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Apple Zone / Re: HATE RANT

« on: October 17, 2012, 12:41:44 am »

And nobody has ever bitten anyone's head off here for an honest attempt to post content.

What?
Where the fuck am I?

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Apple Zone / Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.

« on: October 17, 2012, 12:35:52 am »

DA RULEZ:  To be considered for a bio, you have to have been a member since 2006/2007 under your current account, and you have to have posted within the last 90 days.

Wait, then I should know everyone you're posting about.
Who is Sita?

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Or Kill Me / Re: Dok's New-Style Discordianism Without Godless Hippies

« on: October 17, 2012, 12:28:50 am »

Good bump.

No comments, everything I could say about this has been adequately covered here.

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Apple Zone / Re: p3ntacybin:

« on: October 14, 2012, 09:33:32 am »

What?!
You're fucking charging me?
You're such a fucked up, greedy cunt.

I don't even have the fucking Buick anymore, I'm a Honda man now.

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Apple Zone / p3ntacybin:

« on: October 14, 2012, 09:18:26 am »

The other day I found that my mom had a travel guide for fucking Scotland!
However, she will not be taking me.

So, in order to complete my mission of punching you in the kayak, I need you to get back to your roots and commit a crime:
Kidnap my mom!

This way I can get all intense like in Taken and tell you about my skills. Then I'll come over, we'll have a few rounds (of PCP) and then you give her back.
I will PM her travel itinerary when I get it.

Sound good?

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Apple Zone / Re: Mongo died.

« on: October 13, 2012, 06:41:19 pm »

Is it bad that I have no idea who this person is? 

Yes, very bad.
Blazing Saddles is fucking great, you've been missing out.

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Apple Zone / Re: Free speech - a double edged sword

« on: October 13, 2012, 06:35:53 pm »

It's your god given right to say anything you want

God given?
Yet another of his many, many mistakes regarding my creation.

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Apple Zone / Re: A blast from the past

« on: October 13, 2012, 06:25:56 pm »

The production crew deserves their own spinoff.

Nancy Grace makes me wish I was watching Sean Hannity.

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Apple Zone / Re: WHERE DO YOU GO? (not a rhetorical question)

« on: October 13, 2012, 06:21:18 pm »

Tick
Tock

True story: This is written over the door to my room. That way when I leave I can remember that my time may be finite.

But I can't anyone where I go when I leave. It's just not something people understand.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: HEY, THERE'S SOME OLD MAN BEATING UP SOME LITTLE KID ON MY TEEVEE!

« on: October 12, 2012, 02:19:56 am »

We nicknamed her "bean"

I WTFed so hard I barfed up a little Chex.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: Midterm Paper

« on: October 11, 2012, 05:52:52 pm »

Well, you're going to have to drop the obligatory delorian reference, as well as 88mph getting in there somehow.

I was going to! I thought it might be too much, but the teacher will probably just be happy I chilled out on the Rambo shit.

You're line is too damn good. Is is plagiarizer if I take it?

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Literate Chaotic / Re: Midterm Paper

« on: October 11, 2012, 05:44:19 pm »

I should also probably note that there is no time machine in this story. I'm just really in the mood to watch Back to the Future.
It's a metaphor.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: Midterm Paper

« on: October 11, 2012, 05:43:17 pm »

So far, you've pretty much got the reader hooked in.  You're gonna really have to drive your point home, because the rest of the paper has to live up to and support that opening paragraph.

Fuck. I was hoping the conspiracy twist could buy me a page or two while the reader tries to figure out what the fuck I'm talking about.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: Midterm Paper

« on: October 11, 2012, 05:39:08 pm »

Sherman Alexie usually gives you something weird enough to riff on, though.

No, I already picked: The Swimmer
That's the paper.
I think I'm gunna get real weird with it.

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Apple Zone / Re: Mongo died.

« on: October 11, 2012, 05:12:56 pm »

I hope everyone watched Blazing Saddles yesterday to honor his spirit.
He's punching angels' horses now.