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Messages - hunter s.durden

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I said Merry Christmas.

To WHOM?

To some random guy at a grocery store whom said it to me.
I knee jerked.
I know it's just what people do, but... still...
so much dirty memory.

Your penance is to BE merry.  Too merry.  So merry people move to the other side of the bus.  Until Christmas.

Aye, sir. Smile engaged.
The ICC may want a word with you.

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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / Re: Define "metal".
« on: December 21, 2012, 05:48:03 am »
4 fucking pages and this thread hasn't turned into a flame war about how horrible everyone's taste in music is?
Fuck!
I Will pick 5 random songs on my music player, those will be metal, we will argue:
1. Debaser - Pixies
2. Die, Die My Darling - Misfits
3. The Badge - Pantera (Poison Idea)
4. The Matlock theme
5. Spit Your Game - Notorious B.I.G

Damn. Metal as fuck. There's your answers.

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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / Re: Bitter Cynic's Test
« on: December 21, 2012, 05:32:30 am »
1. An Illusion
2. The method of inquiry by which we discover existence has no inherent meaning
3. Pass
4.You really want this religion thing answered, huh?
5.The source of Earth's comedy
6. water
7. suffering
8. Everyone. Mostly Cain, though.
9.I can't do this.
No right answers.
I'm too cynical to be bitter.
I think I now want to draw a picture of me and Diogenes jacking off onto Korans wrapped in American flags.

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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / Re: Free Will?
« on: December 21, 2012, 05:11:23 am »
Motherfucking HSD!


...Motherfucking haikus.  :argh!:

Sorry, I was hammered as shit and could only express myself in haiku.
Sometimes I figure if I can't get a point off in 17 syllables I'm just rambling.

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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / Free Will?
« on: December 19, 2012, 05:26:39 am »
Cat nature wants string.
Wiggle, wobble, she paws it.
Are we different?

21
I said Merry Christmas.

To WHOM?

To some random guy at a grocery store whom said it to me.
I knee jerked.
I know it's just what people do, but... still...
so much dirty memory.

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I said Merry Christmas.

No amount of showers...

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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / Re: Election Night. Gimme My Fix.
« on: November 07, 2012, 04:18:10 am »
HSD update:
The first peak is hitting and I'm starting to believe Obama will win based on the board.

It's a shame because I keep watching this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI6CfKcMhjY&feature=relmfu
of Michael Bolton and wish I could do the Caribbean escape thing.

If I keep my college money it will kill my pirate plans I just made 10 minutes ago.

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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / Re: Election Night. Gimme My Fix.
« on: November 07, 2012, 03:18:29 am »
So far, as expected.

Such an optimist.
Meatloaf convinced me this will be Mittens' Kingdom

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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / Re: Election Night. Gimme My Fix.
« on: November 07, 2012, 02:47:22 am »
HSD Election coverage:
Unlike Roger, coffee won't do the trick. I need serious chemicals with more than 10 letters to get my magics flowing, namely because I am serious about my war on coherence.
And so, early in the night, the delusions of reference have begun:
Randall Terry is now living in a place called Romney, West Virginia, and he received over 100 hundred votes here in what I must now call "The Mordor of Appalachia"

For those of you unfamiliar with Randall Terry, here's a video of him being turned gay by wizard and fellow politician Vermin Supreme:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN9nxFLXrKU

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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / Re: PD Readership Poll, part I
« on: November 07, 2012, 02:34:07 am »
This is actually harder for me to decide than the ballot referendum in my city for whether or not in should be manditory to have two officers to a car.

After careful consideration, I think the choice is clear. Maybe it's just the new number on the front of my age, maybe it's the new life I've been living, but I think I'm now a FUCK OFF AND SHUT UP kind of guy.

Exciting times, dear friends.

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Your subject line perfectly embodies exactly how I viewed the Republican platform for this election.

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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / Re: Flouncebook
« on: November 07, 2012, 02:23:47 am »
Fuck.
Question: I flounced from FB about 8 months ago and informed no one. Was my ballot today legal, or did my blunder potentially cost Jill Stein the election?

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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / Re: Election Night. Gimme My Fix.
« on: November 07, 2012, 02:01:22 am »
O FUCK O FUCK O FUCK
DO NOT WANT MAGIC UNDERWEAR THEOCRACY KILL KILL KILL...

Relax.  It's too late to do anything, and too early to call.

It's going to be a tight race... which makes me despair for humanity.

Randall Terry was on the ballot in my state.
In case you needed more despair for the collection.

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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / Re: Election Night. Gimme My Fix.
« on: November 07, 2012, 01:59:53 am »
Voting machines in Ohio are already blowing up.
Also, Fox says TEH BLACK PANTHERS ARE GUARDING POLLS IN PHILLY.
And, of course, AZ and TX have their cops out and about looking for UN election monitors to beat up.

HAHAHA, I just learned about the election monitor thing last night.
FUCK YEAH, WILD WEST MOTHERFUCKERS!
W

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