The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Open Bar: Arguments About Turtles, All the Way Down« on: September 20, 2014, 12:09:17 am »
Why's everyone get all offended when they find out that I hate them?
I hate 7 billion people. Get over yourself; you aren't that special.
I am the main character. Some walk-on villain parks illegally and gives me red-ass, I'm gonna get offended. This is a direct violation of my contract.
If they didn't want it parked on they shouldn't have a put a curb there. That hatchback defied space. It fit three grown men over six feet tall and fit into a spot intended for shopping carts. It gave one of the construction workers vertigo because he thought he was viewing it from a mile up. I never even sold that hatchback - I lost it, like a set of car keys.
I still don't believe you're really over 6' tall. It is an optical illusion of some kind, or perhaps you are just very tall for your height.
Feels like a bit of a waste walking around with all that height all the time. I store most of it up in my teeth and just use it as I need to.