There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.
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Just bandages, and got a friend to help. I had to drink everything though a straw though.I had to do that for my Scarecrow last year (though at least I could take the mask off if I really needed to).
You can have both.I like spiders. I never kill em in my house.
But isn't that because the alternative in Florida is 2-foot-long crocodile-cockroach hybrids that spit acid?
The Examiner is currently looking for a Mafia Wars correspondent, a Dog News correspondent, a Ron Paul correspondent, a Long Distance Relationships correspondent, a Hipster Culture correspondent, a Fantasy Golf correspondent and a Style For Moms correspondent.Shit, I can write bullshit about inane topics I know next to nothing about. Opportunity is knocking!
Besides, everyone (or nearly everyone) knows the Examiner is full of shit anyway. I mean, hell, Wyldkat from TCC writes for them.
I'm trying to convince my thrillseeker friend to team up with me and go to Burundi to hunt that thing.You've got it all wrong. Didn't you see the 2007 Beowulf movie?
Because I will then be a modern day Beowulf. Think about it; Ancient scaly man eating monster terrorizing a village? Seriously? And nobody's trying to kill it.
I'm from Alabama, although I currently live in the Birmingham area. If navcat's still in Mobile, she'd be closer.This is the reason that there are Discordians. We need to get a church registered in Alabama!Do we have any Alabamians on the board? I looked up Bay Minette and it's about 45 minutes north of Gulf Shores, so it has that going for it."Oh yeah, your honor. He was here all day. got nice and filled up with the spirit he did."Some might worry about the fact that their bar's clientele consists mainly of convicted criminals, but I say that they know if they were to skip out on their tab, then I will tell the judge they didn't show.