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Messages - Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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Beyond the wall / Re: Film Flam
« on: January 15, 2017, 03:54:29 am »
So goddamn much metaphor.

I liked it anyway, though.

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Beyond the wall / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: January 14, 2017, 10:36:33 pm »
Nah, the guy didn't have a gun or anything.  The weapon in question did look like an improvised flail though...wooden handle and what looks like leather strips on the CCTV.  Not 100% on that, but I suspect with 4 other guys pummeling him, it didn't make much difference.

A FLAIL????  :lulz: LITERALLY getting medieval on the guy?


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Beyond the wall / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: January 14, 2017, 06:39:31 pm »
So, last night, a guy (not one of our students) got jumped by a gang of five, including one with a weapon, right outside the building.

In addition to being terrible, this meant having about 12 police officers and 3 forensic scientists lurking outside the building, looking at our CCTV, trying to distinguish vomit from blood and other fun activities.

The fuck, Cain. Your neighborhood... it sounds like it would fill gang members from East Oakland with confusion and terror.

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Beyond the wall / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: January 14, 2017, 06:38:45 pm »
I remember his idea for crowd sourcing government in real time, based on some elaborate ranking system.


He did NOT like our critiques.

He hated any and all forms of criticism, including constructive. He would fly into an irrational rage and start accusing people of being jealous.  :lol:

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And what you said was that having sex with people of different races is a way to prove you aren't racist, which is just stupid. But I'm getting the impression that that's how you roll.

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I didn't know there was a magical force-field that prevents racist people's genitals from contacting the genitals of people of different races. Huh.

I guess all that slave owner rape never happened... what a relief for history, huh?

"sweet, romantic intercourse" != rape

It also != proof of an absence of racism.

Apparently you completely missed what I was saying in some desperate search to argue against me, but that's ok, I've gotten used to you being a pseudo intellectual with a poor sense of humor. Cheers!

 :lulz: I don't even know who you are. What, have you been stalking me or something?

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Did someone put out a beacon call for the most banal PDers of times past?

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I didn't know there was a magical force-field that prevents racist people's genitals from contacting the genitals of people of different races. Huh.

I guess all that slave owner rape never happened... what a relief for history, huh?

"sweet, romantic intercourse" != rape

It also != proof of an absence of racism.

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Beyond the wall / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: January 14, 2017, 03:31:55 pm »
Who is Lysergic?  :?

A PDer of times gone by. We watched him undergo various stages of meth addiction, PUA addiction, libertarian fuckery, and conspiracy theories, and as a result of making a complete tool of himself over and over and over, he hates us.

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Beyond the wall / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: January 14, 2017, 03:30:10 pm »
To be fair, this is the Open Bar.

Which is, also to be fair, not usually home to the degree of dick-waving I expect to see everywhere else on Peedee.

The dick-waving quotient increases by about 748% any time Thwack decides to grace us with his presence. He's still PeeDee-ing like it's 2006.

I kinda picked up on that.  :lol:

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Beyond the wall / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: January 14, 2017, 03:29:22 pm »
Was it ever conclusively determined if he built a clock, or just took one out of it's shell, and put it in a pencil box?

Does it matter in the fucking slightest? Usually when someone "builds a clock", they buy a pre-made clockwork and put it in something that will serve as a clock face. This is functionally almost exactly the same as taking a clockwork out of one clock face and putting it in another. Almost nobody builds clockworks from scratch anymore; sort of like how very few of the people who build guns actually machine any of their own parts.

http://www.doityourself.com/stry/how-to-build-a-clock

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Beyond the wall / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: January 13, 2017, 11:50:53 pm »
It was hilarious - in a terrible way - when Clock Truthers overran Reddit for like a month straight.  They were so blatantly envious of him it was ridiculous.

All those poor, unrecognised child geniuses of Reddit.  I cri evrytiem

I loved how the naysayers were all conflicted between whether a clock is super easy to build and therefore unimpressive, and whether a clock is too hard for a kid that age to build and therefore someone made it for him. They just could not get their shit together; all they knew was that there had to be SOME excuse for hating on the kid.


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Considering I'm FANTASTICALY Caucasian, I should be able to get it to writhing a few meters.

 :eek: Tell autocorrect I said thank you for that stunning mental image.

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Beyond the wall / Re: Hey guys I made a joke
« on: January 13, 2017, 10:54:58 pm »
Ehm, It's up to you. If you want it can be split but not easily because the same parts explaining the joke are tied up in the uh... In the other thing.

I never really understood it, but then I don't know much about Bernie sanders supporters, and a little about the other two.

Yeah, it's not easily split and there's not really any point in splitting it anyway. It's fine, I'll just continue ignoring the garbage.

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