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Aneristic Illusions / Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
« on: June 30, 2011, 11:03:06 pm »
It's pretty obvious she's been dumped for Bachmann.
News:
Testamonial: And i have actually gone to a bar and had a bouncer try to start a fight with me on the way in. I broke his teeth out of his fucking mouth and put his face through a passenger side window of a car.
Guess thats what the Internet was build for, pussy motherfuckers taking shit in safety...
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Random News Stories
« on: June 30, 2011, 09:48:19 pm »
COLBERT SUPERPAC APPROVED
http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2011/06/30/colberts-super-pac-victorious-at-fec/?mod=google_news_blog
http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2011/06/30/colberts-super-pac-victorious-at-fec/?mod=google_news_blog
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Apple Zone / Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« on: June 30, 2011, 09:26:45 pm »You know how utterly depressing it is to be in the 21st century, in a first world nation that used to run a quarter of the planet, arguing with someone else in another first world nation that used to put people on the moon, about whether magic works or not?
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Random News Stories
« on: June 29, 2011, 06:47:01 pm »
http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5j8ZIuaQwriWK5FnaeHGc9oLSDOnA?docId=CNG.bed48949978a3cf59e6ed8638cc60a46.591
It appears that the DPRK is heading into another famine.
It appears that the DPRK is heading into another famine.
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: "Stupid wingnut says something stupid" thread
« on: June 28, 2011, 06:35:48 am »Here is a corresponding video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsLfL9vMaUY&feature=player_embedded
Is it just me or is the frequency of stuff like this increasing?
top comment"I heard John Wayne rode through Iowa ringing bells, warning the British they weren't gonna take their corn."
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: "Stupid wingnut says something stupid" thread
« on: June 27, 2011, 08:20:21 pm »
http://www.washingtontimes.com/blog/inside-politics/2011/jun/27/the-wrong-john-wayne/#.TgjBaMY9_hQ.reddit
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Rep. Michele Bachmann kicked off her presidential campaign on Monday in Waterloo, Iowa, and in one interview surrounding the official event she promised to mimic the spirit of Waterloo's own John Wayne.
The only problem, as one eagle-eyed reader notes: Waterloo's John Wayne was not the beloved movie star, but rather John Wayne Gacy, the serial killer.
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Apple Zone / Re: Awful Jokes thread (Callahan Crosstime Saloon)
« on: June 25, 2011, 08:48:51 pm »
Shortly after the Korean War, the son of then South Korean President Syngman Rhee was hired as a Life Magazine correspondent. The younger Rhee was a remarkably kind, gentle and considerate man, but he had one problem: He loved to drink and sometimes was gone on a bender for days. On one occasion, Rhee was missing for three days before someone at the magazine's office finally suggested they look for him. Other correspondents and even the police were involved in the search. Finally, about two weeks later, a policeman walked into a tavern, looked at the man slumped over the bar and cried, "Ah, Sweet Mr. Rhee of Life, at last I've found you."
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Apple Zone / Re: Time To Spit It Out.
« on: June 23, 2011, 07:52:27 pm »Alty, you know what I can't wait for?
the day that they decide to REMAKE the originals.
You think Star Wars is immune to a series reboot? It would be an awful idea, but after Lucas kicks it, I bet our grandkids will watch a new A New Hope in theaters.
Justin Bieber as Luke Skywalker.
I called it first.
I will go right the fuck up a watertower. You see if I fucking don't.
It's not like he has to act or anything. It would be his "thrilling debut" into the Hollywood scene.
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Apple Zone / Re: Time To Spit It Out.
« on: June 23, 2011, 06:54:45 pm »Alty, you know what I can't wait for?
the day that they decide to REMAKE the originals.
You think Star Wars is immune to a series reboot? It would be an awful idea, but after Lucas kicks it, I bet our grandkids will watch a new A New Hope in theaters.
Justin Bieber as Luke Skywalker.
I called it first.
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RPG Ghetto / Re: ELDER SCROLLS V
« on: June 23, 2011, 05:32:13 pm »The strange thing is that they both had the same lead developers. So I'm wondering if it was a time issue - writers never have enough time to go into the detail they like.
I thought they fired a bunch of their writers and canon people when they started Oblivion.
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Apple Zone / Re: Awful Jokes thread (Callahan Crosstime Saloon)
« on: June 23, 2011, 04:56:11 pm »
In the early 1900s, the president of America went to visit Russia. Of course, Russia was still ruled by the Czar back then, and the American President was warmly welcomed by the whole Russian royal household.
As the two leaders and their entourages were dining one day, in one of the huge dining rooms in the palace, the Americans were telling the Russians about some of the great things in their country. One of thetopics of conversaion was the Grand Canyon in Colorado. Of course, the American were quite boastful about this being the largest canyon in the world, when suddenly, from the head of the table, the Czar stood up,and made an announcement.
"In Russia," he said, "we have a canyon even bigger than your Grand Canyon!"
Now no-one was going to stand up and contradict the Czar, but of course no-one believed him either.
Finally, the American president stood up, and said "Okay. Let's see this canyon then."
So an expedition was organised. Of course, their destination was way out in the remote wilderness, and they only had horses to travel with, so the going was slow. But eventually, after several weeks gruellingjourney, they finally arrived at where the canyon was supposed to be.
But there wasn't one. Not even a little one.
And then it dawned on everyone - he had been using Czar chasm to make them look stupid.
As the two leaders and their entourages were dining one day, in one of the huge dining rooms in the palace, the Americans were telling the Russians about some of the great things in their country. One of thetopics of conversaion was the Grand Canyon in Colorado. Of course, the American were quite boastful about this being the largest canyon in the world, when suddenly, from the head of the table, the Czar stood up,and made an announcement.
"In Russia," he said, "we have a canyon even bigger than your Grand Canyon!"
Now no-one was going to stand up and contradict the Czar, but of course no-one believed him either.
Finally, the American president stood up, and said "Okay. Let's see this canyon then."
So an expedition was organised. Of course, their destination was way out in the remote wilderness, and they only had horses to travel with, so the going was slow. But eventually, after several weeks gruellingjourney, they finally arrived at where the canyon was supposed to be.
But there wasn't one. Not even a little one.
And then it dawned on everyone - he had been using Czar chasm to make them look stupid.
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Apple Zone / Re: Great Moments in Tact, #1: Wait til the corpse gets cold, m'kay?
« on: June 22, 2011, 04:43:53 pm »I hope they had a sense of humor.Somebody please tell me this was never paid.
The man's father told them to go shit in their hats.
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Apple Zone / Re: Attn PD.com
« on: June 22, 2011, 02:54:09 pm »
What happened regarding quid pro quo bannings?
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: "Stupid wingnut says something stupid" thread
« on: June 21, 2011, 09:31:22 pm »It's like looking deep within yourself and saying, "I know who I am, world, and I am proudly beige."
