These young lads stand their stoically, even as the unclean inhabitants of the deep knaw off their digits and go off to thank mother hydra for the human mcnuggets.
LMNO on the other hand, is specifically asked NOT to do anything should he find such holes. There are references to him plugging one such leak with a nontraditional member, and traumatizing the deep ones. There was also the time that he chose to bung up the hole with the trousers, and strut away like a hero.
He waxed his balls for that.