« on: August 01, 2016, 12:49:15 am »
Those are awesome. Especially compared to the shits you get when you're dehydrated, and it's like trying to wipe spackle out of your butt.
I might be a piece of shit, sure, but at least I'm not a powerful spray of viscous fecal syrup that leaves you trying to make this terrible decision of whether to wipe until it's bloody but clean or smelling faintly of diarrhea all day.
Show me a man who has never bled out of his rectum, and I'll show you man that nobody talks to at parties.