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Messages - Kurt Christ

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Apple Talk / Re: You and your clone
« on: November 04, 2011, 11:09:46 pm »
Modify the throne into a two seater. Proceed to instigate civil war over who keeps putting their leg on the other's side.

Apple Talk / Re: You and your clone
« on: November 04, 2011, 09:39:25 pm »
We would groom our facial hair into different ridiculous styles and get into bare knuckle boxing matches in public over nonsensical insults.
We'd watch each other's backs until one of our paranoia got the better of us and we turned on each other. Then whichever of us survived would express his deep regrets at having to kill the other him on his deathbed.

Apple Talk / Re: Post ITT, and within 24 hours, I will assign you...
« on: November 03, 2011, 06:21:06 pm »
I did wear my assigned costume. I am still trying to get pictures of it emailed to me, though.

Apple Talk / Re: So E.O.T. drops by to use my computer,
« on: October 19, 2011, 10:50:05 pm »
Dug this up, as it is somewhat relevant:

Techmology and Scientism / Re: Mitonuclear match.
« on: October 18, 2011, 05:52:04 pm »
So, I was taking a break from studying biochem to read and ended up reading Kai summarizing what I was supposed to be studying anyway. Although not a suitable substitute, I found it a rather entertaining happenstance.

Apple Talk / Re: Halloween 2011
« on: October 16, 2011, 06:37:15 am »
Just bandages, and got a friend to help. I had to drink everything though a straw though.
I had to do that for my Scarecrow last year (though at least I could take the mask off if I really needed to).

I support replacing all public servants with prison inmates. Firefighters, Policemen, Prison Guards, Social Workers, Legislators, and the President of the United States. Our government would be run with significantly higher ethical standards that way.

Apple Talk / Re: Scholar still.
« on: October 11, 2011, 06:08:38 am »
I love these moments of clarity, when you realize that your stress is self-inflicted and you can just fucking stop.
Best wishes with regard to your papers and job hunt, but above all remember not to beat yourself up too much.

Apple Talk / Re: I hate spiders, but...
« on: October 09, 2011, 10:29:06 pm »
I like spiders. I never kill em in my house.

But isn't that because the alternative in Florida is 2-foot-long crocodile-cockroach hybrids that spit acid?
You can have both.

Apple Talk / Re: Pope Rat, the Queen, and mass graves of kids
« on: October 09, 2011, 01:38:58 am »
The Examiner is currently looking for a Mafia Wars correspondent, a Dog News correspondent, a Ron Paul correspondent, a Long Distance Relationships correspondent, a Hipster Culture correspondent, a Fantasy Golf correspondent and a Style For Moms correspondent.

Besides, everyone (or nearly everyone) knows the Examiner is full of shit anyway.  I mean, hell, Wyldkat from TCC writes for them.
Shit, I can write bullshit about inane topics I know next to nothing about. Opportunity is knocking!

And for some reason, our state's farm industry has a sudden severe labor shortage. I wonder... nah, probably no connection.

I'm trying to convince my thrillseeker friend to team up with me and go to Burundi to hunt that thing.


Because I will then be a modern day Beowulf.  Think about it; Ancient scaly man eating monster terrorizing a village?  Seriously?  And nobody's trying to kill it.

Like hell.
You've got it all wrong. Didn't you see the 2007 Beowulf movie?
You've got to track down the monster, and then fuck the hell out of it.

Apple Talk / Re: I am incredibly stupid and help me get my drugs.
« on: October 05, 2011, 09:57:38 pm »
Is it being delivered to your house, or a post office?

« on: October 03, 2011, 02:33:21 am »

Aneristic Illusions / Re: Commit a crime, go to church
« on: September 28, 2011, 12:31:03 am »
This is the reason that there are Discordians. We need to get a church registered in Alabama!

Do we have any Alabamians on the board?  I looked up Bay Minette and it's about 45 minutes north of Gulf Shores, so it has that going for it.

"Oh yeah, your honor. He was here all day. got nice and filled up with the spirit he did."
Some might worry about the fact that their bar's clientele consists mainly of convicted criminals, but I say that they know if they were to skip out on their tab, then I will tell the judge they didn't show.
I'm from Alabama, although I currently live in the Birmingham area. If navcat's still in Mobile, she'd be closer.

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