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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Mansplaining: Why?
« on: January 01, 2016, 05:59:35 pm »
I do it because I am a font of wisdom. My benevolence is weaponized. I intake the sands of knowledge and form it into pearls of sagelike splendor. Witness me. I will whisper to you the rightness of ways.

Got up the mountain this morning.  Everyone's still frozen stiff.  Am ordering spacesuits for the crew.

We are down to eating the sled dogs.  If this journal is found, please tell my family that science is a trick on White people, and that the Nation has been laughing at us since 1958.

You really should have armed them with tanks when you had the chance. They may have made it quicker.

In my social circles the only acceptable form of communication is slowly sipping your whiskey and staring grimly into the distance.


Roger I forgot to mention that your defaming my character on facebook directly resulted in me reconnecting with a lovely young lady and I think she and I might be moving things forward so thanks dude.


I dunno man, I saw those photos you put up.

That telescope seeing anyone?

Yeah, you'll be needing that lead. That high up in the clouds, man's liable to float away.



Wow that's really great mana cost for 8 fucking bears.

Discordian Recipes / Re: What Does Everyone Eat for Breakfast?
« on: December 16, 2015, 12:20:23 pm »
Two pieces of toast and a cup of black coffee. I honestly can't get enough of it.

Have you given savory oats a try? There was an oatmeal thread floating around the cooking subforum for a while.

The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: HELP ME NAME A HUMAN!
« on: December 08, 2015, 02:16:10 am »
Adelaide is a beautiful name. Just don't let anyone call her Addy.

Who has two thumbs and got his dream job?

This guy.
Awesome, what are the details?

Oh this is one of those sad jokes.


"Mr. Cain I'm glad you could join us."

"Yes, the black bag over my head was rather convincing."

"It's best for you if you don't know where you are."

"147 Rue de-"

"Nevermind that. I'm going to show you a photograph Mr. Cain. I want you to tell me something about the photograph."

The man slides a glossy printout across the steel tabletop.

"Do you, or do any of your associates, know if this cat can haz cheezburger?"

Day 1 of "hanging around with spies while learning about the cyber-jihad and not to give my handwriting to strangers" is over.

Think I'm going to get a hamburger from room service.

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