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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Generation Y Can't I Do That
« on: September 25, 2014, 09:56:21 pm »
So you live in the same town as a police shooting. OMG STOP THE PRESSES. Nobody else lives in the same town as a police shooting!

You are as dumb as cum lady. JAMES FOLEY. THE JOURNALIST IN SYRIA WHO WAS EXECUTED BY BEHEADING BY ISIS.

You were in Syria?  Or did you get your head cut off?  I'm not really paying attention.

Foley's from my town and I went to his funeral.

Fuck you though this reply means nothing to ya.

Wait, I thought you just said you KNEW him. Did you actually know him or did you just go to his funeral?

Get your story straight, child prodigy.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Generation Y Can't I Do That
« on: September 25, 2014, 09:54:58 pm »

So you live in the same town as a police shooting. OMG STOP THE PRESSES. Nobody else lives in the same town as a police shooting!

Who else was it that said they knew a black man that got shot on the corner?  I'm trying to say Von, but that doesn't seem right.

That organic cotton-candy-selling wannabe guru from my neck of the woods.  :lol:

Holist?

Reverend someone or other. Some jackass kept talking about a gang shooting from 1989 on a corner on Alberta, only he got the corner wrong, among other details.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Generation Y Can't I Do That
« on: September 25, 2014, 09:53:46 pm »
So you live in the same town as a police shooting. OMG STOP THE PRESSES. Nobody else lives in the same town as a police shooting!

You are as dumb as cum lady. JAMES FOLEY. THE JOURNALIST IN SYRIA WHO WAS EXECUTED BY BEHEADING BY ISIS.

Oh, I was supposed to read your drivel? And care about it? Newsflash: I don't.


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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Generation Y Can't I Do That
« on: September 25, 2014, 09:50:26 pm »
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Sure and unemployed white boy living in the suburbs with his mother isn't a stereotype.

Sure it's a stereotype... but that's not why I say it. I say that you're a sheltered, unemployed white boy sponging off his parents because based on your posts and your observable behavior, that's literally what you are.

Just like I'm literally a  homeowner in a nice neighborhood with a nice boyfriend and some nice children. Which is why your pathetic attempts at stereotyping me based solely on my race, rather than on my posts and observable behavior, fall flat.

It goes both ways sister. I think you're full of shit.

Fixed that quote for you, you internet wizard you.

You think I'm not a homeowner in a nice neighborhood with a nice boyfriend and some nice children? Why's that, because I'm black? :lulz:

Given that a number of people here know me, my boyfriend and my children, and several have been to my house, I'm gonna say "whoopie for you".

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Generation Y Can't I Do That
« on: September 25, 2014, 09:48:03 pm »

So you live in the same town as a police shooting. OMG STOP THE PRESSES. Nobody else lives in the same town as a police shooting!

Who else was it that said they knew a black man that got shot on the corner?  I'm trying to say Von, but that doesn't seem right.

That organic cotton-candy-selling wannabe guru from my neck of the woods.  :lol:

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: I did this for you
« on: September 25, 2014, 09:47:03 pm »
I have taken to immediately regifting almost everything given to me. There have been a few things that I really loved, but for the most part it goes promptly to someone else or to Goodwill.

Then there's another category of "gift", which is the kind where someone thinks they're doing something nice for you, but you are just tolerating it because it makes them happy. I'm not exactly sure how to address that one.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: I did this for you
« on: September 25, 2014, 09:42:22 pm »
Gifts become property and property needs to be looked after.
Therefore unwanted gifts are an attack on your well-being. Take revenge, give them a worse gift, for example the gift you just received but now on fire.

Polite people suffer the most under this kind of attack, complete and utter bastards do fine.

 :lulz:
Don't laugh!! The first and last line are a pretty accurate description of my position on  unwanted gifts (I.E. most of them). The fire bit never actually happened. Well... not on purpose.

Oh no, I was laughing because it's also how I feel about 99.9% of gifts.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Generation Y Can't I Do That
« on: September 25, 2014, 09:40:17 pm »
Trot out some more racist stereotypes you learned on teevee, little piglet. :lol: You can't even come up with insults that aren't someone else's idea.

Here's the thing; you're repugnant. I have no idea whether you're physically repugnant, but you are intellectually and psychologically a queasy combination of pathetic and repellent. Maybe if you would spend a fraction of the effort you put into being mentally deficient on the internet into learning how to be an interesting, or even just a decent, human being, you might get a different reaction from women than "AUGH get it away from me!".

