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I have audiosex with my neighbors through the walls, but I have no real way of knowing if any of them are out of this world, or even real. Every time I ask them, they insist they are inside my head, which the sort of are, but that don't prevent them existing also in adjacent apartments, or even tiny speakers hidden around my house.

I'm fully aware my head is capable of producing such a range of beautiful to weird to outright frightening sounds, but that just means somebody else's head could too, and maybe they've figured a way to get them out of there. I at least hope so, people cannot shut their ears like their eyes, and the goddessdamn world is so full of electronic buzz, motorway noises, and tv-propaganda, that any even inhumanly human voice is a welcome change in the audioplane.

Also, please, if you are making music, can you tell me how can you hear yourself same time as somebody else a distance away in a way they hear themselves and you at the same time. I want to jam with people in the walls.

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Apple Talk / Re: :O my goddess, what is going on here?
« on: June 26, 2018, 12:35:01 am »
Talking to you won't make Eris jealous right?

Everything pisses Eris off.  This is known.  You CAN'T get on her good side or even stay off her bad side, so may as well go for it.


...wait which Eris are we talking about? me or the other one? :O i mean i am not so sure if i would be pissed off if you talk with me... but if you talk with the other Eris... i cannot say for certain. Consult your pineal gland for assistance in English press one. en espanial mar que dos. to talk with a local cabal yell loudly at the phone.

...i hear there is a Goddess Eris here too... :O so there might be a mix up of 1-3 different Erises. :D which of us has the real golden apple?

If any of us have the real golden apple then this would mean one thing, that they are lying. Don't believe them... or me.
In relative theory, all three of us are probably experienced in the throwing of the golden apple... :O can you imagine if all two or three of us are really Eris... or what have you? What if not one of us are Eris and Dok is secretly Eris... whom is really good at playing some worker dude.

But how ever i have lost what i am trying to say...

so here is an emoticon that presumibly loves you... well i cannot find one that fits this situation... so instead...  :fnord:

I'm just intrigued by the possibility of having all the Erises face off in a deathly pillow fight (pillows stuffed with bricks). It's not that I'm advocating or enjoying violence, but the winner would have enough bitterness and cruelty in her to jumpstart the nuclear apocalypse already, so I could finally quantum suicide my way on board of flying saucer, and leave this boring ass planet behind.

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Apple Talk / Re: :O my goddess, what is going on here?
« on: June 25, 2018, 11:08:08 pm »
Talking to you won't make Eris jealous right?

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Recent Jailbreaks
« on: June 19, 2018, 04:30:06 pm »
I got this unnerving feeling my jail is designed to break at regular intervals to give me some illusion of agency. It's like giant treadmill to keep me at place, while I keep thinking there's movement. And what i'm afraid of, is that this movement and constant change becomes a new jail. Like when I have to choose the new and interesting path every time, all the choice is gone, and I risk becoming a monster just out of boredom.

Or that's what the guard told me at least.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: June 19, 2018, 12:22:38 am »
I suddenly got this irrational phobia of ballistic arcs.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: EU Article 13
« on: June 19, 2018, 12:13:25 am »
For those masochistic individuals who want to actually read the whole thing.
https://eur-lex.europa.eu/legal-content/EN/TXT/?uri=CELEX:52016PC0593

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Horrorology / Re: Listen until you cannot talk
« on: May 17, 2018, 06:58:40 am »
What if we put all the non-assholes in a cage? Would the cage-people develop their own asshole population?

How about reproductive penalties for assholiness? Greater amount of asshole children I assume.

IT'S NOT GENETICAL, IT'S SOCIAL DYNAMICAL EQULIBRIUM :aaa: :aaa: :aaa: :aaa: :aaa: :aaa: :aaa: :aaa: :aaa:

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Horrorology / Re: Listen until you cannot talk
« on: May 17, 2018, 04:19:19 am »
The number of assholes is a constant.

So you're saying if we killed off all the non-assholes, the percentage nor the amount of assholes wouldn't change?

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Horrorology / Re: Listen until you cannot talk
« on: May 16, 2018, 04:27:18 pm »
I present you the cult, which sole purpose is to manipulate people to independently come up with the same exact cult, such that everyone thinks they are the cult leader.

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Horrorology / Re: Listen until you cannot talk
« on: May 16, 2018, 03:32:07 pm »
Times change. Once debunked may be correct as the fabric of reality mutates.

But being someone else's neuron, that's a no no.

Some people are too smart for their own good anyway.

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Horrorology / Re: Listen until you cannot talk
« on: May 16, 2018, 04:09:58 am »
There's still people wasting their brain juice processing his ideas. We should move on. History is almost as boring as repeating it over and over again.

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Horrorology / Listen until you cannot talk
« on: May 15, 2018, 10:42:10 pm »
Searching for answers in other peoples words is fucking idiotic.

Dulls your minds ability to come up with your own theories.

In a best case scenario you end up as a parrot.

I became mute.

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Apple Talk / Re: Your personal musical anthem to Discordianism
« on: May 06, 2018, 06:45:25 pm »
One of the songs I use to ruin parties if the people are enjoying themselves too much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqlVCKfX3hk

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Apple Talk / Re: Never omit worthless
« on: April 25, 2018, 12:06:47 pm »
A black cat does every fucking government harm if just kept lonely. Make nothing of perplexing questions risen. Save the usual vocal work. X-ray your zombies.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: April 18, 2018, 06:47:14 pm »
Nationalism on meth, what could possibly go wrong  :lulz:

And with all the hippies upgrading their toy drugs, they'd have lot more people to lure into the carnage.

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