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Aneristic Illusions / Re: OFFICIAL POLITICAL CARTOONS/PIC FREAD.
« on: February 11, 2018, 04:22:04 pm »

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: February 07, 2018, 05:03:54 am »
There is a Wikipedia edit war on the entry for anus.  I can't follow that up with a silly enough statement.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: February 05, 2018, 08:37:23 pm »
So, I might actually be able to talk about one of the secret projects I've been working on.  Have to get it vetted before I release it, of course, but it will be a good example of how large datasets, AI and counterterrorism come together.  The software in particular will have a lot of other applications, including poliical campaigns, advertising etc so even if this particular application doesn't interest you, it may still be worth a look.
I'd be interested in something like that, esp. if it can be scaled-down to work with smaller sets. I'm assuming it has something to do with predicting behaviour?

I touch many big datas, I am curious. 

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: January 27, 2018, 06:34:43 pm »
It's scary, he's got plants now.  They're alive.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: January 26, 2018, 08:05:30 pm »
About the Agile thing and my hatred of it, we moved from a TPS based model to an Agile model and were hounded about how they were different and we really needed to know how to handle it.

We did the same fucking thing only huddles were called standups.

Things got even more stupid when our team was down to two people.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: January 26, 2018, 07:58:30 pm »
Over use of the word agile will make me stab people.

I take calls and solve problems for fucks sake.  Agile doesn't apply. Get problem fix thing.  Damn company is filled with cargo cult managers.  Though not my manager, he'll provide knives and help hide bodies after a buzzword attack.


Oh in other news, we put our IT guy in an office with windows.  This is a good thing, but feels wrong somehow.


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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: January 25, 2018, 04:26:12 am »
Well, just heard an exec say how having all the clients in a sector is bad.  Sigh.

But I thought all problems were just opportunities, and such.

Ha!

But see if you have all the clients, you can't grow, if you can't grow then obviously that sector is declining and must be ignored! No profit can be had from a declining sector!

Have they considered genetically engineering up some new clients? Seems like it could be pretty lucrative, and as far as I know no one is even doing it.

Need to make clients clients, and some landmass, but this idea has merit. 

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: January 23, 2018, 08:57:56 pm »
Well, just heard an exec say how having all the clients in a sector is bad.  Sigh.

But I thought all problems were just opportunities, and such.

Ha!

But see if you have all the clients, you can't grow, if you can't grow then obviously that sector is declining and must be ignored! No profit can be had from a declining sector!

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: January 23, 2018, 07:40:23 pm »
Well, just heard an exec say how having all the clients in a sector is bad.  Sigh.

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Apple Talk / Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« on: January 22, 2018, 03:21:52 am »


Death of a Cyborg by Shorra.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: January 18, 2018, 12:40:21 am »
In less ANGER news, I have lost around 20 pounds, and almost everything with starch in it tastes sweet to me.

Man, bread must be like cake.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: December 02, 2017, 03:30:09 pm »
Friend of mine has a prize winning show dog and people that want puppies.  Dog goes into labor, puppy gets stuck breech friend goes to emergency vet.  Vet wants $5,000 up front for heartbeat monitoring, imagery and a spay.  Heartbeat monitoring is unnecessary because whether puppies are alive or dead is inconsequential to needing the c-section.  Imagery isn't needed as a puppy is already stuck so whether or not the c section occurs isn't up for debate.  Because it's a breeding dog she doesn't want the spay.

All emergency vets open were from the same company and said exact same thing.  She went home and pulled the dead puppy, normal vet was then available,  c-section saved two puppies but they lost another.

Friend of hers had similar story, only vet wanted blood work on top of that. Person agreed, vet waited for blood work to get done before c section, lost all puppies  and spayed the dog.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: November 26, 2017, 11:31:27 pm »
Nice. Best of luck.

Also,WHY AM I JUST NOW FINDING OUT CRAMULUS HAS A TUMBLR?

Cramulus was one of the few non-porn accounts to follow me.  I'm special.  Or cursed.  Or especially cursed. 

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