Until then, unfortunately, you are pretty much going to keep on being a mouthbreathing virgin who spends his days taking up space on his parents' couch and hates anyone who isn't just like him.

Sure and unemployed white boy living in the suburbs with his mother isn't a stereotype.

That's the kind of thing you goons are into now right though? Home invasions now that your buddy the Incredible Amazing Unbirthing Muslim Obongo and his army of liberal black dick lovers bans guns for people who can manage to avoid not getting convicted for beating up their relatives, fleeing child support or landing their entire Mosque on the terrorist watchlist because Shadron can't get his dick wet and thinks everyone else should suffer so starts talking out of line right?

Who the fuck in their right mind would want to "move out" to low cost inner city apartments filled with the next generation of ISIS wannabejihadis with bling that'll never beat the House of Saud and pay rent in full when Obozo's "urban renewal" gives those po oppressed black folk free housing OH BUT IT SUCKS TO BUY HOUSING THE RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH, build your own fucking house then, try to go one better than a fucking mud hut though.

You don't pay taxes are you fucking shitting me, if anything you'd be mad to hear I don't because it's money out of your welfare grabbing ass. Pay your taxes white boy I gotta grip n sip!

I wait for the night some thug home invaders bust into my place, ISIS doesn't scare me, your little beheading tricks don't make me flinch. I used to work in a slaughterhouse. I can do things with an automatic bone saw that'd make you piss your pants.  Your fucking thug bling bling gun waving no aim coudn't hit the broadside of a fucking barn doesn't scare me. You come over to the woods up north east of the Bronx and I'll show you a good time. We can talk about wealth redistribution then I'll introduce you to some militias planning to blow the UN away when they try to pull a coup for your precious world of "peace" and "freedom from white privilege".

You wanna know what I look like, just a skinny white dude with a beard, nothing remarkable about this face. I don't look like some fuckface from Duck Dynasty either. I used to be an artist into peace and love but I don't have any time for that bullshit anymore.

Oh and James Foley? I knew him. His funeral was in my town, where he grew up. Empty casket though. All kinds of people showed up. Black, white, Muslim, a real human family affair. And that's good. That's the kind of thing that renews my faith in the human race, ironically because a good man who was a total example of multiculturalism at its best and his death extremism at its worst. So it's ironic that it gives me some faith in humanity but I don't have very much left.

What people DON'T know about Foley though, is he made documentaries on how putrid Islam is. So he was a target from the get go. They won't tell you that. Inconvenient truth.

And I see all these young black punks flocking to join ISIS, and I see the guy who beheaded him, the guy MI5 fingered, smug little shit wearing his black keffiyeh thought he was safe and he reminds me EXACTLY of a kid I used to hang out with who got me all into this FREE PALESTINE and FUCK ISRAEL shit. Asked me for a loan one day, I still being naive and good natured gave it to him, never heard from him again then next thing I know I hear about him shooting shit into his arm and trying to "launch a music career". Calls me up asking for more money one day after giving me a sob story about how he had to beat his girlfriend because she wouldn't shut up, expecting me to be intimidated. There's one more asshole who shouldn't have the chance to get all uppity and behead some completely defenseless journalist.

Don't fucking talk down to me like I don't get a taste of the world. I've had my fucking fill of it. Hell of a lot more I just can't talk about.

 :lulz: Liar.

So you live in the same town as a police shooting. OMG STOP THE PRESSES. Nobody else lives in the same town as a police shooting!

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Generation Y Can't I Do That
« on: September 25, 2014, 09:39:13 pm »
Nigel, your responses are quite worth reading, they are just not worth reading that idiot's verbal diarrhea for.

Oh, you don't have to READ it. :lol: I just skim it to get the gist and then respond to my general impression of his below-average performance.


 

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Generation Y Can't I Do That
« on: September 25, 2014, 09:37:14 pm »
It's fairly excruciatingly clear, GlompChomp, that you are currently engaged in doing exactly jack shit with your life, other than bop around internet forums trying to impress people with how mindlessly offensive you can be.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Generation Y Can't I Do That
« on: September 25, 2014, 09:36:00 pm »
Trot out some more racist stereotypes you learned on teevee, little piglet. :lol: You can't even come up with insults that aren't someone else's idea.

