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A deconstructive parody of a traditional beard, and masculinity itself.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Ingress
« on: September 29, 2014, 02:02:48 pm »
When we link portals we're connecting synapses, a million monkeys on a million typewriters, and one day we'll hit the exact right combination of wiring. That day will be Google's Awakening.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Spagbook
« on: September 29, 2014, 02:00:50 pm »
My sister and I are unfit for polite society.

Sister not WOMP approved.



:(  Get her to reconsider, maybe?  That pic is GOLD.

It's very ying and yang, which is funny, because we've gone this far in our lives without anyone figuring out that I'm the NICE one.

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I've been watching a lot of his work lately, and apart from his weird fixation on projectile tongues, I think Guillermo del Toro might actually be the spiritual successor to Jim Henson, based on his monster creation alone. I think Henson would have had a wet dream about the Troll Market scene in Hellboy II.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Ingress
« on: September 28, 2014, 01:18:20 am »
I was in the middle of claiming my favorite local library when I found myself blocked. It was grey when I started, but blue when I attempted. An enemy was within 100 meters of me. I put down the phone and looked about, searching, and from within a silver Jeep he emerged, scraggly and smelling like work, and we talked about the game for a few minutes and it was Weird, and I loved Ingress just then, for what else would cause us to so converse?

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Generation Y Can't I Do That
« on: September 28, 2014, 01:09:04 am »
Hey Raz,

Jumping on a person when you perceive they're down is repulsive. Your comment about disliking Roger as an individual but liking his work made me sick to my stomach as a writer. I will exercise my knowledge of the fundamental attribution error, and assume that you said these things in a bad personal state and exercising poor judgment not indicative of your overall character. I think you'd do well to consider that approach in the future, and from there find that others are willing to do the same for you.

-EoC

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Has anyone made a corporatese generator yet?

Yeah like 30+ years ago.

His name is V3x.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Spagbook
« on: September 28, 2014, 12:43:40 am »
My sister is 5 years older than I am, looks younger, and is smarter on top of it all. Fuck off, genetics.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Spagbook
« on: September 28, 2014, 12:42:33 am »
My sister and I are unfit for polite society.

Sister not WOMP approved.


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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Ingress
« on: September 27, 2014, 02:55:47 pm »
YOUR RESONATORS ARE WEAK, AS IS YOUR FAITH

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Ingress
« on: September 27, 2014, 02:53:02 pm »
I wonder how long it'll take the local Resistance players to get freaked out when I start communicating with them exclusively like a 40k space marine.

WITNESS THE BENEDICTION OF YOUR PORTALS

PURGE THE BLUE SCUM

XM FOR THE XM GOD, MUS FOR THE MU THRONE

YOU CANNOT ABATE THE EMERALD TIDE

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Donkey.

Vote Donkey.

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As deposed Mexico, I officially endorse the donkey.

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Good people, as your former Mexico I have a few words on this matter.

It was I, Eater of Clowns, who ran against "The" Good Reverend Roger and exposed him as the lizard he is.
It was I, Eater of Clowns, who warned you of the evils of Juntakenstein.
It was I, Eater of Clowns, who introduced you to PROJECT INFINITE MEXICO, who assured you that so long as you were not a hateful lizard, you too could be Mexico.

And now it is I, Eater of Clowns, who assures you that, should you once again place your faith in me, dear Mexicos, well, I would be honored, and privileged, to inform you that you may fuck yourselves sideways.

You had your chance, failed, substandard, imbecilic little Mexicos. You had your chance and shat it on the rug.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Ingress
« on: September 24, 2014, 10:43:56 am »
I just joined my area's google+ hangout. They're friendly but I dunno, maybe a bit intense.

"A level 10 Resistance is hitting downtown nb tonight. Could be a tourist but if not let's be prepared to deal with him."

Another one enters New Bedford. Another one never leaves.  :sad:

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