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Beyond the wall / Things I've Learned From PeeDee
« on: November 17, 2016, 07:35:49 pm »
Things I've learned from PeeDee.

1.  I've learned that holy men can be more dangerous than drug fiends.

2.  I've learned that darlings WANT you to murder them without mercy.

3.  I've learned that when you are experiencing butthurt, if you suddenly look behind you REALLY FAST you can sometimes catch Nigel slipping away grinning.  When this happens, pull your pants back up and move the fuck on, you deserved it.

4.  I've learned that Operation Mindfuck is not about being funny, that's just an effective tactic (as is cognitive dissonance) towards the real goal.  Which is the proverbial monkey wrench, aimed at half-asleep monkey brains.

5.  I've learned that collateral damage can be a very good, desired outcome.

More to come after work.

Feel free to add your own.

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Wow just today while cleaning I found a note I had apparently written years ago (guess based on content and location of the post-it) but have no actual memory of having written.  It was not nearly as interesting though, it had two things which appear to have been written at different times and different angles, with a different pen.

"244-199=46"
and
"GIMMEsomeINTERNETS!!"

The former of which is incorrect but that's what it says, and the latter of which was my wifi password a few years back.

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Somehow, not the future I saw coming.
« on: November 07, 2016, 10:42:08 am »
When do the police replace drug dogs with potted plants?

When do schools begin bringing plants into the hallways and classrooms that can smell both drugs and gunpowder?

When do they start making bombs that trigger when an attached plant detects a specific persons unique body odor?

When will we see public restrooms with plants that detect the odor of poo and trigger release of aerosol deodorant or perfume?

How about smoke detectors that you have to remember to water instead of changing the battery.

Or maybe eventually medical diagnostic houseplants, simply urinate into the pot and the assortment of plants detects a variety of potential issues and the result is printed to the small LCD display on the side of the pot.

This could have a damn lot of uses.

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Somehow, not the future I saw coming.
« on: November 07, 2016, 10:30:37 am »
i want a small travel-sized herb that can detect farts and point its leaves at whodunnit.

No more blame game bullshit!

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Principia Discussion / Re: a VERY serious QuesTIONZ?
« on: October 29, 2016, 12:18:06 am »
lol im sooooo random lmao roflmao

Dead give away.

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Principia Discussion / Re: a VERY serious QuesTIONZ?
« on: October 29, 2016, 12:17:03 am »
 :troll:

Come on, this one isn't even slightly subtle.

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Random question.  Is it illegal to sell my presidential vote for $1000?

Like, declaring I'll vote for whoever the person giving me $1k wants me to?

I looked into it a bit but I can't seem to get a clear distinction.

"electoral treating" is illegal, like offering to buy someone's vote, but offering to sell?

Well I'm sure the sale itself would be illegal but I don't know if the offer itself is.  I may or may not have declared in a public space my vote for sale for a specific amount, though it was intended in jest.

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I dunno, a good 90% of it is me writing emails.

If the other 10% is Jason Bourne shit, it's still a winner.

In other news, Windows 10 has recently decided to minimize any software I'm using to tell me I need updates or that I need to buy the newest Office.

I don't know anything about Windows 10, but Windows 7 does the exact thing you describe, and it can be turned off.  Somewhere in the Automatic Updates config is an option to turn off the notifications.

Also, if you look at your services (type "services.msc" in the Run menu if there is one somewhere), you can disable any with the word "office" in the name.

My gf uses Windows 7 to play League of Legends (has an annoying bug in Linux) and the same thing you talk about used to interrupt her game right in the middle all the time and get her character killed.

Stupid behaviour that should not be default!

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Rogers radiator CLEARLY KNOWS HOW TO HAVE A GOOD TIME!

*hic*


It's....

...
...
...

...COOL LIKE THAT.


 :putin:

 :jumper:

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 :cramstipated:
 :facepalm:
 :walken:
 :ffs:

about the best I could find to convey my utter WTFism and disappointment in my good friend.

