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Aneristic Illusions / Re: So, RWHN, it appears your predictions of doom are contradicted

« on: Yesterday at 09:08:13 pm »

You missed the very specific "damaging and destructive paths"

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Apple Zone / Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII

« on: Yesterday at 11:41:55 am »

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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!

« on: Yesterday at 10:37:57 am »

in other video games news Sony has announced Gran Tourismo 6, the franchise that makes me feel like a rube every time they announce a new one. Thing is, what GT series does well, it does hardon-inducingly so. What they do poorly makes it feel like more than half of the time they're using your hardon to stir a bucket of pig entrails.

Lets talk about physics that nail the feeling of driving like nothing I've ever played. At the same time lets talk about spending 99.9% of the poly budget on the cars which generally appear as mall dots in your rearview mirror, leaving less detailed track environments than Lotus Turbo Challenge on the fucking Amiga

Let's talk about a menu system that, since the first game released, which everyone unanimously agreed was as poor as a menu system could theoretically conceivably be, has gotten progressively worse with every new release.

Let's talk about how much I can't wait to play the demo that's coming out in July 

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Or Kill Me / Re: Shangri Fleeting

« on: Yesterday at 10:18:00 am »

Wow, it sounds like the company fell prey to the same thing many companies fall to when they grow too fast... all of a sudden employees are just a commodity to squeeze dry, corners are cut, all integrity is abandoned in favor of the bottom line. But it's a false bottom line because it's based on spreading people too thin and lying to them and depriving them of benefits, so it all collapses in the long run.

May California treat you well!

This!

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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!

« on: Yesterday at 10:08:01 am »

I think Blood Dragon may be the best game ever concieved of.

It's Far Cry 3 without crybaby mcshiteater Jason Brody, for starters.  And then it's a homage to every single 80s action flick ever made.  And it has fricking dragons that shoot laser beams out of their eyes.

Holy fuck, I thought that was a machinima spoof until I noticed it was on ubisoft channel. What a fucking epic concept 

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Random News Stories

« on: Yesterday at 08:09:04 am »

And no one wants to hear the story of how that ended.

Wrong.

Seconded. 

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: So, RWHN, it appears your predictions of doom are contradicted

« on: May 17, 2013, 05:27:27 pm »

So am I right in assuming that "Misery's Feed Trough" is RWTF?

He's so clever and shit, I just can't keep up

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: So, RWHN, it appears your predictions of doom are contradicted

« on: May 17, 2013, 05:13:10 pm »

Amusingly, early on in my time on this board, I was one of those "middle-grounders" he references.

I was a regular stoner but my position was nowhere near as clearly thought out as it is after all this 

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Cutting it off

« on: May 17, 2013, 05:10:46 pm »

If nothing else, it would improve the quality of the drug thread.

Anything would improve the quality of the drug thread. Is why i keep posting in it. Makes me feel like I'm accomplishing something whilst languishing in a creative slump about a year old

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: So, RWHN, it appears your predictions of doom are contradicted

« on: May 17, 2013, 05:08:08 pm »

I've moved people the other way, though at this point, it's down to about the same five people who've been yelling the loudest in all of the previous threads.  But back in the day when we has many more active posters on this site, there would be one or two who would actually be on "my side", or at least, some kind of compromise middle position where they would actuall entertain the arguments I out forth.  And then I'd always have a few more who would PM me their support because this has always been couched as a Discordian litmus test, and it wasn't cool to say publicly that I had actually swayed their positions to my side of things.

Yeah, and several of those "supporters" are the very same people who are currently in this thread pointing out what a whistledick you are. That was kind of the point.

Well, we drove off everyone that agreed with him, you see.  Because it's a litmus test. 

Never mind that the people we've typically gone after have been the "DRUGS R MAGIKLE" crowd.

Reality isn't really his forte.

Correct.  Justifying his funding is the means and the end.

I prefer to think he actually believes in his bullshit crusade. Much funnier that way.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Cutting it off

« on: May 17, 2013, 05:05:30 pm »

I feel worse for the penis. Apparently she dealt some damage before it got the better of her. Jury ruled self defense, unanimously

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Cutting it off

« on: May 17, 2013, 05:02:21 pm »

FUCK THE LOT OF YOU MY MOTHER WAS KILLED BY AN UNCUT PENIS!!!

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Apple Zone / Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII

« on: May 17, 2013, 03:56:12 pm »

Swirl filter on face is letting it down a bit but everything else about this chop is epic!

Damn, I haven't been near Worth for over a year but I still can't help critiquing everything I see

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: So, RWHN, it appears your predictions of doom are contradicted

« on: May 17, 2013, 03:50:09 pm »

Lys or Dalek has hacked his account?

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Apple Zone / Re: Just when I thought the 1% couldn't get more despicable:

« on: May 17, 2013, 12:47:02 pm »

Pretty much everything that guys writes comes off as a pastiche of the attitudes of the emergent autonamous agent we call corporations. But it's not a caricature. This nobend actually thinks that way. Like forealz