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Messages - hunter s.durden

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"Language is based on shared experience, and so cannot be used to explain an individually unique experience."

All of my THIS

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: The Carnival
« on: October 17, 2012, 01:00:00 am »
First, seriously, who the fuck is Sita?
Do I not remember this person because they weren't enough of an asshole?

Second, why the fuck did Sita question posting this?

Bravissimo

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Thanks for "Kill a Queer for Christ" stickers.

Really?
Why does surprise still exist in my emotional programming?

You really covered most of America's greatest hits here.
 :horrormirth:

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Too Harsh?
« on: October 17, 2012, 12:50:41 am »
I don't like where any of this is going.

PD ruint.
Again.

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DA RULEZ:  To be considered for a bio, you have to have been a member since 2006/2007 under your current account, and you have to have posted within the last 90 days.

Wait, then I should know everyone you're posting about.
Who is Sita?

Well, you might, if you hadn't fucked off for 20 years.

Sita is a member of PD, and has been since 2007.

Well this one somehow escaped my notice.
I remember everyone else (basically).

And for the record I do the disappear thing in real life, too. It's part of my charm/ annoying nature.
Right now people IRL are wondering where the fuck I went. PD is the other side of the coin.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: HATE RANT
« on: October 17, 2012, 12:41:44 am »
And nobody has ever bitten anyone's head off here for an honest attempt to post content.

What?
Where the fuck am I?

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DA RULEZ:  To be considered for a bio, you have to have been a member since 2006/2007 under your current account, and you have to have posted within the last 90 days.

Wait, then I should know everyone you're posting about.
Who is Sita?

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Or Kill Me / Re: Dok's New-Style Discordianism Without Godless Hippies
« on: October 17, 2012, 12:28:50 am »
Good bump.

No comments, everything I could say about this has been adequately covered here.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: p3ntacybin:
« on: October 14, 2012, 09:33:32 am »
What?!
You're fucking charging me?
You're such a fucked up, greedy cunt.

I don't even have the fucking Buick anymore, I'm a Honda man now.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / p3ntacybin:
« on: October 14, 2012, 09:18:26 am »
The other day I found that my mom had a travel guide for fucking Scotland!
However, she will not be taking me.

So, in order to complete my mission of punching you in the kayak, I need you to get back to your roots and commit a crime:
Kidnap my mom!

This way I can get all intense like in Taken and tell you about my skills. Then I'll come over, we'll have a few rounds (of PCP) and then you give her back.
I will PM her travel itinerary when I get it.

Sound good?

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Mongo died.
« on: October 13, 2012, 06:41:19 pm »

Is it bad that I have no idea who this person is?  :?


Yes, very bad.
Blazing Saddles is fucking great, you've been missing out.

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It's your god given right to say anything you want

God given?
Yet another of his many, many mistakes regarding my creation.

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The production crew deserves their own spinoff.

Nancy Grace makes me wish I was watching Sean Hannity.

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Tick
Tock

True story: This is written over the door to my room. That way when I leave I can remember that my time may be finite.

But I can't anyone where I go when I leave. It's just not something people understand.

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Quote from: Paul Ryan
We nicknamed her "bean"

I WTFed so hard I barfed up a little Chex.

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