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Apple Talk / Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« on: Yesterday at 09:12:10 pm »
"Pasta" is five letters, that is fucking STRANGE  :oops:

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Apple Talk / Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« on: Yesterday at 09:17:06 am »
Are you the Jesus I prophesied?

Also, if you want order, then you've come to the wrong place

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Theological Questions!
« on: January 18, 2018, 10:26:54 pm »
What the fuck is up with Satanism?


They are so 'hurt' by Christianity that they can't simply just call themselves atheists and call it a day - instead, they use unrelated symbology and choose to identify themselves with a little angel who had a tantrum in several chapters of the Bible and had little significance otherwise. It seems that they think that identifying themselves with this insignificant angel, makes them "edgy".


"I am a Satanist, I swear, I just don't believe in Satan. I can't be just an atheist, else then where is my identity?" - [Satanist then goes off and cries in a corner]

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Bring and Brag / Re: WEIRDOVERSE
« on: January 18, 2018, 10:19:39 pm »
I want to see one with a dude with devil horns and a Baphomet T-shirt, meditating and saying "Hail satan", when behind him you can three posters - one of Nietzsche, one of Richard Dawkins and the other a scribble saying "Christianity be mean to me, so sad"


 :lol:

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THE PARABLE OF THE BITTER TEA
                  by
             Rev. Dr. Hypocrates Magoun, P.P.
           POEE PRIEST, Okinawa Cabal

   When Hypoc was through meditating with St. Gulik, he went there into
the kitchen where he busied himself with preparing the feast and in his
endeavor, he found that there was some old tea in a pan left standing from the
night before, when he had in his weakness forgot about its making and had let
it sit steeping for 24 hours. It was dark and murky and it was Hypoc's
intention to use this old tea by diluting it with water. And again in his
weakness, chose without further consideration and plunged into the physical
labor of the preparations. It was then when deeply immersed in the pleasure of
that trip, he had a sudden loud clear voice in his head saying "it is bitter
tea that involves you so." Hypoc heard the voice, but the struggle inside
intensified, and the pattern, previously established with the physical laboring
and the muscle messages coordinated and unified or perhaps coded, continued to
exert their influence and Hypoc succummed to the pressure and he denied the
voice.
   And again he plunged into the physical orgy and completed the task, and
Lo as the voice had predicted, the tea was bitter.

            "The Five Laws have root in awareness."
               --Che Fung (Ezra Pound, Canto 85)

The Hell Law says that Hell is reserved exclusively for them that believe in
it. Further, the lowest Rung in Hell is reserved for them that believe in it on
the supposition that they'll go there if they don't.
     HBT; The Gospel According to Fred, 3:1

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Aneristic Illusions / Discordian Politics!
« on: January 18, 2018, 07:01:58 am »
We have no:

up, left, down, right, forwards, backwards, 360°, 180°, 90°


 :lulz:

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"Some say he was a holy man, others say he was a shit head." - this one brings me down to earth when I need it

Same for me too  :)

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Theological Questions!
« on: January 17, 2018, 09:16:09 pm »
Going between both Christianity and Judaism, it's amazing to see how differently they interpret the scripture that they share (generally speaking, the Tanakh is mostly included ** in a different order, in Christianity as the "Old Testament" - with a few books added.....)
What I began to see quickly is how such a large amount of orthodox Christian doctrine is actually derived from the New Testament (bingo Jesus) and in particular Paul's contributions (14 books). - This obviously results in a perverted understanding of the "Old' testament + reading connections that aren't there.


Also, so so so many Christian denominations have no idea whatsoever how to interpret The Book Of Revelation....at all. And because of this, there are so many Christians that negatively walk around with the 'Apocalypse mindset", which Revelation isn't even about!
....but that's the "New" Testament.  :lulz:



**different translations, applied meanings and the lot

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Theological Questions!
« on: January 17, 2018, 09:10:40 pm »
:lulz: They especially ignore the fun parts of Genesis like the whole Nephilim thing and that one time Abraham sold his wife to the Pharaoh and told him she was his sister. Good times!

Yeah, that kind of stuff is awesome but Christians completely ignore it or pass it off. (At least in mystical Judaism you see those kinds of Biblical elements actually explored/explained - albeit differently to Christianity)



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Apple Talk / Re: Fun things to say to pagans, chaos magick assholes, etc.
« on: January 17, 2018, 07:10:55 am »
Tell a Pagan that they're not a real Pagan.

Tell a Chaos Magician that they are dull version of yourself.





_________________________________________________ ______________________________

Intriguing side note to "serious" (I know it's a paradox) Discordians here interested:

Chaos Magic is what you get when you do the following -

* Squish a bunch of magic traditions together (without considering the fundamental meanings of those said traditions)
* Try to deny the traditions it stole from
* Take chaos, without humor
* Remove the philosophical and transformational based aspects of the stolen traditions
* Take an entirely subjective path (not in a Discordian way though)


It's basically a blank, dull approach to magic  :fap:

It's founded on several ideas that mirror Discordianism but without the humor, it misses the point of both chaos and magic - which is ironic to say the least  :lulz:

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Apple Talk / Re: Hopeful but realistic ten-year scenarios
« on: January 17, 2018, 04:27:24 am »
Ten years from now:

Trump is dead
Windows™ is bankrupt
Google and the CIA are now publicly known to be in on a massive worldwide scandal (and under severe investigation)
Conspiracy Theorists have taken over the white house and are taking the president of the time hostage
Anonymous opens a new bank branch


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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Theological Questions!
« on: January 17, 2018, 03:03:29 am »
To be fair, a large majority of "Christians" are just "Jesusists" - aka ignoring most of the Bibles doctrines for a very basic identification with the hero archetype and the heaven ideal + turning up at church every Sunday to pretend to be more into their religion then they actually are




Back with Christianity origins - it was pretty much like:

"Ok lets steal the Jewish scriptures and ignore everything except for what is relevant to the Jesus narrative we are trying to put together"

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Bring and Brag / Re: WEIRDOVERSE
« on: January 17, 2018, 12:55:55 am »
This thread is perhaps the best I've ever seen, so good!  :aaa:

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Theological Questions!
« on: January 17, 2018, 12:37:36 am »
"Christianism" and "Satanity", is how I like to refer to it.

Seeing how true Satanism IS Christianity, it's amusing how atheists who are still pissed about their Christian upbringing, claim to be "Satanists" to fuck with people.

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Theological Questions!
« on: January 17, 2018, 12:27:26 am »
Yeah, they took the Tanakh, added some books and repackaged it as the "old" testament with new added meanings/interpretations.

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