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Roger, have you read the Gospel of Judas?

No.  I want to, though.

http://www.nationalgeographic.com/lostgospel/_pdf/GospelofJudas.pdf

Funny how when the Covenant of Nicaea translated the other books of the bible they didn't mention any missing lines or anything.   :lulz:

The story with the Gospel of Judas is that there is only one known scroll, and it spent a lot of time poorly stored in various antiquities dealers. It was recovered relatively recently. I want to say in the 70s, so the Covenant of Nicaea wouldn't have anything to do with this. It is also likely that the other books were much better maintained.

From Wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gospel_of_judas
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Today the manuscript is in over a thousand pieces, with many sections missing due to poor handling and storage. Some passages are only scattered words; others contain many lines. According to Rodolphe Kasser, the codex originally contained 31 pages, with writing on both sides; however, when it came to the market in 1999, only 13 pages remained. It is speculated that individual pages had been removed and sold.

I understand, but.....  eh nevermind.

OK no, my point was how much did the covenant add in for anything that was missing?

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CRAM YOU DAMULUS!!!  I was just getting ready to post the Hulk one.....   :lulz:

God these are scary!!!

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Roger, have you read the Gospel of Judas?

No.  I want to, though.

http://www.nationalgeographic.com/lostgospel/_pdf/GospelofJudas.pdf

Funny how when the Covenant of Nicaea translated the other books of the bible they didn't mention any missing lines or anything.   :lulz:

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I think the thing with this for me is that there are so many people out there who are truly homeless, without food, without clothing, with no way to bathe and they have nowhere to turn to.

These kids have homes to go to, they aren't truly doing anything except saying "Fuck you" to their parents.  They aren't trying to find themselves or make a political statement.  They're just being brats.  It's one thing to take whatever version of the "grand tour" works for you and another to just not give two shits.

I did the same as LMNO after my first year and a half of college.  I dropped out, tried a lot of different things, worked in a lot of insane places and dated a load of innappropriate men.  Funny thing is, I always preferred eating, indoor plumbing and being clean to perpetuating the "fuck you" to my parents.  So I didn't last very long and went back to work and back to school after realizing mom and dad had not lied, money did not grow on trees..... :lulz:

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Oh I think they bastardized the books of the bible into something that would make people live in fear.  They left books out to keep from having to answer those pesky questions people come up with.

I have always maintained that god nor jesus was as hung up on sex and who was sleeping with who as much as christians seem to think they are.

I agree Roger, I think Jesus is the kind of guy many of us would have a beer with.  I've always pictured him dressed rather like Johnny Cash, all in black, just for the shits and giggles.

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WOW!  Ok that almost makes up for Corey and the Hoff......


almost.....  :crankey:

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Oh Cram, what have we done for you to punish us in this way?  :lulz:

Poor Corey, he never got over there not being a Goonies II.

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I like this jesus so much better!!!

This is really good.  As has been said, you do non horrormirth as well if not better than horrormirth.

I can't wait to see the next installments.

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Of course, this doesn't necessarily apply so much to music as it does to the social sciences, but it's the same basic idea at work.

I was just thinking to myself a minute ago, how would I go about describing the difference between say a major and a minor chord. The only way I would be able to is to say that the minor chord sounds sad, which is not always the case. It's how the chords are strung together. The only way I'd be able to is actually play A major and then A minor for the person.

I had a teacher once who used the example of music from horror films.  Most are in minor chords and have the jarring against the spine sound whereas majors are symphonies...  :lulz:  Very loose, but it got the point across.

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I would be absolutely humiliated if I found out my child were walking around dirty and in rags dumpster diving, not to mention the fact that I work my fucking ass off to feed and clothe them and they are eating our of fucking dumpsters? 

Pretty sure that's the goal.  Punishing mommy & daddy.

Yes well, they'll just have to wait and bitch about me in therapy like I had too......  :lulz:

But yeah, you are too right on that one.  I guess it's a bit better than dating bad boys and swilling BoonesFarm.....  NAAAHHHHH.

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B minor, of course

Oh I have been pwnd!   :lulz:

Nice one!!

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:sigh: thought i was clarifying things for navkat. Misunderstood what was going on. Anyway i liked your suggestions. Thanks.

Oh dude, I was just being a smartass....  trying to get it back on track with my stupid humor!!!

No worries and good luck and if you don't do a Rocky Horror I will be really mad :neener:  :p

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All music is derived from beating on logs.

Therefore, dress in animal skins and beat logs for your performance.

But in what chord?

F# of course....  :evil:

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See, these are the people the Tea Party really should be losing their shit over.

These are the people we all should be losing our shit over. We're so fucking decadent, we've got rich kids trying to be poor.

I would tend to wonder where the parents are in all this.  Best case scenario, they have rich, out of touch parents who's worried about the big merger and are glued to their iPads.  Worst case secenario, they know all about this and are cool with it and chalk it up to "kids being kids".

I would be absolutely humiliated if I found out my child were walking around dirty and in rags dumpster diving, not to mention the fact that I work my fucking ass off to feed and clothe them and they are eating our of fucking dumpsters?  In bad punk/goth/madonna gear looking nasty and dirty?

I'm not saying I give two shits if my kids are "trending" whatever style is popular but by god they will be clean and dressed in clothes that aren't rags. 


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To clarify.... "All the Young Dudes" is an awesome song but I always attribute it to Bowie...

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