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I feel bad for the code monkeys. They seem okay and they'll still have that shit boss when it all blows over.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: February 15, 2015, 01:25:30 pm »
A legal drama in which the first 3D printed human struggles to interpret legislation to determine who his birth parents are.

 :lulz:

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WARNING: Hopelessly boring post ahead.

I just mapped out every class I'm taking for the next year in order to graduate on time, hoping, that is, that there are no weird scheduling conflicts that completely fuck me over.

This is what that looks like:

Spring 2015
Cell biology + lab
Cognitive neuroscience
Scientific Ethics

Summer 2015
Elementary microbiology + lab
Intro to psychopathology
Sustainability & permaculture immersion in Peru

Fall 2015
General Ecology
Microbiology + lab
Physics
Honors thesis workshop

Winter 2016
Neurophysiology (yes, more neurophysiology)
Conservation Biology
Other science (probably an online geology class)
Work on thesis

Spring 2016
Recombinant DNA techniques & lab
Biochemistry
Whatever psych class fits my schedule
Finish thesis

Having a schedule makes me feel secure.
It probably won't go that smoothly, though.
Hey if I hop on a plane now, can you hide me in your book bag and sneak me into all your classes?
Those sound interesting.

We're allowed to have service animals, and there are very few restrictions... maybe I can just convince them you're my Anxiety Belgian.

:spittake:

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Things are very hard right now. I got laid off a couple of weeks ago. I've spent the last week and a half not reacting. Kind of just hid. Filled out my unemployment. Fed myself the obligatory platitudes. Spent hours sitting in my room obsessing over important matters like my right leg being less flexible than my left....

...then I started sorting pictures. All at once it came. Fuck.

 :sad:

Sorry, man. I hope things start coming together.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: Don't Break The Chain
« on: February 11, 2015, 04:10:16 am »
 :lulz:

Good chain.

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There's something off about that road and how it appears to be swallowing the truck.

What, you don't have carniverous roads out East?

 :crankey:

Did I write that?   :sad:

 :lulz:

I thought it was just me posting while tired, but I really can't figure out what's up with that road. The crosswalk disappears halfway through the street, there's a hard line of black and grey, dry and wet. The store facade has a strip of darker brick at the bottom that disappears at the point the road changes.

I mean, I know it's shoop but why is this shoop disturbing me so. IT'S WRONG. IT'S SO VERY WRONG.

Not a shoop, a composite image from a Google cam, probably taken on two different days. If you spend enough time in Google Street View you see a lot of these.

Butt Drugs is real. So very real.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYYdF0zcuSI

Good to know, thanks!

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There's something off about that road and how it appears to be swallowing the truck.

What, you don't have carniverous roads out East?

 :crankey:

Did I write that?   :sad:

 :lulz:

I thought it was just me posting while tired, but I really can't figure out what's up with that road. The crosswalk disappears halfway through the street, there's a hard line of black and grey, dry and wet. The store facade has a strip of darker brick at the bottom that disappears at the point the road changes.

I mean, I know it's shoop but why is this shoop disturbing me so. IT'S WRONG. IT'S SO VERY WRONG.

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There's something off about that road and how it appears to be swallowing the truck.

What, you don't have carniverous roads out East?

 :crankey:

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There's something off about that road and how it appears to be swallowing the truck.

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He blamed it on his staff? Fastest way I can think of to get on Dok's shit list.  :lulz:

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Bring and Brag / Re: Operation Indiepreneur
« on: February 09, 2015, 04:11:47 am »
I don't know why he didn't like us. I thought Discordia Brand was great. Just for not the same reasons he did.

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Paes, that sucks. Horribly.


EoC, how the hell small can you write?

About this small.

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Dad is in hospital with HA-MRSA and cellulitis after a hip replacement, so that's not great.

FUCK MRSA. Here's hoping for the best, Paes.

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My friend's wife shipped all of us Jenga pieces to write on and send to him while he's away in law enforcement training for his 30th birthday. My contribution:

"Dear Brian, Happy 30th Birthday! I have not known you for 30 years but I hope to know you for the next 30, and the 30 after that (when we will all be part robot). You're my friend and my brother, and even across the country it's a better life for your part in it. May this block ever be that pain in the butt one that you can never quite get out properly, but also an integral one in providing structural support for your tower, no matter how wobbly and precarious it gets. And if you swallow it by accident may it pass painlessly and without complication. I would carefully avoid that test however, as I am unaware of the properties of this ink, in regards to toxicity or flavor. Before I run out of space remember"

Turns out you can write an awful lot on a Jenga block.   :lulz:

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