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 :lulz:

Pretty disturbing, not still not as bad as naming a dagger after every NPC in the game and then soultrapping them in it. Who was that, Paes?

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Wait.  It's ok to want to lick penises and vaginas at the SAME TIME!?!?!?!

HOLD UP THERE BUCKO, DON'T GET AHEAD OF YOURSELF!

icwhatudidthere  :wink:

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Some people avoid activities because they can't see any point to doing them, others avoid them because they can't actually be around people. It depends on her personality if she actually wants to be left alone or if she could really use some time with others. I know when I'm feeling like that, I have to force myself to be around people, and it does help a lot. If she's willing to get together, try steering activities toward outsidey things.

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Aaand just had a phonecall from my dad.

The doctors are now saying that they don't expect my grandfather to pull through. I'm surprised, but they've said his condition is deteriorating and there's nothing they can do to stabilize him. They've told my mum this directly, but my grandmother hasn't been able to understand it - I don't know what was said exactly, but she was asking questions like 'so will he be able to continue his work?'

I've got a choice to make. I can go up and see him, though they're now saying they don't think he'll even know we're there... or I can not. Part of me feels guilty, but I don't want to see him in that condition and remember him like that...

So sorry. The only thing I could say about whether to go see him or not is consider if your presence would be of any help to those that are there. If you think being there might help your family, consider it, if you're up for it.

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What's cool is that even if a woman spag like that is one in a million, there are SEVEN THOUSAND of them out there.

newsfeed

It would need to be corrected to reflect the correct math, which would be fourteen thousand if we are expanding the search for EOC's lifemate to men.

I'm not sure how EOC feels about that, though.

I think it's more that the original figure should've been 3,500, but that doesn't roll off the tongue as well.

Oh, you're right. Good catch.

also LOL bi people. 7000 works for me :D

Yeah, I've heard of bi people. :lol: I was just still talking about EOC, who as far as I know isn't.

Is not, but hey maybe I just haven't ever met a dude I'm attracted to yet. Why close that door, ya know?  :wink:

And thanks for the encouragement, y'all.

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Just keep shifting the acronym as the piece goes on. EDS becomes DEDS becomes DEDD. Existential Despair Syndrome, Acute Existential Despair Syndrome, Major Existential Despair. It's infinitely variable, and fucking with acronyms is fun.

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YEAH TELL ME HOW ORGANIZED YOUR CABINETS ARE

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Yeah I've always heard that's a good sign. Here's to more improvement!



Saturday is gym day with the brother in law. There are all these fit, hard working bodies around and my eye keeps getting drawn to a tall, thin girl. He asks me what the deal is.

"Man, just look at how diligently she returns her equipment to where she found it. I wanna be like 'Hey honey, let's get responsible together.'"

It's possible I've found why I am not doing well in the dating game.  :oops:

It's all about finding someone who finds that hot.

"What's up baby you wanna go reshelve some books at the library?"

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Yeah I've always heard that's a good sign. Here's to more improvement!



Saturday is gym day with the brother in law. There are all these fit, hard working bodies around and my eye keeps getting drawn to a tall, thin girl. He asks me what the deal is.

"Man, just look at how diligently she returns her equipment to where she found it. I wanna be like 'Hey honey, let's get responsible together.'"

It's possible I've found why I am not doing well in the dating game.  :oops:

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Or Kill Me / Re: Thoughts on Scientology?
« on: January 17, 2015, 04:06:22 pm »
I think it's deplorable to prey upon the vulnerable with false promises and pseudoscience and then bully and manipulate them into going along with the program while campaigning against actual, proven treatment methods.

But hey, admire away.

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Just add Acute in front of it and it should be fine? Good piece, though.

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My grandfather suffered a stroke in the early hours of the morning. My grandmother didn't realize what was going on and left him for probably an hour before she called the ambulance.

It doesn't look good. He was completely unresponsive until about 11am, and since then he's been in obvious distress. My grandmother is in shock, and my mum is trying to keep her calm.

It shouldn't be too surprising - he's 86 - but he's always been in very good health, kept active and productive. He's an artist and he's always putting on exhibitions. He'd seemed better than ever when I saw him a couple of months ago.

Fuck. Sorry, Dsquid. Here's hoping for the best.

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Not even 24 hours after posting grades and I have my first complaint. I docked her 25% for late homework, and her excuse is that she was "like 3 minutes late due to the room change".

The professor announced THE FIRST DAY that he was putting in for a room change, and that he would post it on the website. The new room was posted the next day. That means this chick had 6 days to notice it, just like everyone else. On top of that, we waited 5 minutes after start time for any stragglers who didn't notice the room change on the website (which they had to have used to take the required quiz) to get to the old classroom, see the notice on the door, and climb the two short flights of stairs or take the elevator to the new classroom.

Seriously, honors just doesn't feel like that big of an accomplishment now that I know I'm being compared to people who literally cannot follow simple directions.

Sounds like she knew what was going to happen, what she was going to say, and was just waiting to let the world know that it just wasn't her fault. It was that unreasonable grade from someone who expects, of all things, adults to be mildly responsible!

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Seriously I am impressed. Mom can hold her shit. Woman's like 5'2" and on that cocktail? Woman can party.

Damn, dude.  :eek:

Yyyeah sorry my sense of humor may be a bit off today.

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Seriously I am impressed. Mom can hold her shit. Woman's like 5'2" and on that cocktail? Woman can party.

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