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Principia Discussion / Re: "Goddess" ... Just Sexist Bullshit?

« on: May 28, 2008, 04:36:36 am »

I don't really use the phrase "Oh my God," but I will say "God damn it," "Goddess damn it," "Gods damn it," or "God, sigular or plural, male or female, existant or nonexistant, damn it" depending on how I feel.

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Principia Discussion / Re: Spag?

« on: May 23, 2008, 12:20:51 am »

Right, its actually Spagasus.

Spag-Sothoth

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The peanut gallery / Re: Duty Discordian Popes. Now is the time to write our Commandments(Commemedments)

« on: May 10, 2008, 03:38:37 am »

Thou shalt obey no command out of fear of authority, but only out of love and willingness.

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Principia Discussion / Re: OVERRATED THINGS

« on: May 08, 2008, 12:44:57 am »

The previous post in this thread.

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The peanut gallery / Re: Duty Discordian Popes. Now is the time to write our Commandments(Commemedments)

« on: April 20, 2008, 07:45:54 pm »

Thou shalt not call musics genres other than hardcore by names ending in -core. Serioulsy, metalcore, thrashcore, grindcore, buttseckscore,,,get some more original names!

PS: If Applecore isn't already taken, we should ignore this commandment and declare Applecore to be the genre of Discordian music.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: The Haiku Game

« on: April 20, 2008, 05:43:36 am »

Shamanic mushrooms
I speak with spirits tonight
All things answer me

Next Topic: The Clash

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Principia Discussion / Re: Neophilic Irreligions

« on: April 20, 2008, 02:59:57 am »

I see it as "Neophallic Irreligions," and I've decided I like it better that way.

Fair enough, but I'm having trouble comprehending exactly what a "Neophallus" is.

Maybe this will help you:
http://www.headinjurytheater.com/article59.htm

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Discordian Recipes / Re: Golden Apples

« on: April 19, 2008, 08:41:11 pm »

Sharpie was my fist thought, but I would prefer something edible if I can get any suggestion for it. If not, Shapie it will be.

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Discordian Recipes / Golden Apples

« on: April 19, 2008, 06:31:47 pm »

I'm not sure whather to put this in OM or here, so move it if there's an issue.

I want to pull a stunt handing out Golden Apples of Discord to random people. So far, I've got this plan:
Step One: Buy a bag of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Delicious
Step Two: Eat about half of them, becuase I love those fuckers.
Step Three: Write Kallisti on the remainder.
Step Four: Go to a place with a decent amount of pedestrian traffic and hand out apples to random people.

My question is, what is non-toxic, non-bad tasting, easily obtainable, and easily readable that I can use to write on the apples?

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Literate Chaotic / Re: The Haiku Game

« on: April 18, 2008, 04:43:23 am »

My i-pod palying
Oblivious to the world
Falling around me

Next Topic: 

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Principia Discussion / Re: Neophilic Irreligions

« on: April 18, 2008, 03:40:43 am »

Is it bad that, no matter how many times I check this forum and see this thread, I always read its title as "Necrophilic Irreligions" and think Eww...Oh, that's not what it says at all. EVERY SINGLE TIME!

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Literate Chaotic / Re: The Haiku Game

« on: April 16, 2008, 04:38:17 am »

Those two legs of yours
Do not make you better than
Any other beast

Next Topic: Robotic primates

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Nein, du Führer!

« on: April 16, 2008, 04:03:22 am »

Beats what I've gathered from High School English courses and a little bit of chance discovery.

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Nein, du Führer!

« on: April 16, 2008, 03:28:57 am »

I thought that "ye" and "thee" were the plural forms of "you" and "thou," respectively. Or perhaps we are thinking of the laguage at different point of time?

"Ye" and "you" were the plural forms of "thou" and "thee". "Ye" and "you", however, could be used as formal singular pronouns.

So, into modern English:

Thou - you
Thee - you (accusitive)

Ye - you (formal)
You - you (formal accusitive)

Ye - y'all
You - y'all (accusitive)

I conceed, good sir, to your superior liguistic knowledge.

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Nein, du Führer!

« on: April 16, 2008, 02:02:27 am »

I thought that "ye" and "thee" were the plural forms of "you" and "thou," respectively. Or perhaps we are thinking of the laguage at different point of time?