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RPG Ghetto / Re: SPIDERS: It's not a game.
« on: October 05, 2010, 02:14:56 am »

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Literate Chaotic / Re: Wu-Tang 8 Diagram Lyrics - Sunshine
« on: October 05, 2010, 12:21:44 am »
it is like a finger pointing away to the moon.

2823
RPG Ghetto / Re: SPIDERS: It's not a game.
« on: October 04, 2010, 07:46:17 pm »
Oh.

I vote TGG.

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RPG Ghetto / Re: SPIDERS: It's not a game.
« on: October 04, 2010, 05:46:10 pm »
Voting for TGG, just to spread it out a bit.

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Cheater?  I don't know, it looks like a tiger to me.

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Discordian Recipes / Re: Natto! A Food Report
« on: October 03, 2010, 01:57:30 pm »
I think cheese is actually a really bizarre food, but Westerners are just used to it.

I mean, it's the coagulated liquid secretions of the mammary glands of mammals, variously aged and fermented.

Mmm.  This really got me wanting a grilled coagulated liquid secretions of the mammary glands of mammals sandwich.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: List of Vengeance
« on: October 02, 2010, 07:57:52 pm »
Once again, for EoC is it sodomy.   :argh!:

You'll pay, fiend.

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RPG Ghetto / Re: SPIDERS: It's not a game.
« on: October 01, 2010, 06:35:08 pm »
I hope those fucking buses drive right off a cliff.

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Or Kill Me / Re: A discordian take on this please...
« on: October 01, 2010, 06:03:21 pm »
Um, let's see...The government put bombs in the building, then shot a missle out of a jumbo jet, then crashed the jumbo jets into the WTC, because you know, the burning jet fuel would totally not set off the demo charges in the wrong order, and the government has secret laws of physics that let them implode the buildings from the top down, instead of the bottom up, and we all know that you need to totally melt steel (rather than just anneal it) to make it fail.

Did I miss anything?   :lulz:

The wizard, Dok.  You forgot about the wizard.

2831
SHOW ME THE SOUND OF ONE UKELELE PLAYING.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puSkP3uym5k

NO.  

It's actually not a joke link.  It's Jake Shimabukuro, who's a ukulele freaking virtuoso, playing While My Guitar Gently Weeps.  It's goddamn incredible.

NO.  JUST FUCKING NO.  You East coast spags already fucked me up once with your hipster shit, and I AM NOT CLICKING A LINK THAT INVOLVES CLASSIC SONGS REDONE ON A FUCKING UKELELE.  I already put up with some Alanys Morrisette clone doing TOM FUCKING PETTY on a FUCKING UKELELE1, and I think that was QUITE FUCKING ENOUGH.

I know you weren't there that day, but you didn't warn me, either, so I'm holding you equally responsible with Suu, Richter, and Dimo.  I should have fucking known better, but I JUST HAD TO FUCKING GO.

Well, I've learned my Goddamned lesson.  Never trust Easterners, especially when it comes to music.

Even General Stuart plays the Goddamn banjo, though his singer was doing some really cool Hank Sr-esque shit, so I won't put a hit out on him.  For the moment.

Jesusfuckshitgoddamn.


1  Let me say that again:  TOM FUCKING PETTY WITH A FUCKING UKELELE.

Ahaha.  I didn't realize Howl had Providence PTSD.  It really is a good link and a beautiful rendition of the song.  If it helps, he's not some hipster, he's Japanese Hawaiian so he plays the ukulele the same reason Burns plays the digeridoo and Lys plays the kangaroo cock or whatever.

GS is in the same boat, he plays the banjo because he is actually an inbred from the Appalachian foothills.

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SHOW ME THE SOUND OF ONE UKELELE PLAYING.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puSkP3uym5k

NO. 

It's actually not a joke link.  It's Jake Shimabukuro, who's a ukulele freaking virtuoso, playing While My Guitar Gently Weeps.  It's goddamn incredible.

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Or Kill Me / Re: The Parable of Dog
« on: October 01, 2010, 04:54:17 pm »
And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts
And I looked and behold, a pale Doktor
And his name that was on him was Roger
And Howl followed with him.

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Bring and Brag / Re: The Showdown
« on: October 01, 2010, 04:32:45 pm »
I thought it was great fun.  Sad as fuck, for some reason, when the kid is all upset about the broken boob.  But my favorite part was when you just outright said that it was jizz that they were drinking, because the whole story I, and I'm sure other readers, were thinking "jizz.  they're drinking jizz.  IT'S JIZZ."  Coming out and saying it just made it hilarious.

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