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Roger I forgot to mention that your defaming my character on facebook directly resulted in me reconnecting with a lovely young lady and I think she and I might be moving things forward so thanks dude.


I dunno man, I saw those photos you put up.

That telescope seeing anyone?

Yeah, you'll be needing that lead. That high up in the clouds, man's liable to float away.



Wow that's really great mana cost for 8 fucking bears.

Discordian Recipes / Re: What Does Everyone Eat for Breakfast?
« on: December 16, 2015, 12:20:23 pm »
Two pieces of toast and a cup of black coffee. I honestly can't get enough of it.

Have you given savory oats a try? There was an oatmeal thread floating around the cooking subforum for a while.

The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: HELP ME NAME A HUMAN!
« on: December 08, 2015, 02:16:10 am »
Adelaide is a beautiful name. Just don't let anyone call her Addy.

Who has two thumbs and got his dream job?

This guy.
Awesome, what are the details?

Oh this is one of those sad jokes.


"Mr. Cain I'm glad you could join us."

"Yes, the black bag over my head was rather convincing."

"It's best for you if you don't know where you are."

"147 Rue de-"

"Nevermind that. I'm going to show you a photograph Mr. Cain. I want you to tell me something about the photograph."

The man slides a glossy printout across the steel tabletop.

"Do you, or do any of your associates, know if this cat can haz cheezburger?"

Day 1 of "hanging around with spies while learning about the cyber-jihad and not to give my handwriting to strangers" is over.

Think I'm going to get a hamburger from room service.

Discordian Recipes / Re: I'm roasting a chicken RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKS
« on: December 02, 2015, 12:01:16 pm »
If you stare at a bird while it's in the oven it gets embarrassed and won't soak in the juices like the filthy harlot it is

Yeah well the important thing is that like all people they're just extras in the grand play of your personal experience, filling in the gaps between your periods of deep self absorption and actual agency in the fucking world.

You dick.

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