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Messages - Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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Also, if I left just this minute, Ed and Lynn would be forced out by this time next week.

I kind of owe it to them to arrange things so she won't have the leverage to do that.

Also, HR has tried three times now to get me to take the word "retaliation" out of my statement, which is illegal and very much against company policy.  In 2 weeks, I write the CEO.

Jesus, you would think that HR would know better. If anyone would.

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I wonder if he thinks people should be able to refuse service to Christians, based on deeply-held beliefs?

AHAHAHAHAHA yeah never mind of course he doesn't. That would be some kind of liberal war on Jesus.

Today, some giddy republican in West Virginia stated that rape is a "beautiful thing", so long as a baby results from the rape.

It's almost like someone's poisoning the beer at the RNC meetings.

Centuries from now, researchers will discover that heavy metals in their luxury chewing tobacco were making them insane.

Possibly.

I think it's just a consequence, though, of too many people being safe at the same time, amid people who aren't safe.

Not saying that right.  I think I need to step back and figure out how to say it.

No, I think I get it.

Privilege among the less privileged has given them a sense that they are untouchable, and that this is RIGHT.

Yeah, aristocratic sons of bitches, is what I was trying to say.

It's pretty much what happens when spoiled brats grow up and are handed the scepter.

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That didn't go as planned.  Sorry. 

I think my thought process at the time was, "Two apparent trouble magnets in the same place?  Good thing at least one of them has someone to go home to."  Or something.  My head has been phase shifting three meters outside my body lately.  Not it a good way.

Sorry that came off other than intended.

No worries.  I was wondering where that had (seemingly) come from.

In any case, I have to go explain why I didn't actually fall asleep in a meeting (  :? :lulz: ), then I shall add more in about an hour.

What the fuck?  :lulz:

I was rubbernecking in a meeting because pills.

So I stood up, to stay awake.

Lillie is trying to piss me off enough to do something fire-worthy.

Like I'm gonna give her the satisfaction.  :lulz:

I haven't had my revenge yet.

It's selfish to say so, but the escalation of this situation makes me glad you haven't left to another job yet.

I have another job.  I start next month, or sooner if I want.  So I have 5 weeks to push this as far as I can.

My new bosses are old associates of mine, and they hate her as much as I do.  They approve of all of this.

GOOD. I'm glad you have that leeway. May her frustration lead to un-ignorably bad behavior on her part.

34
In other news, my dog keeps eating chicken shit and then sitting behind me in my office, just reeking.

DAWG GONNA DAWG.

BECAUSE DAWG.

SHE TOTES DAWG.

35
I just got counseled for not falling asleep in a meeting, and for not doing work that had been taken out of my hands.

I am of course behaving badly now.

:crankey:

There's nothing better than "I don't want you do to the thing" followed by "WHY DIDN'T YOU DO THE THING?"

My source tells me that Lillie is trying to goad me into insubordination.

Puny human!  I dealt with PROFESSIONALS trying to get me to do that for TEN YEARS in the military.

I am now being exceptionally reasonable, with the caveat that - unlike the military - there is no provision for non-verbal disrespect.  Like a GRIN.

I could see THAT grin driving Lillie all the way around the bend.  :lol:

Yeah, this is now a matter of honor.   :lulz:

OH how I wish this would be available on video!

You'd have to do it in time lapse photography.  She hates me so much she can only stand to be around me a few minutes a day.

I am finding things that I need to consult with her on, and then making the conversations unnecessarily protracted.

And I GRIN a lot.  With a hard hat and sunglasses on, so all she can see is the facial hair, which her husband tells me is some kind of weird phobia of hers.

A series of stills would make me happy.

Also, the mental image alone makes me SO HAPPY.  :lol:

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That didn't go as planned.  Sorry. 

I think my thought process at the time was, "Two apparent trouble magnets in the same place?  Good thing at least one of them has someone to go home to."  Or something.  My head has been phase shifting three meters outside my body lately.  Not it a good way.

Sorry that came off other than intended.

No worries.  I was wondering where that had (seemingly) come from.

