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Russ Meyers: Apple Talk / Re: Are you ready for the finals?
« on: September 13, 2017, 11:57:48 am »
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Davidson,

I'm writing you on behalf of the school board in regards to your son, Jeremy Davidson. There has been a severe disciplinary issue regarding Jeremy's performance in the Finals.

As you know, here at Saint Reagan's Preparatory Academy (Go Gippers!), we take Finals very seriously. So seriously that they can't be failed. That is, so long as they're taken.

Jeremy has remained immobile, unblinking, at his desk for three days. Our nurse assures us that he's quite healthy, and merely uncooperative. Not even the weasels are going near him. Rest assured that he faces severe penalties on his waking from this state, and we shall be sending a bill for the gouges left in the desktop.

Yours,

HEADMASTER

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Principia Discussion / Re: A neophyte
« on: September 11, 2017, 11:48:44 am »
hello.

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Damn, p3nt!

Of course since you bumped this I've been rereading it. And I passed my 200th day logged in to this little hole.

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Bring and Brag / Re: P3nT's Shoops
« on: September 01, 2017, 09:33:00 pm »
Thanks guys! Uploaded to sketchfab

So everybody who loaded those zoomed to the inside of the model to try to look through the eye holes right?

Wasn't just me?

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So I've just signed up for 45 hours of evening classes, learning to figure sculpt in meatspace with fistfuls of sticky mud. As a bonus I'll be able to add "Studied at Glasgow School of Art" to my resume. Know who else took evening classes there? Charles Rennie Mackintosh, that's who.
:snob:

Shit that's great p3nt.

I will commission you for literally tens of fried goat scrotums or whatever you people use for currency for a statue of my avatar.

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Annnnnnd Fred turned 30.

I am going to crawl off onto an ice floe now.

 :cramulus:

Man you really are behind; the last of those things melted off years ago.

Can I interest you in a nice fatberg?

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Russ Meyers: Apple Talk / Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
« on: August 23, 2017, 10:09:28 pm »
I wish I were qualified to talk about the far-right  :sad:

 :lulz:

You are not but the most scholarly of pigeons, taking the most educated of shits upon the chess board.

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There's always been a creative element to Discordianism, probably because of the influence of those goddamn hippies, that's completely lacking in keki4chastanishitpowhatever. It's probably because of the latter utterly embracing nihilism, but nihilism as espoused by Flea in Big Lebowski. Meme culture is the perfect outlet for it because it's discarded so easily that it never actually forms anything valuable. That's pretty great for jokes, but it doesn't have much else to offer. Enter fringe elements, as Cram pointed out, who have a hundred years experience or so of backing up their own nihilism via elaborate confirmation bias, with white supremacy and fascism.


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Is it not written in the Chao te Ching, "a nice tie opens many doors"?

Yes, it is. Chapter 27.

 :lulz: :argh!:

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Russ Meyers: Apple Talk / Re: Attn: ALL HOLY NONSENSE AUTHORS
« on: July 11, 2017, 10:10:25 pm »
Can't remember if anything of mine is in there, but I'm cool with this.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: 2017 bed bug WAR$
« on: June 18, 2017, 04:19:12 am »
It's hirley!

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: June 09, 2017, 02:51:06 pm »
Anyone else feel like Comey was channeling Vimes with this bit:

"The reason this is such a big deal — we have this big, messy, wonderful country where we fight with each other all the time, but nobody tells us what to think, what to fight about, what to vote for, except other Americans, and that’s wonderful and often painful.

But we’re talking about a foreign government that, using technical intrusion, lots of other methods, tried to shape the way we think, we vote, we act. That is a big deal. And people need to recognize it.

It’s not about Republicans or Democrats. They’re coming after America, which I hope we all love equally. They want to undermine our credibility in the face of the world. They think that this great experiment of ours is a threat to them, and so they’re going to try to run it down and dirty it up as much as possible."

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Or Kill Me / Re: Kesha's yelling timber
« on: June 08, 2017, 02:51:16 am »
That awful, I'm so sorry and glad you didn't die!









On the other hand, for the rest of your life you get to tell people you're really bad at falling to your death. So, that's a win.
I dunno. I'm so bad at it that I've never come even near as close as Da6s.

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Or Kill Me / Re: Kesha's yelling timber
« on: June 07, 2017, 11:47:01 am »
Holy shit dude! Glad you're not dead.

How many times does this have to happen before people start keeping their mountains on a leash? I know nobody is trying to raise a viscous attack mountain like those rotten Tibetans, but it only takes one bad moment.

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Russ Meyers: Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: June 06, 2017, 11:57:35 am »
Found this today.

It is absolutely guaranteed to burn down any facebook page you post it on.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/gen-x-ruined-the-world-too
:lulz:

Shitting on Empire Records alone is enough to send probably half my friends sputtering.

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