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This is also why those in Hell never look back, of course.  Not because the contrast of the living world and where you are now is too depressing.  No.  Instead, because the state of your head will color those experiences as hopeless and banal, too.  Some Christians define Hell as "the absence of God", and I am uncertain as to whether I agree with that.  I feel that it is more the absence of Hell's inmates.  You have become a memory of a person, with memories of accomplishments that just don't seem important anymore AND you can't remember why you used to think they were amazing.

That, that right there is really disturbing.

Great piece.

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Done! Good luck to your friend.

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For those wondering about this comment on FB:

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This whole comment section is lail. Not the good kind of lail though. The kind of lail that makes you laugh until your throat is hoarse, and then you feel something like a small piece of vomit at the back of your throat, and you try to swallow to make it go away but you can't stop laughing while you do so and it turns into an almost choke. And then you finally get your breath back, but the feeling is still there at the back of your throat, and no matter how much you swallow or have to drink that small feeling and vague taste of vomit just wont go away.

I'm good.  My metaphors just get...strange when I'm on odd sleep patterns.

In the context of the thread it was the most sensical reply.

"No I am not comparing progressive liberals to Nazis. I'm just saying that they do a bunch of Nazi things. I don't know how much clearer I can be."

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Somebody make sure Twid is okay.

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Whoa dude.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: Don't Break The Chain
« on: February 26, 2015, 10:40:47 pm »

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Daily Telegraph: Shock, horror
« on: February 25, 2015, 10:43:14 pm »
Just for reference, which papers can we still take seriously?

It's still "none of them", right?

Weekly World News has some promising breakthroughs on Batboy.

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SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK THIS IS INSUFFERABLE HOW HAVE YOU NOT KILLED THIS MAN

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SJW?

Sapient Jupiter Worms - a misnomer and pejorative given to the all benevolent Titan slugs, may their psychic harmony enshroud us all.

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Shit.

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Eighteenth Moon, Third Quarter of the Snows, the Year of December three thousand two hundred and Fifty two

I rise from bed and dress.

Before I leave my quarters, I kneel on the hard sandstone floor and praise the Eighth Sigil adorning my door, offering my morning repetitions.

"Many days hath December,
No other can we remember.
Still we recall the fifty-third day,
our failure then, and why we pray.
Kneeling and reverential,
We forgot the eggs, they were essential."


 :lulz:

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: ORIGINS thread.
« on: February 23, 2015, 03:54:51 pm »
Weaponized brisket.   :lulz:

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Speak No More
« on: February 23, 2015, 12:55:42 pm »
LMNO I'm finally buying tickets for this. I'm trying to avoid a stay in NYC overnight so the earlier I get in the better, but if I hit up the 7:00 show do I miss the finale, or do they do a separate finale for each entry?

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Discordian Recipes / Re: PD Recipe Thread
« on: February 22, 2015, 11:31:32 pm »
Depends on the brand.  Some sliced cheese is in fact nothing but lard bound by industrial alcohol (chemically similar to a Twinkie).

Some is actual cheese.

On the other hand, I like this false catagorization/exclusionary trend, and will now state that cheese is only cheese if you make it yourself from raw milk.

I am of the firm opinion that anything is cheese if you just call it cheese.

You sir, are a philistine and a sell out to Big Cheese.

Hey, call me whatever you want. I'm going to go enjoy my medium-rare cheese with cheese chutney.

This was up there with that NaNoWriMo argument I had with Nigel as one of my favorite interactions I've had on PD. We're seriously just a bunch of fucking dickheads.   :lulz:

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