I may just have to stop hanging out with people until after this election.

The number of people losing their shit because I won't let them proselytize about Bernie on my FB Wall is amazing and hilarious. I am apparently a bad, bad woman, myopic, uninformed, racist, ageist, and sexist, combative, self-righteous, AND totally unconcerned with truth, dialogue, or the health of our democracy. I've been blocked by at least one person, and have either unfriended or been unfriended by at least a dozen.

I should have done this ages ago. :lulz:

I FINALLY got my usually-pretty-bright friend to see the light and drop the Bernie-or-die stupidity.

Unfortunately he immediately replaced it with VOTE JILL STEIN crap and is now pushing that really hard.
 :horrormirth:

I can't find a proper emote so just imagine a very bearded guy slamming his head into his desk so hard my head pops and blood goes everywhere and my desk collapses into a pile of rubble on the floor.

THAT emote.

Have you thrown your friend at Our Revolution? It's the Bernie-branded "vote for progressive candidates down ballot" group.

No?  Is that a facebook thing?

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The number of people losing their shit because I won't let them proselytize about Bernie on my FB Wall is amazing and hilarious. I am apparently a bad, bad woman, myopic, uninformed, racist, ageist, and sexist, combative, self-righteous, AND totally unconcerned with truth, dialogue, or the health of our democracy. I've been blocked by at least one person, and have either unfriended or been unfriended by at least a dozen.

I should have done this ages ago. :lulz:

I FINALLY got my usually-pretty-bright friend to see the light and drop the Bernie-or-die stupidity.

Unfortunately he immediately replaced it with VOTE JILL STEIN crap and is now pushing that really hard.
 :horrormirth:

I can't find a proper emote so just imagine a very bearded guy slamming his head into his desk so hard my head pops and blood goes everywhere and my desk collapses into a pile of rubble on the floor.

THAT emote.

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Rogers radiator CLEARLY KNOWS HOW TO HAVE A GOOD TIME!

*hic*

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Empire!?

Damnit, I thought I was joining a cult.

We multitask well.  This both the Horrible Empire of Tucson AND the world's laziest death cult.  We just can't be arsed to spike the Koolaid.

Lies!  YOU CANT LIE TO ME, I'VE BEEN DRINKING IT FOR AWHILE NOW AND I'VE DISCOVERED ITS NOT EVEN KOOLAID!!!

It's kind of spicy, and goes down hard as hell.  KOOLAID DOESN'T FEEL LIKE DAGGERS IN THE BELLY

maybe I drank from the wrong bowl.  I don't feel so good.

Bowl?

Dude, that was the anti-freeze I dumped out of my radiator.

Well I tried to contact the poison control hotline but when I got to the part about drinking from the wrong bowl at the cult meeting of Discordians the uncharitable person on the line laughed at me and hung up.

To which I can only infer that this means I am either quite safe or incurably fucked.  Likely both.

Also, the poison control rep clearly is not interested in joining our cult.  I don't see why not, we even supposedly have KOOL-AID somewhere.

Unfortunately however, said koolaid has apparently not been spiked, so it's far less appealing anyway.  Personally I find I prefer this nice bowl of anti-freeze I got here.  *GULP*GULP*GULP*

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Also did the new person just WOMP Pennyworth's tentacle-face?  :eek:

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Empire!?

Damnit, I thought I was joining a cult.

We multitask well.  This both the Horrible Empire of Tucson AND the world's laziest death cult.  We just can't be arsed to spike the Koolaid.

Lies!  YOU CANT LIE TO ME, I'VE BEEN DRINKING IT FOR AWHILE NOW AND I'VE DISCOVERED ITS NOT EVEN KOOLAID!!!

It's kind of spicy, and goes down hard as hell.  KOOLAID DOESN'T FEEL LIKE DAGGERS IN THE BELLY

maybe I drank from the wrong bowl.  I don't feel so good.

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