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Apple Zone / Re: Things go boom
« on: April 16, 2013, 01:56:43 pm »
Cain, thanks for that background, it was a very good read.
News:
"At the teaparties they only dunked bags into cups of water…because they didn’t want to break the law. And that just about sums up America’s revolutionary spirit."
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Apple Zone / Re: Little Orange Breaks Bad
« on: April 16, 2013, 02:16:37 am »I really loved the Corporal on the farm. It's one of my favorite entries thus far.
I had fun writing that one.
But this last one, I dunno. The Bald Man really MUST work on his cannibalism issues.
We expect these sorts of things from Baldie.
He's not a nice man.
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Apple Zone / Re: Conquest of the Planet of the Bride of the Son of the Return of the Open Bar
« on: April 15, 2013, 11:01:17 pm »What is the best way to tell your significant other:
I DO NOT WANT ANOTHER FUCKING DOG. OR A CAT. OR ANYTHING THAT EATS, SHITS, SMELLS FUNNY, LEAVES HAIR ON THINGS, OR NEEDS MEDICAL ATTENTION. WE ALREADY HAVE 3 PETS, AND I DON'T EVEN WANT THEM AROUND MOST OF THE TIME.
But, you know, politely?
Have you tried not being V3X? It'll probably go much smoother that way.
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Apple Zone / Re: Little Orange Breaks Bad
« on: April 15, 2013, 07:53:18 pm »
I really loved the Corporal on the farm. It's one of my favorite entries thus far.
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Apple Zone / Re: Things go boom
« on: April 15, 2013, 07:25:24 pm »
Glad you're alright.
Had to make the "Hey, Dad, are you alright?" phone call a few minutes ago, myself (he is).
Any other Bostonians would probably set people's minds a ease by checking in here.
Had to make the "Hey, Dad, are you alright?" phone call a few minutes ago, myself (he is).
Any other Bostonians would probably set people's minds a ease by checking in here.
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: So, RWHN, it appears your predictions of doom are contradicted
« on: April 14, 2013, 06:21:40 pm »Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.
I think I found a new sig.
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RPG Ghetto / Re: The Saga of Asobiden
« on: April 14, 2013, 03:45:30 am »
I think it ate Remi.
Myself and my army or 200,000 BEES! humbly request to take his place.
Myself and my army or 200,000 BEES! humbly request to take his place.
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Apple Zone / Re: Conquest of the Planet of the Bride of the Son of the Return of the Open Bar
« on: April 13, 2013, 01:25:32 pm »OH MY GOD POST OFFICE ON A FRIDAY AFTERNOON
I hear ya.
Well, they're all out now, except Waffles. I'm gonna do a separate batch of seriously shelf-stable ones for him.
Everyone who's getting cookies: I cannot guarantee that everything makes it there not stale or broken, in fact I'm pretty sure a bunch of things are going to break in transit. As long as nothing gets lost in the postal system, nothing will have the chance to go seriously bad, and the mix of baked goods should keep everything at close to the optimal moisture levels. The chocolate balls contain alcohol as a preservative, do not feed them to small children.
You should salt and pickle them. Scandinavians can't get enough of that shit.
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Discordian Recipes / Re: Peleo thoughts.
« on: April 12, 2013, 01:42:03 pm »
I love the Allium allergy idea. It's really beautiful.
That sounds pretty tasty!
IT'S PROBABLY GLUTEN
I posted ton FB that I'm finally accepting that I'm allergic to beer, and a million people were all GLUTEN! even though THAT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE and also it's the hops.
you should maybe try some quinoa beer.
That sounds pretty tasty!
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: So, RWHN, it appears your predictions of doom are contradicted
« on: April 10, 2013, 11:44:38 pm »
As a clown, I can say that if this is what thoughtful conversation consists of then CLOWN ON MOTHERFUCKER.
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Apple Zone / Re: ATTN - EOC - FINAL DEMANDS
« on: April 09, 2013, 08:49:37 pm »
You'll be back you know.
You'll hear the SECOND HALF OF THE JOKE and you'll know. You'll know it was a forgery. I has to be, because it doesn't exist.
I never promised you the SECOND HALF OF THE JOKE. Known lizard person The Good Reverend Roger challenged me to provide it and I saw through his ruse. It is a shame the rest of Mexico could not do the same.
Oh yes you'll be back.
You'll hear the SECOND HALF OF THE JOKE and you'll know. You'll know it was a forgery. I has to be, because it doesn't exist.
I never promised you the SECOND HALF OF THE JOKE. Known lizard person The Good Reverend Roger challenged me to provide it and I saw through his ruse. It is a shame the rest of Mexico could not do the same.
Oh yes you'll be back.
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Apple Zone / Re: ATTN - EOC - FINAL DEMANDS
« on: April 09, 2013, 08:45:54 pm »While humanity is not required for our MEXICO, it is a clear requirement (Form GH3/2ass/hat, Deceleration A333L&&&/££"!11"/2/2/2E, or the "I am a HuMAN and possess an actual head, skull and contents, medical certification required in quadriclate) that the Ceremonial Sombrero must be shown upon MEXICO's HEAD (And you must recall the strife that occurred the last time a MEXICO just touched the hat. Body and baby parts in the streets for weeks, cats and dogs living together you know the rest)
As a known Lizard person, this aspect alone should stop you. I also remind you of the official portrait requirement that you would be unable to fulfil.
