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The Secrets Forum / I can haz puppy
« on: May 03, 2009, 08:08:43 pm »
Weeburd talked me into getting baby staffie which, I gotta admit, is cute as a motherfucker. I already got him fetching balls and peeing on newspaper and he's only 8 weeks old! Now we need a name which is suitable discordian.

Answers on a postcard...





More pics to follow when the little bastard wakes up.

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Intermittens #6
« on: May 03, 2009, 08:41:07 am »

Oh, and Cram grabbed the #Six slot, are we bumping this back to #7?


Hell no! That'd mean I'd have to change the cover. This will be the other no.6


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The Secrets Forum / Re: LYSERGIC:
« on: May 02, 2009, 01:49:23 pm »
Fair enough

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Discordian Recipes / Re: ATTN: Tell me what to eat
« on: May 01, 2009, 08:51:36 pm »
?

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Discordian Recipes / Re: ATTN: Tell me what to eat
« on: May 01, 2009, 08:40:10 pm »
there is no Pad Thai on teh menu  :argh!:

I will be hazzing teh Roast Duck Cantonese

I would thank WHN for teh suggestion but that motherfucking pun  :argh!:

Kizmaiazz

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The Secrets Forum / Re: LYSERGIC:
« on: May 01, 2009, 08:31:23 pm »


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Discordian Recipes / Re: ATTN: Tell me what to eat
« on: May 01, 2009, 08:28:29 pm »
Curried veggies, or one of their noodle concoctions  (they are all tempting), get my vote.

DAMNIT MOTHERFUCKER THAT'S LIEK HALF THE SHIT ON THE MENU

BE SPECIFIC  :argh!:

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Discordian Recipes / ATTN: Tell me what to eat
« on: May 01, 2009, 08:24:30 pm »
I don't know chinese/thai very well but I went to this place one time and they are tasty.

What should I order?

Hurray - we order in ten mins!

Edit* phoning for takeway check Takeaway Menu

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The Secrets Forum / Re: LYSERGIC:
« on: May 01, 2009, 08:08:58 pm »
I enjoy me the fuck out of long walks in the park.  Boy howdy, you ain't seen a stroll until you've seen me stroll. 

Damn I envy you dude. I'd love nothing better than to take long walks but I don't has the confidence to just stroll  :cry:

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The Secrets Forum / Re: LYSERGIC:
« on: May 01, 2009, 08:02:20 pm »

Bodily functions ROCK.

Tell that to my roids  :cry:

Getting old is lame. At least it's not erectile dysfunction, AMIRITE?

No wai, why only last night I fucked two 18 year olds inna bunghole for two hours solid.

And I can give you advice on how to do that for yerself :ECH:

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The Secrets Forum / Re: LYSERGIC:
« on: May 01, 2009, 07:59:12 pm »
And oh god don't get me started on how FUCKING SWEET it is to go out to a really good brunch buffet on Sunday mornings! Shit yeah! Oh god, I am so good at eating, you should take it from me how to find happiness in life because I am REALLY good at hooking up with some fine, fine restaurants and tasting food. I can taste that delicious grub all morning, and you know what? When I'm done, when I'm completely full and satisfied, they tell me that I can come back for more ANYTIME I WANT. Because they LOVE IT.

Yeah, and what's more you can be a fat fuck too, just believe in yourself and let Nigel give ya some pointers  :lulz:

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The Secrets Forum / Re: LYSERGIC:
« on: May 01, 2009, 07:56:06 pm »

Bodily functions ROCK.

Tell that to my roids  :cry:

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The Secrets Forum / Re: LYSERGIC:
« on: May 01, 2009, 07:52:41 pm »
Don't get me wrong I like shagging as much as the next guy but holy shit, Lys come across like Beavis and Butthead seeing the top of the mountain :lulz:

"Liek I totally did it man, with a chick .. heh ... heh"

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The Secrets Forum / Re: LYSERGIC:
« on: May 01, 2009, 07:48:26 pm »
Dam, Badge, you are wicked sick at flaming  

I am in AWE :aww:

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The Secrets Forum / Re: LYSERGIC:
« on: May 01, 2009, 06:54:54 pm »
Okay maybe not - I'm thinking it's about 50-50

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