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Literate Chaotic / Re: Five word horror
« on: July 24, 2015, 02:08:42 am »
Roger and Cain on Caledonian.

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You should come work with me, Roger.

Trust me, it's fun.

I'm more likely to end up in prison doing that than doing this.

Cain and Roger work together. Caledonian Road cleans up its act in two weeks, citing unreasonable risk.

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Of course, this would happen because someone finally fixed the printer.

Evenbetter!Itsoundslikeyoucanfitmorewordstothepageintheprint ernowwhichmeanslesspageswhichmeanslesschancesfori ttobreakagain.Prettyefficientgottasaywelldone.

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EoC:



I WAS IN THAT PORTA-POTTIE, YOU BASTARD!

Dok,
Stained blue.
Yeah I know, I needed to get the balloon higher.

Huh. Tapatalk seems to be using the high school e-mail address I used to sign up for it as my forum name.

Other side effects include Pop Tart.
You have to hand it to me, this is the longest poptart has gone without gleefully outing himself.

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EoC:



I WAS IN THAT PORTA-POTTIE, YOU BASTARD!

Dok,
Stained blue.
Yeah I know, I needed to get the balloon higher.

Huh. Tapatalk seems to be using the high school e-mail address I used to sign up for it as my forum name.

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I AM SURROUNDED BY SMILES OH WHAT A HAPPY LIFE

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Deckard: Youíre in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, itís crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on it's back. The tortoise lays on it's back, it's belly baking in the hot sun, beating it's legs trying to turn it'self over, but it canít, not without your help. But youíre not helping. Why is that?


What the everloving shit?!

Who is this Deckard person?  A quick google of the name didn't lead me to anything I would immediately connect.
Rick Deckard, using the Kobayashi Maru to find out if Harry Potter is the Kwisatz Haderach.

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    User: What's that white fluffy thing in the sky?

    Deep Dream: Doggie!

    User: Close enough. What's that big bright circle?

    Deep Dream: Doggie!

    User: Fine, whatever. What about this green stuff on the ground?

    Deep Dream: Doggie!

Deckard: Itís your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?

Deep Dream: Doggie!

Deckard: Youíve got a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar. What do you do?

Deep Dream: Doggie!

Deckard: Youíre in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, itís crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on it's back. The tortoise lays on it's back, it's belly baking in the hot sun, beating it's legs trying to turn it'self over, but it canít, not without your help. But youíre not helping. Why is that?

Deep Dream: Doggie!

Deckard: This could take all night, he's stonewalling us.
:spittake:

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That is horrifying.

He really should have browned that baby before braising it.

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Or Kill Me / Re: Children of the Strange Times
« on: July 14, 2015, 02:16:04 am »
I love this! Fuck yeah, weird kids!

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WOW.

THAT is a seriously good time.  :lulz:

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I always just figured all of Portland was carpeted like that.

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Such a fun series.  :lulz:

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I maintain that the Clamato experiment was hugely successful, and it was the failure of the lot of you not to appreciate the beauty of that beverage.

I also don't remember this interaction at all, but seeing as I spent equal parts of the weekend drinking, hanging out with Eve, and fucking with Dimo, it doesn't surprise me.   :lulz:

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