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Jenne, does that have something to do with his Christmas spirit or has he had some negative interactions with actual crackheads while in jail?

No, he just doesn't get modern nomenclature for idjits yet.  :lol:  But he did entertain us with stories of "what ends up on the black market in prison came from some guy's asshole."  Fr rls.  Butthash, is smoked in the yard.  For $1(jail) each.  And the how's of their manufacture will blow your mind.

I'm going to have some FUN shit to share with you all.  Sort of like my husband's proctology rotation story from medical school we dine out on...

Toilet hooch FTW.

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Discordian Recipes / Re: ITT, Squiddy reviews beer.
« on: December 02, 2010, 09:37:24 pm »
I had to sneak up to IPA's too.  Some were just too damned bold or flowery for me--somewhat like Kai's example on chili but I likened it to some darjeelings--one of the more flowery of the black teas.  Too much floweriness can be overwhelming making the drink sippable but not necessarily enjoyable to the fullest.

Stone really wants to pack that punch, it's why they name their brews stuff like "Arrogant Bastard," etc.  But I still love 'em, they've grown on me like a favorite mole.  :D

I think I've mentioned before how jealous I am of your proximity to Stone.  Harpoon isn't too great a distance in this area, and I do love them, but Stone is just pure balls.

I really don't actually enjoy most standards IPAs.  They tend to finish poorly, with a bad, almost dirty aftertaste.  I find most double or super or other extreme IPAs finish clean and crisp, almost like a palate cleanser (even though it's probably because it's a palate destroyer).  I'll avoid Mayflower and Harpoon IPAs, and really even 60 Minute or Stone IPA, but I love the alternative 90-Minute and Ruination.  Cascade hops are probably my favorite variety because of said strong flavor without the sour aftertaste.

For those of you who are looking for a flavorful and drinkable IPA, every year at the hop harvest Harpoon releases the Glacial Harvest IPA as part of its 100 Barrel Series.  They're added to the brew fresh and wet as opposed to dried, and wet is really the best way to describe the taste difference.  Smooth and delicious as hell.

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Jenne, does that have something to do with his Christmas spirit or has he had some negative interactions with actual crackheads while in jail?

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RPG Ghetto / Re: SPIDERS III -- Use your imagination, fuckstick.
« on: December 02, 2010, 03:54:18 am »
And if I'm reading this right, oddly, I have Sig's old forum name while Sig has my IRL name (except I don't shorten it).

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Aw FUCK.
« on: December 02, 2010, 03:37:33 am »
Well, your continued typing means you probably didn't gnaw your own hand off at the wrist, so props for being more clever than I could be.

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Or Kill Me / Re: Sermon Against the Salesmen
« on: December 02, 2010, 02:52:35 am »
I take pride in having a purchasing history that, though it may be tracked, it cannot be marketed to.  I got a few targetted coupon ads sent to my name and they grossly misinterpreted the kinds of things that I buy, probably because there isn't a category in their system that takes things like the number of steps removed the product is from being an actual food.  It doesn't matter much now, splitting my shopping between the locally owned and still cheap supermarket, the butcher shop, and the discount produce store.

It's like when I'm on Netflix, rating movies 5 stars from directors like Kubrick alongside Paul Verhoeven.  It makes no sense to them and they give me wonky as hell suggestions on things to watch.  I browse through their failure of a recommended title page and smirk as I see their algorithm sweat under the weight of my awful, awful taste.  Or like when facebook's targetted ads tell me I should try a McRib when I haven't eaten any sort of fast food in about three years.

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RPG Ghetto / Re: SPIDER IV - A NEW HOPE.
« on: December 02, 2010, 12:56:28 am »
If you bastards are playing with someone on the same computer or in the same room, hide your shit.  Graaah!

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Letters to congress
« on: December 02, 2010, 12:34:53 am »
Substitute "complain" with "voice my concerns regarding"?

Yeah, that'd work.  Striking "to complain" and you'd have "writing to you about" which would be alright as well.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Hey Geekdad
« on: December 01, 2010, 11:23:47 pm »
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1865/

Once installed, rightclicking an image and blocking it will result in you never ever seeing it again. Useful for ads, too!

Sweet, can I get one of these for people!?

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Letters to congress
« on: December 01, 2010, 10:20:21 pm »
I think you should remove "complain" in the intro line.  It's a red flag word that might honestly stop the reading right there.

ETA:  Sorry, I should have also mentioned I think it's very well done.  Not to fondle your balls or anything LMNO, but considering it was you that wrote it, that part pretty much goes without saying.

I'm wondering how effective it might be to frame the letter in the sense of it not only being a 4th Amendment issue but also a political opportunity to lead the charge against diminishing rights.  It's pretty clear these people don't care about the people or anything, so would an appeal to a career help?

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RPG Ghetto / Re: SPIDER IV - A NEW HOPE.
« on: December 01, 2010, 09:28:28 pm »
I'm in.

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RPG Ghetto / Re: SPIDERS III -- Use your imagination, fuckstick.
« on: December 01, 2010, 04:02:05 pm »
I think being a Spider could have been a lot of fun if we weren't completely fucked by the second round.   :sad:

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Discordian Recipes / Re: ITT, Squiddy reviews beer.
« on: December 01, 2010, 06:19:09 am »
I was blown away when I tried this:

http://www.stonebrew.com/porter/

Their IPA was a bit too hoppy for me, but this was kind of an epiphany.

I cannot say it enough on PD:  Stone's Ruination is my favorite ultra-IPA around, and their Bitter Chocolate Oatmeal Stout is one of the best beers I have ever had, period.  Too fucking bad they don't make it anymore.

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16.  It's dildoes all the way down.

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There was a Black Friday news report on Thanksgiving night, talking to a few people waiting in lines at different stores.  One guy said it was his tradition; everyone else had their turkey and their mashed potatoes, he had his camping out for Black Friday.  He said sometimes he doesn't even buy a good deal, maybe just a CD or something.

Something needs to be put in place to compensate for natural selection being broken and allowing people like this to go on existing.

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