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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: ATTN: BLEACHERS
« on: July 01, 2011, 12:36:22 am »
AHAHAHAHA ANAL BLEACHING

I am reading an article about it right now. My favorite quote: "Is there any way of making my anus more pink or lighter in color? Mine is dark and I hate it. Any suggestions?"

I don't think I even knew assbleaching existed until I saw "Bridesmaids". Who the hell sits around being concerned about the color of their poopchute?

porn stars

That's valid.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: ATTN: BLEACHERS
« on: July 01, 2011, 12:23:19 am »
AHAHAHAHA ANAL BLEACHING

I am reading an article about it right now. My favorite quote: "Is there any way of making my anus more pink or lighter in color? Mine is dark and I hate it. Any suggestions?"

I don't think I even knew assbleaching existed until I saw "Bridesmaids". Who the hell sits around being concerned about the color of their poopchute?

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: ATTN: BLEACHERS
« on: July 01, 2011, 12:19:58 am »

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Potato sucking ex-papist breeder here i guess.

Twid,
jokingly responding to charley

Half-breed drunken broke down geritol setter here.



Drunk prairie nigger mud girl treefucking breeder slut, myself.  :lulz:

:cringe:

Nigel wins.

SWOTE

Do I get a certificate?

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I'm pretty sure there are a couple of my wild oats out there. One was a beautiful little girl named Destiny. Her mother was married, so I had to butt out.

I think I have a few too, but I can't be sure.

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Potato sucking ex-papist breeder here i guess.

Twid,
jokingly responding to charley

Half-breed drunken broke down geritol setter here.



Drunk prairie nigger mud girl treefucking breeder slut, myself.  :lulz:

31643
Bring and Brag / Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« on: June 30, 2011, 11:59:07 pm »
Those are awesome!

31644
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Unlimited Wikileaks Shenanigans
« on: June 30, 2011, 11:45:10 pm »
http://www.cnbc.com/id/42762811/The_Great_Wikileaks_Bank_of_America_Hoax

Theory is the more Wikileaks releases, the less leverage it has if Assange faces trial.  Therefore, he is sitting on them until he is legally clear/gains more incriminating documents.

That makes perfect sense.

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oh.  :|

yeah....  they should go for the groin.  comparing us to a bird is kinda weak.

You should write to the NAACP.

31646
butthurt is something you do to yourself.
So... does this mean I've been doing it wrong?  :sad:

On the other hand, the decision between KY and Astroglide is no longer going to haunt me at night.

Phox,
Is at least a polite butthurter.

:( It's not supposed to hurt.
Not sure if that was a joke fail on me or you're playing along to well. Either way, I got nothing.   :lulz:

 :lulz: I'm playing the straight man.
:lulz:

Oh, well. Joke roont.  :lulz:

OR IS IT?

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this is the first i've heard of 'peckerwood' being a racial slur against whites.  i always thought it was a general insult...
as a racial insult, i would think that black people would have latched on more heavily to the widely believed smaller relative size of dick.  that would hit harder than calling someone an 'evil oppressor'
is that what 'peckerwood' is supposed to conjure up?


No, apparently it likens white people to woodpeckers, on the basis that they're similarly noisy and useless.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: ATTN: TRIXIE
« on: June 30, 2011, 08:33:20 pm »
I would like to make the comment that I approve of this noob. His video amused me.

All yours Nigel, unless Suu gets at him.  :lulz:

Yeah, he was a slow bloomer but he grew on me. Hopefully my wife will spare his life.

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Hm. I think it's an interesting/cool idea, and that the kids will love it.

But I always loved scratch & sniff.

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butthurt is something you do to yourself.
So... does this mean I've been doing it wrong?  :sad:

On the other hand, the decision between KY and Astroglide is no longer going to haunt me at night.

Phox,
Is at least a polite butthurter.

:( It's not supposed to hurt.
Not sure if that was a joke fail on me or you're playing along to well. Either way, I got nothing.   :lulz:

 :lulz: I'm playing the straight man.

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