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Didn't think of that bit.

Y' made me laugh, you grizzled fuck
 :lulz:

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Principia Discussion / Re: OTHER VALUABLE DISCORDIAN SITES
« on: Yesterday at 03:46:17 am »
http://bettermyths.com/joshua-norton-is-the-emperor-of-my-heart/

This isn't just a Discordian site but the link goes to their telling of the Great Tale of Emperor Norton, and in spirit, I think it's a good place for people who like inglorious retellings of myths.
:mittens:
Oh, I like his stuff. Very nice find.

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Apple Talk / Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« on: May 17, 2018, 09:06:57 pm »

^Immanentize

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Principia Discussion / Re: I'm new, sad, angry and bring a warning.
« on: May 14, 2018, 06:55:49 am »
That’s why I’ve bought the “Evangelical Edition” in my case ;)
Have you found the newspaper ad from Illuminatus! yet?

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Apple Talk / Re: Has It Really Come to This?
« on: May 04, 2018, 01:45:29 pm »
to prove I'm over 16 when buying a can of Red Bull

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

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There is no "true" deep state.  Just competing factions of stupid fucking primates.  Thing is, there are now so MANY different factions of stupid primates that the results look like design.  There is no conspiracy, just Conspiracy™, which is just another shrink-wrapped product with a shiny logo.

Point of order:  If CA was a collection of evil geniuses, they wouldn't have gotten caught bragging about their methods to an undercover reporter.

Stupid. Fucking. Primates.  I DEMAND MORE COMPETENT VILLAINS.

I can't fucking stand it.  :tgrr:
Seriously, dude; even the Red Skull had a solid plan and listened to the experts.

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Apple Talk / Re: Has It Really Come to This?
« on: May 02, 2018, 01:22:33 pm »
Zero tolerance is ALWAYS a stupid policy.

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RPG Ghetto / Re: Unified Vidya Games thread
« on: April 29, 2018, 12:24:09 pm »
To diverge from the convo (still vidya games though), I've got a Minecraft server up, and free to all; right now I don't have a bunch of quests or anything working, but I have an MMO class/levelling system, as well as a bunch of Doctor Who stuff (especially TARDISes!).
Use Optifine & join @ mc-multiverse.com

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Apple Talk / Re: Zarathustra's babbling
« on: April 29, 2018, 12:21:11 pm »
Further you should have had a question mark instead of a period on your first sentence

Please keep telling us about your respect for the rules of grammar, and also how Really Real Discordian you are.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: April 29, 2018, 12:11:08 pm »
So, the general concept here is to destroy 4000 years of history, incidentally killing a hundred thousand people or so, to escape barbarism?

 :lulz:

sounds like the founding of america to me - why do you hate america?
:mittens:

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Literate Chaotic / Re: Five word horror
« on: April 29, 2018, 07:05:09 am »
Donald Trump: President For Life.

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Apple Talk / Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« on: April 29, 2018, 06:57:18 am »
Oooooh, like Tex-mex, Calimex, or actual traditional Mexican food?
'Cause I'm down for all 3, but Cilantro tastes like soap.

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Apple Talk / Re: Your personal musical anthem to Discordianism
« on: April 27, 2018, 10:53:08 am »
Anything from those Discordian albums y'all threw up on POEE.co.uk Back In The Day.

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