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Discordian Recipes / Re: Post Apocalyptic Cuisine
« on: October 12, 2008, 04:53:49 pm »
Is this an actual apocalypse where radiation kills everything, god rains meteors on us, or is it a zombie apocalypse? If it's a radiation or zombie apocalypse I hope you have a basement with 60 years of food in it.

Zmobies only live 60 years?

It's an unspecific kind of apocalypse, but let's say for now that it's an economic apocalypse cause by overpopulation, overconsumption, and widespread incompetency.

So, basically, the way things are IRL?

Or Kill Me / Re: Knock It Off
« on: October 12, 2008, 12:39:51 pm »
what school is this, anyway?

sees dollar signs

SUNY Stony Brook Southampton, on Long Island. If you can get down here, by all means, exploit these rich fucks into oblivion. Bonus points if you can get them busted for something that mommy and daddy can't have them bailed out for.

Or Kill Me / Re: Knock It Off
« on: October 12, 2008, 04:06:14 am »
How long have you been there? about a month right? It should start to mellow out in a few weeks I'd say, but as was pointed out this is what most dorms are like, so you'll probably just have to get used to it, or join in being one of the crazy drunks. But I do sympathise, our dorm was trashed by drunkards the yesterday, it is fucking annoying at times.

Thanks, but... no. This situation is intolerable, because there is literally nowhere and no way for me to get away from the all-night parties. There are less than 300 students at this school, and I have yet to find a peer group that doesn't get stupidly drunk whenever they possibly can. The opportunity to mooch off of the available substances does not make up for miserable nights. If it was only Friday and/or Saturday nights, that would be one thing. But enough of the hard partyers (a) have Fridays off and start their weekend on Thursday night, (b) have classes late enough in the afternoon that they can sleep off their hangovers, or (c) just don't give a shit, that I can't get to sleep several nights a week.

Also, the dormitory suite is absolutely squalid. People leave trash and food all over the place, even after being told by Teh Authorities to clean the fuck up.

Does this school require you to live in the dorms. I know some of them do if you are under a certain age and/or number of hours.

My apartment is cheaper than the cheapest dorms at my school.

$275/mo for 300 square feet all to myself.

That's what I'm looking for, but it being the Hamptons area... $800 was the cheapest I've found for a studio apartment.

Anyway, I know I've been cryassing a lot about my situation, on the boards and in IRC, and I'll try to reign it in, but this college well and truly sucks. It has attracted a degenerate crowd that I cannot get away from, and that never wants to do anything except drink and smoke. I don't enjoy their company all that much even when I join in, so I can't win. There's no fun to be had, and believe me, I've been trying very hard.
I should be able to report good news fairly soon, since my family and I have already resolved to do something about it.

Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Discordia as a Religion?
« on: October 11, 2008, 10:49:18 pm »
I think Discordianism needs to be a religion, one that's heavily commercialized and compatible with popular culture, and as attractive as possible to people who are looking for something to tell them what to do. That way, we could take in millions and millions of suckers and program them to do things that subvert society without them having to necessarily be in on the plan at all.

Integrity vs. Money and Cult Leadership...  :lulz:  I know what I want!

We will, however, be obliged to lead an Inquisition against the people who call us False and claim to be Real Discordians.

Or Kill Me / Re: Knock It Off
« on: October 11, 2008, 10:29:03 pm »
Basically I'm surrounded by rich Long Island kids who can afford to wake-n-bake every single day (and then get stoned at night), and the not-as-rich kids who mooch off of them. I know of exactly one other student who is suffering in the same way as I am; everyone else is having a grand old time. Also, this is a very new college so there aren't any mature older students to level the playing field. And I'm not kidding--not even a little bit--when I say that someone there is going to die this winter.

My options are as follows: either I get my car there and find a cheap place nearby to stay and commute from (an affordable place in the Hamptons area, HAR HAR!), or I GTFO, skip the semester, and start over again at Stony Brook.

Thanks to everyone for sympathy/advice; I've realized that I am in a toxic situation and need to get out somehow. At the moment I'm back in Connecticut for the weekend, recovering.

Principia Discussion / Re: Discordia and Christianity
« on: October 11, 2008, 09:57:14 pm »

Or Kill Me / Re: Knock It Off
« on: October 10, 2008, 03:00:14 pm »
Did you ever ask for a dorm re-assignment?

Wednesday night was EVERYWHERE. Nowhere is safe.

Or Kill Me / Re: Knock It Off
« on: October 10, 2008, 01:26:48 am »
And besides, I'm the one who complains about sleep loss the most. They'd know it was me.

The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: WOMP-ertainment
« on: October 09, 2008, 11:31:14 pm »
How could people hate the planet?

I  hate people, too.   :sad:

Which is why your punishment is to rule over humanity for all time. Like a Greek myth or some shit.

Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: The Vocabulary of Your Audience
« on: October 09, 2008, 11:28:03 pm »
That movie hurt my head.

Principia Discussion / Re: Discordia and Christianity
« on: October 09, 2008, 11:21:54 pm »

Or Kill Me / Knock It Off
« on: October 09, 2008, 11:15:20 pm »
Find something else to do. You degenerate little fuckshits are a disgrace to our already pathetic generation. Seriously, there are woods nearby to go do this shit in. Why are you baking your brains out in the goddamn room where people have called the cops on you twice already? Do you not realize that they put us on "The List" after the first time you got in trouble?

Apologizing in advance doesn't get me back those lost hours of sleep, nor does it safeguard your dignity. You may receive the blessing of blackouts, but I see you all with sober eyes. I see your stupidity with eyes clearer than the vodka you pump down your stomachs every third night. I remember the shit that goes down.

I fell asleep with the words "Beer pong" and "Captain Morgan" in my ears. I awoke a few hours later to the sounds of our already ridiculously fractious social network breaking asunder. A thunderstorm of drunken rants, freakouts, and hurt feelings swept through here last night, the likes of which I have never seen. Granted, I am inexperienced in these matters, but if this is what it's like when you don't have class the next day during nice weather, what will winter be like?

No, seriously, what will it be like? When there's nothing to do, you will turn to the bottle, the blunt, and the bong. We'll all be stir-crazy, sick of each other, and restless. If this madness can happen when the weather's still nice, I shudder to think what will happen in the coming months.

But I shudder with laughter. Mad, unrestrained laughter. Behold the one true Divine Comedy; the self-destruction of Tomorrow's Leaders! The setup will go on and on, and my guts shall bleed with the chuckles as I anticipate the grotesque punchline.

Then someone will die. Though I've felt like killing some of you in the delerious haze of sleeplessness, it will not be me who puts an end to that poor soul's life. It seems like half of you have drunk yourselves nearly to alcohol poisoning; I have no reason to believe that you will stop or begin to regulate yourselves. Someone will die.

And no one will laugh. In retrospect, I will think, it wasn't a very funny joke at all.

Oh well.

Principia Discussion / Re: Discordia and Christianity
« on: October 09, 2008, 09:22:12 pm »

If you try reading it as if only one person is talking, it's like looking into the mind of a schizophrenic.


The Discordian Hivemind speaks!

« on: October 08, 2008, 10:38:17 pm »

If you want copies of mine without the University of Dayton approval stamps on them, I can provide that.

I'd like that. Being at a college which is decidedly NOT the Uni of Dayton makes it awkward.

Principia Discussion / Re: Discordia and Christianity
« on: October 08, 2008, 10:33:04 pm »
Mittens for LMNO! Somehow all compiled together like that, our answers seem brilliantly cohesive.

Yeah, it's something I wouldn't mind seeing in a Discordian publication.

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