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Aneristic Illusions / Re: OFFICIAL POLITICAL CARTOONS/PIC FREAD.
« on: August 28, 2014, 01:30:27 pm »
I'm like "The fact that it's invisible to you doesn't make it cease to exist, you know?"

Gotta just stand in slack-jawed amazement at all the people who employ denial as a means of avoiding dealing with problems.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: OFFICIAL POLITICAL CARTOONS/PIC FREAD.
« on: August 28, 2014, 01:29:11 pm »
Hahaha this reminds me of talking to some jackass on TDS who doesn't believe that racism is a problem in Georgia.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Duh Rugs
« on: August 28, 2014, 05:46:58 am »
I mildly wish I was privy to a "preventionist" forum so I could see what shrill denial screeching is happening about this.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Duh Rugs
« on: August 28, 2014, 05:45:33 am »
No evidence of thinking about the children ITT

You're right of course. I'm disgusted at myself. What say we imprison them all, pre-emtively. To protect them from the inevitable gateway to meth?

It's the only right way  to protect our assets™.

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Principia Discussion / Re: Give us your best philosophy joke
« on: August 28, 2014, 05:44:58 am »
Dunno if this counts as a philosophy joke but *cough*

...

Why did the Libertarian cross the road?

FUCK YOU! WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW, HUH? AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I FREE TO GO OFFICER? AM I BEING DETAINED??

 :lulz:

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One must be very sure to pray to Eris.

Then, that person must promptly be committed for the good of the species.

I mean shit. People only joke about worshipping Cthulhu. Erisians are actually insane enough to not only do it, but trade tentacles for tits, like the outcome is somehow going to be better.

 :lulz:

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 :lulz: That's adorable!

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Random News Stories
« on: August 28, 2014, 05:40:23 am »
Presented without comment:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2014/08/11/what-you-should-know-about-exploding-caskets/

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You’ve never heard of exploding casket syndrome (ask your mortician if it’s right for you), but funeral directors and cemetery operators have. They sell so-called “protective” or “sealer” caskets at a premium worth hundreds of dollars each, with the promise that they’ll keep out air and moisture that — they would have you believe — cause bodies to rapidly deteriorate. Like Tupperware for the dead, they “lock in the freshness!” with a rubber gasket.

But, in reality, you can’t protect a corpse from itself. While you’re insulating grandma from the outside air, she could be stewing in her own fluids, turning into a slurry from the work of anaerobic bacteria. When the weather turns warm, in some cases, that sealed casket becomes a pressure cooker and bursts from accumulated gases and fluids of the decomposing body. The next time relatives visit grandma, they could find her rotting remains oozing from her tomb in the form of a nauseating thick fluid.

Man, I was all for cremation before this but how can a guy pass up the opportunity to HAVE HIS CASKET EXPLODE.

 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

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Post on Discordian Selfies just got deleted:

https://www.facebook.com/groups/488268817942582/497208173715313/?comment_id=497473107022153&notif_t=like
(at least I can't see it anymore)

This one guy (forgot the name, whoops) said he was messing with a Filipina girl who was "hilariously gullible" like she totally believed a raccoon was a type of cat after seeing a picture of one! Also she "talked in hilariously broken English" and probably wanted to marry a rich foreigner to emigrate!! !!!!

I called him a cunt, and asked him whether an "ulupong" was a frog, a lizard or a snake.

Huh, I missed that one entirely. Generally the people on DS are pretty nice folks.

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Had a dream last night about browsing this thread. You were all arguing about something and the word "edgy" was thrown around a lot. I was in the middle of writing a very long post about the proper use of the word edgy and then I woke up. In other news: Semi-regular internet again. Just in time too. Was having an allergic reaction to the IRLS, broke out in a real nasty rash. Seems to be clearing up though.

Now I want to know what your dream-post about proper use of the word "edgy" would have said.

It was about three pages long, but the main points I hit on were that something being edgy or not shouldnt influence your opinions on things. That no viewpoint is inherently edgy, anything can be stated in an edgy fashion. Also it used the word motherfucker a lot. I dont remember it that well, I kept getting interrupted by these giant spiders at the grocery store.

 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

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I prayed to Eris once.

ONCE.

I mean, do what you want, it's your skin.

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Dude, have you not READ 30 Days of Eris? No. We don't build altars or shrines to that bitch, are you CRAZY?

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Had a dream last night about browsing this thread. You were all arguing about something and the word "edgy" was thrown around a lot. I was in the middle of writing a very long post about the proper use of the word edgy and then I woke up. In other news: Semi-regular internet again. Just in time too. Was having an allergic reaction to the IRLS, broke out in a real nasty rash. Seems to be clearing up though.

Now I want to know what your dream-post about proper use of the word "edgy" would have said.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: The Death of the Vampire Trope
« on: August 27, 2014, 04:36:09 pm »
Like, I seriously can't tell if you're lampooning the misogyny of the comic drawing a character as a misogynistic caricature of a "typical woman" or if  you're sincerely using the "typical woman" line yourself as a descriptor.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: The Death of the Vampire Trope
« on: August 27, 2014, 04:34:18 pm »
Well, it was pretty ragingly misogynistic. It took me a doubletake to actually register that you posted it. I'll take your word that it was a joke because I don't get the context, but if I came across that on a forum somewhere I'd likely assume the poster was a misogynistic POS who wasn't worth my time.

So, ya know. It might have been you.

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