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Yes, that's right! By telling an obviously untrustworthy lurker exactly where you live, you now have the chance to receive a Really Real Christmas Card, possibly even before Easter!

(And a hundred of neatly hand-written letters filled with cheap Viagra ads and detailed pencil pictures of would-be hawt men. Because, frankly, snailmail spam is underrated.)

Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Musings of a Faceless Man
« on: December 09, 2009, 07:55:25 am »
Cool shit! Reading this was a most enlightening way to begin the day, and siriously, the artwork is awesome.

Stating the obvious: :mittens:! Also, will you marry me?

The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: WOMP-ertainment
« on: December 05, 2009, 03:14:29 pm »

Literate Chaotic / Re: NaNoWriMo 2009?
« on: November 03, 2009, 01:07:30 pm »
My nick is Unknownspaceadorer, if someone happens to be interested in that particular piece of information. For example, you can add me as a buddy and brighten my day in enormous amounts, because then I can pretend I have social contacts!
The word count is something like 2700 at the moment, but I have lots of time today. (Which I apparently spend posting here. Well, fortunately I don't have teh internets at home, so I might even write something once I get home from school).

Also, Cain, I dare you to post your novel at!

« on: October 28, 2009, 11:18:19 am »


The only reason I trust you Americans to recognize the president of Finland is Conan O'Brian. (The guy ponting at her boobs is the minister of foreign affairs.)

Or Kill Me / Re: Puppy Chow is the Devil
« on: October 24, 2009, 02:41:04 pm »
Oh, I forgot. Would anyone like a larval hell hound puppy? They're very cute. They don't crap much and only on the floor.  Pics here.


I recently found out my roommate's been using my toothpaste all along, so I thought I could replace the stuff with dog shit.

Literate Chaotic / Re: NaNoWriMo 2009?
« on: October 13, 2009, 08:14:41 am »
I'm in!

Finished a novel last year and now I'll probably make a sequel, just because that'll piss the main character off. Or then I'll just start a new story with no planning at all.
I'm really not supposed to have time for this, but I think I cheated too much last year, so I want to do it again. (The Author was an actual character in the novel, so I kept smashing the fourth wall into pieces all the time and had a good excuse for  w r i t i n g  l i k e  t h i s, for example.)

The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: heavy metal ban
« on: August 22, 2009, 08:37:48 pm »
That sucks.  You should move to Sweden or Finland. 


We're so heavy metal they'll soon ban short hair over here.

The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: WOMP-ertainment
« on: July 14, 2009, 07:58:53 pm »
Emo Roger?


Seriously, whatthefuck. I'm crying tears of blood and choking in this agony, FOR REAL.

But still,


Too tired to try to communicate through anything else than emoticons, but:

:mittens:  :kiss::hi5::fap: :mittens:
:kiss::hi5::fap: :mittens: :kiss::hi5::fap:
:mittens:  :kiss::hi5::fap: :mittens:

The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: WOMP-ertainment
« on: July 06, 2009, 05:25:40 pm »

 :lulz: That guy doesn't look all that stable.

Crap, I almost dated a diabetic a while ago. :horrormirth: Amazingly enough, I found out that he was, in fact, an asshole.

Also, we still need moar of these vids.

Or Kill Me / Re: A few notes on "Flouncing".
« on: April 22, 2009, 01:22:17 pm »

Shit fuck damn.

Or Kill Me / Re: Herod in Bethleham (Part One)
« on: March 26, 2009, 06:46:17 pm »
I liked this. Not necessarily very beeping new or revolutionary, but a nice piece of writing, still. :mittens:

The mind is like a husband, really. Without regular exercise it'll become a fat useless piece of shit that just sits in the corner licking it's balls.

The Machinetm prefers these ones - they are less inclined to bite

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