QuoteEris is a MOTHERFUCKING BITCH.I would say I like what you wrote, but considering how wonderfully friendly some people are around here to me no matter what I post, I'll refrain.
Or the fairies are. Or the Grand Sense of Humor that Rules the Universe. Somebody thinks I'm funny.
Since wandering into the Discordian pie-stand, I have observed the following:
-Weird shit happening....
Here's a couple answers I've heard from Christians who believe Satan is everywhere waiting to get you (although I'm translating from God to Goddess, and from Satan to Greyface). Choose one:
1) If your heart were truly right with Goddess, Greyface wouldn't be able to touch you like that. If Greyface is able to get you that much, the reason you're having so many problems is because you aren't right with Goddess. Your problems mean you're doing Bad!
2) Now that you're with Goddess, Greyface doesn't like it. So Greyface is really going after you to try to get you back. That's why you're having so many problems. Your problems mean you're doing Good!
You old fraud. You spout off how Old Skool you are, but the above post runs counter to all POEE Cabal teachings as found in the Principia Discordia.
Greyface is the embodiment of Order and Deadly Seriousness. Eris is the embodiment of Chaos and Weirdness and Damnded Things That Can't be Cataloged.
To place the reasons for the Weird Shit happening to Cal on Greyface clearly shows your ignorance of the Old Ways of Discordia.
So STFU and GTFO.
DAMN IT! Somebody finally caught me. I was using the old Chairman Mao trick: "Cloak the revolution in the clothing of the past." But as you found me out, I might as well admit it. I'm really a Born-Again, Spirit-Filled, Pinko-Communist-Fascist, LeftWinged-RightWinger, Kabalan Neo Nazi Anarchist Discordian who's never even been to a Starbucks.