I am just leaving that shit home from now on.
Im lucky it didnt happen with my son. And that it only got one person. And that she was god natured about the whole thing.
Nonsense, Alty, you're doing the work you were born to do.
Goddamn bears think they can parade around in the skins of Alaskan Native ladies, or hide under bus seats preparing to strike and there YOU are, with your bear mace, screeching and spraying a hellish arc of pepper at them for their presumptions. Alaska needs you, Alty. It needs you and your bear mace.
You're like the motherfucking bear mace Punisher.