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Messages - Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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as for scout i meant like douche who watches you play football to see if you are good enough to go to the big boy league.

 :lulz: Somebody didn't get the memo.

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please forgive my grammar.
You caught me in a good mood, by which, I mean I haven't slept in more hours than I am currently able to calculate, so alright. But I'm watching you....  :crankey:

i dont know if being watched by someone i believe is somewhat popular on this forum is a good thing.
im just here as a scout of some sort.
What a coincidence! Me too! I'm the person who warms people up for the REAL Horrible Cunts TM. Kinda , you know, poke you until we can see what color your blood is.
what if im too young to be a cunt and just want to see how funny the people on this site could be.

At first I was thinking Poptard, but I am rethinking this.

It might be poptard (no upper case).

I think it might be our new youngest member.

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I use facebook because I figure if I go long enough without saying anything someone will figure out I'm dead and call the cops.....

what sucks is that noone cares about eachother this generation and it makes everything awkward

Which generation? Who is Noone?

the sad generation of bitches and whores kids are forced to live in. and please forgive my grammar.

I take it you're about my daughter's age.

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I use facebook because I figure if I go long enough without saying anything someone will figure out I'm dead and call the cops.....

what sucks is that noone cares about eachother this generation and it makes everything awkward

Which generation? Who is Noone?

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Wait.

Are there bikers in Portland?

ETA:  Scooters don't count.  This ain't Quadraphenia.

We've got the Free Souls of course, Brother Speed, Outlaws, Gypsy Jokers, a few Vagos, and a few years ago we got Mongols. There is, in fact, a biker bar not five blocks from my house. It's behind a black, unmarked windowless storefront and the bikers park in back.

Did you ever read about this? http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32923524/ns/us_news-life/t/outlaw-bikers-crash-oregon-freeway/#.TkF61r9QXNo  :lulz: I shouldn't laugh. But fuck, it's still funny.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Spagbook
« on: August 09, 2011, 06:09:08 pm »
Nice!

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I told one hilariously artsy college student about Discordianism and he said he'd look it up.



And that's how we get pinealists, kids.

He takes himself WAY too seriously to be a pinealist. He was sporting some Inigo Montoya facial hair and sketching in a book with charcoal.

And why didn't you latch onto this guy?  Hell, he's bound to be headed for great things.  Imagine the joy you'd feel as he mopes in the basement, complaining that nobody understands his "work".  You can hold his hands and explain how the world is being terribly unfair.

Then you can whack him over the head with a glass dildo, shave half his beard off, and dump him behind a biker bar.

Dok,
Fuck you, I'm sick!



I already had one of those, his name was Blue Winterhawk.

But you didn't have my advice.

Think of those poor, underprivileged bikers, Nigel.

It makes me sad.  :cry:

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Literate Chaotic / Re: Unofficial What are you Reading Thread?
« on: August 09, 2011, 06:05:44 pm »
Just started reading Helen Fisher's "Anatomy of Love" last night. It's pretty interesting.

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I told one hilariously artsy college student about Discordianism and he said he'd look it up.



And that's how we get pinealists, kids.

He takes himself WAY too seriously to be a pinealist. He was sporting some Inigo Montoya facial hair and sketching in a book with charcoal.

And why didn't you latch onto this guy?  Hell, he's bound to be headed for great things.  Imagine the joy you'd feel as he mopes in the basement, complaining that nobody understands his "work".  You can hold his hands and explain how the world is being terribly unfair.

Then you can whack him over the head with a glass dildo, shave half his beard off, and dump him behind a biker bar.

Dok,
Fuck you, I'm sick!



I already had one of those, his name was Blue Winterhawk.

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I told one hilariously artsy college student about Discordianism and he said he'd look it up.



And that's how we get pinealists, kids.

He takes himself WAY too seriously to be a pinealist. He was sporting some Inigo Montoya facial hair and sketching in a book with charcoal.

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I posit - there's a rule about junkies. Kinda like a cross between Rule34 and Moores Law

Just when you think the latest wonderfix is as stupid/bad as it can possibly get - it will get stupider/worse

This kind of applies to politics as well, at least here in the United States of Crazytown.

 :lulz:

Eventually we'll combine the two with risky, hypocritical sexual behavior, culminating in a candidate publicly railing against homosexuals and drugs while receiving a blowjob and shooting up.

Go back to reply 39 on page 3 for a good example of sane behavior in politicians, booze, and safeguarding your own genetic line, the republican way.

Saw it

I love how all these sick fucks seek redemption by saying "I have an addiction and I realize now that I need to seek help"

FUCK THEM.

I actually have very low tolerance for the "addiction as disease" model. There is zero evidence that addiction is a type of disease. A vicious cycle, sure, and one that people can be predisposed to due to circumstance and environment, but the evidence that it's genetic, or fits the definition of "disease" rather than "self-inflicted injury" is sketchy at best and more often than not is used as an excuse for bad behavior.

I am willing to buy the "I can't stop myself from drinking", because I myself am addicted to tobacco.  I don't buy the "I drove a motor vehicle with my kids in it while sloshed because I have a sickness" line, though.

Right, it wouldn't be an addiction if it wasn't an addiction. It's when people use the "addiction as disease" concept to try to avoid social or legal condemnation for their actions that pisses me off.


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On a tea party website:

Me:  Why all the long faces?   :lulz:

Them:  You have been banned from this forum.  Date the ban will be lifted:  Never.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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as to attacking Coyote and Stelz, Coyote started it, I made a fool of myself with the attacking his military service thing and I aknowledge that, but sitting back while he dragged my perversions into every thread I posted in wasn't going to do any good either.

"Waaahhh wahhhhhh I bragged about indulging my sick and genuinely socially threatening fantasies and now people won't just keep mum about them."

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?


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BH, you know where I stand in terms of your fetishes and what not, and I don't have a problem with you, personally.

I DO have a problem with Wyldkat due to the BS she pulled on TCC. I do not like her.

That said, your current behavior is getting on my nerves. I don't blame you for WK's actions, but you gotta answer for your own. I can abide many things, but attacking Stelz and Coyote is not one of them. Not that they need my defending, of course, but you're starting a war you can't win.

Funny thing, I said the SAME DAMN THING to Yatto just before he flipped out completely. So make your choices BH, because you and I both know what's going to happen if it goes to the mattresses.

Honest advice. Pull the plug at TSC. Let it die. It failed. If you and WK wish to start fresh with a new site, so be it, but don't invite us unless you drastically change the way things are run, but given what i've seen of WK's modding style, that doesn't seem likely.

What Phox said.

I have enjoyed trolling with you, despite your frightening and appalling "fetish". I have been perfectly content never mentioning it, ever. But this turning into an apologetic, groveling turncoat dog the instant some internet pagan flashes the lure of e-pussy is just nauseating. You've essentially shown that you have no sense of community loyalty whatsoever if some smelly cunt might be available for you to fap to over your keyboard.

But you're headed down the same road as Fomenter now, which is taking the side of people who have repeatedly screwed us over and tried to exert "authority" over us. Thing is, in six months we'll still be here having fun and trolling pagans, and Wyldkat will still be an insufferable, manipulative, passive-aggressive, guilt tripping, slippery fat bitch who will never let you touch her IRL.

So, if that's what you want, keep on doing what you're doing.

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I'm still playing catch up from last week.  This is what happens when you go away for a few. 

So can anyone tell me how WK explained that she suddenly birthed 2 children ages 7 and 11 in the last 4 years?  Did they spring walking from her uterus?

It's a Pagan thing.  In a year or so, they'll eat their dad.

:mittens:

Heh.

What's REALLY funny is watching the snuff-dude try to dump on Stella over content.

You know, because everyone else over there is just cranking it right out.

she's the one who has 90% posts consisting of pictures of dildos.  It's not lack of content I'm calling her out on, it's the abundance of garbage.

Well, admins bullying people for posting too much crap is SURE to have the desired effect of making people post tons of content. It's true.

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