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Auto tweeting :)

Isn't that another way of saying "spambot"?

Naw, it's RSS feeding the contents of the AGLF shop to Twitter. Hopefully this will be a good thing!

Big baby isn't a curse *knock on wood*

Nope.  I was 10 pounds 6 oz, myself.

I was a big 'un too, believe it or not.

Ultra sound puts him already at ten pounds, cycle says its got a week left

Nurses looking into forcing the process along

I wouldn't do anything without the OB or midwife's input.

Shit, it had me fooled long enough for me to contribute a "warning against Discordianism" article.

As far as I'm concerned, it was the guilty party's finest - if least known - moment.

I consider that individual to be one of Discordia's silent kingpins.

I don't know what you guys are talking about. Everyone on my list has EARNED this. It's what they get for all that PUT THIS IN YOUR STATUS UPDATE TO HONOR/REMEMBER/EMPOWER YOUR LOVED ONES/ FIGHT CANCER/WORLD HUNGER/CHILD ABUSE horseshit. And checking in every god damned five fucking seconds getting used to making sure The Man knows just where you are.

Screw those fuckers. I've been trying to "improve" their lives in small painfully interesting ways by myself. Frankly, I could use the help.


Also, "trusted friend" made me   :lol:

This is some good shit. Damn.

The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Killing=Hilarious
« on: December 30, 2010, 08:20:00 pm »
Yeah, but for the most part people who are into it are the sexual equivalent of suburban would-be punk rockers. Since punk rockers are basically a type of furry, and Santa Claus is basically a type of furry, that means that people who are into snuff porn are basically a type of furry.


Spurious logic ITT.

I'm not seeing any righteous causes where there are none.  They get off on the notion of killing someone as a sexual act.  Since the right to life is the most basic right you have, I consider them beneath rapists and child molesters.

Beneath rapists, yes.

Beneath child molesters, depends a lot on your views of the afterlife.  With mine I'd rather be dead than have been molested as a child, considering the consequences that tend to come with that.

Quit making excuses, aspie.  Tell us more about your hot wife that is always THIS close to being a big movie star, and why - with said hot wife - you need "e-girlfriends" to break up with (when they find out that you're a snuff freak).

Nah, my wife's obese.  lovely face, but big and fat.

I'm also not an aspie.  I'm borderline,  just as annoying but generally way creepier.

Code for "attention whore".

Well if it's really borderline, that's enough to convince me his fascination with snuff is really really badwrong creepy, in the sense that there is a chance he'd cross the line.

I kind of doubt anyone with normal empathy would be into snuff porn. That alone makes him dangerous IMO.

The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Killing=Hilarious
« on: December 30, 2010, 08:19:01 pm »
It looks to me like someone severely overestimated the trauma of rape.
Severely overestimated the trauma.

I know. I would never want to trivialize rape, but it's not the fucking end of the world. It's a violation and it's something to be fucking pissed about, and like any assault it'll leave you a bit cagey, but it's JUST A GODDAMN PENIS GUYS. It's not like, decades of parental emotional abuse, or cancer, or AIDS.

 :lulz: Facebook just got SIGNIFICANTLY better.

Discordian Recipes / Re: This post has been deleted.
« on: December 30, 2010, 02:06:15 am »
My favorite sandwich is actually from the grocery store. New Seasons makes some kickass sammiches.

The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Killing=Hilarious
« on: December 30, 2010, 01:49:18 am »
Right now I'm in the "fascinated by something disgusting" phase. As soon as that wears off I'll start ignoring you.

I don't give a shit about "victory". You leaving would be much more awesome than you not leaving.

Aneristic Illusions / Re: Tea Baggers, Isreali style!
« on: December 30, 2010, 01:43:50 am »
This kind of think was inevitable and is built directly into the structure of everything Israel is.

The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Killing=Hilarious
« on: December 30, 2010, 01:31:54 am »
Not to mention the sheer, unbelievable selfishness of thinking she might be better off dead so YOU wouldn't have to look in her eyes and see her pain.

Ohmyfuckinghell. You are a real piece of work.

The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Killing=Hilarious
« on: December 30, 2010, 01:28:30 am »
What would you prefer; that your daughter was raped and lived, or that she was murdered? Picture her dead in a ravine somewhere, and let me know if you still think people who were molested would be better off dead.

I don't know.  I certainly really really don't want either to happen.  I know that if she were raped and lived I'd do everything I could to get her proper therapy and whatnot so that she could live as healthy a life as possible.  I can't say that's better though.

I suppose I don't know enough about child sexual abuse to really judge, it's just a big scary bogeyman in my mind and I may be blowing it up to bigger proportions than it actually deserves.

I've been holding back from this, but the bolded parts cross the line. You don't know if you'd rather have your daughter alive or dead.
And you can't say it's better to live as healthy a life as possible, than to die.
This is...just...

Alive and seriously damaged or dead.  No, I do not know.

Nigel's got me pretty well convinced that the consequences are not as dire as I have blown them up to be in my mind though, so I am pretty sure I'd prefer she were alive.

"Seriously damaged". Oh my god. Just think about that for a minute. I can't even. What.

It's not like rapists cut off your arms and legs, or put out your eyes. They stick their dick in places you don't want them to. They put a piece of their meat in your meat, or maybe they fondle you while they jack off. The worst part isn't the rape or molestation; it's the shame most victims feel afterwards, because of attitudes like yours. YOU are the person who would make your daughter feel better off dead, not her rapist. You and everyone who thinks, like you, that people who have been sexually abused are somehow more "damaged" than people who have been through other kinds of trauma.

I mean, it's traumatic, but it's not as bad as, say, cancer. Would cancer survivors be better off dead? I would rather be raped than get cancer. Or lose my sight. Or any number of things that people live through all the time that are infinitely worse than being raped or molested.

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