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Messages - Eater of Clowns

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Who has two thumbs and got his dream job?

This guy.
Awesome, what are the details?

77
Oh this is one of those sad jokes.

78
I DUNNO NIGEL, WHAT

79
"Mr. Cain I'm glad you could join us."

"Yes, the black bag over my head was rather convincing."

"It's best for you if you don't know where you are."

"147 Rue de-"

"Nevermind that. I'm going to show you a photograph Mr. Cain. I want you to tell me something about the photograph."

The man slides a glossy printout across the steel tabletop.

"Do you, or do any of your associates, know if this cat can haz cheezburger?"

80
Day 1 of "hanging around with spies while learning about the cyber-jihad and not to give my handwriting to strangers" is over.

Think I'm going to get a hamburger from room service.
Whoa.

81
Discordian Recipes / Re: I'm roasting a chicken RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKS
« on: December 02, 2015, 12:01:16 pm »
If you stare at a bird while it's in the oven it gets embarrassed and won't soak in the juices like the filthy harlot it is
:lulz:

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Yeah well the important thing is that like all people they're just extras in the grand play of your personal experience, filling in the gaps between your periods of deep self absorption and actual agency in the fucking world.

You dick.

84
EVERYONE SUCKS AND I HATE YOU ALL EAT IT LOSERS

85
Holy crap.  Has anyone explored today's XKCD?


http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/

Hint: Go Right.

404. :(

Aww that's really too bad because it's the most fun ever.

86
Holy crap.  Has anyone explored today's XKCD?


http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/

Hint: Go Right.

WHEEEEEEE

*entire morning disappears*

87
The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: WOMP-ertainment
« on: November 25, 2015, 02:30:25 am »
 :lulz:

That was well played, my friend.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: ORC ATTACK!!
« on: November 13, 2015, 03:23:57 am »
Probably get bludgeoned while googling "orc attack" then refining my results to "what to do in an orc attack" and finding a bunch of unhelpful lists before I go with "orc weakness" at which point they are probably through the door.

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Yeah, that's pretty offensive.

I don't think Roger's spelling would get that bad.

90
I might note for our spags across the pond that Net's being possibly shot at is, in America, only a mild "pardon me." It would be considered impolite for a gun not to be present in this interaction. Though I have to question the actions of the police here, in that they did not also brandish their weapons and at least give Net a beating. I would register a complaint, Net, there's no reason you should be treated so poorly.

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