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Bring and Brag / Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
« on: March 13, 2014, 02:07:10 pm »
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Bring and Brag / Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
« on: March 13, 2014, 01:57:55 pm »
"Give these bitter bitches something uplifting to criticize"

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Yeah, pretty sure the last 7 days have been the worst days of my life, at least the worst days since I left the fucking military.  I tried to get fired, they fucking promoted me.  I am full to the gills with benzos, and I'm still so stressed that my muscles keep fucking cramping up.  I hate my fucking job, I hate my fucking city, I hate my fucking life, and right now, I hate everybody and everything.

4 more months.  4 stinking months and I can flee back into the fucking desert, where I belong.  Benson area, maybe.

Fuck, Roger. I know this doesn't help, but I'm sorry it's been that shitty for you. Really, I am. I'm looking forward to the night of the 21st and just maybe some of that frustration drain out into a sea of FABULOUS.

I am really looking forward to this trip.  First, I get to shit all over the shareholders of the company that has made my life so fucking difficult.  Then I get to go to THE GAY BAR and Richter and I are making a fucking harpoon.  A HARPOON.

I am unsure that I should own one of those these days.  Fuck, I can't even talk without pissing someone off, without pissing MYSELF off.  So naturally, gigantic spear.

If it's harpoons you're after, New Bedford does have the Whaling Museum. Shit, our downtown library has a monument to Lewis Temple out in front.

Are you suggesting we rob the museum?

I'LL DO THAT SHIT.

The Southworth Library in Dartmouth has a display of about 5 different harpoons that would be much easier to rob.

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Yeah, pretty sure the last 7 days have been the worst days of my life, at least the worst days since I left the fucking military.  I tried to get fired, they fucking promoted me.  I am full to the gills with benzos, and I'm still so stressed that my muscles keep fucking cramping up.  I hate my fucking job, I hate my fucking city, I hate my fucking life, and right now, I hate everybody and everything.

4 more months.  4 stinking months and I can flee back into the fucking desert, where I belong.  Benson area, maybe.

Fuck, Roger. I know this doesn't help, but I'm sorry it's been that shitty for you. Really, I am. I'm looking forward to the night of the 21st and just maybe some of that frustration drain out into a sea of FABULOUS.

I am really looking forward to this trip.  First, I get to shit all over the shareholders of the company that has made my life so fucking difficult.  Then I get to go to THE GAY BAR and Richter and I are making a fucking harpoon.  A HARPOON.

I am unsure that I should own one of those these days.  Fuck, I can't even talk without pissing someone off, without pissing MYSELF off.  So naturally, gigantic spear.

If it's harpoons you're after, New Bedford does have the Whaling Museum. Shit, our downtown library has a monument to Lewis Temple out in front.

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Yeah, pretty sure the last 7 days have been the worst days of my life, at least the worst days since I left the fucking military.  I tried to get fired, they fucking promoted me.  I am full to the gills with benzos, and I'm still so stressed that my muscles keep fucking cramping up.  I hate my fucking job, I hate my fucking city, I hate my fucking life, and right now, I hate everybody and everything.

4 more months.  4 stinking months and I can flee back into the fucking desert, where I belong.  Benson area, maybe.

Fuck, Roger. I know this doesn't help, but I'm sorry it's been that shitty for you. Really, I am. I'm looking forward to the night of the 21st and just maybe some of that frustration drain out into a sea of FABULOUS.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: Unofficial What are you Reading Thread?
« on: March 12, 2014, 11:00:26 pm »
Thanks, man. Your Google fu is impressive.

I remembered it was in Principia Discussion and that I'd replied to it to, so I just scrolled through a few pages of the board, skimming for large topics that I'd replied to.

Your bit starts here.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: Unofficial What are you Reading Thread?
« on: March 12, 2014, 10:54:46 pm »
Found it.

It'll take some scrolling to get to LMNO's stuff.

Also this is what I'm reading now.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: Unofficial What are you Reading Thread?
« on: March 12, 2014, 10:45:19 pm »
We need a :pledge: emoticon.

We need a link to 30 Days of Eris because I can't seem to find it.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: Unofficial What are you Reading Thread?
« on: March 12, 2014, 10:28:25 pm »
I'm slowly working my way through 1Q84 by Haruki Murakami. It was a gift. Giving someone a 1000+ page book by a Japanese author seemed strange to me, but the story is, if not exciting, then at least interesting enough to continue reading.

While at home, I have the Collected Works of Shirley Jackson, specifically reading We Have Always Lived in the Castle. The girl who sent it to me has a tattoo based on the story and she's told me that the few pieces of my own that she's read remind her of Shirley Jackson (Little Lucy Goes to Build-a-Bear, Trivia Notes). From what I've read so far, that is an enormous compliment.

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It's a "you get out of it what you put into it" thing with food like that, and there is not a piece of meat in the world that I love more than a fresh sea scallop so if I'm making them for someone else they're gonna taste all that love.

I was going to say due to my general distaste for driving, a 5+ hour trip is probably not going to happen but then this post gave me a mild erection.

 :lulz:

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Apology
« on: March 12, 2014, 06:57:44 pm »
This is a very practical apology. You can bump it every time you fuck up.

I think I'll put something like this in my signature so it applies to every post that I make. This one, for example.

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To be fair...

I did give the ok for them to take his penis.

 :lulz:

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Lobster's fine but it ain't got a thing on scallops.

ECH I'd love to visit your restaurant.

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If I recall, you and Mr. Squid passed some tastes of that around at the 2011 Meatup? I'm pretty happy to have had a beer that people got bludgeoned over. It makes my beerpeen swell with pride.

I'm sorry it got ruined for you, I remember when you were really excited for Hunahpu and Hunahpu Day.

On the plus side, the other hit beverage of the weekend - Budweiser & Clamato Cheleda in a Can, is bountiful and easily acquired. My review, mysteriously, never made it onto Beer Advocate.

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