Fills internets, makes eyes bleed
PLZ NO MOAR IT HURTS.
NT: DIY piercings
Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...
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Yo, the trolling page looks great, Cain.
It's also good at meetings. You can do that pensive, beard stroke to make it look like you give a shit about what anyone has to say when really you are thinking "Hmm, I bet I could totally take that dude's eye out with this here pen."
I tend to think of it as a built-in scarf.
QuoteA small band of brave men struggle against enormous odds, battling a superior force, and though ultimately they are defeated their sacrifice becomes a source of inspiration and hope that rings out like a clarion call through the pages of history. But enough about the Mighty Ducks. 300, in contrast, is about a gang of shirtless and immoral baby-killing idiots who hack up a larger group of idiots on some cliff in Greece a couple of thousand years ago. To a soundtrack of ersatz Nine Inch Nails.
Starring Gerard Butler as a shrieking inarticulate Scotsman (so in other words "a Scotsman"), 300 delivers on its promise to be the bloodiest movie since Carrie 2: Carrie vs. Saw. (Though it should be noted that in lieu of blood, 300 utilized digital globs of diluted road tar.)
To make it a fair fight, Mike enlisted the help of battle veterans Bill Corbett and Kevin Murphy. 3 against the 300! This…is…RIFFTRAX!
Egad. I must watch this.
Anon Evil, they have Harry Potter, too! We gotta get together and do this thang sometime.
I thought about not ref...but I want to give Drew and Nat their due, yknow? They make their living off of it, and the advert is so random (I mean, srsly, who's "marriedtothesea"?)...but then I've been wearing their t-shirts around town and getting "what's that?" and "explain that!" from all these moms at the schools.
There's this one: You have cholera. With this little blue pill thingie:
that is on this orange background that I wear...drives people nuts.
They also like my "Exercising Blows" t-shirt from toothpastefordinner.
I know LMNO and Suu, AND I know TOG--I sent him a bizarre piece of interoffice mail the other day.