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Discordian Recipes / Re: The Celtic Cheese Incident
« on: January 12, 2009, 05:18:54 pm »
No, it'll just get you glassed by Rangers fans if you accidentally walk into the wrong pub with it.
Or be taken over by a roman cheese and be subdued by the roman cheeses superiour military strength, tactics and weapons.

Or it will become a catchphrase and widely misused symbol for some fad/religious movement that roughly bases itself on pretty much anything it perceives to be outside of Christian tradition.

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Did NASA learn nothing from Challenger?
« on: January 11, 2009, 10:18:03 pm »
robobots

I kind of like the meta-reference created by robobots

not just robots, ROBOTIC robots.

Or maybe he was referring to the device invented in Soviet Russia: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Future_%E2%98%ADf_tomorrow%2C_today!
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====Robobots====

Is working for glory of mother Russia leaving you too little time for cooking of home? Are coffee cold by time you sit down to be drinking cup of? Is feet of your family sore from standing in line at State-owned L'il Lenin's Place of Grocery?

Fret not, comrade. Soon all citizens of city apartment dwelling with be having a robobot maid or butler to share with members of collective for take drudgery out of domicile! Each robobot is equip with strength of bear for crushing cans of beans, when empty from eating.

Use robobot for waking of you in morning, for work. Alarm is set with easy adjusting, and clock of digital blinks '12:00' for to bring joy of happy on face of childrens.

For safety of family, robobots of household-type are programmed with both Asimov's laws for robobotics. Robobots programmed to be not harming property of State or State property. Rejoice! For safety of State, robobots will be in awake of awareness and watching you and family of yours to ensure that ideals of communists is acheived.

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Bring and Brag / Re: Me as Eris
« on: January 11, 2009, 06:21:25 pm »
Well, one day when he first started painting, i asked him if he would paint me Richard Nixon with a ham. He was so taken with the idea that he embarked on a series of all the Presidents with hams, and then branched out into friends and celebrities.

Is there a link to these Presidential Hams?

I swear to GAWD that I will buy one some day (assuming they're for sale; I would totally understand being unwilling to give up something so glorious).

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: WOMP-ertainment
« on: January 06, 2009, 06:44:32 pm »
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

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:jebus:

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Or Kill Me / Re: DISCORDIANISM: NO SUCH THING
« on: January 02, 2009, 09:35:51 pm »
If you guys just made me World Emperor, all of this would be moot.

You do realize that this means that PD.com becomes your cabal of advisers. This only makes it more wonderful, of course.

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Or Kill Me / Re: DISCORDIANISM: NO SUCH THING
« on: December 31, 2008, 08:41:54 pm »
I got it!

We can have THREE branches of government, each with the ability to limit the behavior of the other two!


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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Did NASA learn nothing from Challenger?
« on: December 31, 2008, 03:49:07 pm »
Troof. Sending people up has (had, really) some romantic appeal, but if we really want to learn what goes on out there, there's safer and more effective ways of doing that.

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Did NASA learn nothing from Challenger?
« on: December 31, 2008, 12:43:26 am »
Better escape systems?

Uh, how about NASA needs to quit dicking around and send people into space using something that isn't nearly 30 years old, instead?

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Literate Chaotic / Re: TNM
« on: December 31, 2008, 12:12:09 am »
"giggleshit"?

Sure, that works. Sounds a little awkward to use as an adjective ("this thread makes me all giggleshitty"), but I can work around that ("this thread gives me the giggleshits").

Hi N0p!

Do you, like, know this person?

Yeah, I've known him for 17 years-ish.

He's a real person, a fascinating fellow. Quite the Portland local character.

Oh.

I'm still pretty :? about all this.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: TNM
« on: December 30, 2008, 07:24:28 pm »
I would say that this thread bemuses me, except "bemuse" usually suggests a relatively mild condition.

I need a word that describes a bemusement level that is over 9000.

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 :sad:

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Literate Chaotic / Re: TNM
« on: December 29, 2008, 02:01:45 am »
Hi N0p!

Do you, like, know this person?

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: OFFICIAL POLITICAL CARTOONS/PIC FREAD.
« on: December 28, 2008, 03:02:44 pm »
Triple Zero wins twelve Internets and an IRL.

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