicorns, someone pointed a flashlight at me and I ran home scared. Poor whoever that person was, having your nightly walk disturbed that way

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Apple Zone / Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII

« on: May 06, 2013, 12:04:03 am »

Saw this in a Skype chat I'm part of and had to screen grab it.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: "Stupid wingnut says something stupid" thread

« on: May 02, 2013, 07:41:30 pm »

Just heard a right-wing politician say that carrying other flags than the Norwegian in our Constitution Day parades on May 17th would be like "if our royal family had been from another country."

Well, um,  yeah...

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas

« on: May 01, 2013, 12:36:30 am »

One day in each of the lives of Ivan Denisovich's cat.

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Apple Zone / Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII

« on: April 28, 2013, 08:23:12 pm »

From my party last night:
"Hitler's smartphone rings while he's blowing up Paris"

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Apple Zone / Re: Attn: Roger

« on: April 28, 2013, 06:20:30 pm »

Boris Johnson was not what I wanted or expected to see at this time in this state. Oh the horror.

It serves you right.

I saw what you did.

Drugs and Boris don't mix very well.

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Apple Zone / Re: BREAKING: TAYLOR SWIFT DETAINED IN ANTI-PUTIN PROTEST

« on: April 28, 2013, 12:39:52 am »

 

Magical.

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Apple Zone / Re: Attn: Roger

« on: April 28, 2013, 12:37:58 am »

 

Boris Johnson was not what I wanted or expected to see at this time in this state. Oh the horror.

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Apple Zone / Re: Conquest of the Planet of the Bride of the Son of the Return of the Open Bar

« on: April 28, 2013, 12:33:08 am »

Hosted a party for my class tonight.
Played this really fun drawing/writing association game, where the Hogwarts Express after a few reinterpretations turned into "Hitler has a smartphone in his hand while he's bombing Paris."

Also, lying in the grass while on grass, looking at the fabulously starry sky is pretty great.

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Apple Zone / Re: Conquest of the Planet of the Bride of the Son of the Return of the Open Bar

« on: April 26, 2013, 06:39:37 am »

It's amazing what getting female visitors can do to a teenage kid's self-confidence. Even when they end up in bed together, or maybe especially, because they told me how happy they were I didn't try to join them like all the sleazy guys do. Just drinking and smoking cigarettes and walking around ànd talking about various stuff. These are the sorts of moments I live for. Says drunk Lenin

You're a good kid. i like you.

<3

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Apple Zone / Re: Conquest of the Planet of the Bride of the Son of the Return of the Open Bar

« on: April 25, 2013, 11:18:21 pm »

It's amazing what getting female visitors can do to a teenage kid's self-confidence. Even when they end up in bed together, or maybe especially, because they told me how happy they were I didn't try to join them like all the sleazy guys do. Just drinking and smoking cigarettes and walking around ànd talking about various stuff. These are the sorts of moments I live for. Says drunk Lenin

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Apple Zone / Re: Conquest of the Planet of the Bride of the Son of the Return of the Open Bar

« on: April 25, 2013, 09:25:08 am »

Dude, Lenin, did you pull your sig from a Terry Pratchett book? So awesome.

Well, pulled it from a friend who pulled it from a Terry Pratchett book.

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Apple Zone / Re: Conquest of the Planet of the Bride of the Son of the Return of the Open Bar

« on: April 25, 2013, 06:33:31 am »

Been living in a cabin in the woods for four days now, biking (or walking/taking the bus) to school from there.
Some observations:
Norwegian radio spends A LOT of time discussing its own role.
Came up with a sort of manual shower, i.e. going outside and pouring hot water all over yourself.
Not having a functioning cell phone feels strangely liberating.
Being a hermit is turning me rather crazy.