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Literate Chaotic / Re: Five word horror
« on: May 24, 2015, 03:00:43 pm »

...after reading one too many shaming threads in a group of otherwise intelligent people.

Let's just face a few facts here. If you have kids, you are a breeder who is overpopulating the planet. If you don't have kids, you are selfish and you'll regret it when it's too late, and you'll start popping out damaged kids like Sarah Palin does.

If you like to have sex, you're a slut, and if you don't like to have sex you're a prude. If you're a woman, you're either a slut or you're a ball-buster who is out to oppress men. If you're a guy, you're either a rapist or a beta.

If you like to drink, you're a lush, and if you don't, you're a square and probably a crypto-theist. If you smoke pot you're a useless lop of shit, and if you don't, you've betrayed the cause and are no longer cool.

If you are fat, you're what's wrong with America. If you're skinny, you must be anorexic. If you're in between, don't worry, the skinny people will call you fat and the fat people will call you bulimic.

If you're poor, it's because you choose to live that way. If you're rich, you're a monster. If you're middle class, you don't exist at all.

If you're THIS, you reek of privilege, and if you're THAT you're a slactivist, and if you're DEAD, it's because you wore a hoodie and couldn't obey the police.

You can't win. You can't break even. You can't even quit the game.

 You should be ashamed of yourself, you awful person.


I wonder if he realizes, at this point, that things are going to go poorly.   :lulz:

My uncle passed away Wednesday night.

Nothing much to say, really, but I figured I ought to follow up after dropping my problems in Open Bar a few days ago.

Sorry, man.  :sad:

Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

If you burn the place down you'll be doing the world a favor.

Is there truly any better omen for Tucson than a shit comet?

I've been tweeting as Enrico a lot the last few days, when I should be writing. It's oddly satisfying, but I'm looking for more horrible people to troll on there. It can't be all Donald a Trump and Gavin McInnes all the time...

I've been loving the shit out of it.  :lulz:

Have you tried being supportive? Buying him a beer maybe? And if he talks about it let him and if he asks for advice then you can chime in.

Shit, yeah, totally possible her head would twist it around.

So do I.

But Moorcock was a hack.

There.  I said it.   :argh!:

I wouldn't go so far as hack but I found what I read of his nigh on unreadable.

Meanwhile, in Japan...

The only wierd thing about this is that none of Frieza's other forms are represented.   :argh!:

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