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Or Kill Me / Re: Save Our Kids
« on: March 11, 2009, 08:42:06 pm »
Quote from: Saint Jello
Fun Fun Fun in the fluffy chair
Flame up the herb
Woof down the beer
[click!]
Hi
I'm your video DJ
I always talk like I'm wigged out on quaaludes
I wear a satin baseball jacket everywhere I go

My job is to help destroy
What's left of your imagination
By feeding you endless doses
Of sugar-coated mindless garbage

So don't create
Be sedate
Be a vegetable at home
And thwack on that dial
If we have our way even you will believe
This is the future of rock and roll

How far will you go
How low will you stoop
To tranquilize our minds with your sugar-coated swill

You've turned rock and roll rebellion
Into Pat Boone sedation
Making sure nothing's left to the imagination

M.T.V. Get off the
M.T.V. Get off the
M.T.V. Get off the air
Get off the air

See the latest rejects from the muppet show
Wag their tits and their dicks
As they lip-synch on screen
There's something I don't like
About a band who always smiles
Another tax write-off
For some schmuck who doesn't care

M.T.V. Get off the air
And so it was
Our beloved corporate gods
Claimed they created rock video
Allowing it to sink as low in one year
As commercial TV has in 25
"It's the new frontier," they say
It's wide open, anything can happen
But you've got a lot of nerve
To call yourself a pioneer
When you're too god-damn conservative
To take real chances.

Tin-eared
Graph-paper brained accountants
Instead of music fans
Call all the shots at giant record companies now

The lowest common denominator rules
Forget honesty
Forget creativity
The dumbest buy the mostest
That's the name of the game

But sales are slumping
And no one will say why
Could it be they put out one too many lousy records?!?

M.T.V.-Get off the air!
NOW

and now, a word from our sponsors...

http://www.mtv.com/music/artist/dead_kennedys/lyrics.jhtml :lulz:

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Or Kill Me / Re: Plus, I Got Religion
« on: March 11, 2009, 07:00:33 pm »
I spent 20 years in a fundamentalist (and corrupt) cult.

Stories, stories and more stories, pls.

Liek, immediately, or I will be forced to flame you :walken:

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Losing Their Religion?
« on: March 11, 2009, 05:26:14 pm »
There was a religious revival in most of the world (Europe aside) in the 1980s.

Dunno about the numbers from the 80s, but the American numbers I've seen show the 90s as lower than the 70s.

Of course, that wouldn't have stopped the people who were religious from getting even more so (probably enhanced it even, since a lot of the more fundie types seem like they feel threatened by religion losing its hold on others).

The higher the incidence of people flaunting gods almighty will and not getting smitten for it, the more it makes their god look a bit impotent and kind of crap. Especially for the literalist who must be constantly staggered by the lack of flooding and biblical palaguery. Must have been much easier when the clergy had the power to smite the unbeliever without bothering the almighty with the task.

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Or Kill Me / Re: Save Our Kids
« on: March 11, 2009, 03:20:16 pm »
Damn I've missed this mofo.

I'm now going to run outside and have throbbing ghey buttsecks with the first man I see, in Hunter's honour.

:mittens:

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Or Kill Me / Re: Plus, I Got Religion
« on: March 11, 2009, 03:14:56 pm »
Wait, so now is it a joke wrapped in a religion or has it changed to a religion wrapped in a joke? I'm so confused. 

Spidermang: He a spider. He a mang. He bofe.

Okay so now I'm picturing Mangrove swinging from building to building saving the day by giving people massages and cracking the bad guys' backs. 

Mangrove! Fuck yeah. I was having flashbacks to klock kaos but mangrove is much better  :lulz:

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: ITT we define god
« on: March 11, 2009, 02:50:14 pm »
... and the guy with the bone up his nose?

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: ITT we define god
« on: March 11, 2009, 02:46:49 pm »
"self begotten" does tend to lead to that chicken and egg-ish kinda paradox.

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Or Kill Me / Re: The Truth About The "Octomom"
« on: March 10, 2009, 05:38:33 pm »
How about printing teeshirts for the kids?

Something along the lines of "State sponsored future retard"

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Or Kill Me / Re: Plus, I Got Religion
« on: March 10, 2009, 03:54:38 pm »
Fuck Bulgokov. He has a stupid name.

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Or Kill Me / Re: Plus, I Got Religion
« on: March 10, 2009, 03:35:02 pm »
Good point. So, basically, we have proven categorically that god doesn't exist and that the devil lives in easterhouse. QED   

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Or Kill Me / Re: Plus, I Got Religion
« on: March 10, 2009, 03:16:11 pm »

1. I don't get it, why MUST you force other people to follow your logic? Who cares if they aren't "logical"? It's not hurting you.


Well, because he's so much smarter than them, obviously.  Because he doesn't ever believe in anything that defies logic.   :lulz:

TGRR,
Is willing to be the spag even believes that the US "government" exists.

Tempest, I would suggest people who believe burning other people alive for not thinking like them could be pretty dangerous.  Some logical thought from people like that would be nice.

Roger has already beat me to my caveat in making the above statement, however.  Many "logical" "freethinkers" seem only able to apply their logical freethinking to a single topic, namely how wrong all the religioustards are.  Which is essentially like pointing out that water is wet.  Both obvious and easy.  Now, if they applied some critical thinking as to the workings of the economy, or international politics, or the function of the media, or indeed virtually anything else...then I might take the complaint about "zomg irrational people being irrational!" more seriously.  But of course, those topics are hard, and may not be as socially acceptable as atheism (I know this is highly dependent on location, but in the UK for example, atheism barely even raises and eyebrow in most places).

Everyone is irrational about something.  The best you can hope for is education and structuring things so their irrationality does not get too out of hand.

Or, failing that, mockery.

That's because the uk is pretty much proof positive that god doesn't exist. No benevolent deity could possibly abide the existence of this fucking place.  :lulz:

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Or Kill Me / Re: Plus, I Got Religion
« on: March 10, 2009, 01:30:33 pm »
It's complicated, like the reason vaginas become engorged.

new news item -

Discordianism - the real reason vaginas become engorged.

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Or Kill Me / Re: Plus, I Got Religion
« on: March 10, 2009, 12:53:56 pm »
Thanks Jim.

 
Specialist boards are better for specialist interests anyroad. I don't talk much about gran turismo games here, got I got gt planet for that shit. This board is harder to nail down but there is a sorta implicit list of shit that doesn't belong here. You want to test the waters? Fine, post about it and see if it gets you flamed  :lulz:

Pent, not to put too fine a point on it, but this is a special interest board for a religion.  :lulz:

It is?  I thought it was a special interest board designed to strip out assumptive certainties and absolutes from any given belief system.


Shit.  Now what do I do?

Pray. To Eris. For forgiveness and shit.

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Or Kill Me / Re: Plus, I Got Religion
« on: March 10, 2009, 11:47:40 am »
Thanks Jim.

 
Specialist boards are better for specialist interests anyroad. I don't talk much about gran turismo games here, got I got gt planet for that shit. This board is harder to nail down but there is a sorta implicit list of shit that doesn't belong here. You want to test the waters? Fine, post about it and see if it gets you flamed  :lulz:

Pent, not to put too fine a point on it, but this is a special interest board for a religion.  :lulz:

Heh, my bad. I keep forgetting that discordianism is meant to be a religion. I never ever think of it in those terms. 

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Be thankful it wasn't slashfic.  You know some sick fuck would.

Refresh my memory here - fanfic is just ordinary stories and slashfic is ordinary stories with much more emphasis on pulsating genitals?

Terminology confuses me

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