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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: September 28, 2018, 03:43:02 pm »
What would give McConnell a stroke? 

That's my guiding principle from here on out.

Viagra.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: September 28, 2018, 02:18:03 pm »
I was just thinking...How many people that lived in the Matrix would be happy if they got rescued by the heroes?

I mean, they'd be trading in a half-decent 21st century existence for a post-nuclear frozen wasteland.

I bet most of them would be really pissed off.

Wasn't that like, a major plot point in the first movie?  Like Cypher decided he didn't care if it was an illusion, he wanted back in, so he sabotaged the mission so Neo can get captured by Smith.




How the fuck do I remember all of that?

The first movie was reasonable. The other two were terrible.

But yes, you are correct. Cypher wanted back in because "ignorance is bliss", the real world was more terrifying to him.

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Apple Talk / Re: ITT: Peedee helps Suu pick a nom de plume.
« on: September 28, 2018, 02:13:48 pm »
The recipe for success seems to be two initials and a two-syllable last name.

HP Lovecraft
JK Rowling
CJ Tudor
MJ Arlidge
CS Lewis
ee cummings

(You can make do with a single syllable last name, too, but they're rarer, as in AA Milne and HG Wells)


JS Moroni would make you either popular or hated in Utah.

This was actually on my brain, considering it was done so to be gender neutral in many accounts, because heaven's to murgatroyd wimminz write books.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: UNLIMITED 2018 Midterm Thread.
« on: September 28, 2018, 03:27:09 am »
I live in Florida, and I came back to the boards for this thread.

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Apple Talk / Re: ITT: Peedee helps Suu pick a nom de plume.
« on: September 28, 2018, 01:09:26 am »
If the internet has taught me anything it is that:

1) People with anime avatars on Twitter are inevitably Nazis, and
2) You need a proper Roman name for people to take you seriously.

With that in mind, I recommend Miles Gloriosus

Stand aside, I take large steps.

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Apple Talk / ITT: Peedee helps Suu pick a nom de plume.
« on: September 28, 2018, 12:44:08 am »
I've been told I should start writing again, because well, A: I should, an B: I have horrible ideas that need to get on paper, but I also don't want to throw my husband's career in the bucket.

I HAVE FAITH THAT YOU ALL WILL GUIDE ME TO CHOOSE THE RIGHT NAME.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: September 28, 2018, 12:14:28 am »
I was just thinking...How many people that lived in the Matrix would be happy if they got rescued by the heroes?

I mean, they'd be trading in a half-decent 21st century existence for a post-nuclear frozen wasteland.

I bet most of them would be really pissed off.

I can see this now: Roger gets pulled out of the Matrix, realizes that the whole Trump presidency has been faked by a giant computer, and starts clawing to be put back in, because he's literally having the time of his life.

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Apple Talk / Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« on: September 27, 2018, 10:33:50 pm »
I caught a fish, I caught a fish... Not really :lulz:


This is seriously some of the finest internet I've seen since 1 man 1 jar.

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Apple Talk / Re: This Isn't How Any of That Works.
« on: September 27, 2018, 10:07:26 pm »
Yeah, but have you checked out ACTUAL REALITY recently?

It's ridiculous.

Well yeah, that's why I had to come rushing back to PD slowly. The FutureTMis happening now and we're living the time of our lives.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: September 27, 2018, 09:53:05 pm »
On that note, I get to find out if I have fibromyalgia today.  :banana:

Nope. Apparently it might just be Lupus.  :sadbanana:

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: September 27, 2018, 05:54:10 pm »
On that note, I get to find out if I have fibromyalgia today.  :banana:

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: September 27, 2018, 04:50:14 pm »
I can't fucking handle the internet anymore, I need some reality.

What's up, spags?

We were just talking about how dirty the Middle Ages were.

Well, you have to understand, due to the Dark Ages all knowledge of effective hygiene were lost.

And I'm out.

 :notfunny:

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: September 27, 2018, 02:49:04 pm »
I can't fucking handle the internet anymore, I need some reality.

What's up, spags?

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: February 23, 2018, 01:28:48 am »
Clearly an ancient Rabbi was really a Buddhist monk because vaccines contain mercury and cause autism, it's just science sheeple.

Romans did make pilgrimages to Buddhist shrines if they were God-Fearers stationed in the east, but this is straight out of a work of fiction, and it's fucking hilarious that random WORLD GOD TRUTH TV DAILY websites are picking up on it.

It's like these people do God's work for us.

Not even surprised it was from a work of fiction.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: February 22, 2018, 11:36:26 pm »
Clearly an ancient Rabbi was really a Buddhist monk because vaccines contain mercury and cause autism, it's just science sheeple.

Romans did make pilgrimages to Buddhist shrines if they were God-Fearers stationed in the east, but this is straight out of a work of fiction, and it's fucking hilarious that random WORLD GOD TRUTH TV DAILY websites are picking up on it.

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