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Apple Talk / Re: Jazz: srs fucking business
« on: December 13, 2009, 12:27:19 am »
Scat of the Valkyries  :evil:

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Apple Talk / Re: WHO JACKED MY FACEBOOK ????
« on: December 13, 2009, 12:10:55 am »
I predict his revenge would have been all of the above plus funny as fuck :lulz:

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Apple Talk / Re: Jazz: srs fucking business
« on: December 13, 2009, 12:07:53 am »
Musical Superiority ist WAGNER!!!!!
                    \\

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Apple Talk / Re: Jazz: srs fucking business
« on: December 12, 2009, 10:18:59 pm »
If you push a piano down a flight of stairs it plays jazz. Not rock, not boogie woogie, not classical but jazz. That should tell you all you need to know about fucking jazz and it's tenuous connection to music :argh!:

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Or Kill Me / Re: Words that piss me off.
« on: December 12, 2009, 10:14:22 pm »
Arthur MillerBrown pronounced it "Fa-Yar"

ETA - mixed up my arfurs  :oops:

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Or Kill Me / Re: Words that piss me off.
« on: December 12, 2009, 10:00:43 pm »
nookyoular or however the fuck it is that americans spell/pronounce Nuclear

Also aloominum for the same fucking reason  :argh!:

MÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜV

 :lulz:

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Apple Talk / Re: Mock me Roger for I am English
« on: December 12, 2009, 07:29:36 pm »
Lets face it - sheep are, biologically and intellectually speaking, the nearest thing to people that Wales has

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Or Kill Me / Re: Words that piss me off.
« on: December 12, 2009, 07:25:51 pm »
nookyoular or however the fuck it is that americans spell/pronounce Nuclear

Also aloominum for the same fucking reason  :argh!:

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Apple Talk / Re: PD.COM...2009 in Review.
« on: December 12, 2009, 07:16:40 pm »
I got a dog, gave up smoking (again) and sank deeper into the comfortable slushy pits of alcoholism

For obvious reasons - don't remember much, other than a few near death experiences in kayaks. If the drink don't kill me in 10 the sea is bound to.

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Apple Talk / Re: Music Discussion (fair warning): Your Top 10 albums.
« on: December 12, 2009, 06:44:49 pm »
These aint my favorites on musical merit - they're my favorites for a reason

1) Pink Floyd - The Wall
2) Metallica - Kill 'em All
3) Motorhead - Ace of Spades
4) Blue Oyster Cult - Fire of Unkonwn Origin
5) Sex Pistols - Never Mind the Bollocks
6) Free - Fire and Water
7) Guns 'n Roses - Appetite for Destruction
8) Sisters of mercy - Floodland
9) Bauhuas - Press Eject and Give Me the Tape
10) Indigo Girls - Swamp Ophelia

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Apple Talk / Re: The longest wait EVAR
« on: December 12, 2009, 05:35:04 pm »
Can't make it I'm afraid but I promise to get blindingly shitface hammered off my trolly tree in your honor

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Shame you had to ditch the skull - I really liked that one but otherwise :mittens:

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Or Kill Me / Re: Words that piss me off.
« on: December 12, 2009, 05:31:12 pm »
"Literally"

Often used incorrectly.

I Literally threw up my lower intestines.

No you didn't. Don't be a liar, douche.  :argh!:

People confuse literally with figuratively, a lot.

If you figuratively threw up your lower intestines, okay, then I know you're not feeling well. If you say literally, I'm going to be either looking at you funny, or asking you if you want an ambulance.

To be fair I tend to use the word literally in exactly that context, but for comic effect. I'm being iconic :D

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Apple Talk / Re: The longest wait EVAR
« on: December 12, 2009, 05:27:45 pm »
 :hammer: :milk: :ronpaul: :jihaad: :noodledance: :pukka:

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Apple Talk / Re: SUCK MY XXXMAS DICKBALLS HATERS!
« on: December 12, 2009, 09:19:01 am »
I bet they're dutch too and they just haven't admitted it to him

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