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Or Kill Me / Re: I fell asleep again
« on: October 14, 2009, 03:37:53 pm »
Yeah I guess you're right. My whole problem with the end of the world is I'm overly optimistic about seeing it happen in my lifetime. Truth is the world will never end - it'll just plod on and on getting progressively worse for fucking ever.

Sorry about the pissweak quality of the rant - it's been a while. Still in the process of waking back up. Still half asleep.

BTW - what the fuck made you decide to change the avatar? I never thought I'd live to see the day.

Or Kill Me / I fell asleep again
« on: October 14, 2009, 03:22:28 pm »
I fell asleep. I took my eye off the ball. I succumbed, accepting one too many chunks of the token bullshit spewing out the teevee, I managed to convince myself I was happy, life was sweet, everything was great. It didn't last. It never lasts. Sometimes I wish it fucking would. I'm surrounded by people who can sleep through this shit, blissfully oblivious to the fact that the whole planet is slowly sliding off the edge of some intergalactic precipice, into an open sewer of epic proportions.

Not me. I can bury my head in the sand for only so long before I need to come up for air and, when I do, that air smells like bullshit. Oh fuck! I fell asleep again. And the scary thing isn't the impending doom. It's the fact that I'd do anything to be back there. In the land of nod. Addicted to gameshows and believing in politics and browsing the internets to find the lifestyle accessory that will, once and for all, make me truly complete.

Truth is I'm a happy idiot. The fact that the human race seems to be collectively sprinting toward it's own endgame actually appeals to me. It's funny goddamnit! The wars the disease the economic collapses and, above all, the monkeys that contributed to the whole ridiculous fiasco, sitting, neck deep in the shit they made, making stupid monkey faces and blaming everyone but themselves for the smell that's gradually chocking them to death. That's the fucking punchline right there folks. That's all I need.

I just wish I could stay awake long enough to really get my yucks in but I can't help thinking I'm going to be asleep beside everyone else when the hammer comes down. Everybody ends up falling for it. Everybody gets sucked in.

Or Kill Me / Re: IP Freely? There's a call for I.P. Freely?
« on: September 14, 2009, 11:35:25 am »
IP & Copyright isn't a problem, it's a symptom. It's a symptom if the complete and utter fucking selfish retardedness that is the capitalist ethos in it's entirety.

Just like the charade we have that masquerades as "democracy" and "freedom", just like the hypocracy of what we refer to as "civilisation" Just because we haven't come up with a better solution doesn't make it any less fucking idiotic. The whole concept that an artist should have to copyright his art in order to make money to buy food is indicative of the pinnacle of human stupidity. I steal copyright material whenever I goddamn well feel like it. Not because of some overwhelming sense of truth, justice or the american way but simply because I can and if that means some talking monkey somewhere suffers then all the better - that's how our planet works dont'cha know!

But instead of looking at the herd of fucking elephants in the cupboard, as usual the debate centers on the colour of the cupboard doors. So either it's IP and copyright that are the problem, are the solution or need changed in some way. Meanwhile the end of the world trundles on and you can bet your ass I'll be downloading the fucker on bit-torrent  :lulz:

Watch more carefully. End breaks off glass tube ... glass slices up bunghole ... blood comes pissing out ... audience laughs  :lulz:

Don't laugh, that exact same thing could hve happened to any one of us :argh!:

Or Kill Me / Re: Roger's Got a Brand New Bag
« on: September 11, 2009, 10:43:35 am »
Maybe it's cyclical. Maybe that's how we got here in the first place. F'kin discordians  :argh!:

Or Kill Me / Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
« on: September 11, 2009, 10:36:27 am »

That's funny. I had the same reaction when I asked that question here  :lol:

I have that reaction when I ask most questions here.

I'm beginning to think it's not the questions  :argh!:

"It's an amazing challenge to constantly break out the Nietzschean hammer and destroy your world view and belief system and evaluate others," Hoffman said.

If this is true then it explains why most of planet earth are complete fucking idiots. Not that its an amazing challenge (it isn't even slightly difficult) but I could see how a lot of talking monkeys could convince themselves it is :lulz:

Same reason anyone would want to destroy america - bragging rights  :lulz:

Richard Nixon's glittering half-life sarcophagus / Re: LOL POOP: THE THREAD!
« on: September 08, 2009, 02:47:00 pm »

Or Kill Me / Re: Virgins? Take EM BACK!!!
« on: September 07, 2009, 03:14:36 pm »
So Mohammad felt threatened and Abdul blew himself.

You missed this one but please don't fix it - illustrate it  :lulz:

The Dutch don't have birthdays, they're grown in tubes trucks.

Or Kill Me / Re: Skeptics and dismissiveness.
« on: August 26, 2009, 12:45:00 pm »

Just? /Just/ the placebo effect you say? That's like saying that the reason photosynthesis continues to function on this planet is /just/ because of photons from the sun. There's something interesting here, in psychosomatic and somatopsychic connections, something so profoundly useful and meaningful that it is, well, STUPID to dismiss.

Couldn't agree more. IMO the placebo effect is the only true miracle that's ever been satisfactorily proven to me.

Richard Nixon's glittering half-life sarcophagus / Re: payne!
« on: August 24, 2009, 03:27:33 pm »
Where the goddamn hell are the pics? I have no recollection of what happened. Pics may help me reconstruct my weekend and get to the bottom of the dent-in-the-back-of-my-head mystery  :?

Richard Nixon's glittering half-life sarcophagus / Re: payne!
« on: August 24, 2009, 02:03:17 pm »
I remember hanging upside down from a scaffold which Payne point blank refused to climb  :argh!:

Then I has vague recollection of pizza and then... that's about it really.

I assume we were drinking?

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