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The Secrets Forum / Re: LYSERGIC:
« on: May 01, 2009, 08:08:58 pm »
I enjoy me the fuck out of long walks in the park.  Boy howdy, you ain't seen a stroll until you've seen me stroll. 

Damn I envy you dude. I'd love nothing better than to take long walks but I don't has the confidence to just stroll  :cry:

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The Secrets Forum / Re: LYSERGIC:
« on: May 01, 2009, 08:02:20 pm »

Bodily functions ROCK.

Tell that to my roids  :cry:

Getting old is lame. At least it's not erectile dysfunction, AMIRITE?

No wai, why only last night I fucked two 18 year olds inna bunghole for two hours solid.

And I can give you advice on how to do that for yerself :ECH:

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The Secrets Forum / Re: LYSERGIC:
« on: May 01, 2009, 07:59:12 pm »
And oh god don't get me started on how FUCKING SWEET it is to go out to a really good brunch buffet on Sunday mornings! Shit yeah! Oh god, I am so good at eating, you should take it from me how to find happiness in life because I am REALLY good at hooking up with some fine, fine restaurants and tasting food. I can taste that delicious grub all morning, and you know what? When I'm done, when I'm completely full and satisfied, they tell me that I can come back for more ANYTIME I WANT. Because they LOVE IT.

Yeah, and what's more you can be a fat fuck too, just believe in yourself and let Nigel give ya some pointers  :lulz:

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The Secrets Forum / Re: LYSERGIC:
« on: May 01, 2009, 07:56:06 pm »

Bodily functions ROCK.

Tell that to my roids  :cry:

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The Secrets Forum / Re: LYSERGIC:
« on: May 01, 2009, 07:52:41 pm »
Don't get me wrong I like shagging as much as the next guy but holy shit, Lys come across like Beavis and Butthead seeing the top of the mountain :lulz:

"Liek I totally did it man, with a chick .. heh ... heh"

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The Secrets Forum / Re: LYSERGIC:
« on: May 01, 2009, 07:48:26 pm »
Dam, Badge, you are wicked sick at flaming  

I am in AWE :aww:

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The Secrets Forum / Re: LYSERGIC:
« on: May 01, 2009, 06:54:54 pm »
Okay maybe not - I'm thinking it's about 50-50

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The Secrets Forum / Re: LYSERGIC:
« on: May 01, 2009, 06:51:43 pm »
Lets face it, it's still a lot less annoying than those fucking retarded english language posts he used to make :troll:

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: BIP revamp?
« on: May 01, 2009, 09:33:59 am »
Here is a little poem I wrote in a minute when I'm finished with this line:

Discordian poetry;
that's right, bitches,
this shit doesn't rhyme.
What did you expect?
Plus I'm trolling your mom.                   
Fuck you.

That part made me :spittake:

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The Secrets Forum / Re: WOMP-ertainment
« on: April 30, 2009, 10:06:06 pm »
You never saw Grindhouse??

WAYSA!!!!! :argh!:

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: BREAKING: Arlen Specter becoming a Democrat
« on: April 30, 2009, 10:02:50 pm »
I admire your optomism Ratatosk, I've felt that way myself from time to time but too many letdowns have made me more hesitant to think things are actually getting better.

I don't really know if the average joe has more power than "a serf in 1090 England".

Much better quality of life I'll grant you and maybe that's all that really matters at the end of the day but power? Power seems to me to be concentrated in the hands of the powermongers, same as it ever was. You disagree with something the president does whatchya going to do? Bitch and whine and maybe take to the streets and get tased and teargassed beaten with nightsticks?

They won't kill you for it, like back in the good old days but that doesn't mean you've made a blind bit of difference. The big wheel keeps rolling.

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Or Kill Me / Re: Rev Roger, Sermon #63: Too Old to Rock N Roll
« on: April 30, 2009, 05:39:52 pm »
LAWL! LMNO looks so fucking pious in that womp!  :lulz:

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: BREAKING: Arlen Specter becoming a Democrat
« on: April 30, 2009, 05:31:04 pm »
Faugh!

That's right, modern democracy is no better than totalitarian rule by inbred royals and the Church. I mean obviously we still have no say in government, any dissent is quashed and people disappear or end up hanged for treason. If we do ANYTHING the Church doesn't like, we get burned at the stake, just like then... yep no differences at all.

And its obvious that the President has full power to do anything he wants with no checks or balances.

LEARN 2 HISTORY  :argh!:

Maybe society has evolved in spite of shifts in politics. Maybe after hundreds of years the tyrants realised that it was much easier to just pull a bunch of wool over a bunch of eyes, rather than ride through the streets torturing an maiming.

People still disappear and people still get killed. It's just that nowadays they usually have a nice bedtime story handy to put enquiring minds to rest. Much easier and more cost effetive to say "it's okay folks we're having an inquest" and society will swallow that bullshit til it's backed up to their collective eyeballs.

Thousands of years of progress has given us shit like mobile phones and microprocessors you honestly think world domination is still stuck in the dark ages?

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: BREAKING: Arlen Specter becoming a Democrat
« on: April 30, 2009, 01:42:18 pm »
I don't bother voting, being able to prioritise any action (even not voting as an ends in itself) as considerably more important than acting as if the whole concept of democracy was anything more than some crazed prehistoric greek fucker's vision of utopia.

I don't buy the "yeah its not perfect but it's better than the alternatives" argument either. That's like saying I should pick the smartest retard or the tallest midget. Why fucking bother?

The real thing that pisses me off about democracy is it's a wolf in sheeps clothing. It comes across as a nice, fluffy, idealistic pipedream but, like any idealistic pipedream it's implemented by pipedreaming idealists who are so easily taken in, and manipulated by cookie cutter power crazed dictators that you're dealing with a new royal family before the paint has even dried on the "freedom" signs but, unlike a traditional monarchy or dictatorship, you're less inclined to overthrow the tyrants because you've bought into the whole stupid notion that you have the power to instigate revolutionary change by putting a little 'X' in a little box.

Once and for all - there is no such thing as democracy, any more than there is such a thing as the power of invisibility or Hogwarts fucking School of Witchcraft and Wizardry - it's a fucking fairy story.  :argh!:


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