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Talk about "things that make me uncomfortable"...

Seriously. Ew ew ew.

Yep. Laugh your ass off, America, laugh until you convince yourself that ain't you.

Better yet, America, laugh until you really believe, like, REALLY believe, America, that you wouldn't really rather be hanging out with Mama. Instead of the assfucks you work with, America.

Don't fucking lie to me.

I have a use for this.  Permission to quote?


That was VERY interesting.

The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: How come...
« on: Yesterday at 07:41:48 pm »

The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: How come...
« on: Yesterday at 07:37:35 pm »
You should troll people like that with images like this.

The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: How come...
« on: Yesterday at 07:31:07 pm »
Are those gardening gloves?

In other news, I took my Ochem midterm and it was awesome. Everyone who says Ochem is so brutal must have had just terrible professors.

All things considered, I have it pretty good. I'm poor, but I live in a nice neighborhood and I haven't lost my house. I have a scholarship and live in a state with socialized health care that covers my kids, plus I'm on the university health plan, which my scholarship pays for. Not to mention that I have travel opportunities through school that I would never have otherwise.

Gaming is part of who I am, I can promise you that.

Thus, when I see an article titled “Gamers are dead,” referring to the death of the popular trope of a pasty young man in a dimly lit room, it fills me with joy, because it means WE FUCKING WON. So many people are playing games now that they are popular culture. They are not going away. All sorts of cool things, that I like, are now things that a whole bunch of other people like! There’s enough space now for people to make games that are strange and disturbing and maybe highlight a different perspective of the world, because gaming is no longer a niche activity, it’s something that everybody does. There is room for art in video games. That’s awesome!

You slopebrowed weaseldicks with zero reading comprehension and even less critical thinking skills who think an article claiming “Gamers are dead” is something bad? Fuck me sideways with a sandblaster.

It’s like all you can do is look at this collection of words, scratch yourself uneasily, and then run off to look for grubs. Your reaction (and I am not making this up, because it’s been widely documented literally everywhere) to various articles proclaiming the death of the basement-dwelling, cheetos-huffing, poopsock-sniffing douchepistol, because games are so good now that they are common entertainment and thus everyone plays them, was to COMPLETELY MISS THE POINT by either:

a) Making misogynistic threats against a wide variety of female game developers and critics because somehow they’re going to keep games you enjoy from ever being made again


b) Being stupid enough to get sucked in by people busy making misogynistic threats against a wide variety of female game developers and critics, and supporting their idiotic crusade for the dumbing down of everyone everywhere ever.


I think I love this guy. And I love him even more for this:

Note: Several of you pointed out a glaring factual inconsistency in my piece. The original text said Kevin Spacey was a U.S. Senator, rather than a Representative, in the TV show House of Cards. Many apologies.

It is a potent skill indeed, to be able to craft a sincerely-worded retraction that loaded with the subtext "I can't believe somebody went to the effort of emailing me about something this trivial".

So, I think I can credibly claim to have the most interesting lecturer for my counter-terrorism course.

I didn't actually realise he was that Bob Lambert until I was doing some related reading last night.

Holy shit

Having a KID while you're undercover is... um, kinda fucked up.

Oh yeah, for sure.

The best part is, he's not the only one.  There seems to have been a whole procession of undercover officers from the Metropolitan police Special Branch whose careers revolved around infiltrating environmental movements and having sex with female activists.  That's why I didn't initially realise my professor was one of them - there have been a lot more recent cases of a very similar kind, with younger officers.

Its almost like the eco-terrorism beat exists almost purely for bored police officers to get laid while claiming to protect the country from dangerous criminals.

"I had to sleep with that young activist regularly for the last four years, honey... I was ordered to, for National Security!"

Pretty sure that in the US, using false pretenses to entice someone into a sexual relationship is legally rape.

The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Spagbook
« on: Yesterday at 01:44:44 pm »

My ridiculous crush just gained an order of magnitude.

I decided to replace the latch anyway, for the reason that getting rid of broken appliances is a huge pain in the ass. Same reason I still have the same ancient POS washer and dryer in my basement; the idea of getting them OUT of my basement is too much of an ordeal to bear, so I just keep repairing them.  :lol:

I have been carting around a giant old-school TV, because there is no legal way of getting rid of it, and the penalties for dumping it are greater than the pain in the ass of keeping it.

Kafka was a sissy.  We're all going to die under heaps of broken household appliances.

Whoa. That reminds me of something.

Found it:

Also I invented the best drink. It's cheap beer mixed with pickle juice, hot sauce, and V-8. If you're feeling adventurous, a dash of fish sauce.

I call it a Picklada.

Ok, that sounds delicious.  I'm in.

I don't remember whether I mentioned this yesterday, but my dishwasher crapped the bed.

Have you tried turning it off, then turning it back on again?

I hate being poor.

Actually, have you tried not being poor?

 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

That was fucking great. I'm a little envious I didn't think to do something like it.

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