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Apple Zone / Re: Where the fuck do I put this?

« on: Today at 07:43:16 am »

Being afraid of anything is best avoided as far as possible.

Especially scary things.

Fear clouds the mind in situations where the ability to think clearly is your most valuable asset.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: So, RWHN, it appears your predictions of doom are contradicted

« on: Yesterday at 10:02:41 pm »

OK you fuckers.

I was going to wait for 200 pages and then upload a video of me wearing a false jock cup filled with red liquid and chunky bits that would fly everywhere when my wife hit it with a seldghammer. My junk would have been tucked and strapped back.

Then the person who would have been filming would have come over to hear me whisper "What's his name?" much like unto Citizen Kane.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? IMA GIVE YOU WHAT YOU GAVE ME, PD.COM.



































CRUSHING DISSAPOINTMENT.

FUCK YUO!!! I HAVE BEEN POSTING ITT FOR 170-ODD PAGES BECAUSE I WANTED TO SEE YOUR JUNK SPLATTERED. EITHER YOU POST THAT CLIP OR SO HELP ME I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN 

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: So, RWHN, it appears your predictions of doom are contradicted

« on: Yesterday at 09:42:09 pm »

Evidence? WTF? His position is complete bullshit. You can't back up bullshit with evidence, otherwise it wouldn't be bullshit. You back up bullshit with more bullshit.

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Apple Zone / Re: Thread tips for new members

« on: Yesterday at 07:09:20 pm »

If it's any consolation, it's the fact that you're a horrid lop of shit that makes me like you.

Of course most people would chose ascending bowel cancer over being friends with me, given the choice 

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Apple Zone / Re: Machete Terror? '

« on: Yesterday at 07:03:46 pm »

Hmmm.  Will keep an eye on this one.

Machetes don't tend to be used much outside of Africa, though, for political violence.  I wonder if the assailants were of African origin, or are sympathetic to African Islamist groups?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws_HF9qSrYI Accent sounds to me like African but been here quite a while

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Apple Zone / Re: Machete Terror? '

« on: Yesterday at 06:19:13 pm »

Saw this on the news. What's really fucking with my head is the eyewitness interview of a guy standing, waving a cleaver and a chef's knife, covered in blood after spending the last 20 mins hacking up a soldier. The eyewitness is standing right next to him, chatting away and videoing the him on a mobile phone, instead of, yanno, running like fuck.

The phrase "asking for it" doesn't exactly trip off my tongue in general but I mean, come on? The whole scene is just fucking surreal 

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Cold fusion?

« on: Yesterday at 06:14:41 pm »

That was my take. However I'm leaving one single tiny braincell ticking over with "what if"

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Apple Zone / Re: Thread tips for new members

« on: Yesterday at 06:12:54 pm »

Stop oppressing my whiteness with your dark skinned minority privilege 

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Cold fusion?

« on: Yesterday at 06:11:19 pm »

How can you make something like this and not understand what's happening? He just decided to try putting some cauliflower in and "eureka" ??

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: our lady eris synchronises metronomes?

« on: Yesterday at 06:08:58 pm »

That last little guy, second row back on the right - I'm pretty sure he could have kept going out of phase, forever if he'd wanted. Just fell into step so the others wouldn't lynch him. That's our discordian, right there

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Cold fusion?

« on: Yesterday at 06:01:53 pm »

Figured as much, probably because I skimmed over all the bits you quoted and they must have registered on some level. Nice dream while it lasted, tho 

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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!

« on: Yesterday at 05:53:55 pm »

Someone neglected to inform me that today was national - Laser Printers v's P3nT day 

Throw it out the fucking window.

I'm hopelessly outnumbered. Two of them have fucked with me so far but there are several more who are, no doubt watching my every move via the network.

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Techmology and Scientism / Cold fusion?

« on: Yesterday at 05:46:41 pm »

I know fuck all about the science here but it sounds like either the biggest thing since the invention of AC or Svengali

http://www.extremetech.com/extreme/156393-cold-fusion-reactor-independently-verified-has-10000-times-the-energy-density-of-gas

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Someone linked Netjester to Cleverbot

« on: Yesterday at 05:00:54 pm »

I like drugs but I also enjoy not-drugs. This is why I'm mid-40's and could out-fight, out-fuck, and out-bender Dalek on his best day.

And, by the sounds of it, his best day has come and gone. The downside of treating your body and mind like a toilet is that you, pretty quickly, end up a useless piece of shit 

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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!

« on: Yesterday at 03:17:13 pm »

Someone neglected to inform me that today was national - Laser Printers v's P3nT day