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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: IS THAT CAINAD?
« on: January 04, 2015, 03:31:26 pm »
:lulz:

I STAND BY MY DECISIONS.

This is the second time someone has found that out of the blue.

Whatever you did to get your crap hooked up to zefrank, keep it up!  They put out some quality material

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Perfect!

May their worldly grandparents chuckle and their up-tight aunt loose her shit in a way that's funny for everyone
(else)

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SPEAKING AS A TRANS-SNAIL, I FIND ALL OF THIS VERY OFFENSIVE.

CHECK YOUR VERTIBRATE PRIVILEGE.

NO.

NO.

You call it "privilege"

We call it "Not leaving spooge tracks in every room we walk through"

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: IS THAT CAINAD?
« on: December 30, 2014, 03:17:46 pm »
CAINAD!  EXPLAIN THIS SHIT  :lulz:

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The snails that can be described are not snails.

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Principia Discussion / Re: What degree are you?
« on: December 28, 2014, 02:20:59 pm »
Late to the party it seems.  I'm measured in radians.

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The one ray of light right now is that the Paesior story might be made into a graphic novel.

...

...more Miguels?

There are always more Miguels.  Even if they need to be put in a dark place and screamed at for awhile.

I suspect the Paesiors have a rotating stock ready, but closing range enough to verify could lead to trouble

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Spagbook
« on: December 13, 2014, 12:17:06 am »


Entry for "most appropriate drunkulator device" logged

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Most Wanted, #5 of ?
« on: December 12, 2014, 11:22:40 pm »
Waffles was once kicked off Folsom street for "Ruining the tone".  Needless to say none of the "normal" crowd were capable to repel beard of that magnitutde

Repel?

Or... rappel?

A base jumper tried to scale his hair once.  One day the lipids will be cooked from him.  Having no further hair gel to give, Waffles will finally allow him to die.  One day....

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Leaving Providence
« on: December 12, 2014, 11:19:32 pm »
I'm a bit north of Providence now.  Technically still RI, but I can jizz on Mass if I put my mind to it. 

None of you are safe.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Leaving Providence
« on: December 12, 2014, 02:56:49 am »
Some things people need to learn.  Like not pulling a gun.  Not pulling a FAKE gun.  Not pulling and fully presenting a fake gun at close range. 

It made sense that Providence would take a farewell swipe at me.  I had been packing out the Monastery and was carrying out an armload of arms, including my favorite round shield, when the downstair neighbor rolled into the stairwell with a black Colt in hand.   

Let's call him Pacino.  Early 20's, eager to prove, and a bit high strung. ...but I repeat myself (Hell we've all been there.))

Academic Richter-brain noted the orange safety tip, but Pragmatic Richter brain insisted on moving the firearm away from me regardless.  Contact confirmed the thing was plastic.  The shield had Pacino's plastic pointed at not me, and I was in his space in quick order.  It doesn no good for a Holy Man (tm) to recklessly kill.  I'm a little more flexible on the subject of kneecaps, which Pacino and I discussed. 

This parting drama was laughed about as I had a farewell beer or 5 with Pacino, Emperor Norton, and the other ususal suspects later that night.

A strangely affable parting shot from the city.  I don't miss the late night brawls outside my window, the rabid Columbus days, or stepping over heroin needles to get to the Jeep.  There's always a quality to the place that will stick with me.  Africa never let go of Alan Quartermain - neither will Providence ever entirely give up me.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Most Wanted, #6 of ?
« on: December 11, 2014, 11:57:21 pm »
Scrapped the Monastery and headed (slightly) north to set up the Richterran Fleetyard.  Like back in the Lonely Seaside Asshole Cabal days, I now have room to do things that Providence would throw out. 

I'm finally getting the harpoon for hunting Arizonian cetaceans forged up.

There was a spell as a gibbering recluse, and another spell behaving in ways that made perfect sense to berserkers and combat vets.

That said, I have always been here.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Most Wanted, #6 of ?
« on: December 11, 2014, 12:44:30 am »
LMNO knows the only good bars in the city.  They straighten their shit up at the very emtnion of his name, and regress as he leaves.  Like some sort of Khan of the old ways, he is the sole survivor of REAL PUNK ROCK.  He keeps these ways as history, for the new generation would not take it well, but neither is he reticent to use it on they who step

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Most Wanted, #5 of ?
« on: December 11, 2014, 12:41:16 am »
Waffles was once kicked off Folsom street for "Ruining the tone".  Needless to say none of the "normal" crowd were capable to repel beard of that magnitutde

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