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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Psst! Nigel!
« on: April 01, 2011, 07:11:06 pm »
Oh totally. Most of the alternative weeklies are owned by one of two companies, so they tend to all look pretty much the same with the only notable difference being the quality of the feature writing, an area in which the Mercury is so abjectly awful that it's actually fun to read for the sheer terribleness of it.

One of the reasons the writing is so awful is that they will do ANYTHING to avoid paying for it, and there are enough mediocre wanna-be writers desperate just for publication credit that they rarely have to.

And you get what you pay for.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Psst! Nigel!
« on: April 01, 2011, 02:29:43 pm »
OH CHRIST

 :lulz:

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I want to cut and paste like a quarter of humankind and replace them all with her.

 :lulz:

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Okaaaaaay...
« on: April 01, 2011, 06:50:38 am »
AHAHAHAAHA OH

OH

OH

I am still watching the commercial, and I was trying to figure out how the hell the comments related before I realized it was a commercial.

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High Weirdness / Re: Obese Man Found Fused to Chair Dies
« on: April 01, 2011, 04:12:14 am »
Dear god.

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If you really get that many PMs from pagans, I am sorry.

Just recently.   :lulz:

*hangs head in shame*

WTF did YOU do?

You aren't responsible for their actions.  Why you continue to post at TCC, a board full of pompous frauds is beyond me, though.

Hell, one of the admins is a born again Christian.  At a Pagan board.  :lol:

That explains why they're so fucking uptight.

Only partly. I think they're pissed at you guys for making them look stupid so often.

They shouldn't make it so easy, then.

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I'd call them "LIFE ISN'T FAIR BAWWWWWWWW!!!" if it were up to me.

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So long as my accidental death and dismemberment insurance covers the costs of the funeral . . .

"Accidental"?  :lulz:

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If you really get that many PMs from pagans, I am sorry.

Just recently.   :lulz:

*hangs head in shame*

WTF did YOU do?

You aren't responsible for their actions.  Why you continue to post at TCC, a board full of pompous frauds is beyond me, though.

Hell, one of the admins is a born again Christian.  At a Pagan board.  :lol:

That explains why they're so fucking uptight.

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My favorite was "Insane Frown Posse".

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OH YES.

 :lulz:

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Ahahahahahaha!!!! Read all the comments. Fucking priceless!

http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/BlogtownPDX/archives/2010/06/08/name-this-band

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The Oregonian's coverage of yesterday's Red & Black anarchist press conference includes this fantastic photo that can really be nothing but a publicity shot for Portland's newest hit indie-rockers.



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The Subgenii were almost right.

They said "It's what you don't see that sells you."

It's actually "It's what you WON'T see that sells you."

But Roger, that means there isn't anyone to blame.....  :argh!:

Oh, but there IS.  They live in our bathrooms.  Go to the bathroom (work or home, doesn't matter), and look through the window above the sink.  There's the bastard.

YES.

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It ties into something I've been thinking about lately, which relates to the question of nuclear power. I hear "How else are we going to meet our power needs?"

And then I started wondering, what is it all for? Do we need it? Is it making us happy?

Do we even WANT it?

We desperately NEED it, but what we have, we WASTE.

When I stand on the upstairs balcony of my Fortress of Arrogance, and look down the mountain onto The City at night, I see a 40 mile long, 18 mile wide ribbon of neon lights...Mostly for businesses that aren't even open at that hour.

Electric razors, electric kitchen wisks, electric watches...Whatever happened to clockwork and good old muscle power?

That exactly it... we just throw it the fuck away. Why should car lots and malls that close at 8 be lit up like Vegas all night long? And all the electric bullshit that doesn't even work better than the manual versions, but takes up more space. Why? We don't even USE that crap. And then, AND THEN, we have to go TO A GYM and use the workout machines to tone our flabby asses. Because somehow we've come to a point where it's bad to do actual physical work to accomplish something practical, but good to spin a hamster wheel to tone the muscles we refuse to use for anything else.
 :lulz:

 :lulz:

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High Weirdness / Re: Woolworth's outlet the product of aliens
« on: March 30, 2011, 03:54:15 pm »
Woolworth's was based in NYC for years. The Woolworth's building is still there. But yeah, I haven't seen one open since I went there to buy pogs and sit in the luncheonette they had for grilled cheese. So that was middle school for me.

A-HAH!

 :lulz:

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