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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Ingress
« on: October 03, 2014, 12:54:49 am »
10 minutes ago, fire up Ingress and notice my "pet portal" down the street was blue. Nah, fuck that, threw on some pants and a jacket and destroyed the offender's resonators. Walk back to my door.

By the time I get two houses down to my apartment, the portal is blue again, with full resonators.

<.<   >.>

Motherfuckers be watchin me.

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The one with the server giving the kid an AIDS stuffed burrito is actually pretty good.   :lulz:

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A deconstructive parody of a traditional beard, and masculinity itself.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Ingress
« on: September 29, 2014, 02:02:48 pm »
When we link portals we're connecting synapses, a million monkeys on a million typewriters, and one day we'll hit the exact right combination of wiring. That day will be Google's Awakening.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Spagbook
« on: September 29, 2014, 02:00:50 pm »
My sister and I are unfit for polite society.

Sister not WOMP approved.



:(  Get her to reconsider, maybe?  That pic is GOLD.

It's very ying and yang, which is funny, because we've gone this far in our lives without anyone figuring out that I'm the NICE one.

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I've been watching a lot of his work lately, and apart from his weird fixation on projectile tongues, I think Guillermo del Toro might actually be the spiritual successor to Jim Henson, based on his monster creation alone. I think Henson would have had a wet dream about the Troll Market scene in Hellboy II.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Ingress
« on: September 28, 2014, 01:18:20 am »
I was in the middle of claiming my favorite local library when I found myself blocked. It was grey when I started, but blue when I attempted. An enemy was within 100 meters of me. I put down the phone and looked about, searching, and from within a silver Jeep he emerged, scraggly and smelling like work, and we talked about the game for a few minutes and it was Weird, and I loved Ingress just then, for what else would cause us to so converse?

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Generation Y Can't I Do That
« on: September 28, 2014, 01:09:04 am »
Hey Raz,

Jumping on a person when you perceive they're down is repulsive. Your comment about disliking Roger as an individual but liking his work made me sick to my stomach as a writer. I will exercise my knowledge of the fundamental attribution error, and assume that you said these things in a bad personal state and exercising poor judgment not indicative of your overall character. I think you'd do well to consider that approach in the future, and from there find that others are willing to do the same for you.

-EoC

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Has anyone made a corporatese generator yet?

Yeah like 30+ years ago.

His name is V3x.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Spagbook
« on: September 28, 2014, 12:43:40 am »
My sister is 5 years older than I am, looks younger, and is smarter on top of it all. Fuck off, genetics.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Spagbook
« on: September 28, 2014, 12:42:33 am »
My sister and I are unfit for polite society.

Sister not WOMP approved.


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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Ingress
« on: September 27, 2014, 02:55:47 pm »
YOUR RESONATORS ARE WEAK, AS IS YOUR FAITH

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Ingress
« on: September 27, 2014, 02:53:02 pm »
I wonder how long it'll take the local Resistance players to get freaked out when I start communicating with them exclusively like a 40k space marine.

WITNESS THE BENEDICTION OF YOUR PORTALS

PURGE THE BLUE SCUM

XM FOR THE XM GOD, MUS FOR THE MU THRONE

YOU CANNOT ABATE THE EMERALD TIDE

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Donkey.

Vote Donkey.

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As deposed Mexico, I officially endorse the donkey.

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