In any case, I have to go explain why I didn't actually fall asleep in a meeting (  :? :lulz: ), then I shall add more in about an hour.

What the fuck?  :lulz:

I was rubbernecking in a meeting because pills.

So I stood up, to stay awake.

Lillie is trying to piss me off enough to do something fire-worthy.

Like I'm gonna give her the satisfaction.  :lulz:

I haven't had my revenge yet.

It's selfish to say so, but the escalation of this situation makes me glad you haven't left to another job yet.

37
She sounds like good times! I bet she and I would have more fun than ANYONE really wanted.

 :lulz:

Yeah, except violence.  While you're no hothouse flower, you're a little more civilized.

I would be down with facilitating.

38
I wonder if he thinks people should be able to refuse service to Christians, based on deeply-held beliefs?

AHAHAHAHAHA yeah never mind of course he doesn't. That would be some kind of liberal war on Jesus.

Today, some giddy republican in West Virginia stated that rape is a "beautiful thing", so long as a baby results from the rape.

It's almost like someone's poisoning the beer at the RNC meetings.

Centuries from now, researchers will discover that heavy metals in their luxury chewing tobacco were making them insane.

Possibly.

I think it's just a consequence, though, of too many people being safe at the same time, amid people who aren't safe.

Not saying that right.  I think I need to step back and figure out how to say it.

No, I think I get it.

Privilege among the less privileged has given them a sense that they are untouchable, and that this is RIGHT.

39
In other news, my dog keeps eating chicken shit and then sitting behind me in my office, just reeking.

40
I just got counseled for not falling asleep in a meeting, and for not doing work that had been taken out of my hands.

I am of course behaving badly now.

:crankey:

There's nothing better than "I don't want you do to the thing" followed by "WHY DIDN'T YOU DO THE THING?"

My source tells me that Lillie is trying to goad me into insubordination.

Puny human!  I dealt with PROFESSIONALS trying to get me to do that for TEN YEARS in the military.

I am now being exceptionally reasonable, with the caveat that - unlike the military - there is no provision for non-verbal disrespect.  Like a GRIN.

I could see THAT grin driving Lillie all the way around the bend.  :lol:

Yeah, this is now a matter of honor.   :lulz:

OH how I wish this would be available on video!

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I wonder if he thinks people should be able to refuse service to Christians, based on deeply-held beliefs?

AHAHAHAHAHA yeah never mind of course he doesn't. That would be some kind of liberal war on Jesus.

Today, some giddy republican in West Virginia stated that rape is a "beautiful thing", so long as a baby results from the rape.

It's almost like someone's poisoning the beer at the RNC meetings.

Centuries from now, researchers will discover that heavy metals in their luxury chewing tobacco were making them insane.

42
I really miss him.

Even Especially if he hated me and everything I stand for.

fixt

43
That didn't go as planned.  Sorry. 

I think my thought process at the time was, "Two apparent trouble magnets in the same place?  Good thing at least one of them has someone to go home to."  Or something.  My head has been phase shifting three meters outside my body lately.  Not it a good way.

Sorry that came off other than intended.

No worries.  I was wondering where that had (seemingly) come from.

In any case, I have to go explain why I didn't actually fall asleep in a meeting (  :? :lulz: ), then I shall add more in about an hour.

What the fuck?  :lulz:

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She sounds like good times! I bet she and I would have more fun than ANYONE really wanted.

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I just got counseled for not falling asleep in a meeting, and for not doing work that had been taken out of my hands.

I am of course behaving badly now.

:crankey:

There's nothing better than "I don't want you do to the thing" followed by "WHY DIDN'T YOU DO THE THING?"

My source tells me that Lillie is trying to goad me into insubordination.

Puny human!  I dealt with PROFESSIONALS trying to get me to do that for TEN YEARS in the military.

I am now being exceptionally reasonable, with the caveat that - unlike the military - there is no provision for non-verbal disrespect.  Like a GRIN.

I could see THAT grin driving Lillie all the way around the bend.  :lol:

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