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Apple Talk / Re: Saturday Night™, a Definition for a Fundamentally Sick Society

« on: March 02, 2014, 03:06:59 pm »

I probably spend way too much to get my Saturday Nights, but they've basically been outlawed or run out of business on Long Island, so I take them where I can get them (which is by driving/ferrying off the world's most gentrified sandbar).

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Apple Talk / Re: OPEN BAR: it rubs the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again

« on: February 25, 2014, 01:30:05 am »

This weekend Cainad and I sharpened a LARP, farted on nobility, delivered "ministry", and swore at them over forgetting the faces of their fathers and their basic geometry.

Was anyone left alive?

All of them. Which is far, far worse when you think about it.

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Apple Talk / Re: A Day With EoC

« on: February 21, 2014, 06:38:25 pm »

 

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Apple Talk / Re: How These Sorts of Things Start

« on: February 21, 2014, 06:17:19 pm »

Woah what

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: CEO follows Ayn Rand's advice, mysteriously fails as businessman

« on: February 18, 2014, 04:08:42 pm »

Hey hey hey now, hold on a minute.

There are much worse books to base your business model on than "Watership Down".

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Minimum wage stuff: this could get interesting pretty soon

« on: February 14, 2014, 02:10:32 am »

I am very into the idea of giving minimum wage a big fat boost.

I am, through the rather extraordinarily fortunate circumstances that make up my life, employed for a little more than double the current federal minimum wage. This affords me some fairly comfortable living, hobbies, and the ability to put money into savings.

But I'm a single guy, in good health, living fairly close to a family support network. The idea of supporting a family, even just one child, on what I make, let a lone half of what I make, is ridiculous. I can tell just from the daily experience of me earning my paycheck that there's no amount of "hard work" that could possibly elevate someone out of poverty on that kind of money, in this economy. The goddamn math doesn't fucking add up, no matter how hard you stick your thumbs in your suspenders or how loudly you squawk about work "ethic."

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Occupy

« on: February 13, 2014, 03:54:50 am »

Holy shit. I was pretty sure that the history books had pretty much closed on Occupy. Turns out there's a whole lot of still to be had.

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Apple Talk / The only music you'll ever need from now on...

« on: February 11, 2014, 12:15:06 am »

...because you'll have gone deaf after this FUCKING MASTERPIECE:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpJ6anurfuw




(it's an orchestra played entirely by people who are using instruments they don't know how to use)

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Apple Talk / Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII

« on: February 11, 2014, 12:04:52 am »

I feel like both of these also work really well

http://gifsound.com/?gif=d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/av0E3pO_460sa.gif&v=ZnHmskwqCCQ

http://gifsound.com/?gif=d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/av0E3pO_460sa.gif&v=1SwlqFc8RHA

I fucking poomped at the second one. Solid gold.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Googleprop

« on: February 09, 2014, 03:25:54 am »

Is it still a conspiracy when a plurality of the civilized world is on board and actively participating?

Are you being serious here? In reality of course it's a tiny minority that give a flying fuck about Russia's policy toward homosexuals. Entire continents and civilizations have absolutely no sympathy for what radprogs are trying to do there (Africa, the Middle East, much of Asia, etc.). It's really only small cliques within the West and their fellow travellers that push this shit around the world. Do yourself a favor and travel the world, experience non-Western cultures, do some simple math and get a rudimentary grasp of how the vast majority of people outside the Western Progressive bubble actually think.

no

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Googleprop

« on: February 09, 2014, 12:33:57 am »

Like, the ENTIRE WORLD is 100% aware that everyone is giving Russia shit over the homosexuality issue. It's on the news. People think it's awesome and are having a grand old time giving Russia the middle finger.

Is it still a conspiracy when a plurality of the civilized world is on board and actively participating?

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Discordian Recipes / Re: Molecular gastronomy at home: FIZZY GRAPES!

« on: February 08, 2014, 08:51:48 pm »

I approve of putting Mad Science into the kitchen. This sounds awesome.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Googleprop

« on: February 08, 2014, 08:49:00 pm »

Like, this is basic stuff. I spend most of my free time oppressing the right of the people to stand up for Traditional Values.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Googleprop

« on: February 08, 2014, 08:46:10 pm »

I don't understand. Why are you quoting our own playbook at us?

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Apple Talk / Re: SANCTIMONIOUS PORTLAND ACTIVIST TELLS NATIVE AMERICAN TO NOT SELF-REFERENCE

« on: February 07, 2014, 03:24:21 pm »

  Glorious!