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I met with two inmates today before they were released to assist in interviewing them as part of a program that identifies them as habitual domestic abusers.

You cannot wash your hands fast or hard enough when you've shaken it with a man who remorselessly mentions having used his own to strangle his girlfriend.

Let me be more explicit, which may give all of you a lesson in microeconomics and marginal theory

This is gonna be good, I can tell.

 :lulz: :lulz:

well, i seem to be having a small emotional spiral and none of the people i usually talk to when this happens are picking up their phones. This will be an interesting night.


Feel free to vent here if you think it will help.
Basically dealing with the realization that i have head-over-heels feelings for one of my friends, yet i can't really say anything about it to her because i feel it'll only make things awkward, since she lives so far away that a relationship would be nearly impossible.

I don't know whether this would be a good time to mention that until four months ago Alty lived in Alaska, which actually is impossible.

Of course, I didn't fall for him until he moved here, but still. Things change. What if she has feelings for you too? What if one or the other of you is open to a move? Basically all I'm saying is that if it's a solid friendship, it will rebound from the awkwardness, and if there's a possibility of it working out, why not take the chance?

At least mention that you have a crush on her, that's something that can easily be glossed over if it's not reciprocal.

I just moved across the country because of love.  Long distance is frustrating, but that doesn't mean it is not worth exploring.

And I am super happy that you and Roger get to be together!   :)

The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: InsprioBot
« on: October 19, 2015, 04:30:35 pm »
I love this fucking thing.

succumb to madness and chill

Etiquette guides disgust me.

Some friends of mine got married today and I wasn't invited to the wedding. I'm cool with that, I think weddings are a personal affair that have a lot of factors to consider in terms of cost, venue, family size, closeness of relationship, etc. I feel like we should be grateful for being invited rather than stilted if we aren't. I was invited for an after party and I'm trying to figure out what the custom is for gift giving for an after party. All I can find is a bunch of discussion forum questions where people say that after parties are tacky and your guests will feel insulted for not being invited to the event. It's fucking gross.

Don't listen to that filthy ghost-peddler.  There is naught but the screaming void as you shriek yourself to sleep.


So, all the tests are in, and Jenn has anemia.  Which isn't GOOD, but it's in this case easily treatable.  And it's not something that's fatal or even debilitating.

This is a huge relief, since a defect in the first Ct scan had us all thinking dark thoughts.


I've watched a bit of that meltdown. Well done!


Literate Chaotic / Re: Discordianism Revealed!
« on: October 11, 2015, 11:48:12 am »
Dammit but I don't wanna be a wyccan. :(

Discordian Recipes / Re: DECLASSIFIED drink recipes by TWJ
« on: October 09, 2015, 04:52:47 pm »
1) Eater of Clowns
2) some cash
3) package store
4) Drink the Budweiser Clamato Chelada. Drink it, you fucking worm.


1) Johnny Walker Black label
2) Glass

This has less to do with my palette and more to do with not bothering to maintain a properly stocked booze supply.

Results may vary.

I maintain that drinking it while hanging out with Alty at a lake in Alaska while a bald eagle flew overhead was the most American thing that has ever happened to me.

The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Hip Hop Help
« on: October 09, 2015, 01:59:00 pm »
Run the Jewels seconded

Madvillain added

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