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Messages - Jenne

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Sorry, but...the guy's a total assmunch.  I don't normally shit up people's threads, but he's a fucking tool.  And his treatment of people around here just goes to show he's shitty at trolling.

"HI FREEKY YUO MAKE GUACAMOLE WRONG HAR HAR"

It was rude.  He told her off about making it WRONG--like she's an idiot.  I've seen this before--it's a total pattern.  I recall a thread Freeky made about Indian food that went similarly.

"HI FREEKY YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO  MAKE THIS DISH RIGHT HERE LET ME SHOW YOU"  "WHAT YOU NO LIKEY MY SUGGESTIONS?  YOU MUST BE TEH ST00PID!"

It's all the same.

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Traditional guacamole is delicious. You should try it some day.

It gives me indigestion. 

More to the point, it's disgusting and should only be eaten by Scotsmen.

I have a bit of a Scot in me.  And no, Pix did not switch identities with me.   (sorry, Pix, that was too tempting to pass up, my bad)

You can't live in California and just NOT be in love with avocados and all things related to them.  You can't.  It's impossible.  The only way you CAN get away with it is by being from another planet.

Take my father in law, for instance.  He can't stand them.

8)

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Discordian Recipes / Re: Freeky's pimping guacamole dip
« on: December 02, 2011, 07:58:12 pm »
I STILL need to try this.  Hmph.

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Discordian Recipes / Re: Pollo al achiote estilo Mezquital
« on: December 02, 2011, 07:56:29 pm »

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No, Freeky's used to rude ass bastards fucking up her cooking threads.

You ain't the first, Buttmunchie.

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Discordian Recipes / Re: Pollo al achiote estilo Mezquital
« on: December 02, 2011, 07:49:56 pm »
Food looks great.

Too bad the OP maker's a shitneck.

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Traditional guacamole is delicious. You should try it some day.

Shutting the fuck up is delicious.  You should try it some day.

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So THAT's where you've been--you've been eating and shitting grapes!

I'd join in the fun, but it would probably go awry with my current condition.

Eat grapes, have babby?  :eek:  Do not do!

Yes, massive quantities of anything is a no-no at this point.  Except sleep.  GLORIOUS, WONDERFUL SLEEP.

I've done massive amounts of plums while pregnant with my 1st, but I don't recall forming a new asshole to digest them...it was 15 years ago, though.

When I was pregnant with LO I was eating up to two boxes of clementines a day. My intestines must have been very efficient.

Also, that's why her middle name is Clementine.

Aw, I like that story.

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So THAT's where you've been--you've been eating and shitting grapes!

I'd join in the fun, but it would probably go awry with my current condition.

Eat grapes, have babby?  :eek:  Do not do!

Yes, massive quantities of anything is a no-no at this point.  Except sleep.  GLORIOUS, WONDERFUL SLEEP.

I've done massive amounts of plums while pregnant with my 1st, but I don't recall forming a new asshole to digest them...it was 15 years ago, though.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: NO MESSAGE?
« on: December 02, 2011, 06:22:08 pm »
Enrico is returned!

O frabjous day!

Methought you were Qadaffi's double and accidentally got butt-raped by the Libyan mobs.  But then I saw they had the real Qadaffi on ice for a few days before they put him 6' feet under, so I figured you'd just be hiding out till it was safe.

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Well, I think back in the day they DID dress all infants in dresses.  Largish dresses.  You can see the logic in that.

I'm pretty sure there are plenty of cultures still out there that dress their kids more for comfort and health and ease than gender indentification.

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It will fall on deaf ears, but ok.  :lol:

No srsly, the folks in the Republicans' corner seem firmly entrenched--it's why they have a current fun of buttchugging CRAZY taking over their party.  No matter how ridiculous, there's no end to the loyalty!  Plausible deniability in perpetuity.

We'd have to extract the stupid gland out of them first.  And I'm fresh outta scalpels...

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Or Kill Me / Re: Blasphemy...Rant 22
« on: December 02, 2011, 06:03:56 pm »
IS TROOF.

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Or Kill Me / Re: Rape
« on: December 02, 2011, 05:21:43 pm »
Anyone who HASN'T heard about the goings-on in South Africa...well, you just haven't been paying attention.  Women are raped by MACHETE.  MACHETE.  And survive.

So yeah, the vagina detata is a just form of retribution.

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The Republitards don't want to tax the millionaires.  Pure and simple.

The Democrats voting against this should just be taken out and shot.  They're thinking of the next term's elections, period.

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