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The recent whatever the fuck with that lame troll resulted in name changing being switched off.

Plus half my friends are having marital problems and my ex is being a RAGING UNREASONABLE DICK for no apparent reason. WTF world. This is bullshit.

First flounce over. Can't stay away from this f'kin place.

Wait, you flounced?

Yeah, that.

I thought the only recent flounce was Roger? Which is actually a genuine shame.

I think also that really talented artist woman with the tentacle face that did the Big Words thing flounced.

I think all these flounces from this recent trolling are a genuine shame.  :sad:

Yeah. I have no idea what the fuckin' deal is, Pope Moron was by no means a good enough troll to generate that level of butthurt. I'm blaming the full moon. My boyfriend thinks I'm pissed at him, too, because he made a smart-ass know-it-all comment on Facebook last night, I made one back and then went to bed, and then Facebook wouldn't let him see mine so he thought I'd blocked him from seeing it, which doesn't even make sense.

I just tossed this one onto the internets.


Principia Discussion / Re: PD as a Discordia
« on: July 15, 2014, 10:29:14 pm »
I like this, and it ties into a thought I was having yesterday, which is that if every man, woman, and child on Earth is a Pope, that includes those who some would dismiss as "cabbages" and "grayfaces". Their Discordia is still valid.

The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: okCupid
« on: July 15, 2014, 09:01:03 pm »
The derp on that dog's face is priceless.

Nigel, thanks for the add, but I was able to tolerate The Discordian Society on my feed for about 30 seconds before quitting.   :lulz:

And this is the NEW one... the original one apparently got shut down. It was even shittier.  :lulz:

Happens to the best!  :lol:

I happen to have two coins.  Before I flip either, what's the probability they will turn up the same way?  50%.


Probability they will both flip to heads is .50 x .50. Probability they will both flip to tails is also .50 x .50. Each probability is .25, both probabilities combined is .50.

Essentially you have four conditions:

1. Coin A is heads and coin B is tails .25
2. Coin A is tails and coin B is heads .25
3. Coin A is heads and coin B is heads. .25
4. Coin A is tails and coin B is tails. .25

So you end up with 50% probability of one of each, and 50% probability of two of one.

Disabled people are totes HILARIOUS.

Aneristic Illusions / Re: Random News Stories
« on: July 15, 2014, 04:29:06 am »
No comment required files:

ROCK HILL — An ice cream truck was the getaway vehicle for a Rock Hill woman accused of stealing two pairs of underwear from the Dollar General store on Cherry Road.

Police say the 34-year-old shoplifting suspect put the undergarments in her purse Thursday afternoon and then walked out of the store without paying, according to a Rock Hill police report.

She then fled in a white ice cream truck.

 :lulz: I feel like if she really needs a couple pairs of dollar-store underwear, she should have them.

So, some reasons she's given thus far are she hates the snow, and shoveling, she hates relying on public transportation to get to work, she hates the cost of living, the people here are rude and unfriendly, the weather in general.


I'm not fucking joking, I'm not saying this is a biased manner because it's where I grew up, but you WILL find work there, and it doesn't snow. Did you see my post?

I don't think the kind of biology in Tampa is the kind of biology Twid is planning on doing.

He was looking for ideas, and I gave him one, that's it.

Right, it's just that botanical gardens, zoos, and aquariums are a completely different field. Botany and zoology both fall under the general heading of "biology" as well, but are a very different skill set.

FWIW the German plastinated people tour, Body Worlds, is less shady than the other (plastinates only volunteer donor bodies who sign up while they are still alive, no Chinese prisoners). It's one of the most surreally beautiful things I've ever seen. The competitor one, Bodies, is all Chinese prisoners who did not give consent.

Maybe the people who donated to him instead of to charities are dicks. Maybe we're all dicks because we all participate in a society that is brutally punitive toward the poor.

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