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I believe it was Enki originally, gloriously not getting some joke or another.

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What the fuck are you doing running down high school kids. Man I love this series.  :lulz:

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I don't even know what that IS.  :lulz:

What LMNO said.

Also, it's a guy dancing surrounded by 9 Flex Mentallo clones.  Which makes me gibber with glee.

Actually, it's Jason Statham.  :lulz: He did a lot of modeling before becoming an actor. Here's the whole video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWu3JqLMImY

You're welcome.

Iason Statham

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: April 18, 2015, 03:01:24 pm »
In the filming of Star Wars (1977) George Lucas subconsciously alluded to a series of gruesome murders he committed during film school. In subsequent decades he vehemently disavowed the original film in favor or recuts and enhanced editions that eliminated his coded confession. Painstaking fan made recreations of the original lead to a horrifying discovery.

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Is chaos about order?
« on: April 17, 2015, 01:01:24 pm »




Who wants a muffin?

What is that gif? and why was my first thoughts"what is that?"  followed by "Wonder what it giving a bj would feel like."

It's from Alice by Jan Švankmajer, a Czech filmmaker.  He does all sorts of surrealist stop-motion films, and other stuff.  Easily google-able.

OH MAN AWESOME I'LL HAVE TO...

CZECH IT OUT

BAHAHAHA

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Is that a flounce post? Oh please let that be a flounce post.

I don't know, I thought the previous one was a flounce post.

IF ONLY THERE WERE SOME FORM OF COMMUNICATION WHERE SPECIFIC STRUNG TOGETHER SYMBOLS CONVEYED MEANING

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Is chaos about order?
« on: April 17, 2015, 02:56:54 am »
Split Lanes Ahead
The better you takes the other route.

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Is chaos about order?
« on: April 17, 2015, 02:52:25 am »
Reading puts fear in my heart.

EXACTLY, that's why I never read. It could change your fucking life. Like it's to the point. I don't even read signs. What if someone put something like "god is a lie" on one of those red octagons. It could change my whole world view.

 :lulz:

I like the idea of road signs telling horrible truths.

Exit 49 - 2 Miles
The certainty of your death.
Last exit before highway ends.

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I HOPE IT ISN'T SATIRE BECAUSE FUCK YOU

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Literate Chaotic / Re: Five word horror
« on: April 16, 2015, 12:41:52 pm »
The horror won't end until

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I just found this on the note taking app on my phone.

"The clock that waits. It has not stopped it has arrived."

 :eek:

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: BIG MAN PLANS
« on: April 14, 2015, 08:35:34 pm »
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When I am rich, I will bring water to Tucson just to spite it.

You know exactly how this will end. It'd be like that Ice palace/rink that got built in Turkmenistan(?). Shit idea. On so many levels. Where-ever that one was, all it did was cause malaria and mosquitos to spread like fuck.

And this insane fucker wants to do this. To Tucson.

WHAT THE FUCK WOULD SPREAD FROM TUCSON. WHAT. WHAT. EVIL AND HELL IS FUCKING WHAT.

I honestly don't know how much evidence you puppet fuckers need before you do what must be fucking done and string up the false mexico for his string of offences and continued plotting of offences against humanity on what is clearly intended to be a global scale causing death, famine, panic and the simultaneous spread of Gene and Richard Simmons DVDS to collections worldwide.

Any civilised society would have skinned him from their fingernails, slowly. Your restraint causes questions on your moral character.

We shall discuss Roger in due course. We first need to find a jury of "peers" that can later be convicted accordingly.

When I am rich, this man is my voice in all matters. His symbol of office will be a meteorite iron crowbar.

When I am rich, Lillie shall sit upon a throne of chair arms.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: BIG MAN PLANS
« on: April 14, 2015, 07:53:57 pm »
When I am rich, I will have the drop bear genetically engineered.

When I am rich, I will bring water to Tucson just to spite it.

When I am rich, the hedge maze will be equal parts Escher, Giger, and Seuss.

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I feel like he just wants someone to compliment his gif collection, then he will move on. I will sacrifice myself for the cause...

Hey jonb. Nice gif collection.

 :lulz:

I just like how versatile it is. It's almost like they're completely interchangeable because he isn't saying anything at all.

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