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Literate Chaotic / Re: The Haiku Game
« on: February 06, 2008, 04:46:42 am »
Not taught well in school
Fills internets, makes eyes bleed

NT: DIY piercings

Literate Chaotic / Re: The Haiku Game
« on: February 06, 2008, 03:54:36 am »
Mittens, sweaters, socks
Sorry Dad, failed out of school
Now knitting for cash

NT: Overused emoticons

Literate Chaotic / Re: The Haiku Game
« on: February 05, 2008, 10:00:04 pm »
Stay away, palm thief!
Don't take my shiny pots--go
Eat a fucking fig.

NT: Richter's avatar

GASM Command / Re: Raiding Godlikeproductions
« on: January 30, 2008, 06:12:39 am »
Yo, the trolling page looks great, Cain.

Agreed. Question--in Browsers > Firefox, should it be "multiple tabs" (currently "tags")?

Principia Discussion / Re: What is this exactly?
« on: January 29, 2008, 12:27:31 am »
It's also good at meetings.  You can do that pensive, beard stroke to make it look like you give a shit about what anyone has to say when really you are thinking "Hmm, I bet I could totally take that dude's eye out with this here pen."

The possibilities are endless! I'm just not sure I'm ready to be a bearded lady..

Principia Discussion / Re: What is this exactly?
« on: January 28, 2008, 09:02:14 pm »
I tend to think of it as a built-in scarf. 

Damn, now I want one.

Apple Talk / Re: Tattoos
« on: January 26, 2008, 12:38:18 pm »

Apple Talk / Re: Tattoos
« on: January 25, 2008, 05:05:39 pm »
I have f-holes on my back and the women symbol below my belly button. I wants moar, but can't afford them.

Or Kill Me / Re: Dear Sci-Fi Channel...
« on: January 25, 2008, 12:25:23 pm »
A small band of brave men struggle against enormous odds, battling a superior force, and though ultimately they are defeated their sacrifice becomes a source of inspiration and hope that rings out like a clarion call through the pages of history. But enough about the Mighty Ducks. 300, in contrast, is about a gang of shirtless and immoral baby-killing idiots who hack up a larger group of idiots on some cliff in Greece a couple of thousand years ago. To a soundtrack of ersatz Nine Inch Nails.

Starring Gerard Butler as a shrieking inarticulate Scotsman (so in other words "a Scotsman"), 300 delivers on its promise to be the bloodiest movie since Carrie 2: Carrie vs. Saw. (Though it should be noted that in lieu of blood, 300 utilized digital globs of diluted road tar.)

To make it a fair fight, Mike enlisted the help of battle veterans Bill Corbett and Kevin Murphy. 3 against the 300! This…is…RIFFTRAX!

Egad. I must watch this.

Anon Evil, they have Harry Potter, too! We gotta get together and do this thang sometime. :lol:

Yes plz! :D

Literate Chaotic / Re: word disassocation
« on: January 23, 2008, 05:26:30 am »

« on: January 23, 2008, 04:07:50 am »
I thought about not ref...but I want to give Drew and Nat their due, yknow?  They make their living off of it, and the advert is so random (I mean, srsly, who's "marriedtothesea"?)...but then I've been wearing their t-shirts around town and getting "what's that?" and "explain that!" from all these moms at the schools.

There's this one:  You have cholera.  With this little blue pill thingie:

that is on this orange background that I wear...drives people nuts.

They also like my "Exercising Blows" t-shirt from toothpastefordinner.

I wore my "Meaning" toothpastefordinner shirt today.
"What's the meaning of this?!" "Oh, it's a pronoun"

Bring and Brag / Re: Some leaves I made
« on: January 15, 2008, 08:30:15 pm »
I know LMNO and Suu, AND I know TOG--I sent him a bizarre piece of interoffice mail the other day. :lol:

Well you DEFINITELY don't know my full name. Or where I live. Or anything else about me at all. So there!

Bring and Brag / Re: Some leaves I made
« on: January 15, 2008, 04:20:47 pm »
Me too!

Apple Talk / Re: WE ARE YOUNG
« on: January 14, 2008, 11:54:03 pm »
ECH, if you can fit a Camry in your ass and successfully pull it out again, plz feel free to consider it an ass-bead.

Bring and Brag / Re: Some leaves I made
« on: January 14, 2008, 11:15:56 pm »
I like the spots in the second one.  :D Pretty!

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