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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: The problem of being a pattern seeking creature.

« on: January 16, 2009, 04:08:04 pm »

You win. Srsly.

Do you mind if I translate it to Finnish and post it into my blag, of course mentioning whom I stole it from? (Not that you would ever notice if I did, but hey, it's always polite to ask and being polite is, well, polite.)

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Literate Chaotic / Re: We're gonna kill someone today,

« on: January 06, 2009, 11:31:18 pm »

Woah, that's just beautiful. ;P

Gief dis cooky monstahh sum mittehz.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: Favorite Song Lyrics/Poetry

« on: December 28, 2008, 03:51:08 pm »

"The world is full of idiots so how can it be wrong
singing death death death death devil devil evil evil songs."
-Voltaire: Death Death etc.

"Brutal acts of sapiens leave Jehovah in disgust
creative acts of clever monkeys leave the devil envious
Add up all of Hades' blessings, total all of heavens' curse
Let you know we've done it better, horrifically we did it worse

I am beyond god I am human I am the razor blade on the communion tray
I am a freak in control not a control freak, I am the sheep that got away,
I am burning but never consumed, determined with nothing to lose
I am who I am who I am who I am who am I?

The Devil made me do it - Wreak Havoc
right now/right now
riot now/Unleash Hell
Made real put into action, surgically atoned to perfection
Made flesh, son of bland, fuck your plans for redemption"
-Angelspit: Wreak Havoc

Oh, and Miss Lucy Had Some Leeches. Adorable.

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Principia Discussion / Re: Shortest Definition

« on: December 26, 2008, 11:39:56 pm »

Hey, I know.

It's liek... FIVE TONS OF JAZZ!

Ha ha, I'm so much moar DizkFNORDian than you. (See, I mentioned a fnord! How's that for being enlightened?)

[insert apology then jazz]

Actually, the times someone has asked me about it, I think I've just said something about the greatest religion-disguised joke in the world (or the other way around) which appreciates confusion and chaos etc. more than all that boring harmony-seeking stuff they've seen too much in their lives. Or something like that. Usually I don't bother explaining more, but some people actually seem interested and interesting enough to be worth the huge effort of linking PD. Mostly they're not, but then that's not really my problem.

A guy once stalked my number and asked me out just because I explained Discordianism and remembered some episodes of Cow & Chicken. Dangerous business, all this explaining. I wonder what was wrong with the poor fellow.