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Yes, that's right! By telling an obviously untrustworthy lurker exactly where you live, you now have the chance to receive a Really Real Christmas Card, possibly even before Easter!

(And a hundred of neatly hand-written letters filled with cheap Viagra ads and detailed pencil pictures of would-be hawt men. Because, frankly, snailmail spam is underrated.)

Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Musings of a Faceless Man
« on: December 09, 2009, 07:55:25 am »
Cool shit! Reading this was a most enlightening way to begin the day, and siriously, the artwork is awesome.

Stating the obvious: :mittens:! Also, will you marry me?

Richard Nixon's glittering half-life sarcophagus / Re: WOMP-ertainment
« on: December 05, 2009, 03:14:29 pm »

Literate Chaotic / Re: NaNoWriMo 2009?
« on: November 03, 2009, 01:07:30 pm »
My nick is Unknownspaceadorer, if someone happens to be interested in that particular piece of information. For example, you can add me as a buddy and brighten my day in enormous amounts, because then I can pretend I have social contacts!
The word count is something like 2700 at the moment, but I have lots of time today. (Which I apparently spend posting here. Well, fortunately I don't have teh internets at home, so I might even write something once I get home from school).

Also, Cain, I dare you to post your novel at!

« on: October 28, 2009, 11:18:19 am »


The only reason I trust you Americans to recognize the president of Finland is Conan O'Brian. (The guy ponting at her boobs is the minister of foreign affairs.)

Or Kill Me / Re: Puppy Chow is the Devil
« on: October 24, 2009, 03:41:04 pm »
Oh, I forgot. Would anyone like a larval hell hound puppy? They're very cute. They don't crap much and only on the floor.  Pics here.


I recently found out my roommate's been using my toothpaste all along, so I thought I could replace the stuff with dog shit.

Literate Chaotic / Re: NaNoWriMo 2009?
« on: October 13, 2009, 09:14:41 am »
I'm in!

Finished a novel last year and now I'll probably make a sequel, just because that'll piss the main character off. Or then I'll just start a new story with no planning at all.
I'm really not supposed to have time for this, but I think I cheated too much last year, so I want to do it again. (The Author was an actual character in the novel, so I kept smashing the fourth wall into pieces all the time and had a good excuse for  w r i t i n g  l i k e  t h i s, for example.)

Richard Nixon's glittering half-life sarcophagus / Re: heavy metal ban
« on: August 22, 2009, 09:37:48 pm »
That sucks.  You should move to Sweden or Finland. 


We're so heavy metal they'll soon ban short hair over here.

Emo Roger?


Seriously, whatthefuck. I'm crying tears of blood and choking in this agony, FOR REAL.

But still,


Too tired to try to communicate through anything else than emoticons, but:

:mittens:  :kiss::hi5::fap: :mittens:
:kiss::hi5::fap: :mittens: :kiss::hi5::fap:
:mittens:  :kiss::hi5::fap: :mittens:


 :lulz: That guy doesn't look all that stable.

Crap, I almost dated a diabetic a while ago. :horrormirth: Amazingly enough, I found out that he was, in fact, an asshole.

Also, we still need moar of these vids.

Or Kill Me / Re: A few notes on "Flouncing".
« on: April 22, 2009, 02:22:17 pm »

Shit fuck damn.

Or Kill Me / Re: Herod in Bethleham (Part One)
« on: March 26, 2009, 06:46:17 pm »
I liked this. Not necessarily very beeping new or revolutionary, but a nice piece of writing, still. :mittens:

The mind is like a husband, really. Without regular exercise it'll become a fat useless piece of shit that just sits in the corner licking it's balls.

The Machinetm prefers these ones - they are less inclined to bite

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