Here's the thing; you're repugnant. I have no idea whether you're physically repugnant, but you are intellectually and psychologically a queasy combination of pathetic and repellent. Maybe if you would spend a fraction of the effort you put into being mentally deficient on the internet into learning how to be an interesting, or even just a decent, human being, you might get a different reaction from women than "AUGH get it away from me!".

Until then, unfortunately, you are pretty much going to keep on being a mouthbreathing virgin who spends his days taking up space on his parents' couch and hates anyone who isn't just like him.

Sure and unemployed white boy living in the suburbs with his mother isn't a stereotype.

Sure it's a stereotype... but that's not why I say it. I say that you're a sheltered, unemployed white boy sponging off his parents because based on your posts and your observable behavior, that's literally what you are.

Just like I'm literally a  homeowner in a nice neighborhood with a nice boyfriend and some nice children. Which is why your pathetic attempts at stereotyping me based solely on my race, rather than on my posts and observable behavior, fall flat.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Generation Y Can't I Do That
« on: September 25, 2014, 08:58:18 pm »
Unfortunately, as I mentioned, my days on vacation are almost over and I'm going out of town tomorrow, so I probably won't have time to verbally debase you nearly as much as you actually deserve. :lol:

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Generation Y Can't I Do That
« on: September 25, 2014, 08:56:18 pm »

Oh, good, a sheltered little junior philosopher who thinks that the infant human species has already thought all the good thinks. Why don't you and racism-boy up there crawl back into your mommy's basements and make sweet, sheltered, ignorant love with each other while congratulating yourselves on knowing so much more about the world than people who have actually experienced it know?

I DIDN'T FUCKING SAY THAT JESUS METHUSELAH SIDDHARTHA'S BATFORM GUANO CHRIST I SAID EVERYONE HERE IS ACTING LIKE OH GLOMPCHOMP OH, YOU ARE NOT AN ICONOCLAST THEREFORE U R TEH SUK FOR SAYING THINGS PEOPLE SAID BEFORE THAT WAS MEAN SOMETIMES. NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I ENGAGE IN DISCUSSION ABOUT THE 3023rd BATMAN SPINOFF AND EJACULATE INTO THE SAME GENERAL 10 FEET OF SPACE I NORMALLY DO EVERY TUESDAY AND CONSUME MY 12,302th HOT POCKET OF MY LIFE. EVERYTHING MUST BE NEW AND SHINY TO ME IN A WAY THAT MY OLD MIND DENTURES CAN MASTICATE SO FUCK YOU HURRDURR YOU ARE TROLLING U LIKE SEMEN BUTTSEX LULZ INTERNET

NO. I AM PUTTING MY FOOT DOWN AND THERE IS NO DOG POOP UNDERNEATH IT.

Of course you replied promptly, you're unemployed.  :lol: So do you think your precious little attitude is going to hold up long when you actually have to pay your own bills? Or are you just planning on sponging off your mom and denying reality until you're old enough to get on SSI?

You replied prompty so I'm guessing your food stamps and EBT came in right on time and you didn't have to go flash mob Best Buy.

Did your mother not love you enough? I hear the rate of parent to child disownment amongst black people is an epidemic. I pay Bill for things and I am REALLY HAVING A DIFFICULT TIME TRYING TO UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT HAS TO DO WITH THIS ARGUMENT.

DID THE UTILITY MAN TOUCH YOU IN THE NO-NO SPOT?

Trot out some more racist stereotypes you learned on teevee, little piglet. :lol: You can't even come up with insults that aren't someone else's idea.

Here's the thing; you're repugnant. I have no idea whether you're physically repugnant, but you are intellectually and psychologically a queasy combination of pathetic and repellent. Maybe if you would spend a fraction of the effort you put into being mentally deficient on the internet into learning how to be an interesting, or even just a decent, human being, you might get a different reaction from women than "AUGH get it away from me!".

Until then, unfortunately, you are pretty much going to keep on being a mouthbreathing virgin who spends his days taking up space on his parents' couch and hates anyone who isn't just like him.

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Bring and Brag / Re: WEIRDOVERSE
« on: September 25, 2014, 08:40:29 pm »
Yeah I love it!

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Generation Y Can't I Do That
« on: September 25, 2014, 08:36:33 pm »
People are talking about TV because, incredibly, it's actually LESS boring than whatever mental vomit you're blorting onto your keyboard.  :lol:

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