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Apple Talk / Re: Terrible Remedies for QG's Unhappy Body

« on: Yesterday at 12:41:17 pm »

I guess I can be pleased with that sort of victory. My guts refused to participate in the contest and EVERYTHING came back up at 4 am the next morning. And that was the end of that.

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Apple Talk / Re: Terrible Remedies for QG's Unhappy Body

« on: December 07, 2013, 11:07:10 pm »

Oranges.  Lots and lots of oranges.  20 oranges a day, at least.

That is truly terrible.

It's ESPECIALLY terrible when some fucking spaglord from Buttown beats your record by ONE LOUSY ORANGE

god i vomited so much

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Apple Talk / Re: ATTN ANY EX-PDers WHO ARE ALSO BABIES.

« on: November 29, 2013, 07:29:28 pm »

I was wrong before I even formed any opinions! (But that's clearly Payne's fault.)

It's your fault that it's my fault, Schnozzgrobbler. 

I had no choice. After you excommunicated me for the seventh time, I had no other options.

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Apple Talk / Re: DO WE HAVE A THREAD ABOUT MILEY YET?

« on: November 29, 2013, 07:26:26 pm »

And part of that is biology again, ancient primitive territorial instinct kicks in if you think others are being selected for sex over you.

Yep.

For example, some people are horrified that I'm OK with my 17-year-old daughter having sex.

WTF am I supposed to do? Lock her up? Fuck no! She's 17, she's SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX. It's what young sexually mature people are designed to do. Me on the other hand? Haven't gotten laid since August, and I'm pretty much OK with that. My mind is occupied with other things, which is one of the rare perks of getting older.

No no no, you're supposed to be all weird and uncomfortable about it. You need to arbitrarily implement bizarre and draconian rules about the who/what/where/when of her social existence that will be completely ineffective at doing anything, except straining your relationship.

 

 

And then she can grow up with warped ideas about sex and relationships, and if she finally develops a comfortable mentality about her sexuality it won't be until she's in her 30s, if it happens at all. Then when she has kids of her own (especially daughters), she can reflexively impart all of that psychological malaise onto them once they're old enough to be having sex.

This is how we keep ourselves so well-adjusted as a nation.

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Apple Talk / Re: ATTN ANY EX-PDers WHO ARE ALSO BABIES.

« on: November 29, 2013, 07:18:01 pm »

I was wrong before I even formed any opinions! (But that's clearly Payne's fault.)

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Apple Talk / Re: DO WE HAVE A THREAD ABOUT MILEY YET?

« on: November 29, 2013, 06:09:07 pm »

And part of that is biology again, ancient primitive territorial instinct kicks in if you think others are being selected for sex over you.

Yep.

For example, some people are horrified that I'm OK with my 17-year-old daughter having sex.

WTF am I supposed to do? Lock her up? Fuck no! She's 17, she's SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX. It's what young sexually mature people are designed to do. Me on the other hand? Haven't gotten laid since August, and I'm pretty much OK with that. My mind is occupied with other things, which is one of the rare perks of getting older.

No no no, you're supposed to be all weird and uncomfortable about it. You need to arbitrarily implement bizarre and draconian rules about the who/what/where/when of her social existence that will be completely ineffective at doing anything, except straining your relationship.

 

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RPG Ghetto / Re: The Saga of Asobiden

« on: November 17, 2013, 11:59:59 pm »

I already forgot if I had a dwarf, and whether or not he died already.

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Apple Talk / Re: HAHAHAHA FACEBOOK TAKEN TO LOGICAL CONCLUSION

« on: November 17, 2013, 11:53:49 pm »

The university has a rhinoplasty nose job would be BUSINESS AS USUAL. ALSO, CAPS LOCK = bucket of my life in the same time it.

So, I assume, we're getting a Dark Ages.

At UCLA, they have to STITCH IT

I can say that

I can be criminally incompetent and unfixable. It's a picture with the trash can, so mnyeh!

Financial woes from early days without trial, not committed to the full of relationships. We're doomed.

  Last one's a little dark...

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Apple Talk / Re: Attn Cainad

« on: October 30, 2013, 11:44:12 pm »

You're back on LI?

Now you've got to deal with my father's ghost. And he's gonna want proof.


Sorry about that.


Not sorry



Dad?




Fuck.

  I cited a Wikipedia article, does that count?

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Apple Talk / Re: Attn Cainad

« on: October 30, 2013, 02:08:28 am »

I thought I gave you strict orders to maintain the Connecticut wormhole?! I just crossed the Thames River Bridge into Groton, TWICE. 100 miles of this suburb of New York is too much as it is, but the least you could do is make sure people can fucking LEAVE IT.

I'M BACK ON LONGUYLAND, SUCKER!

 

Yo wormhole is FUUUUUUCKED. Westchester had a major spill and that whole end got flooded. With what, we don't intend to find out.

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Apple Talk / Re: DEATHMATCH: Nigel vs Squiddy

« on: October 30, 2013, 02:01:58 am »

 

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: King Tut's Scarab Broach includes Glass from a Comet Strike

« on: October 13, 2013, 01:47:08 pm »

When will I learn never to read the comments?

yet another scientist grasping at straws for headlines in the hopes of making more grant money...

  Saw that one. I don't even know where to start, so I'm assuming it's a troll for the sake of my peace of mind.

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Apple Talk / Re: The First Church of the Wrath of Baby Jesus and Open Bar™

« on: October 13, 2013, 01:42:42 pm »

HIRLY0 DIVIDED BY HIMSELF

 

WE ARE APPROACHING TOTAL SEMANTIC APOCALYPSE

 

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Apple Talk / Re: The First Church of the Wrath of Baby Jesus and Open Bar™

« on: October 12, 2013, 11:34:47 pm »

THREADS ARE MERGING AND SPLITTING ACROSS TIME AND SPACE

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Apple Talk / Re: Things go boom

« on: October 12, 2013, 08:35:34 pm »