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Beyond the wall / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: January 12, 2017, 11:37:28 pm »
I haven't been to New Orleans since before Katrina but goddamn I loved hanging out in that town. Out of any city in the states it is the one that feels the most West Indian.

San Francisco (lame!)

I'm glad I'm not the only person who feels this way. :lulz:

It's overpriced and crowded and hilly and it smells like pee. I mean, there are nice things about it, but there are nice things about Fresno, too.

:lulz:

And I'm hogging all of them.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: OFFICIAL POLITICAL CARTOONS/PIC FREAD.
« on: December 16, 2016, 06:43:17 pm »

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Hey guys, let's use all the slurs we want when fighting Nazis. I mean, we'll need people to slap around once the terrible bigots are removed from power, you know?

Sorry, I am an invertebrate and cannot understand your post.

You need to quit your fucking whining and buck up for some Nazi-stomping, you feckless barrel of turds.

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Hey guys, let's use all the slurs we want when fighting Nazis. I mean, we'll need people to slap around once the terrible bigots are removed from power, you know?

>current year
>still trapped in an inconsequential semantic purity spiral
>thinks you are ever going to overthrow the god emperor

 :lulz:

Acceptance of slurs is the best way to build a strong leftist movement. Because dehumanizing oppressed classes with our words is inconsequential—JUST LIKE THE PEOPLE IT TEARS DOWN!!! LOLOLOLOL!

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Hey guys, let's use all the slurs we want when fighting Nazis. I mean, we'll need people to slap around once the terrible bigots are removed from power, you know?

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Beyond the wall / Re: I may be a piece of shit
« on: August 01, 2016, 01:49:15 am »
Those are awesome.  Especially compared to the shits you get when you're dehydrated, and it's like trying to wipe spackle out of your butt.

Right?

I might be a piece of shit, sure, but at least I'm not a powerful spray of viscous fecal syrup that leaves you trying to make this terrible decision of whether to wipe until it's bloody but clean or smelling faintly of diarrhea all day.

8)

Show me a man who has never bled out of his rectum, and I'll show you man that nobody talks to at parties.

Um, wait.

:lol:

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Beyond the wall / Re: I may be a piece of shit
« on: July 30, 2016, 05:18:25 am »
Those are awesome.  Especially compared to the shits you get when you're dehydrated, and it's like trying to wipe spackle out of your butt.

Right?

I might be a piece of shit, sure, but at least I'm not a powerful spray of viscous fecal syrup that leaves you trying to make this terrible decision of whether to wipe until it's bloody but clean or smelling faintly of diarrhea all day.

8)

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Mostly so I can check my emails on the move.

Also, if I do end up leaving this place, I'll likely not be carrying around my laptop so much.  It works for me here, because of the whole living where I work deal, but chances are whatever job I end up getting next, that won't be the arrangement.  The new laptop is kinda heavy...

I've read more books on my phone in the past year than I have read physical books in at least the past 10 years combined.

But everyone jokes about how tiny I keep the font on my work computers*, so your mileage may vary.


*Joke's on them because I can easily read everything on their screen when I walk by, but when people try to shoulder surf me they just squint while I casually close inappropriate tabs like a goddamn champion.

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Beyond the wall / Re: I may be a piece of shit
« on: July 30, 2016, 04:33:47 am »
But at least when I got out of your ass the first wipe was perfectly clean.

So... you're some kind of super-shit that leaves no traces on passage??  :eek:

I am a pristine turd.

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Beyond the wall / I may be a piece of shit
« on: July 30, 2016, 02:57:55 am »
But at least when I got out of your ass the first wipe was perfectly clean.

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Thanks guys!

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Beyond the wall / Re: Your Moment of Hate
« on: July 23, 2016, 03:35:56 am »
I think you're pretty awesome, Roger. I always look forward to your rants and Facebook posts.

You remind me to be true to myself, and sometimes that means being an asshole.

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So I "sold out" and I feel fine.

I'm now making some good money at a multinational corporation.

When I told my previous boss about their offer she gave me a high five.

8)


"I didn't sell out. I bought in." - SLC Punk

Congratulations Net! :)

Thanks!

:D

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So I "sold out" and I feel fine.

I'm now making some good money at a multinational corporation.

When I told my previous boss about their offer she gave me a high five.

8)

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Thanks guys, I'm pretty excited about it.

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