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Messages - Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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My sister's husband thinks people are "planting bunnies" in the yard to mess with their dog.   :?


Convince him.

Their dachshund caught one and that's the conclusion that he came to.

If it were me, I would start planting evidence that people indeed planting bunnies.

Mind you, I'm a horrible bastard.


It would only make you a horrible bastard if he was actually showing early signs of Schizophrenia.

At this point I'm not sure.  I think it's the only reason my sister stays, he may be ill and she'd feel guilt in leaving.

Told her to document this stuff.

She should probably try to get him into a psych for assessment, if possible.

That was probably a good idea.  For those who want to see.

This is just confusing as fuck. What on earth is going on with that towel?

Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: June 17, 2017, 07:39:40 pm »
God. Daamn. It seems like time to place bets on /something/ but /what/? I have no clue.

Well there's a few things. The first one is "which idiot ally with knowledge will choose to cooperate for immunity first". My money's on Flynn for that one.

The second is when will the lawyers lawyer get his own lawyer? I reckon start of August for that, quietly. If I remember correctly, lawyer/client privilege covers a lot but serious shit like treason is exempt and a duty to report kicks in. Not a lawyer etc. I'm sure we'll be hearing plenty from them in the future.

Flynn already tried that, remember?

Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: June 17, 2017, 07:38:27 pm »
Here's the thing... once idiot is out, whether it is in a standard manner or impeachment, we are NEVER GOING TO HEAR THE END of how unfair it all was, and how no president in history had it as hard as him. For as long as he lives. Just non fucking stop.

Even if he goes to prison, he'll probably write a book called something like "FRAMED: The Most Persecuted Man in America Speaks".

Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: June 17, 2017, 07:35:52 pm »
Pence is hiring outside legal help

Screams innocent to me.

Could be he doesn't believe Trump's lawyer wont throw him under a bus.  I'd worry about that, in his position.  Then again, I don't believe Pence is anywhere as innocent as he's making out either...

Idiots attorney has also hired a lawyer.

Nothing screams innocent like your lawyer lawyering up.

Yo dawg, I heard you like lawyers...

Or Kill Me / Re: The Problem with You People
« on: June 17, 2017, 07:32:13 pm »
I'm definitely feeling this.

The comments make me want to hasten the inevitable end of humanity.

This is hanging in my mother-in-law's bathroom.

But it's okay, it's "cute" and "vintage-style". And if there's a problem, you should just grow up, according to a reliable source.

Holy shit.

WTF, white people?

Today I learned the first disco in Seattle was opened in 1973 and was a gay bar called “Shelly’s leg” and it was named after a dancer named Shelly who lost her leg in a confetti cannon accident and used the insurance/lawsuit settlement money to open a gay disco.

This is very amazing and I can't believe I've never heard of it before!

Holy sweet merciful jesus fuck those are fugly.

Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: June 14, 2017, 10:13:42 pm »
Life in a typical small town in the American Midwest grows tense as its residents gradually lose their ability to communicate. They're all still speaking the same language, but people begin remembering events and history differently, with few of their memories in agreement. The phenomenon grows steadily backwards from the immediate past, eventually leaving every one of them with a completely unique memory of their life in the town as longtime friends, coworkers, family members, and spouses hardly recognize each other.

This is a particularly good one.

Bring and Brag / Re: WEIRDOVERSE
« on: June 14, 2017, 10:13:17 pm »
This series of quotes is just nailing it.

I went and put toasters in their kitchens.  Because some toasters broke and needed to be replaced.  So naturally they assume someone a) broke in and b) left a fully functional toaster there for no good reason.

Your students are part of my inspiration for researching whether being raised with a surplus of resources has detrimental effects on brain development.

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