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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Rio 2016 shitshow thread
« on: August 05, 2016, 11:54:30 am »
I wish they would make the Olympics go back to once every four years. With the summer and winter split up, it just feels like it's Olympics all the damn time. I don't even know anyone who cares about them anymore.

The only thing I care about in these games is that for the first time there's a refugee team, nationless and representing the global refugee crisis.

It's gutwrenching.

That's pretty fucking special.

Right? The tidal moon lock won't do a thing against eons of water memory.

I have a certain group of friends trying really hard to convince me to waste my vote writing in bernie.

I just don't understand.  Nobody likes Clinton, but how is keeping Trump away from political power not the #1 goal of this election???

People have gotten pretty mad at me for posting my opinion on that. I find them horrifying, in a DEAR GOD IS THAT GRANDMA WHY IS SHE COVERED IN LEECHES HOW ARE THERE SO MANY LEECHES kind of way, and they find me rude.

In the 24 hours since I said Clinton haters on facebook sounding like they wanted to wear her as a skin suit, I have seen 0 Clinton hating posts.

I'm calling that a victory.

Aneristic Illusions / Re: Zoophilia and Industrial Meat
« on: July 29, 2016, 09:34:27 pm »
We've seen quite a range of intro posts before but damn.

Richard Nixon's glittering half-life sarcophagus / Re: ATTN: Roger
« on: July 28, 2016, 01:32:08 pm »
I think he meant ech. We all know you wish ill will to everyone.


And yes, thanks, I found the post it refers to.

Richard Nixon's glittering half-life sarcophagus / Re: ATTN: Roger
« on: July 28, 2016, 01:06:38 pm »
You outright stated that I am less than human. 

Roger, you drama whore, you. I said you've been barking like a dog. I'm not sure that equates to calling you an animal. I thought you understood creative writing. It's called an analogy, you senile fool.

Uh... he blocks you on FB, you come on down to PD, shit on his thread then open another to shit more, sling casual insults and implications of your superiority at all and sundry the whole way

.. and ROGER is the drama whore.

 :crackhead: <-- ITT,
Cuddlefish won't be sharing

Hey, Wiz. I take shits with a higher IQ than you. Fuck off. But, as EoC would say, I have no ill will towards you.

Bringing me up here is...bizarre?


I am pretty excited because I just got to use science to tell someone to go lick an asshole.



Aneristic Illusions / Re: EU Referendum 23rd June: In or Out?
« on: July 27, 2016, 02:47:51 pm »
Man, I bet Pratchett could have written one hell of a Discworld book about all this.


Richard Nixon's glittering half-life sarcophagus / Re: ATTN: Roger
« on: July 23, 2016, 12:47:36 am »
Dimo, you seem unwell.

I know shit's not been great for you for a while. Your posts in this thread, or on facebook where it started, do not come across as somebody in their right frame of mind.

Literate Chaotic / Re: Stalker
« on: July 22, 2016, 05:52:12 pm »

Sesame Credit is a social credit scoring system being constructed by Ant Financial Services Group, an affiliate of the Chinese Alibaba Group. It uses data from Alibaba's services to compile its score. The highly controversial score is used to rank citizen in China based on a variety of factors. This is a system that is soon to be mandatory in China beginning in the year 2020. [1][2], a Chinese matchmaking company, uses Sesame Credit data as part of its service.[2]

Sesame Credit has denied rumors that their rating includes data gathered from social media activity.

That's the very short version, it's considerably more fucked up than that implies. This is essentially using social peer pressure to try and control a population. The compliant ostracise the dissidents and you get a handy up to the second accurate list of who are/are not enemies of the state.

Expand the implications to families and groups of people and you've got something really fucking special. Dad going out drinking on a thursday means Mum is banned for the hairdresser for a week. A daughter skips school one afternoon so the Son is assigned detention to be completed before leaving. You can go anywhere with this and use it to condition the living fuck out of people.

At least England is dull enough that it will just use it to issue fines to fucking everyone.

Holy shit.

Literate Chaotic / Re: Stalker
« on: July 21, 2016, 08:37:56 pm »

It's creepy, and then there's the porn spam, and it is there that this becomes a p3nt piece.

I feel you. The happiest years of my life have been the "don't give a shit about y'all" ones.

Yeah, I am convinced that the best way to be miserable is to try to be something you aren't.

Wait but I'm miserable just trying to be happ- *explodes*

Yeah he lit a spark, and just now he helped to snuff it out. It just adds to the apathy my friends who already thought everything was corrupt feel.

Bernie did what Clinton never could, drive a steak in the heart of his movement by showing it was all a ploy all along.

And so old what else did he have left to lose? The spectre of the boogyman Trump made Sanders go scared to corruption?

 :lulz: Somehow this is my favorite part.

What kind of fuckery is this?


which I do not recommend.

On the other hand, on Thursday there will be a gigantic radioactive pile of fuckery, and I shall be squatting on top of it.
Shit Roger. Sorry man.

Aneristic Illusions / Re: EU Referendum 23rd June: In or Out?
« on: June 28, 2016, 06:59:00 pm »
Johnson has stated if he becomes leader of the Tory party he won't be calling for a general election.

Whichever senior Tory party member who said Gove and Johnson had "engineered a right-wing coup" on Friday, give yourself a cookie.  You called that shit with clarity.

Tory Leader Johnson makes early bid for Prime Minister

Prime Minister Johnson "reluctantly accepts" title following unopposed election

Emergency Chancellor Johnson promises to step down after state of unrest

JOHNSON assures British populace there is no "official" curfew

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