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Holy crap.  Has anyone explored today's XKCD?


http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/

Hint: Go Right.

WHEEEEEEE

*entire morning disappears*

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: WOMP-ertainment
« on: November 25, 2015, 02:30:25 am »
 :lulz:

That was well played, my friend.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: ORC ATTACK!!
« on: November 13, 2015, 03:23:57 am »
Probably get bludgeoned while googling "orc attack" then refining my results to "what to do in an orc attack" and finding a bunch of unhelpful lists before I go with "orc weakness" at which point they are probably through the door.

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Yeah, that's pretty offensive.

I don't think Roger's spelling would get that bad.

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I might note for our spags across the pond that Net's being possibly shot at is, in America, only a mild "pardon me." It would be considered impolite for a gun not to be present in this interaction. Though I have to question the actions of the police here, in that they did not also brandish their weapons and at least give Net a beating. I would register a complaint, Net, there's no reason you should be treated so poorly.

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This one's for Nigel:


:lulz:

goddamn Milgram fetishists

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I met with two inmates today before they were released to assist in interviewing them as part of a program that identifies them as habitual domestic abusers.

You cannot wash your hands fast or hard enough when you've shaken it with a man who remorselessly mentions having used his own to strangle his girlfriend.

Wear gloves

piss off

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I met with two inmates today before they were released to assist in interviewing them as part of a program that identifies them as habitual domestic abusers.

You cannot wash your hands fast or hard enough when you've shaken it with a man who remorselessly mentions having used his own to strangle his girlfriend.

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Let me be more explicit, which may give all of you a lesson in microeconomics and marginal theory

This is gonna be good, I can tell.

 :lulz: :lulz:

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well, i seem to be having a small emotional spiral and none of the people i usually talk to when this happens are picking up their phones. This will be an interesting night.

 :sad:

Feel free to vent here if you think it will help.
Basically dealing with the realization that i have head-over-heels feelings for one of my friends, yet i can't really say anything about it to her because i feel it'll only make things awkward, since she lives so far away that a relationship would be nearly impossible.

I don't know whether this would be a good time to mention that until four months ago Alty lived in Alaska, which actually is impossible.

Of course, I didn't fall for him until he moved here, but still. Things change. What if she has feelings for you too? What if one or the other of you is open to a move? Basically all I'm saying is that if it's a solid friendship, it will rebound from the awkwardness, and if there's a possibility of it working out, why not take the chance?

At least mention that you have a crush on her, that's something that can easily be glossed over if it's not reciprocal.

I just moved across the country because of love.  Long distance is frustrating, but that doesn't mean it is not worth exploring.

And I am super happy that you and Roger get to be together!   :)

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: InsprioBot
« on: October 19, 2015, 04:30:35 pm »
I love this fucking thing.

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succumb to madness and chill

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Etiquette guides disgust me.

Some friends of mine got married today and I wasn't invited to the wedding. I'm cool with that, I think weddings are a personal affair that have a lot of factors to consider in terms of cost, venue, family size, closeness of relationship, etc. I feel like we should be grateful for being invited rather than stilted if we aren't. I was invited for an after party and I'm trying to figure out what the custom is for gift giving for an after party. All I can find is a bunch of discussion forum questions where people say that after parties are tacky and your guests will feel insulted for not being invited to the event. It's fucking gross.

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