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There's something off about that road and how it appears to be swallowing the truck.

What, you don't have carniverous roads out East?

 :crankey:

Did I write that?   :sad:

 :lulz:

I thought it was just me posting while tired, but I really can't figure out what's up with that road. The crosswalk disappears halfway through the street, there's a hard line of black and grey, dry and wet. The store facade has a strip of darker brick at the bottom that disappears at the point the road changes.

I mean, I know it's shoop but why is this shoop disturbing me so. IT'S WRONG. IT'S SO VERY WRONG.

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There's something off about that road and how it appears to be swallowing the truck.

What, you don't have carniverous roads out East?

 :crankey:

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There's something off about that road and how it appears to be swallowing the truck.

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He blamed it on his staff? Fastest way I can think of to get on Dok's shit list.  :lulz:

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Bring and Brag / Re: Operation Indiepreneur
« on: February 09, 2015, 04:11:47 am »
I don't know why he didn't like us. I thought Discordia Brand was great. Just for not the same reasons he did.

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Paes, that sucks. Horribly.


EoC, how the hell small can you write?

About this small.

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Dad is in hospital with HA-MRSA and cellulitis after a hip replacement, so that's not great.

FUCK MRSA. Here's hoping for the best, Paes.

98
My friend's wife shipped all of us Jenga pieces to write on and send to him while he's away in law enforcement training for his 30th birthday. My contribution:

"Dear Brian, Happy 30th Birthday! I have not known you for 30 years but I hope to know you for the next 30, and the 30 after that (when we will all be part robot). You're my friend and my brother, and even across the country it's a better life for your part in it. May this block ever be that pain in the butt one that you can never quite get out properly, but also an integral one in providing structural support for your tower, no matter how wobbly and precarious it gets. And if you swallow it by accident may it pass painlessly and without complication. I would carefully avoid that test however, as I am unaware of the properties of this ink, in regards to toxicity or flavor. Before I run out of space remember"

Turns out you can write an awful lot on a Jenga block.   :lulz:

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I agree with Nigel's assessment.

I also just fired this thing back up myself. I wasn't going to do the online dating thing but I'm just not meeting new people with any regularity.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/eeyoci

Feedback welcome.

It is perfect, and you are adorable. If you were ten to twenty years older and within a 20-mile radius of me, I would already have messaged you.

So I guess what that tells you is that your profile is very attractive to Nigel-types. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing, you'll have to be the judge of that.

Shucks!  :oops:

Thanks, really, and that does sound like a good thing!

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I agree with Nigel's assessment.

I also just fired this thing back up myself. I wasn't going to do the online dating thing but I'm just not meeting new people with any regularity.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/eeyoci

Feedback welcome.

101
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Random News Stories
« on: February 06, 2015, 03:22:42 pm »
I'd fap to worship that.

102
I think I'm on the verge of convincing my co-worker that he's been dead for 40 years.

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I worked at a preschool years back, before I figured out I wasn't the right guy for that job. Once a week an old man came by and told stories and he'd mention the old greats and the kids would ask for a different story instead, the one about the house that ate your clothes or the dog that thought it was a horse. But sitting in the back there, keeping an eye out for pokers and fidgeters he'd catch my eye and hold it a second. None of that stuff was real but something about it made you wish it was. Not because you wanted it to be but because that was how it was supposed to be, wasn't it?

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: The Dating Wars
« on: February 06, 2015, 11:35:33 am »
That's horrifying. It's like Neal Stephenson meets Tinder.

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Sorry DSquid.  :sad:

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