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Messages - Prelate Diogenes Shandor

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: Yesterday at 07:40:34 pm »
In the wake of a chemical or radioactive accident that leaves many people with organ damage a town is stalked by "The Trolley Problem Killer", a deranged surgeon who murders healthy people so that he can part their organs out to several of his patients (each)

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: Yesterday at 07:30:54 pm »
Story has a premise similar to the main conflict of the  holiday special Santa Claus Is Coming to Town but the themes of christmas, santa claus, toys, and children are removed. Instead the hero is bringing violent videogames and hardcore pronograpy to the people of the Commonwealth of Nations in contravention of laws which heavily regulate such things.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: January 12, 2018, 07:39:04 pm »
A superhero that has the power to reach through time, but only to the opposite side of the page

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: January 12, 2018, 07:37:11 pm »
A space alien is stranded on Earth after accidentally being left behind by a group that landed on the planet. Prolonged exposure to our atmosphere is toxic to it but it manages to survive by draining the life force out of unwary youths native to the area where it was left. The government eventually mounts an operation to try to corral the creature after discovering that it can be harmed by certain citizen's band radio frequencies, but it's own people come to pick it back up before it can be captured. Sort of a b-movie horror version of E.T.

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High Weirdness / Re: Chicken grows face of dinosaur
« on: January 11, 2018, 07:40:41 am »
Going back to the egg-not-hatched issue; what the hell kind of communist organization is doing this research that they're not already marketing this thing as a pet?

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Windows 10
« on: January 11, 2018, 04:23:01 am »
I wonder if an exorcism would help

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: January 11, 2018, 04:21:09 am »
fluoridation in our waters that are depleting our essential bodily fluids.

wat

It's a refrence to the crazy general from Dr.Strangelove

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: January 11, 2018, 02:18:51 am »
I can't stop searching out & digesting all of this. No one's mentioned: the CDC is poised to release a public presentation on   how to survive a nuculear attack.

Makes sense to me. I've been worried about the prospect ever since Trump got elected.

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Windows 10
« on: January 11, 2018, 01:10:07 am »
It keeps reenabling itself.

Does anybody know what ports it connects over? Maybe I can block it with a third party firewall.

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High Weirdness / Re: Chicken grows face of dinosaur
« on: January 11, 2018, 01:09:17 am »
Why do they need "ethical approval" to hatch it? In general it's always more ethical to nurture an organism than to destroy it, with the only clear exceptions being pathogenic organisms, parasites, and fascists.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: January 08, 2018, 03:29:12 am »
two related idead:

*folkloric Slavic boogeyman Koschei the deathless (who is basically the archetype for things like liches and Lord Voldemort; he's a creature who cannot be permanently killed bexause he has hidden his soul away in a secret box somewhere) has been the true identity of every Russian leader for the past 400 years. Every time a new leader has come to power they have been a revived version of the same leader who just died (or was ousted). All the Tsars, and Stalin, and Putin, and so forth have all been the same person.

*another idea involving Koschei, but this time instead of Putin-Stalin he's a boss in the Russian mafia and is at the center of a combination of Big Trouble in Little China and the Pulp Fiction fan theory where the briefcase contains Marsellus' soul

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: January 07, 2018, 05:48:52 am »
The sentient magic sword that decides the chosen hero is, in fact, lecherous, jealous, shallow, and possessive, and chooses heros based on who it thinks is hot. The hero is the only one with a telepathic connection to this sword, and the sword controls his or her destiny.

That's a pretty good one. I'd definitely watch that.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: January 06, 2018, 05:35:13 pm »
Horror comedy skit: Ghost vowing to "consume your spirits" turns out to be a drunk, not a demon

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: January 05, 2018, 11:53:44 pm »
The release of a revolutionary drug capable of totally stopping the aging process is threatened by a faction that wants to suppress it out of concern for the employment of funeral directors, priests, and nursing home employees.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: January 04, 2018, 09:00:42 pm »
The Tapestry of the Fates used as a metaphor to describe the concept of World Lines

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