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Literate Chaotic / Re: Favourite/ Least favourite STAR WARS character
« on: November 17, 2008, 02:10:51 am »
Favorite: Ysanne "Iceheart" Isard
Least Fave: Jacen Solo as Darth Caedus.

Yes, Expanded Universe, so suck my dick.

I guess movie-wise my favorite would have to be Wedge Antilles and my least favorite Jar-Jar only on the annoyabity factor, as in the  EU he's much more involved with the state of things and becomes Senator of the Chommel Sector after Padme dies.

So why Ysanne Isard? Because as far as crazy Imperials go, she's at the top of the list. She was an advocate of torture, brainwashing, germ warfare, racism...everything you DON'T want in a leader in the real world wrapped up into this sexy evil package.

Not going to lie, if Lucas would recognize the books as full canon, the Imperial Remnant would have been MUCH FUCKING BETTER MOVIES than the Republic. Isard, Zsinj, Daala, and Thrawn make Palpatine look like a fucking pussy. If anything, at least just the Thrawn Trilogy, which is pretty much 7, 8, and 9 anyway.

As for Jacen Solo as Caedus, I blame it on bad writing and planning. Here's a character that had a ridiculous amount of potential as a Sith Lord, and you let Karen Traviss and Troy Denning write. Denning is okay, he tends to be dry, but Traviss can go back to fanfic land as far as I'm concerned. Her meaningless injections of Mandalorians and especially Boba Fett into every story while making herself a Mary Sue as some female character (Daala? REALLY?! WHY!!!!!!!!) to fuck said Mandalorians esp. Fett makes me sick.

Also, Jacen getting his ass handed to him by Jaina, who's idea was that? Because Han and Leia didn't have to deal with enough shit during the Yuuzhan Vong when both Anakin Solo and Chewbacca bite the dust, you had to go and have one twin kill the other. And then leaving Jacen's daughter, who no one knew existed considering the entire family can use the Force, in the custody of her grandparents because she was illegitimate and if the Hapan court found out, shit would hit the fan. How the hell did Tenel Ka hide her for 5 years anyway? Fuck.

Legacy of the Force should have ran like The New Jedi Order. Lots of authors with lots of storylines focusing around the same time period. 9 books by 3 authors made it too abrupt.


Discordian Recipes / Re: CUPCAKES!
« on: November 15, 2008, 04:38:22 am »
Why must you make me lament what was so nearly within my grasp? :x  Have I not suffered enough?

what's the point of a shoe if you dont have a soul?

oh sorry, i thought this was the one sentence meme bomb thread


Also, this thread reminds me of a very profound and important post made on a long-ass time ago:

Confucious say large gulf exists between having an open mind and weaving everything you fucking read into an ever widening mesh of bullshit, covering up the inconsistencies with what you arrogantly think of as reasoning skills.


You require proof which I cannot simply hand you through the internet, and even if I could, you would not accept such proof.  You would need to experience it for yourself.  There is nothing hypocritical about my statement. 
Try me fucker.  You are repeating fundie's arguments word for motherfucking word with I ask for evidence.

(Yep, I definitely lied.  I don't know how to stop.)

You want my life story?

It's nothing to do with you being a fundie, which you obviously aren't. It's to do with you using the rhetoric that fundies have become very adept at slinging.

If I may intrude?

The reason beastiality is wrong is fuck you, thats why.

master of subtle debate.


Moral reasoning over.

Literate Chaotic / Re: Transmetropolitan
« on: November 15, 2008, 01:05:55 am »
I just realized that I can't use P2P networks from here :argh!:
Goddamn soggy cuntcannon assnugget cockshredder scrotumpastry :mad:

RPG Ghetto / Re: WARNING: D&D 3.5 TALK: Demi-Lich vs Tarrasque
« on: November 15, 2008, 12:22:44 am »

(c'mon guys, it's three posts into a D&D geeking thread and nobody has yet pointed out this is impossible because the Tarrasque is unique)

I thought it would be dickish to ruin such a great joke.

Or Kill Me / Re: Allow Me To Be Perfectly Frank...
« on: November 15, 2008, 12:08:36 am »
Countless theologians, philosophers, and lay thinkers have been and continue to be obsessed with what is often considered the ultimate question: "Why are we here?"
Alternate forms of the question include, "What is our purpose?", "Why are things the way they are?", and "Why is there something rather than nothing?"

I was just reading from Dr. Hyatt's The Black Book, Vol III Pt. II. The essay On Horns: Man in the World has something interesting to say on this subject.

"Man is born into an indifferent universe which means a universe without supernatural order. This means a world without otherworldly purpose, order. meaning or value."

<scrolling down a bit>

"Man inherently, automatically, involuntarily and continually creates meaning - he is genetically programmed to do so. But man also has the capacity to recognize that such meaning IS his own invention and not reality. Unfortunately, most men can not and will not reconstruct their primal constructions"

I think a lot of people fall into the fallacy that, because the meaning is self made, its not REALLY REAL FOR REALNESS meaning.


This times eleventy billion and one.

I think it fits oddly well, in this case.

Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Early meditations on Mind
« on: November 14, 2008, 09:52:50 pm »
Official Discordian Anthem: Dance Commander.


 :mittens: :fuckmittens: :mittens:

I appoint you Secretary of Mittens and Win.

RPG Ghetto / Re: WARNING: D&D 3.5 TALK: Demi-Lich vs Tarrasque
« on: November 14, 2008, 09:03:18 pm »
I'll make sure it's not allowed to appear before 9 pm watershed and is only displayed above the waist

You're right; the Tarrasque doesn't wear pants, does it?

Boy, am I glad I appointed you to office!

RPG Ghetto / Re: WARNING: D&D 3.5 TALK: Demi-Lich vs Tarrasque
« on: November 14, 2008, 09:00:18 pm »
what the FUCK would we do if the tarrasque attacked the USA?

Leave it to me.

We'll diplomatize the shit out of that leathery bastard.

RPG Ghetto / Re: WARNING: D&D 3.5 TALK: Demi-Lich vs Tarrasque
« on: November 14, 2008, 08:45:49 pm »
This thread will be saved and archived for the Anti-Tarrasque Policy Agency to examine once I move into office.

Be proud, you've helped make America safer.

Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Early meditations on Mind
« on: November 14, 2008, 08:43:20 pm »
Official Discordian flower: Self Raising

Official Discordian animal: candiru

Official Discordian song: Twinkle twinkle little star


 :x :x :x

:jihaad: :love:


 :fuckmittens: :lulz:

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