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Discordian Recipes / Re: Pancake of Waffles?
« on: March 13, 2008, 03:27:16 am »
Chocolate chip pancakes reign supreme. SUPREME.

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Principia Discussion / Re: Why?
« on: March 12, 2008, 03:14:31 am »
Keep your cigs, not just anyone can touch me.

I don't think that most people WANT to touch porcine southern chicks with enormous saggly gazongas.

So it's a good thing you have that rule, to protect you from disappointment.

Nigel, you are so win.  :lulz:

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Bring and Brag / Re: Some things
« on: March 07, 2008, 05:58:35 am »
I dig these! Particularly the first and last ones, they are pretty sweet.

Agreed, but all of them are pretty awesome. Nice!

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Apple Zone / Re: Because you all asked for it...
« on: March 07, 2008, 01:24:46 am »
A month or so before, from May 07.

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Apple Zone / Re: Because you all asked for it...
« on: March 06, 2008, 08:36:44 pm »
I've actually finger-painted on people before, and it's a really satisfying experience. Human skin makes for a fabulous base to paint on because it is smooth. So I would actually get really excited about doing something like that.

And by "meme-bomb bukkake" I meant like MANY meme-bombs per boob. Perv. :p

You painted on me! And I got an A on that project, btw. DCup's brilliant fingerpaint artistry:



WRONG SIDE.

One day, LMNO. One day.

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Apple Zone / Re: Because you all asked for it...
« on: March 06, 2008, 08:26:14 pm »
I've actually finger-painted on people before, and it's a really satisfying experience. Human skin makes for a fabulous base to paint on because it is smooth. So I would actually get really excited about doing something like that.

And by "meme-bomb bukkake" I meant like MANY meme-bombs per boob. Perv. :p

You painted on me! And I got an A on that project, btw. DCup's brilliant fingerpaint artistry:

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Apple Zone / Re: Because you all asked for it...
« on: March 06, 2008, 02:55:51 pm »
ive been a 32b since i grew boobs in like... 12th grade.   (cept preggo and lactate)

it sucks. hardly anyone carries that size and it's impossible to fill out a dress
stupid fashion industry. size 2 bitches don't have d cups.... in nature.
ive been wanting fake ones just so i can shop easier.

sure i could sew more and make my own shit, but im incredibly lazy

As a 38C-bordering-on-D, over-filling out a dress sucks just as much. I love my boobs, but I don't love constantly looking like a slut whenever I want to wear a low cut shirt/dress. I suspect DCup will yell at me for complaining about mine now. ;D

LMNO
-helped her dress at the 2003 Manray B&D Ball.

Srsly.. that is awesome.

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Apple Zone / Re: Because you all asked for it...
« on: March 06, 2008, 03:02:54 am »
I hate my boobs. It's bad enough they go out to the side more instead of being all perky in the front.  :|

I actually like that look.

There's a man woman for every boob.
Fixed.

Mine do that too, Suu, but like Hoopla, I like the look. Anyway, however they look, natural boobies are beautiful and great. :D

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Literate Chaotic / Re: The Haiku Game
« on: February 26, 2008, 11:28:59 pm »
Now: Nintendo Wiis
installed in nursing homes to
exercise old folks

(srsly, look it up)

NT: 000 is a commie

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Bring and Brag / Re: OH NO FRED'S ARTY HW!
« on: February 24, 2008, 08:25:48 pm »
for fred!

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Apple Zone / Re: Because you all asked for it...
« on: February 22, 2008, 06:49:11 am »
see, discordia, only the men are mutants  :D

And don't you forget it!


Also, Jenne--pretty! ;D

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Discordian Recipes / Re: Pie or Cake?
« on: February 22, 2008, 06:47:09 am »
note: the word "mud" in the name is what happens to your butt after eating said pie

 :lulz:

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Apple Zone / Re: Because you all asked for it...
« on: February 22, 2008, 03:27:04 am »
SUU! I AM SO PRETTY! And full o' boobs.  :eek:

It's awesome. :D

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Apple Zone / Re: Tattoos
« on: February 21, 2008, 07:49:26 pm »
because a tattoo is required to be original?

Yes. I made damn sure that the woman symbol and f-holes exist NO WHERE ELSE in the world except for my body. Troof.

ok, to help you with your quest, if i ever encounter your f-hole somewhere, i'll be sure to plug it up then.

 :oops:

WHY DOES IT HAVE TO SOUND SO DIRTY AND WRONG?
or right?

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Apple Zone / Re: Tattoos
« on: February 21, 2008, 07:37:46 pm »
because a tattoo is required to be original?

Yes. I made damn sure that the woman symbol and f-holes exist NO WHERE ELSE in the world except for my body. Troof.

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