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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!

« on: May 04, 2013, 05:30:26 pm »

Well, I low sided on my motorcycle an hour or so ago.  I was coming off a ramp from a highway onto a street following my brother in law.  I was leaning a bit and didn't expect a car to be stopped at the bottom, so, like an idiot I braked without straightening out.  Dumped it and smacked up against the pavement.  I got right up, no injuries or anything because I wear my gear like a boss, but said gear is a little roughed up and my beautiful, beautiful bike has some cosmetic damage.

All in all I'm not thrilled about scratching my shit up, but I'm fine and the damage could have been a lot worse.

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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!

« on: May 04, 2013, 04:38:30 am »

I only listen to one radio show, and it's Exposure on Brown's college station, WBRU.  It plays as I come home from work at 11 every night, and it's only new releases and lesser known bands.  I like that I can hear things on the radio that haven't been playing since I've been in high school.  Every night, as I pull onto my street, they have a commercial for their battle of the bands competition.

They call it Rock Hunt. Now, Rock Hunt might be a good name for a band competition, but it's not a good name to say repeatedly in DJ voice. Rock Hunt. Say it. Say it out loud. Rock Hunt.

Rock Hunt.

Raw Cunt.

Every night as I drive home from work, I hear a commercial for Raw Cunt. This year's Raw Cunt finalist. Last year's Raw Cunt winner. Raw Cunt.

Raw Cunt.

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Apple Zone / Re: NORTHEAST SPAGS POTLUCK

« on: May 04, 2013, 04:17:21 am »

I've just got to say that I'm always excited to hang out with PD folks, and even better is meeting new PD folks.  If we could get this shit together with RWHN, Gogira, and, dare I say it, LMNO (because I still haven't met you, fucker), I'd be pretty pumped.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Split from Freedom in Houston

« on: May 04, 2013, 01:52:40 am »

Christ, what an asshole.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Split from Freedom in Houston

« on: May 03, 2013, 04:26:25 pm »

What the fuck.

Ahahaha.  Meltdowns are great.

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Apple Zone / Re: ATTN: YOU FUCKWADS

« on: May 03, 2013, 04:17:55 pm »

Please explain why I am in the following facebook groups:

PDX Says "NO" to Chloride!!

Discordian Society 2013

Allium Free Healthy Living

I HATE YOUR STUPID FACE

Chasing Eris

International Discordian Writer's Association

Discordian Society 2011

The International Juggalo Erotic Fiction Writer's Association

I ADDED YOU TO THIS GROUP IN RETALIATION FOR THOSE FUCKING GAME INVITES

THE HARD PANTS REVOLUTION NEWSLETTER

Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow

The Open Bar

DOKTOR HAMISH HOWL FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES 2012

  A few of those are me. FUNNY STORY

I HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE ON FACEBOOK.

 

Sent you my PD name from facebook.

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Apple Zone / ATTN: YOU FUCKWADS

« on: May 03, 2013, 02:43:12 pm »

Please explain why I am in the following facebook groups:

PDX Says "NO" to Chloride!!

Discordian Society 2013

Allium Free Healthy Living

I HATE YOUR STUPID FACE

Chasing Eris

International Discordian Writer's Association

Discordian Society 2011

The International Juggalo Erotic Fiction Writer's Association

I ADDED YOU TO THIS GROUP IN RETALIATION FOR THOSE FUCKING GAME INVITES

THE HARD PANTS REVOLUTION NEWSLETTER

Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow

The Open Bar

DOKTOR HAMISH HOWL FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES 2012

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Apple Zone / Re: NORTHEAST SPAGS POTLUCK

« on: May 02, 2013, 10:26:11 pm »

Cheleda in a can is a small miracle that only occurs at liquor stores that I go to when preparing for a meatup.

I'd never seen it before Connecticut a few years ago, and there it was staring me in the face and begging to be let loose on a bunch of total fuckwads.

Weeks later, I saw it again.  In Alaska, when making a booze run to go meet Alty.

I have not seen it since.  I can only assume that I will enter a liquor store I've never been into before on the way to the potluck and there it will be.  Waiting.

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Apple Zone / Re: NORTHEAST SPAGS POTLUCK

« on: May 02, 2013, 10:10:54 pm »

Ah. Cool! Is this at someone's house or a holiday home thing? Come to think of it, did this happen before with dimo and cram doing some kind of roleplaying thing?

Yeah! I think it was two years ago now, we had a big hangout at a Bed & Breakfast that we rented for the weekend, although it was less potluck and more "everyone chip in for a massive groceries run."

Then we all drank a bunch of shit we shouldn't have for the lulz, including Richter's Weapon X (spiced grain alcohol with 5 ghost chiles added to the recipe), which was good, and a horrid abomination unto boozekind that Eater of Clowns found hiding in the beer section...

Budweiser and clamato juice canned chelada. Everyone who drank that is legally considered a chemical hazard now.


All of the best pictures were of us playtesting Cram's card game, "Not Under My Roof!"

No spoiling what I'm bringing for the potluck, Cainad.   

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Apple Zone / Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII

« on: May 02, 2013, 01:59:22 am »

I think there are folks on here who get photosensitive seizures; that gif might be a bit much for them.

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Discordian Recipes / Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles

« on: April 30, 2013, 08:41:09 pm »

Those were by far the greatest candies yams of all time

When they came out of the fridge it was just a solid, gelatinous mass with small orange bits crying out for freedom or death.

Not specified:  whose.

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Discordian Recipes / Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles

« on: April 30, 2013, 05:55:43 pm »

Melt jolly ranchers, use as syrup.

Coat in unused coffee grounds and A-1 sauce, constrain with toothpicks and string, boil for 2 hours.

Looks like this:

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RPG Ghetto / Re: The Saga of Asobiden

« on: April 30, 2013, 02:20:13 am »

BEES!  MY TOMB MUST HAVE BEES!

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Propaganda Depository / Re: A guide for "new" Popes

« on: April 27, 2013, 01:31:31 pm »

I like it.  It's a fun riff on the stuff in the Principia without rehashing the same thing.  Good thing to leave hanging around with a pope card stapled to it.

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Apple Zone / Re: MAN DEPORTED FROM SAUDI ARABIA FOR BEING TOO DAMNED SEXY.

« on: April 27, 2013, 03:15:46 am »

That's nothin', I heard this guy was never even allowed INTO Saudi Arabia for being too damned sexy: