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John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were pogs in the base. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad “I want to be on the ships daddy.”
Dad said “No! You will BE KILL BY POGS”
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were pogs.
“This is Joson” the radio crackered. “You must fight the pogs!”
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
“HE GOING TO KILL US” said the pogs
“I will shoot at him” said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
“No! I must kill the pogs” he shouted
The radio said “No, John. You are the pogs”
And then John was a zombie.


I'll forgive you as soon as you become a genuine person and stop with the edgelord trolling shit.

Difference is we never came bounding up to you like some kind of demented kitten insisting it had a hairball to share. why don't you stick it on the pile, along with all the others and then fuck off and do something interesting with the rest of your life?

So you have anything to say or you content to keep wowing us with shit we already know?

Wrong. We were pretending not to be

I achieved Hall of Shame status in just a handful of hours posting?

This has to be a record.

Actually, no.  Not even close.

It might surprise you how many bags of douche there are exactly like you out there. It won't surprise anyone here, of course.

It doesn't surprise me one bit. I see them all the time.

I think you're unaware just how many fartsmellers there are just like you all over the place with your meta-meta-meta...humor and your counter-counter-counter...culture.

Honestly, just join the fucking Catholic clergy.

Wow, you're a mirror that reveals a side of us that we always knew about anyway and are strangely comfortable with. Whaddya know, we're just like all the other dumb hairless apes on the face of this dumb hairless planet. Congratulations 1999 called and wants its front page back :kingmeh:

I tried going outside last night.

Some guy tried to pee in the front door and a bunch of kids were throwing rocks at a car.

When did you get to scotland?  :?

Must admit I hardly even noticed this one. The ingress community seem big on "coins" which strike me as the same deal. I think it appeals to the collector mentality?

LOL! Way to find out there's only one 'm' in cumin  :lulz:

Cut them up and boil them big dash of cummin and a little bit of butter. Best mash evar!


What was it like? at a regular goth meeting type thing? The small little details.

Fishnets, PVC, spooky white foundation, cleopatra eyeliner and massive backcombed hair. Oh and Daniel Ash's echo pedal when you're tripping balls.

Goth ruled. I miss it  :cry:

Can't fault Dark Knight, right enough.

It was the gravity that was raising the water. Lifting two feet of water 200 feet in the air. Aside from the fact that there wasn't enough water on the planet to make a wave that big the gravitational force that was holding up a gazillion tons of water but, at the same time, wasn't affecting the characters , robot or spaceship would, presumably have cancelled out most of the friction effect caused by the sea bed.

Maybe I'm off here. Maybe it was totally realistic but everything about it just stuck me as - get the fuck out of here  :eek:


They made a huge deal about hiring a nobel prize winning physicist to consult on the physics then had a fucking breaking wave bearing down on them on a planet covered entirely in water. I was this close to standing up and screaming "What's it fucking breaking on?" in the middle of the cinema

The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Ingress
« on: July 19, 2015, 09:21:17 am »
Last night's shenanigans. Operation: Dougie's Double Trouble. 9 layers, 3 covering Glasgow and 6 over Edinburgh. 5,716,888MU, two platinum illuminator badges. 20 agents. Biggest op I've been involved in yet. Totally stoked we got it done!

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