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Discordian Recipes / Re: WTF You're Eating That?!
« on: December 06, 2011, 10:31:49 pm »
That explains alot.

My guacamole keeps coming out sort of slimey. Then I realized that I had gotten confused and was mashing my avocados with an axolotl.

 :lulz:

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Discordian Recipes / Re: WTF You're Eating That?!
« on: December 06, 2011, 10:21:34 pm »
Wow thanks for wasting everybody's time with the shittiest recipe I think I've ever seen coupled with terrible execution. Next time why don't you season your chops and sear them in a hot pan so you get some color on them instead of ending up with grey meat in a fail pan with cheese.

ITT: People that would eat a turd if I threw enough "cheddar" on top.

If you know how to prepare pork chops so well, why did you even try the recipe?

Did I say I tried it? Try to keep up with the plot kid, you bother me.

You sound...upset, brother.

*yawns*

You ought to invest in a molcajete & tejolote. It's the traditional Mexican way of preparing guacamole where you get the consistency just right.

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There are also grantwriting services who are skilled at seeing out grants.

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Discordian Recipes / Re: stock without celery?
« on: December 06, 2011, 08:37:28 pm »
MY MOM DIED FROM PUTTING OIL IN THE PASTA WATER!

FUCK YOU, MY MOM DIED FROM YOUR MOM DYING FROM PUTTING OIL IN THE PASTA WATER!

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Discordian Recipes / Re: stock without celery?
« on: December 06, 2011, 08:34:24 pm »
It amuses the hell out of me that you're trying to be a cooking troll.

Please, keep it up.  You don't realize how stupid you're making yourself look.

So are you saying celery salt is a good substitution for celery in a stock? Or are you focusing on me because you have nothing to add to the topic at hand?

u mad bro?

U scared bro?

We are all terrified that you will put oil in the pasta water and put celery salt on our roasted red pepper sandwiches.

WHO THA FUCK PUTS OIL IN THE PASTA WATER?



ASSHOLES, THAT'S WHO!

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Discordian Recipes / Re: stock without celery?
« on: December 06, 2011, 08:26:56 pm »
It amuses the hell out of me that you're trying to be a cooking troll.

Please, keep it up.  You don't realize how stupid you're making yourself look.

So are you saying celery salt is a good substitution for celery in a stock? Or are you focusing on me because you have nothing to add to the topic at hand?

u mad bro?

U scared bro?

We are all terrified that you will put oil in the pasta water and put celery salt on our roasted red pepper sandwiches.

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Discordian Recipes / Re: The poor [wo]man's paradise.
« on: December 06, 2011, 08:22:59 pm »
Tortillas.
Peanut butter
eggs
cheese
butter
potatoes
milk


Make gougeres , Pommes Robuchon, and sauce mornay.

Or, you could just put oil in the pasta water.

Jesus, LMNO. You might as well just PM the MGT.

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WHATEVER HAPPENED TO SATURDAY NIGHT?

WHEN YOU DRESSED UP SHARP AND YOU FELT ALL RIGHT?


IT DON'T SEEM THE SAME SINCE COSMIC LIGHT CAME INTO MY LIFE.

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I blame that protrait on having strange, bee-related dreams last night.

I normally don't mind bees, so there is absolutely no reason for me to be dreaming of killer bees attacking everyone except that painting.  That said, I hope his next series of work will be "celebrities with oversized insects".

Oooh! I will suggest that.

I think he might be mostly working on portraits of friends right now.

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I am very very surprised that the researchers didn't seem to consider the incredibly obvious factor of fantasy to account for the increased cerebral cortex activity in the masturbators.

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Discordian Recipes / Re: The poor [wo]man's paradise.
« on: December 06, 2011, 08:11:56 pm »
Tortillas.
Peanut butter
eggs
cheese
butter
potatoes
milk


Make gougeres , Pommes Robuchon, and sauce mornay.

Are you going to go to 50 posts this time?

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Discordian Recipes / Re: RWHN's Wicked-Good Grilled Cheese Sand-Witch
« on: December 06, 2011, 08:08:43 pm »
The red peppers are a terrible idea, too sweet, not much flavor. Roast some poblanos and you would be much better off. Also Carmelized onions and bacon lardons Don't forget to season your cheese with fleur de sel.

No. You see, the Mexicans of the Sonoran Fjords grew many varieties of pepper with which to ornament their crushed-quartz landscaping, but did not discover their edibility until 1947, when a group of native Californians led by the famous indian bandit Julia Child attacked one of their villages in search of brandy and was taken captive. In exchange for her freedom, Julia Child taught them to make guacamole in the traditional Japanese style, using chilies directly from their ornamental gardens and forever earning the respect of the Fjord peoples.

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Discordian Recipes / Re: Freeky's pimping guacamole dip
« on: December 06, 2011, 08:08:15 pm »
Liquid smoke?  :weary:

No. You see, the Mexicans of the Sonoran Fjords grew many varieties of pepper with which to ornament their crushed-quartz landscaping, but did not discover their edibility until 1947, when a group of native Californians led by the famous indian bandit Julia Child attacked one of their villages in search of brandy and was taken captive. In exchange for her freedom, Julia Child taught them to make guacamole in the traditional Japanese style, using chilies directly from their ornamental gardens and forever earning the respect of the Fjord peoples.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: UNLIMITED GOP 2012 PRIMARY CANDIDATE THREAD
« on: December 06, 2011, 07:49:09 pm »
Newt forgot to (or couldn't) pay the $1,000 filing fee in MO, so he can't even get on the ballot in that state.

I think we're being trolled.


Ahahahahahaaaa what?

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