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Or Kill Me / Re: Discordianism as Perfect Nihilism
« on: December 09, 2009, 11:15:37 pm »
A parable of perfect Nihilism?

A man hath two sons. To one son he giveth love and care and food and clothing and trinkets and baubles to satisfy his every desire and to the other he doth cast out into the world, naked and starving with nought but cuts and bruises and harsh words which still echoeth in his ears to remind him of his family and home.

The first son groweth up to be a tyant, a murderer and a pederast. He taketh from the mouths of babes to maketh himself fat and lazy in his iniquity.

The second son groweth up to be a good man, wise and humble in nature and in deeds. The second son doth save many a life by his own toil and sacrifice and yet expecteth he nothing in return.

And verily I say unto you - tis easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for judgement to be passed down upon either of these two tossers by any authority other than that of their fellow man.

The grand scheme of things sayeth - "Fuck 'em both, in measure equal"

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Apple Talk / Re: Holly's Daze
« on: December 09, 2009, 05:57:04 pm »
Yeah, I have to say that Xmas time is not my favorite time.  New Year's Eve is, though. 

Suggest you move to scotland. New years eve begins Dec 23rd-24th with 2 for 1 offers on a 10,000 cubic feet of lager at the local supermarket and runs right through until you feel compelled to go back to work just to give your liver a fucking rest. It's called X-mas because if your eyes haven't crossed by the 25th you're doing it wrong.

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Apple Talk / Re: SUCK MY XXXMAS DICKBALLS HATERS!
« on: December 09, 2009, 05:47:55 pm »
THIS! Is the correct way to celebrate XMAS

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Or Kill Me / Re: Discordianism as Perfect Nihilism
« on: December 09, 2009, 05:42:37 pm »
Hey Cain, I showed this to an old friend, and she really identifies with your piece.  

I just thought you'd like to know that this makes sense to non-Discordians, as well.

Accordions?


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Or Kill Me / Re: Company Cards & the bullshit that is academia.
« on: December 09, 2009, 02:20:03 pm »
Looks like you've learned a hard lesson - Contrary to popular belief, honest hard work is not rewarded. It's exploited. You want to get ahead in life you have to learn to lie cheat and steal - this is how capitalism actually works. Of course no one will tell you this because the first thing you learn on the path to capitalist success is that the less people who know about this, the better off you will be.

You are constantly playing a gambling game, balancing the odds against the price of getting caught. The more you bank the less dangerous being caught becomes up to a point where you have so much coin that murdering someone in the street in broad daylight is unlikely to land you in jail for more than a couple of days at worst.

Good luck, have fun and remember that every cent you make comes directly out some starving fucker's ricebowl.

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Or Kill Me / Re: Why I hate Xmas and refuse to celebrate it
« on: December 09, 2009, 02:08:14 pm »
Xmas pwns and I'll tell you how to appreciate it at its finest - take a walk into any large retail outlet or (better still) mall and check out the tards getting stressed. The last weekend before xmas is the best time as this is usually busiest. Millions of people stressed to and (if you get lucky) beyond breaking point. Bug-eyes and clenched fists. Barely concealed panic and rage ... 'tis the season to rofl
 :popcorn:

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Apple Talk / Re: Good UK TV comedy?
« on: December 09, 2009, 01:56:43 pm »

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Apple Talk / Re: ATTN PD.COM: I'm losing it
« on: December 09, 2009, 12:17:08 pm »
So I never believed in ghosts until we moved into this house. We had ghosts, in a big bad creepy way. I noticed they always do the same thing in the same places, like they're just a recording of someone who used to live here. I don't think they're really interactive, or that they can do anything to you.

Then we remodeled, and they mostly stopped. Go figure!

Maybe a renovation is in order?

I agree with you Nigel, I've seen two "ghosts" (one of them on a few different occasions) and I have come to the conclusion that they are a genuine phenomena, but that they are not the remainders of people who have died.

I think they are exactly what you stated, recordings.  Perhaps the materials around the phenomena have something to do with the 'playback' feature?

Well, that blows.  I wanted to hang around for a couple of centuries, fucking with my descendents.

But if they're playbacks, I wonder if there's a way to fuck with them, WOMP style?

Best I can come up with is make a point of masturbating, at the same time every night, in the same spot in the house. Ideally somewhere and sometime where masturbation doesn't ought to happen - living room at 7:30pm, right in front of the teevee or kitchen at breakfast time, on the table. Make sure to moan as loudly as possible for eerie sound fx purposes. Also don't masturbate any other time so there will be as much "ectoplasm" as possible.

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Apple Talk / Re: Paynes holiday comes to an end
« on: December 09, 2009, 12:04:05 pm »
Yes, I am going to be coming back here more now. I've been ignoring you all for a few weeks now, only reading threads linked to me in IRC and such. I needed a break.

I am not, at this time, in a position to tell you all what I've been mostly doing. Suffice it to say that it was good fun and worth it. I have also been attempting to redecorate my room.

I have done no writing, but I may have a rant or two to shit out later we shall see. No WOMPs either. I need to wait for either a faster connection or for photofuckit to stop sucking so hard at killing my minimal bandwidth.

Anything I MUST read?

A) Jacking off to animal pr0ns

B) Learning to talk shit in Esperanto

C) Growing gills to cope with changing living conditions in stonehaven

my best guesses

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Apple Talk / Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz
« on: December 08, 2009, 11:24:12 pm »
Fuck it.  I'm gonna go Rule 34 some Quantum Theory.

Someone must have done the double slit experiment  :D

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Apple Talk / Re: Cain, it's a riot.
« on: December 08, 2009, 04:35:18 pm »
Yes. YES, THIS is what I should have told her, EoC, my friend when she asked me what was wrong with America, staring out over the dark streaks of mud laden fratboys and sorority girls building homecoming floats out on the torn up green. She said it was just a symptom, the whole mess, a symptom of something else.

But now I know what to tell her. It's not a one word answer, like "humans" (because surely Ben and Patrick and Curly were humans too), its not laziness, no, this answer is more visual and viceral, and your story hit it home to me, EoC.


Same monkeys, different environment.  Take your Caddisflies, Kai, and put them on Baffin Island.  Or the jungles of Brazil.  They might need some little bug pills, though.

Yes yes yes! This system called AmericaTM is a bad environment for humans.

It isn't just America, Kai.  The whole species is sick.

Sorry to rain on your parade of optimism but pls not to confuse sickness with stoopid. Sickness implies it may be curable ...  :evil:

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Or Kill Me / Re: Words that piss me off.
« on: December 08, 2009, 03:26:07 pm »
"Smorgasbord" no one can say it without sounding like a complete fucking retard. I don't care who the fuck you are, if you say this in my presence I will fuck you up both physically and emotionally.

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Apple Talk / Re: ATTN:ENRICO SALAZAR
« on: December 08, 2009, 02:03:18 pm »
BULLSHIT! I WAS AKK  :argh!:

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Apple Talk / Re: ATTN Roger: I'm the Decider.
« on: December 08, 2009, 08:53:05 am »
Flip a coin. Best way to make big, life or death decisions

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Apple Talk / Re: Good UK TV comedy?
« on: December 08, 2009, 08:49:32 am »
We've gotten this far and no one has mentioned The IT Crowd?  That show was hilarious.

QFT

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