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Principia Discussion / Re: What is the Principia's "John 3:16"?
« on: November 04, 2014, 10:36:56 pm »
"Black sheep are still sheep." or "Think for yourself, schmuck."

Or as is amply demonstrated in this thread, "Ask 5 Discordians a question and get 7 different answers."

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: HOWL 2016
« on: November 04, 2014, 10:32:49 am »
What are you running for, anyway?

As far as I can tell, he's running for 2016.

 :lulz:

Howl/Tarwell 2016:  Finally a ticket you DESERVE.

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My Lesbian Pet Javelina Got Ebola and Married Richard Nixon in Syria - One Industrial Rapists Horror Story.

Next Open Bar title.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Spagbook
« on: October 31, 2014, 09:20:54 pm »



WOMP BAIT

And terrifying WOMP bait, at that. Aquatic Suu could destroy whole CITIES.

Cthulsuu?

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I turned 46 today.   :sad:

How old is that outside of Tucson?

Forever.

The happy birthday is in the bag.
The bag is everywhere.
The bag is lost.

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I turned 46 today.   :sad:

How old is that outside of Tucson?

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Using adjectives to describe height is an artificial social construct, part and parcel of a maladptive discourse in a patriarchal misogynistic society.

That sounds like something a short person would say, puny.

WHO YOU CALLIN SHORT, STRETCH???

YOU'RE ORKADIAN, YOU'RE LIKE HALF A FOOT TOO SHORT TO BE CALLED SHORT

Orkadians are on a different scale, really.   They measure how tall they aren't.

 :lulz:

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Using adjectives to describe height is an artificial social construct, part and parcel of a maladptive discourse in a patriarchal misogynistic society.

That sounds like something a short person would say, puny.

WHO YOU CALLIN SHORT, STRETCH???

YOU'RE ORKADIAN, YOU'RE LIKE HALF A FOOT TOO SHORT TO BE CALLED SHORT

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Things you didn't want to know about EoC's dick:  it wants nothing to do with getting wet unless there's trust on both sides of it. Like a dick sandwich on trust bread. Then it's like awww yeeaaah.

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Using adjectives to describe height is an artificial social construct, part and parcel of a maladptive discourse in a patriarchal misogynistic society.

That sounds like something a short person would say, puny.

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I am a lesbian woman marrying a man.

The article provides a fine example of sexuality as a continuum, and then completely dashes it aside in favor of hard fast labels.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Halloween
« on: October 30, 2014, 03:44:58 pm »
eeeeep

I am comfortable with this measure on the Official QG Scale of Terror.  :lulz:

THE MARROWMAN RETURNS!   :eek::banana::eek:

I don't like to overdo it with him. A few vignettes a year is good for me. I keep saying I should write a full on short story featuring him, maybe submit to some horror rag.

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Can't you just wheel Payne into a storage shed for much cheaper and drop by once or twice a week to inject the nutrient rich sludge he feeds off of into his preservative tank? It might be better if he's away from population centers, for when his violent, anguished psychic dreams bleed into their sleeping hours.

apparently not. he has this thing called a job and locking him up isn't an option.

Silly me.

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Can't you just wheel Payne into a storage shed for much cheaper and drop by once or twice a week to inject the nutrient rich sludge he feeds off of into his preservative tank? It might be better if he's away from population centers, for when his violent, anguished psychic dreams bleed into their sleeping hours.

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