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Bring and Brag / Re: Some leaves I made
« on: January 15, 2008, 04:20:47 pm »
Me too!
News:
TESTEMONAIL: Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.
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Apple Zone / Re: WE ARE YOUNG
« on: January 14, 2008, 11:54:03 pm »
ECH, if you can fit a Camry in your ass and successfully pull it out again, plz feel free to consider it an ass-bead.
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Bring and Brag / Re: Some leaves I made
« on: January 14, 2008, 11:15:56 pm »
I like the spots in the second one. 
Pretty!
Pretty!
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Apple Zone / Re: WE ARE YOUNG
« on: January 14, 2008, 04:03:42 am »
It's THE Cone! ( http://store.babeland.com/vibrators/the-cone )
Reviews include: "Ive been eyeing the Cone ever since it came in. it appeals to my modernist side, reminding me of I.M. Pei's glass sculpture at the Louvre" and "it's really, really really fun to sit on!"
Reviews include: "Ive been eyeing the Cone ever since it came in. it appeals to my modernist side, reminding me of I.M. Pei's glass sculpture at the Louvre" and "it's really, really really fun to sit on!"
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Or Kill Me / Re: Save me! Save me!
« on: January 11, 2008, 07:40:40 am »I am trying to make a big long funny thread with lots of one liner memes.
WHAT A GOOD IDEA!
While yer at it, check out http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=11054.0, where you will find that it already exists.
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Literate Chaotic / Re: Favorite Song Lyrics/Poetry
« on: January 10, 2008, 10:13:31 am »
part of My Mother's Nipples by Robert Haas
"He wanted to get out of his head," she said,
"so I told him to write about his mother's nipples."
•
The cosmopolitan's song on this subject:
Alors! les nipples de ma mère!
The romantic's song
What could be more fair
than les nipples de ma mère?
The utopian's song
I will freely share
les nipples de ma mère.
The philosopher's song
Here was always there
with les nipples de ma mère
The capitalist's song
Fifty cents a share
The saint's song
Lift your eyes in prayer
The misanthrope's song
I can scarcely bear
The melancholic's song
They were never there,
les nipples de ma mère.
They are not anywhere.
The indigenist's song
And so the boy they called Loves His Mother's Tits
Went into the mountains and fasted for three days.
On the fourth he saw a red-tailed hawk with broken wings,
On the fifth a gored doe in a ravine, entrails
Spilled onto the rocks, eye looking up at him
From the twisted neck. All the sixth day he was dizzy
And his stomach hurt. On the seventh he made three deep cuts
In the meat of his palm. He entered the pain at noon
And an eagle came to him crying three times like the mewling
A doe makes planting her hooves in the soft duff for mating
And he went home and they called him Eagle Three Times after that.
The regionalist's song
Los Pechos.
Rolling oak woodland between Sierra pines
and simmering valey.
•
"He wanted to get out of his head," she said,
"so I told him to write about his mother's nipples."
•
The cosmopolitan's song on this subject:
Alors! les nipples de ma mère!
The romantic's song
What could be more fair
than les nipples de ma mère?
The utopian's song
I will freely share
les nipples de ma mère.
The philosopher's song
Here was always there
with les nipples de ma mère
The capitalist's song
Fifty cents a share
The saint's song
Lift your eyes in prayer
The misanthrope's song
I can scarcely bear
The melancholic's song
They were never there,
les nipples de ma mère.
They are not anywhere.
The indigenist's song
And so the boy they called Loves His Mother's Tits
Went into the mountains and fasted for three days.
On the fourth he saw a red-tailed hawk with broken wings,
On the fifth a gored doe in a ravine, entrails
Spilled onto the rocks, eye looking up at him
From the twisted neck. All the sixth day he was dizzy
And his stomach hurt. On the seventh he made three deep cuts
In the meat of his palm. He entered the pain at noon
And an eagle came to him crying three times like the mewling
A doe makes planting her hooves in the soft duff for mating
And he went home and they called him Eagle Three Times after that.
The regionalist's song
Los Pechos.
Rolling oak woodland between Sierra pines
and simmering valey.
•
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Principia Discussion / Re: Which of these (or some other tome you want to mention) blew you away the mo
« on: January 10, 2008, 03:27:39 am »Orson Scott Card (Ender's Game) got me started, ironically.
The trilogy or the first one? I just can't help but think the first one was just plain old great sci-fi.
The first one is definitely plain old great sci-fi. The whole series got me thinking, but EG is what really stuck with me.
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Principia Discussion / Re: 1958/9 - 2008/9
« on: January 09, 2008, 10:38:34 pm »In my five-year of New England residency, I have yet to play candlepin/duckpin. However, it sounds like bocce ball to me.
21 years of NE residency and I still haven't played candlepin. Agreed: sounds like bocce.