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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Ingress
« on: September 27, 2014, 02:53:02 pm »
I wonder how long it'll take the local Resistance players to get freaked out when I start communicating with them exclusively like a 40k space marine.

WITNESS THE BENEDICTION OF YOUR PORTALS

PURGE THE BLUE SCUM

XM FOR THE XM GOD, MUS FOR THE MU THRONE

YOU CANNOT ABATE THE EMERALD TIDE

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Donkey.

Vote Donkey.

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As deposed Mexico, I officially endorse the donkey.

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Good people, as your former Mexico I have a few words on this matter.

It was I, Eater of Clowns, who ran against "The" Good Reverend Roger and exposed him as the lizard he is.
It was I, Eater of Clowns, who warned you of the evils of Juntakenstein.
It was I, Eater of Clowns, who introduced you to PROJECT INFINITE MEXICO, who assured you that so long as you were not a hateful lizard, you too could be Mexico.

And now it is I, Eater of Clowns, who assures you that, should you once again place your faith in me, dear Mexicos, well, I would be honored, and privileged, to inform you that you may fuck yourselves sideways.

You had your chance, failed, substandard, imbecilic little Mexicos. You had your chance and shat it on the rug.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Ingress
« on: September 24, 2014, 10:43:56 am »
I just joined my area's google+ hangout. They're friendly but I dunno, maybe a bit intense.

"A level 10 Resistance is hitting downtown nb tonight. Could be a tourist but if not let's be prepared to deal with him."

Another one enters New Bedford. Another one never leaves.  :sad:

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Fuck you, bitch
« on: September 23, 2014, 11:46:22 pm »
It thinks it's people.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: I did this for you
« on: September 23, 2014, 11:18:30 pm »
Of course, we've been friends for long enough that sometimes he brings shit home and I'm like NO. THAT HAS TO LEAVE THIS HOUSE IMMEDIATELY.

Sometimes it hurts the girls' feelings, but really it's for the best.

 :lulz:

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There was a yo-yo store next to the restaurant I went to in Concord, NH a few weeks ago.

They were selling $200 yo-yos.   :sad:

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Or Kill Me / Re: NIGGERS!
« on: September 23, 2014, 12:13:56 pm »
I've seen some pretty aggravating RAW hero worship before, but I have to say that this is the first encounter I've had with a guy who hates gays because he wants RAW to buttsex him.

The funniest part is for all the self congratulating he's doing about saying what he wants to say, he has no awareness of everything he's saying without intending to.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: I did this for you
« on: September 23, 2014, 12:20:29 am »
If this is about the 30 foot length of squirrel tails I sent you, I'm sorry, I really thought you'd like it.

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In Communist America, DA POLICE fucks YOU:



Rhode Island, a couple of years ago from outside the Twin River casino if I'm not mistaken. His justification was that she spit at him. Can't recall the outcome of the case against him.

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Why's everyone get all offended when they find out that I hate them?

I hate 7 billion people. Get over yourself; you aren't that special.

I am the main character.  Some walk-on villain parks illegally and gives me  red-ass, I'm gonna get offended.  This is a direct violation of my contract.

If they didn't want it parked on they shouldn't have a put a curb there. That hatchback defied space. It fit three grown men over six feet tall and fit into a spot intended for shopping carts. It gave one of the construction workers vertigo because he thought he was viewing it from a mile up. I never even sold that hatchback - I lost it, like a set of car keys.

I still don't believe you're really over 6' tall.  It is an optical illusion of some kind, or perhaps you are just very tall for your height.

Feels like a bit of a waste walking around with all that height all the time. I store most of it up in my teeth and just use it as I need to.

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My hating a person is like the perfect attendance award for the human race.

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Why's everyone get all offended when they find out that I hate them?

I hate 7 billion people. Get over yourself; you aren't that special.

I am the main character.  Some walk-on villain parks illegally and gives me  red-ass, I'm gonna get offended.  This is a direct violation of my contract.

If they didn't want it parked on they shouldn't have a put a curb there. That hatchback defied space. It fit three grown men over six feet tall and fit into a spot intended for shopping carts. It gave one of the construction workers vertigo because he thought he was viewing it from a mile up. I never even sold that hatchback - I lost it, like a set of car keys.

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Why's everyone get all offended when they find out that I hate them?

I hate 7 billion people. Get over yourself; you aren't that special.

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