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Apple Talk / Re: I am now running for Mexico.
« on: May 19, 2018, 07:11:04 pm »
This ends with EOC explaining to idiot that he's in mexico.

He's probably going to be doing that from an adjacent cell, which is the bad news for him.


There is no good news.

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Apple Talk / Re: Ancapistan, take 6
« on: May 19, 2018, 07:04:31 pm »
I am actually rooting for one of these to finally get past the technical issues so I can enjoy watching it fail due to its flawed philosophical issues.

It'll be fascinating to watch. What kind of particular hell will it turn into? In how long?

And naturally, like any experiment you need to repeat for reliable results. And change factors.





Why aren't we encouraging every idiot to make this "work"? Kind of win-win all round. They get some kind of randian shitshow and we get the entertainment of the future.

HEY TV FUCKS I'VE JUST SAVED YOUR MEDIUM FOR THE NEXT DECADE. CHEQUE TO USUAL ADDRESS.

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Apple Talk / Re: For My People: WHY I am a great big jerk.
« on: May 19, 2018, 06:59:34 pm »
2013 seems like a lifetime ago.

No, 300,000,000 lifetimes actually <cut&run>

That's not even counting the clones.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: May 19, 2018, 06:58:26 pm »
So, the Houston shooter was a Nazi. 

I am shocked.

What an unusual twist!

What was making me laugh was the byline that was something like "deadliest shooting since feb '18". You fucks can't even manage six months good-ish behaviour.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: OFFICIAL POLITICAL CARTOONS/PIC FREAD.
« on: May 19, 2018, 06:48:13 pm »



what about his weird old balls

This feels like there should be a mueller version along the lines of "Are you a bad enough dude to indict the president".

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: May 03, 2018, 08:34:16 pm »
It would literally be just a list of things I was carrying, and/or things I saw at the store arranged so that they would rhyme occasionally.

Maybe if I find some time this weekend....

For inspiration, look up "Howling Willie Cunt - World of filth"

Offensive Country music is an art form.

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Apple Talk / Re: Your personal musical anthem to Discordianism
« on: May 03, 2018, 08:31:58 pm »
So much Heresy. The only true answer is this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkoe8crWjEg

Also, not dead. Amusing updates to come when I'm not utterly fucked.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: March 22, 2018, 11:39:32 pm »
Mcmaster and Dowd gone.


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Realstically its just future news.

I've been talking about pence being sacked for 2 weeks. No-one has yet called me on it.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Cambridge Analytica the true deep state?
« on: March 21, 2018, 03:58:40 pm »
This is why it is so vitally important to lie about all of your vital stats on FB, and like random shit.

Or, even easier, never touch the fucking thing in the first place.

My reluctance and paranoia about it seems more justified by the day.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: March 12, 2018, 12:05:33 am »
Appreciated. The sarin comparison is useful, as is the quick primer on how nerve agents actually work.

I'm still putting a fiver on Dacre as the culprit though.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: March 11, 2018, 08:03:39 pm »
It's probably not gas, nerve agents can come in liquid forms as well and that would be better for a targeted attack.  However nothing has been confirmed so far.

The other reason that Russia is the likely culprit is that terrorist groups and organised crime simply don't have the kind of sophisticated personnel or labs to create these kind of weapons.

Question: Guy and daughter lived, which implies incorrect or ineffective dose. Would this not potentially implicate a third actor with access to similar but shittier tech? Russia acting through a proxy allowing deniability seems to be the general MO, assuming Russia is the main benefactor (Not that there are any other apparent).

Also, chances of Russian citizen acting, not Russian state? Guessing ex-spy probably has a few financial records of a couple of oligarchs. Or could be assumed to by someone of that nature. Would help explain the sloppy nature of events.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: January 19, 2018, 09:37:52 pm »
HO HO HO

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Foreign governments aren’t the only groups spending money in the hopes of currying favor with Trump. Companies are getting in on the action as well.

The National Mining Association and Chamber of Commerce have plunked down bags of money at Trump properties, even though (or perhaps because) they have substantial policy interests that can be addressed by the executive branch.

One private prison company is already reaping rewards. According to the Washington Post, executives and wardens from GEO group, which runs private prisons, “gathered for four days of meetings, dinner receptions and golf outings at the luxurious 800-acre Trump National Doral, [following] an intense effort by GEO Group to align itself with the president and his administration.”

After that expenditure, GEO group — which also gave $225,000 to a pro-Trump super PAC and $250,000 to Trump’s inaugural committee — “secured the administration’s first contract for an immigration detention center, a deal worth tens of millions a year.”

https://shareblue.com/disturbing-new-report-reveals-rampant-corruption-keeping-trumps-failing-properties-afloat/


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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: January 12, 2018, 07:58:39 pm »
I will admit that my concern is that she is going to deny everything, and turn it into a "he said, she said" kind of a thing.  In that situation, I would walk, even without a job to go into, the moment the references from HR allowed me to put down a deposit on renting elsewhere. 

I've already stomached more shit than I should have from management, but management is mostly a distant concern and I can ignore them due to the unsociable hours I work.  There's no-one around to tell me at 3am I should be doing pointless patrols or putting up posters that no-one will ever look at.  I would be handing over to this person on a daily basis, however.  Sooner or later I'd end up clocking her one or simply refusing to do the handover at all. 

There would also be the issue that, yes on paper it's one person's word against another.  But I'm a senior residence supervisor, with 3 years in the company, no record of making spurious allegations, no record of any form of vendetta with this staff member beyond the concerns sent about her lack of work ethic.  In that case, management refusing to take my side would be akin to saying they think I'm making shit up for some reason.  And if they really think I'm that delusional or vindictive...well, why am I being entrusted with 200+ students again?

I've sort of reached a state of zen-like detatchment about the issue, on one level.  Because of the way in which it happened, I wasn't able to vent about it for hours (I quietly fumed on a train, before concluding that no matter what, there was nothing I could do at this point and so I should concentrate on other things).  Since getting back, I've not been able to talk about it either, because no other members of staff know about this incident.  You would think that would make me feel like I'm bottling it up, but it's almost the reverse.  I already decided, on the day, what my response would be if management didn't do the right thing. 

So really I've just been waiting, to see what will happen.

It's a real shame that the result can't be filmed.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: January 11, 2018, 07:07:36 pm »
So i'm moving to Malaysia at the end of the month. Flying out this weekend - a week in Dubai for training then a week in Vietnam visiting customers before my contract even officially starts before finally ending up in Kuala Lumpur.

Pretty excited. Kinda nervous.

Thanks to those of you who encouraged the decision. I should still be about.

Good luck, that sounds pretty awesome man. Travel safe and try and stay out of prison in Dubai.

No, seriously, don't piss anyone off there or this ends badly before it even begins.

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