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Beyond the wall / Re: Name the Tucson Mascot
« on: May 14, 2016, 03:05:24 am »
Tucson should instead take Luna, EoC, Richter, LMNO, any myself as mascots.  Mostly on account of it's pathetic how we all try to be all NICE when we meet up with each other, but we all remember, at some level, the events at Charley's Kitchen.  The fragment I remember was this split-second in time where I was leaning across the bar getting more beer for us.  LMNO was beating the night manager while making noises that sounded like a gorilla in a clothes drier, and Richter had pinned the bartender to the wall with one arm and was cataloguing the man's sins in a friendly-sounding voice.  Luna and EoC just sat at the table, bellowing out the song Mexican Radio.  I looked at the stunned crowd and said "what the fuck were you EXPECTING?  Action/Reaction, fools!  How else did you expect the universe to respond?"

That's all I remember.
I would be part of this mascot team as long as we could still keep The Prick as a name.

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Beyond the wall / Re: Fallout 4 Survivor Mode Pwnt
« on: May 13, 2016, 04:38:58 pm »
If you've played Fallout 4, this account of the first guy to beat survivor mode is fucking hilarious

 :lulz:

I haven't played yet but that's really good anyway.

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Beyond the wall / Re: Who's Who on PD.com
« on: May 11, 2016, 04:00:48 am »
Hay everbody!
Is everyone still kicking?
Heya Ippie! Not many of us left but it's good to see you.

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Beyond the wall / Re: The Elephant in the Living Room, part 2
« on: May 10, 2016, 05:32:08 pm »
Hey sick box we got here guys let's piss and shit and fuck all over it until it sucks.

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So...my mother works as a matron at a boarding school (far away from the one I'm currently at).

At wakeup call this morning, she found one of the students dead.  How was not mentioned to me, but because of the age and sudden nature, there will possibly be an inquest.

Whoa. How's she dealing with it?

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Beyond the wall / Re: The Elephant in the Living Room, part 1
« on: April 30, 2016, 05:24:17 pm »
In any case, I had to say that shit.  Now I'm adjusted.

The next one will be about the "FINE THEN I'M VOTING FOR TRUMP" tards.
Trump has been courting Bernie supporters on the sly for months now. I think it's delicious that the "abstaining from the con" crowd are in fact being conned by America's greatest used car salesman. It's yuge, lemme tell ya, just wonderful.

Can I do up the bolded facebook meme style and set it loose? I think that needs to be everywhere.
Sure. Which reminds me, I don't think we're friends there. PM incoming.

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Beyond the wall / Re: The Elephant in the Living Room, part 1
« on: April 30, 2016, 03:11:50 am »
In any case, I had to say that shit.  Now I'm adjusted.

The next one will be about the "FINE THEN I'M VOTING FOR TRUMP" tards.
Trump has been courting Bernie supporters on the sly for months now. I think it's delicious that the "abstaining from the con" crowd are in fact being conned by America's greatest used car salesman. It's yuge, lemme tell ya, just wonderful.

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Beyond the wall / Re: The Elephant in the Living Room, part 1
« on: April 29, 2016, 10:25:11 pm »
Fucking RAH!

I 100% do not get the vitriol aimed at Clinton. She's not ideal, but witnessing the complete unwillingness to settle for a less than Jesus-level perfect candidate really makes the Bernie crowd sound like they're playing Baby's First Election Cycle. Sack up, kids, progress isn't winning this election but it's not precisely losing, either, unless everyone decides it's hopeless and stays home and uses none of the momentum.

But the vitriol aimed at Sanders voters since last November is just fine.  I didn't take it personally or anything.

Not what I meant at all, bud. Let the hate flow on.

I will.  This thread isn't about political realities.  It's about the way supposed friends demonstrate contempt over said politics.  It's when you find out that a "friend" of 10+ years wasn't really your friend, you were just pixels on her screen and an occasional advantage to be used.  Or an army buddy you've known since 1987 that has decided that you are scum for not riding the whole Sanders thing down in flames.

It's about the fact that most of the Jesii may forgive, but I am not any of them.

It's gotten ugly as fuck. And it sucks that the ugliness is coming from a movement I support. And it sucks that you've been a target of it.

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Beyond the wall / Re: The Elephant in the Living Room, part 1
« on: April 29, 2016, 10:04:33 pm »
Fucking RAH!

I 100% do not get the vitriol aimed at Clinton. She's not ideal, but witnessing the complete unwillingness to settle for a less than Jesus-level perfect candidate really makes the Bernie crowd sound like they're playing Baby's First Election Cycle. Sack up, kids, progress isn't winning this election but it's not precisely losing, either, unless everyone decides it's hopeless and stays home and uses none of the momentum.

But the vitriol aimed at Sanders voters since last November is just fine.  I didn't take it personally or anything.

Not what I meant at all, bud. Let the hate flow on.

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Beyond the wall / Re: The Elephant in the Living Room, part 1
« on: April 29, 2016, 09:56:06 pm »
Fucking RAH!

I 100% do not get the vitriol aimed at Clinton. She's not ideal, but witnessing the complete unwillingness to settle for a less than Jesus-level perfect candidate really makes the Bernie crowd sound like they're playing Baby's First Election Cycle. Sack up, kids, progress isn't winning this election but it's not precisely losing, either, unless everyone decides it's hopeless and stays home and uses none of the momentum.

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Beyond the wall / Re: Mother, Mother Ocean
« on: April 26, 2016, 05:00:51 pm »
Sean Daly was hired as a media liaison at my place of employment, for two weeks. He performed no duties, and was let go for reasons unknown.

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Schroedinger's news has been resolved and it's totally good.

I am currently doing an impression of an 19C miner who just struck gold covered in oil.

So then your series of shady umbrella companies is just going to be for fun?

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Discordian Recipes / Re: On Being (a Gourmand):
« on: April 13, 2016, 12:22:26 pm »
I THINK YOU COULD PULL THIS ONE OFF ROGER

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Beyond the wall / Re: Latter-Day Spags of Discordia, part 1
« on: April 12, 2016, 06:02:11 pm »
Free market hot dogs here! Get your free market hot dogs! Much tastier now that we got that pesky FDA out of the equation!

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Beyond the wall / Re: Feeling Up the 21st Century, part 2
« on: April 12, 2016, 05:55:18 pm »
This is good. Perhaps if the bartender associates xenophobia with stress, he will be conditioned against it. It's your duty to continue his lessons.

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