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As some of you have probably heard, we lost our Sam, my son, on Sunday. I figured I should probably post about it here because otherwise I can't really post at all. He was experimenting with huffing paint and it went wrong. He was 16. We will hold a memorial service for him on Saturday at 1pm at the American Legion Hall on Alberta St.

It has been and will continue to be a terrible, difficult, impossible time. Thank you for being friends. I don't know how much I will be around because the Internet is a difficult place for me to be right now but sometimes it's a useful distraction.

I am so, so sorry, Nigel. My condolences to you and your family.

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Hey the parking ticket and I have a love you'll never understand! And we won't hide anymore!

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 :lulz:

I love the idea of Richter ODing on lines of privilege.

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Rise of the Tomb Raider is visually amazing.  I may have to do a blind playthrough of this and throw it up on teh Youtoobs

Was that the one written by Pratchett's daughter?

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Discordian Recipes / Re: DECLASSIFIED drink recipes by TWJ
« on: January 28, 2016, 12:17:53 pm »
The Budweiser Clamato Chelada abomination was from a Discordian Meatup a few years ago.  About a dozen or so of them met in CT and stayed the weekend in a house.  Amazingly, everyone survived.


There's a thread somewhere that tells the tale.

True story.

Budweiser Clamato Chelada. The drink that Twid refused to try.
http://principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=29349.0

:)

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Heya Twid, glad to see you around man.

As for Roger, he's still pretty active on facebook and he'd be the best person to ask.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Job Search Question
« on: January 15, 2016, 11:01:47 pm »
I would think stopping by in person would be looked upon favorably, so long as the questions are framed in a way to suggest that you're genuinely curious and not looking for special treatment. If you're then directed to a website to apply, thank them enthusiastically and do that, shortly after. Have questions ready in case you meet a hiring manager, so that you're not fumbling through your first impression.

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Or Kill Me / Re: What do?
« on: January 14, 2016, 06:34:31 pm »
May I ask what the purpose of that anonymity is? There's a strong tone of distrust between that and how you describe your relationships with your family and friends.

Depression is a motherfucker, and the best advice I ever received for it is that it is by definition not being in your right mind, and therefore not a state from which you should make life decisions. That includes whether or not to continue it.

Your situation is overwhelming, but while all the factors contributing to it are connected, they are still able to be solved independently. It's good that you were able to focus on that creative project, it means you can still apply yourself. Focus on becoming independent first, and from there your social life and etc. Even if it means slaving away for The Man.

And go the fuck outside. Cold be damned.

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Wait. Pepper spray is banned in the uk?

What are pointy sticks banned too?

If you are thought to be carrying it about with intent to use as a weapon then yes, I think they are...

What's next? no closed fists. You might be preparing to hit someone.
The Brits don't need pepper spray with such an abundance of billiard balls and tube socks.

That and Junkenstein's ancestral crowbar.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Mansplaining: Why?
« on: January 03, 2016, 01:37:48 pm »
I don't know if it counts as mansplaining, because whenever I encounter that word my brain goes to a far away place filled with more peaceful things, like famine and earth shattering meteors, but you could always do what I did. Whenever my horse's ass of a supervisor ran his mouth about some invariably dumb and grotesque idea he had, I would wait politely for him to finish then pantomime swinging an enormous mallet and yell "GOOOOOONNNNNG." He stays quieter these days.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Mansplaining: Why?
« on: January 01, 2016, 05:59:35 pm »
I do it because I am a font of wisdom. My benevolence is weaponized. I intake the sands of knowledge and form it into pearls of sagelike splendor. Witness me. I will whisper to you the rightness of ways.

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Got up the mountain this morning.  Everyone's still frozen stiff.  Am ordering spacesuits for the crew.

We are down to eating the sled dogs.  If this journal is found, please tell my family that science is a trick on White people, and that the Nation has been laughing at us since 1958.

You really should have armed them with tanks when you had the chance. They may have made it quicker.

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In my social circles the only acceptable form of communication is slowly sipping your whiskey and staring grimly into the distance.

 :fap:

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