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Or Kill Me / Re: Autism adhd and rough drafts for forensic.
« on: Yesterday at 06:52:41 pm »
Is there a distinction between mental illness and mental disorder?  What if someone has the symptoms of, say, ADHD - but they like it that way?? Does that happen?

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what are your motivations for dating?

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I had a dream that I was on a school bus and some friends were trying to figure out how long it would take to get to some island by boat. 

they were like, "it's this far in this direction and this far in that direction, so it should be . . . umm"

then I was like, "the problem is that you're not thinking one-dimensionally"

then george takei turned around and high-fived me and we started talking about those ear bugs that khan put in chekov's ear.

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Hey, I know it wasnt in this thread, but thanks everybody for all the links on humor analysis.  I look forward to reading them when I go back on midnights.

Also, someone is in jail tonight because of me tonight... Never called the cops on anyone before...

The story - got the kids off the bus.  Bus driver says, 'there's a guy down the road stuck in a snowbank, looks like he needs help.  I think he's drunk'

So I go try to pull him out.

He doesn't want help, but I don't want to be responsible for him freezing to death - its fucking cold and windy.

Neighbor shows up to help. 

Guy pulls knife on neighbor.

We leave.  I call cops.

You did the right thing.

Police attempted to serve me papers today, but I wasn't home.  I hope it's because I am to be a witness in this fuckwit's trial.

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Hey, I know it wasnt in this thread, but thanks everybody for all the links on humor analysis.  I look forward to reading them when I go back on midnights.

Also, someone is in jail tonight because of me tonight... Never called the cops on anyone before...

The story - got the kids off the bus.  Bus driver says, 'there's a guy down the road stuck in a snowbank, looks like he needs help.  I think he's drunk'

So I go try to pull him out.

He doesn't want help, but I don't want to be responsible for him freezing to death - its fucking cold and windy.

Neighbor shows up to help. 

Guy pulls knife on neighbor.

We leave.  I call cops.

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I think there's also a neurological component to lifting.  That is, you can only try[\i] as hard as your brain and nerves will allow.

To put it another way, if you transplant a power lifter's brain into a pipsqueak's body, he/she could easily break bones or tear ligaments just by flexing.

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http://explosm.net/rcg

I don't even know why it's funny.

 :lulz: :? :lulz: :? :lulz: :? :lulz:

does anyone know if there is anything like a formal humor analysis method?  something like sentence diagrams? 
i know there are different types of jokes - but they should, then, be classifiable, right?
i'm not having much luck with internet searches but it something i randomly get interested in and then forget about.

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Numpy in my Pythonic Fortran
« on: January 08, 2015, 05:09:35 am »
I was using F77 - it worked but it was cumbersome

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Numpy in my Pythonic Fortran
« on: January 08, 2015, 12:29:34 am »
I took a Fortran class in college. 

I learned the Fortran is not very good for combinatorial algorithms

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i've developed a strong distaste for classic rock - not because it sucks - there's some really great classic rock music.

but, because any job i've ever had where there was a radio - classic rock is what was on that radio.  i now strongly associate classic rock with being at work.

has anyone else experienced this?

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Doesn't normal depend on whether or not you're on meth?

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It always tickled me that, in physics, perpendicular is referred to as "normal"

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Gee, thanks

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Linear thinking? As opposed to nonlinear thinking?

Please to explain

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Aya
« on: December 13, 2014, 04:48:03 pm »
Science has been known to cause blindness when in the hands of a woman.
:lulz:

weird

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