These are the laws of Mexico. Please do not disrupt the peaceful transition process.
RIMCFPPPAUGYTHS
I certainly wouldn't contest any document written by hirley0.
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Apple Zone / Re: ATTN - EOC - FINAL DEMANDS
« on: April 09, 2013, 07:42:25 pm »
My Mexicos, I have heard your cries! I have heard your pleas!
You wish to learn the SECOND HALF OF THE JOKE. I deny such a thing exists, but for you, my people, I will search for the SECOND HALF OF THE JOKE.
As such, any who mention the SECOND HALF OF THE JOKE must have useful information regarding it, yes? Mexico will detain these people for questioning.
And thanks to Project Infinite Mexico, we can detain everyone!
You wish to learn the SECOND HALF OF THE JOKE. I deny such a thing exists, but for you, my people, I will search for the SECOND HALF OF THE JOKE.
As such, any who mention the SECOND HALF OF THE JOKE must have useful information regarding it, yes? Mexico will detain these people for questioning.
And thanks to Project Infinite Mexico, we can detain everyone!
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Apple Zone / Re: ATTN - EOC - FINAL DEMANDS
« on: April 09, 2013, 01:36:27 pm »
Hello, friends!
It's Eater of Clowns - YOUR Mexico.
I'm very sad to see such rabble rousing, such incitement, and more even, such gullibility, among members of Project Infinite Mexico. You would see yourselves burned to the ground? You would cut off your nose to spite your face?
Remember, Mexicos, the SECOND HALF OF THE JOKE is a filthy lie. I understand its appeal, I do. Who would not want to hear a good joke? I do. Mexico is well known for its love of jokes. But there is no joke, my friends. There never was. It is a manipulation tactic, albeit a clever one, by my former opponent, deposed Cuba, and known lizard person The Good Reverend Roger.
Think about if you were a lizard person. You cannot birth live young. You cannot maintain a consistent body temperature and must seek out sunny rocks. You eyes flicker about all weirdly. You cannot be Mexico under Project Infinite Mexico. What would you do? Manufacture dissatisfaction with present joke fulfillment. It's a tactic as old as dissent itself.
And more, what if I'm wrong? What if there is a second half of the joke? You've wanted that joke so badly, and you've done such reprehensible things, such terrible regrettable things for it.
What happens when you hear it and, well, it's just not that good?
It's Eater of Clowns - YOUR Mexico.
I'm very sad to see such rabble rousing, such incitement, and more even, such gullibility, among members of Project Infinite Mexico. You would see yourselves burned to the ground? You would cut off your nose to spite your face?
Remember, Mexicos, the SECOND HALF OF THE JOKE is a filthy lie. I understand its appeal, I do. Who would not want to hear a good joke? I do. Mexico is well known for its love of jokes. But there is no joke, my friends. There never was. It is a manipulation tactic, albeit a clever one, by my former opponent, deposed Cuba, and known lizard person The Good Reverend Roger.
Think about if you were a lizard person. You cannot birth live young. You cannot maintain a consistent body temperature and must seek out sunny rocks. You eyes flicker about all weirdly. You cannot be Mexico under Project Infinite Mexico. What would you do? Manufacture dissatisfaction with present joke fulfillment. It's a tactic as old as dissent itself.
And more, what if I'm wrong? What if there is a second half of the joke? You've wanted that joke so badly, and you've done such reprehensible things, such terrible regrettable things for it.
What happens when you hear it and, well, it's just not that good?
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Apple Zone / Re: Conquest of the Planet of the Bride of the Son of the Return of the Open Bar
« on: April 09, 2013, 02:00:21 am »I, however, have developed a wonderfur meta self, in where I realize I am naught but a brute, and therefore develop a secondary personality which does its best to countermand my base impulses when dealing with a female I wish tobone hard and longhave a respectful and meaningful relationshipbone hard and long.
This leads to a self-imposed cognitive dissonance, where I often act in bizarre and unexpected ways as I try to act the way I think she wants me to act, which is often completely wrong.
Roger has the superior Way. Obvioulsy.
I just know who and what I am.
I am not stupid, but I am a fool. I love women in general terms, and I go partially concussed when I am around them. When I am around a woman I love in specific terms, I go completely brain damaged...By which I mean, my motivations on any given subject are very simple and very obvious. This leads people to think there's something going on under the surface.
But there isn't. There's just The Good Reverend Doktor Roger Howl jamming his head into the future, to see what will happen.
It sounds goofy, but it's a winning strategy for happiness. And slightly elevated medical expenses.
Well, this one I have (or thought I had) is confusing the fuck out of me. He ought to take a lesson from your book.
All he has to do is let me know that he wants to put his penis in me, and I'm there.
Having met you, it is obvious that the confusion isn't on YOUR part.
Diagnosis: HE'S A FUCKING MORON.
Proposed treatment: Roofie him up. Alternatively, go find a guy who isn't stone blind and brainsmashed.
As a FUCKING MORON with a demonstrable history of not knowing a woman is into me after signals up to and including being slapped around and told "I HAVE A THING FOR YOU, YOU DIPSHIT" I say give the guy a chance.