The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.« on: October 08, 2014, 01:12:04 am »
HEY YOURSELF BUTTS
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It looks like I may be spending a portion of my summer in Turkey. My Greek history professor manages a dig.
They have 2 Byzantine trenches. I'm going to see if I can A: Use it as one of my required internships and/or B: Use it as a springboard for my thesis.
Oh My God! That's Horrible. I'm sorry.
Why can't our lives just be filled with uninteresting mundane things? Just think of all the trips to the grocery store for salted butter you're going to miss out on in that time.
I got some of Nigel's favorite unsolicited advice yesterday. I was joking about the time I was gifted a pair of boxers that didn't have a crotch hole, which I didn't know until I wore them out drinking, confusedly fumbling around to find the opening while half in the bag.
Immediately I get a chorus of "Why don't you cut an opening for them?" And "Why not just pull them down and go up and over?"
GOOD IDEA FUCKSTICKS, GUESS I CAN STOP SIMPLY URINATING MYSELF NOW.
I can't stop thinking of the profound level of Bad Idea cutting a pee-hole in your underwear while wearing them, intoxicated, is.
DEFINED CHEEKBONES AND SOULFUL EYES 100% EOC
jk eoc drunk
You look like Hugh Laurie. This is a compliment.
OMG, he does!
Dude, that's perfect. Start running up your AP.