« on: January 17, 2015, 06:44:21 pm »
YEAH TELL ME HOW ORGANIZED YOUR CABINETS ARE
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Yeah I've always heard that's a good sign. Here's to more improvement!
Saturday is gym day with the brother in law. There are all these fit, hard working bodies around and my eye keeps getting drawn to a tall, thin girl. He asks me what the deal is.
"Man, just look at how diligently she returns her equipment to where she found it. I wanna be like 'Hey honey, let's get responsible together.'"
It's possible I've found why I am not doing well in the dating game.
It's all about finding someone who finds that hot.
My grandfather suffered a stroke in the early hours of the morning. My grandmother didn't realize what was going on and left him for probably an hour before she called the ambulance.
It doesn't look good. He was completely unresponsive until about 11am, and since then he's been in obvious distress. My grandmother is in shock, and my mum is trying to keep her calm.
It shouldn't be too surprising - he's 86 - but he's always been in very good health, kept active and productive. He's an artist and he's always putting on exhibitions. He'd seemed better than ever when I saw him a couple of months ago.
Not even 24 hours after posting grades and I have my first complaint. I docked her 25% for late homework, and her excuse is that she was "like 3 minutes late due to the room change".
The professor announced THE FIRST DAY that he was putting in for a room change, and that he would post it on the website. The new room was posted the next day. That means this chick had 6 days to notice it, just like everyone else. On top of that, we waited 5 minutes after start time for any stragglers who didn't notice the room change on the website (which they had to have used to take the required quiz) to get to the old classroom, see the notice on the door, and climb the two short flights of stairs or take the elevator to the new classroom.
Seriously, honors just doesn't feel like that big of an accomplishment now that I know I'm being compared to people who literally cannot follow simple directions.
Seriously I am impressed. Mom can hold her shit. Woman's like 5'2" and on that cocktail? Woman can party.
She's checked herself into the crisis center, probably overnight, for a "medication adjustment."
"Don't worry about me. I'm safe. Don't worry about me."
Anyway, thanks guys.
Oh man, EOC, I'm sorry! It's awful for a kid to have to deal with any of that, even as an adult. I'm glad she's OK though.
I now have a union job with paid holidays, paid sick days, benefits, mandatory overtime IN TEXAS (lol socialism lol)! I'm a grease monkey for airline carriers which is like a 15 min drive from me. Thanks Roger for your help in case you had some say in this! Hell I'm so happy I might even get on top of my wife tonight! Hell I might even do that cute middle eastern guy at the desk too.
Oh, that's fucked. I'm sorry you have to go through that.