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Or Kill Me / Re: Words that piss me off.
« on: December 12, 2009, 07:25:51 pm »
nookyoular or however the fuck it is that americans spell/pronounce Nuclear

Also aloominum for the same fucking reason  :argh!:

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Apple Talk / Re: PD.COM...2009 in Review.
« on: December 12, 2009, 07:16:40 pm »
I got a dog, gave up smoking (again) and sank deeper into the comfortable slushy pits of alcoholism

For obvious reasons - don't remember much, other than a few near death experiences in kayaks. If the drink don't kill me in 10 the sea is bound to.

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Apple Talk / Re: Music Discussion (fair warning): Your Top 10 albums.
« on: December 12, 2009, 06:44:49 pm »
These aint my favorites on musical merit - they're my favorites for a reason

1) Pink Floyd - The Wall
2) Metallica - Kill 'em All
3) Motorhead - Ace of Spades
4) Blue Oyster Cult - Fire of Unkonwn Origin
5) Sex Pistols - Never Mind the Bollocks
6) Free - Fire and Water
7) Guns 'n Roses - Appetite for Destruction
8) Sisters of mercy - Floodland
9) Bauhuas - Press Eject and Give Me the Tape
10) Indigo Girls - Swamp Ophelia

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Apple Talk / Re: The longest wait EVAR
« on: December 12, 2009, 05:35:04 pm »
Can't make it I'm afraid but I promise to get blindingly shitface hammered off my trolly tree in your honor

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Shame you had to ditch the skull - I really liked that one but otherwise :mittens:

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Or Kill Me / Re: Words that piss me off.
« on: December 12, 2009, 05:31:12 pm »
"Literally"

Often used incorrectly.

I Literally threw up my lower intestines.

No you didn't. Don't be a liar, douche.  :argh!:

People confuse literally with figuratively, a lot.

If you figuratively threw up your lower intestines, okay, then I know you're not feeling well. If you say literally, I'm going to be either looking at you funny, or asking you if you want an ambulance.

To be fair I tend to use the word literally in exactly that context, but for comic effect. I'm being iconic :D

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Apple Talk / Re: The longest wait EVAR
« on: December 12, 2009, 05:27:45 pm »
 :hammer: :milk: :ronpaul: :jihaad: :noodledance: :pukka:

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Apple Talk / Re: SUCK MY XXXMAS DICKBALLS HATERS!
« on: December 12, 2009, 09:19:01 am »
I bet they're dutch too and they just haven't admitted it to him

6309
Apple Talk / Re: WHO JACKED MY FACEBOOK ????
« on: December 12, 2009, 01:15:30 am »
I think you're actually fucking with the NSA.

also: fun starting in:
-99 Mins.

What the fuck is this supposed to mean?

As long as I'm fucking with a bunch of three lettered paranoid asstards it's good enough for me

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Fact check, Plz.
« on: December 11, 2009, 10:36:12 pm »
Democracy - some bullshit ideological pipedream invented by cavemen in togas.

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Prisoner's Dilemma and Mechanical Turk
« on: December 11, 2009, 07:36:45 pm »
Here's an interesting version, and one that may be better suited for real-life mapping.

You play for a small amount of money ($0.50 or so), but your personal information is given to the person you play with, and vice versa; that is to say, it's not anonymous.  There could be ramifications to acting like a dick, like getting phone calls or emails from the person you fucked over. 

The intention being that your actions are not limited to a single, anonymous event; they are usually determined by judging future outcomes.  If you can be a dick to an anonymous person on the internet, there's a greater chance you will be.  If you know that your actions now can affect you in the future, you might not be as much of a dick.

LMNO invents game theory karma ITT

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Apple Talk / Re: I finally went and did it...
« on: December 11, 2009, 05:46:37 pm »
My favorite quote from my (admittedly brief) stint in customer service - "If I leave now will you let me live?"

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Apple Talk / Re: Aw fuck, I'm crying again.
« on: December 11, 2009, 05:35:46 pm »
The parents know, they're over it. And I hope they did their job to the rest of the family that I have to see on Christmas Eve. If not, I plan to get irreparably drunk very fast. Which shouldn't be a problem, since my brother and I usually split a bottle of tequila.

Getting drunk is not a backup plan, it's the proper course of action. It's x-mas ffs, time to get shitfaced. For Jesus!  :argh!:

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Apple Talk / Re: Star Wars + Beer :O
« on: December 11, 2009, 05:24:34 pm »
Thats a 750mL, the size of a wine bottle.

 :mullet:

put it this way - I can pick up a scottish advent calendar for about half that price



That's 12 litres, about the size of - who gives a fuck it's enough to get ya merry

So it's half the strength, I'm still getting 8 times as much bang for my buck

Learn to alcoholism yankee spags  :argh!:



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If me and BAI inhabit the same square mile area the laws of quantum physics and psychology dictate that everyone in the world will end up rolling about in their own shit, wanking to images of Stephen Hawkins raping a cat.

Srsly

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