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Apple Zone / Re: So my uncle informs me

« on: Yesterday at 04:58:52 am »

You know, we have a bunch of people out of work.

And an infrastructure in dire need of repair.

If only you could find a common solution...

...Naw, the free market will take care of it.

"Capitalism is the only way any of this shit ever gets done right! Government can't get anything done!"

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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!

« on: May 23, 2013, 10:33:16 pm »

Hot shit, I finally got a couch! only a month after I moved into this place!

Now I just need to get some internets so I don't have to keep pirating the wifi signal from the next building over that I only get if I sit at the south end of the breakfast bar. And a wall mount for the TV. Then I will have the ability to watch Netflix FROM MY COUCH, and all will be well with the world on days where the weather doesn't motivate me to go outside.

Thought you amerispags called them "sofas"? Don't tell me you guys have finally started learning english. Next you'll be telling me you've worked out that your pants should go underneath your shorts 

It's "couch" in my part of Amurrica.

Really though, it should be "coch," because we need to get rid of all those pointless "ou"s that yo put in yor words. Even when they make sense.

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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!

« on: May 23, 2013, 08:21:38 pm »

Emote-worthy?

I'm in favor.

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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!

« on: May 23, 2013, 04:12:45 am »

I took my last exam earlier today. I wear the silly hat on Friday.


what the fuck is going on

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Apple Zone / Re: Dear PD...

« on: May 22, 2013, 03:38:38 am »

ta-da! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ohJVE_e070 <-- not safe for humanity. Nothing graphic, just insane.

How does Cram get people to DO shit like that? 

"College"

SUNY Purchase is a den of lunatics, from what I gather.

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Apple Zone / Re: THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING.

« on: May 22, 2013, 03:31:23 am »

SCIENCE WINS AGAIN

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Apple Zone / Re: Dear PD...

« on: May 22, 2013, 03:05:07 am »

ta-da! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ohJVE_e070 <-- not safe for humanity. Nothing graphic, just insane.

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Apple Zone / Re: Dear PD...

« on: May 22, 2013, 02:52:22 am »

And..."BALLPIPE"? Is this something I want to know about? 

You know how the FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST is the worst, stupidest goddamn contest ever to exist?

It actually isn't. Ballpipe is a sort of primordial, even more horrifying contest of DUMB that has a lot less mass appeal.

Two dudes stand on either end of a long, thin aluminum pipe and place the ends of the pipes against their junk (jeans are standard ballpipe gear, of course). A round lasts until someone surrenders, and a draw is when the pipe bends far enough to touch the ground.

There are no winners.

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Apple Zone / Re: Thread tips for new members

« on: May 22, 2013, 02:25:05 am »

This whole thread smacks of gender.

Stick a fork in it, you patriarchal bastard.   

you spilled privilege on my intersectionality, you BASTARD!

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Apple Zone / Re: Thread tips for new members

« on: May 22, 2013, 01:35:34 am »

This whole thread smacks of gender.

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Apple Zone / Re: Dear PD...

« on: May 21, 2013, 09:55:32 pm »

I intend to marathon LOBB once graduation is done. For some reason I convinced myself that I needed to save it until I was in a different headspace than "oh god I have to get out." That was probably a dumb mistake on my part.

Well, it's up to 102 chapters, now.   

I got some coffee I need to use up before moving out.

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Apple Zone / Re: Dear PD...

« on: May 21, 2013, 09:35:01 pm »

I intend to marathon LOBB once graduation is done. For some reason I convinced myself that I needed to save it until I was in a different headspace than "oh god I have to get out." That was probably a dumb mistake on my part.

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Apple Zone / Re: Dear PD...

« on: May 21, 2013, 09:29:46 pm »

Ah, they're so CUTE before the hammer comes down!   

I've got no doubt that within a few short years I'll be howling to be let back in.

But it's hard to work up the adrenaline and give a shout like you really MEAN it unless you've ACTUALLY smashed your toe, know what I mean?

From where I am right now, trying to hide is more like fear than prudence. Can't make a rug until I'm actually turned into roadkill and all flattened out.


...I think that metaphor got away from me.

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Apple Zone / Re: Dear PD...

« on: May 21, 2013, 09:23:50 pm »

HAR HAR!  Now you have to come out HERE, into the REAL WORLD, with the rest of us.  Remember what happened to Cramulus?  Yeah.  You'll be smashed into a cubicle in DAYS, and there will be NO MORE BALLPIPE.

BALLPIPE WILL LIVE ON!

Somehow, despite its obvious reproduction-inhibiting effects, it will live on. The universe is just horrible enough to allow such perversity to sneak around the rules.


At least there's a slight chance that being crushed into a different kind of awful routine will rustle a different set of jimmies. My academic jimmies are all rustled-out. I came here with pance full of Hate during high school, and had some new shit to spew after starting college, but this lat year has been pure grey. All my friends have graduated, and Stony Brook is a notoriously un-college town.

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Apple Zone / Re: Viking Princess Diaries suggestion thread!

« on: May 21, 2013, 09:09:09 pm »

Viking postal service. How Viking Princesses send letters to their love interests and their enemies, etc.