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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: Yesterday at 06:38:09 pm »
Comedy skits:

*"The Telltale Fart"- A man murders his flatulent roommate, but is driven to confess when he can still smell the roommate's fart days later

*Batman's utility belt baggie of "Batijuana"

*Spoofs of the George Washington cherry tree anecdote with other presidents. Trump blames it on illegal immigrants, Andrew Jackson blames it on the natives, FDR takes says he did chop it down but actually had somebody else chop it down as part of a ruse to keep people from knowing he has polio, Reagan asks Gorbachev to take the tree down, Clinton says "I did not chop down that cherry tree", Nixon denies chopping the cherry tree down but then there's tape of him chopping it down,, etc. EDIT: and some of the republicans admit to it and then express a desire to chop down ALL the trees and bulldoze the nation's forests

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*A man smokes a bag of radioactive weed (preferably a strain with a spider related name) and gains a variety of weed related abilities, such as the ability to shoot hemp ropes out of his hands, to never get nauseous, and to see through walls and do various other vision related things. (edit: and also Matter-Eater Lad type powers)

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: Yesterday at 05:36:26 am »
A christmas special in which the reason why Santa Claus delivers toys on Christmas eve is because long ago he violated elf law and the elves sentenced him to do community service every Christmas forever. And he's depicted as disgruntled and he just tosses packages like a disgruntled UPS driver and so on.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: December 13, 2018, 06:18:48 pm »
The first colonists to land on Mars discover that they're living in a simulation and that Mars hasn't been fully rendered. Inspired by Elon Musk.

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Another 9dea:

Young Donald Trump chops down a cherry tree and blames it on illegal immigrants and/or "the deep state"

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Another idea:

Skit: French wino criticizes the bargain booze

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: December 13, 2018, 05:24:31 pm »
A spoof of Infinity War where Thanos looks like Michael Jackson and the infinity gauntlet looks like Jackson's sequined glove

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: December 09, 2018, 04:01:16 am »
Knight Rider reimagined as modern sci-fi noir. Michael Knight is now a brilliant but habitually drunk P.I., and this very drunkenness is why he synergizes so well with the world's most advanced self driving car. KITT drives itself and thus won;t be crashed by a drunk driver, and since KITT is more heavily armored than most military vehicles he can also hide from his bookie when his gambling debts are in arrears and kneecaps are about to be broken.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: December 07, 2018, 07:54:23 am »
Comedy skit: Parody of James Bond and The Six Million Dollar Man in which they give a guy surgical augmentati9ns to help him be a secret agent, but they're all sex related. Like, they give him penis enlargement surgery and put in an artificial baculum made out of aluminum and this is supposed to help him be a spy

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: December 03, 2018, 02:05:39 am »
Earth intercepts an alien artifact seemingly equivalent to the pioneer plaque or the voyager golden record. The story focuses on the attempts to decode it.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: Ominous Fortune Cookie
« on: November 29, 2018, 06:44:57 pm »
"Pain is just your soul leaving your body"

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: November 28, 2018, 09:20:41 pm »
It starts with a prediction that a great hero will rise up in he future to save the land from a vague future evil. Tests and contests are set up to determine preemptively who this prophecied chosen one may be by seeing who has the hero's prophecied attributes. These contests get severely out of hand however and threaten to bankrupt the kingdom and bring it's economy to a standstill. By the time the chosen one is found it becomes clear that the tests themselves were the evil which was foretold.

To clarify this, once the chosen one is found the tests stop and with them the massive drain they placed on the kingdom's economy, and therefore the chosen one stops the disaster simply by being found

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Literate Chaotic / Re: Very Short Stories (3 sentences)
« on: November 28, 2018, 04:38:10 pm »
Christ has died.
Christ is risen.
Christ hungers for brains.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: November 27, 2018, 04:36:43 pm »
Comedy skits:

*Elon Musk tells his followers that they will get to Mars by killing themselves Heaven's Gate style

*Parody of the book of genesis in which Adam and Eve are kicked out of the garden for smoking god's weed

*A spoof of Johnny Appleseed named "Johnny Pothead"

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: November 22, 2018, 05:07:49 pm »
"Dogpunk" science fiction wherein all technological purposes are achieved through specially bred animals (like a more serious version of The Flintstones without the caveman aesthetic)

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Principia Discussion / Re: Profundity is comedy, comedy is profundity
« on: November 20, 2018, 03:58:53 pm »
to silliness looping back around into the profound. It's along the same lines. I suppose "semi-related" is a bit strong a term, I probably should have went with "tangential"

But anyway there's arguably a general horseshoe effect between the base and the refined.

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Principia Discussion / Re: Profundity is comedy, comedy is profundity
« on: November 20, 2018, 05:55:13 am »
On a semi-related note, there's also a horseshoe effect of shallowness towards appearance. On the one end there's "It doesn;t matter that you don't meet society's idea of beauty, what's important is what's on the inside" and on the other end you have "It doesn;t matter that you don't meet society's idea of beauty, what's important is you've got a part that I want to put it inside"

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